Alpha Male Tea Party

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Have You Ever Seen Milk 00:00 Tools
You Eat Houmous, Of Course You Listen To Genesis 00:00 Tools
Happy As Larry, Larry Is Dead 00:00 Tools
Theme From Mastermind 00:00 Tools
Athlete's Face 00:00 Tools
Judas The Tenderiser 00:00 Tools
Ballerina 00:00 Tools
Nobody Had the Heart to Tell Him He Was on Fire 00:00 Tools
Your Happiness Was Stored On A Hard Drive And Is Now Corrupt 00:00 Tools
Reach For The Stars Kid But Don't Blame Me If It Makes You Miserable 00:00 Tools
God Is Love But Satan Does That Thing You Like With His Tongue 00:00 Tools
The museum of walking 00:00 Tools
I Haven't Had A Lunch Break Since Windows Vista Came Out 00:00 Tools
You Are My The Rock 02:29 Tools
Powerful and Professional 04:29 Tools
Don't You Know Who I Think I Am 02:27 Tools
Carpet Diem 05:41 Tools
I Don't Even Like Hollyoaks Anyway 02:29 Tools
No More 02:27 Tools
Some Soldiers 05:37 Tools
I Still Live at Home 05:37 Tools
Taste Like Dog 04:29 Tools
Go To The Ant, You Sluggard 05:41 Tools
Truffles 02:27 Tools
Baker's Dozen 04:04 Tools
Boris Bike Briefcase Man 05:37 Tools
Depressingly Shit Lunchtime Sandwich 05:08 Tools
It's All About The Throat 05:27 Tools
Griff Rees Homes 06:21 Tools
Jason Fucked the Argonauts 06:36 Tools
We Should be Animals 06:26 Tools
We Should Be Animals ii 00:30 Tools
Mutha Hubbard Wha' Choo Doin' In Ma Cupboard?! 03:23 Tools
My Ship is Shipshaped 06:27 Tools
You Are My Rock 06:36 Tools
Dead Outside 03:12 Tools
Don't You Know Who I Think I Am? 03:12 Tools
Mutha Hubbard, Wha' Choo Doin' In Ma Cupboard?! 03:23 Tools
Have You Ever Seen Milk? 03:23 Tools
Bakers Dozen 03:39 Tools
Reach for the Stars Kid but Don’t Blame Me If It Makes You Miserable 03:39 Tools
Athlete’s Face 03:39 Tools
I Haven’t Had a Lunch Break Since Windows Vista Came Out 03:39 Tools
You Eat Houmous, Of Course You Play Acoustic 03:39 Tools
01 Have You Ever Seen Milk? 03:39 Tools
02 Ballerina 03:39 Tools
09 I Still Live At Home 03:39 Tools
03 The Museum of Walking 03:39 Tools
07 Carpet Diem 03:39 Tools
10 No More 03:39 Tools
05 Don't You Know Who I Think I Am? 03:39 Tools
08 Some Soldiers 03:39 Tools
04 Nobody Had The Heart To Tell Him He Was On Fire 03:39 Tools
06 Powerful and Professional 03:39 Tools
My Ship is Ship Shaped 03:39 Tools
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Alpha Male Tea Party are one of them bands from Liverpool that don’t sound like a band from Liverpool, playing an aggressive yet melodic breed of guitar driven math-rock which nods to the likes of Brontide, You Slut! and Tera Melos. The three piece have toured the UK with Axes (Big Scary Monsters) and have previously played with Adebisi Shank, And So I Watch You From Afar and Tubelord amongst many others. Last year saw the self-release of debut album “AMTP” and follow up EP “Real Ale and Model Rail: A Lonely Man’s Guide To Not Committing Suicide” is out now on Superstar Destroyer Records. "The most exciting band we've heard in a long time" - Front Magazine "Riffs skewed to ear-puncturing angularity? Time signatures like a bathtub hoofed down a lift shaft? Check." - KKK: Kerrang! Magazine "Math-rock as an additive-induced technicolour rampage, this five-tracker is a gaudy, often glorious burst of juddering grooves, radiant riffs splayed at all angles, and stroppy, nasal vocals caught huffing sherbet." - 7/10: Metal Hammer "It's riffy, it's mathematical, it's everything I love about music"- Alex Baker, Kerrang! Radio "hearty riffs, zany rhythms and nutty titles make up this tidy EP" - 4/5: Nuts Magazine Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.