B.A. Johnston

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My Heart is a Blinking Nintendo 00:00 Tools
Call Me Lothar 00:00 Tools
I Love It When You Dress Up 00:00 Tools
Pay Me in Stolen Treasure 00:00 Tools
Grease Lullaby 00:00 Tools
Have Fun on Warp Tour 00:00 Tools
Vindaloo 00:00 Tools
Jesus Is From Steeltown 00:00 Tools
Theme From Helper Monkey 00:00 Tools
Squirrel Song 00:00 Tools
Western Sandwich 00:00 Tools
MVP 00:00 Tools
And My Tears Shall Do The Dishes 00:00 Tools
Love Killahs 00:00 Tools
When My Hero Retired We All Cried 00:00 Tools
Female Kryptonite 00:00 Tools
One Day I'll Be Happy That You're Not Around 00:00 Tools
Taste the Shame 00:00 Tools
I Love You, Pizzaman 00:00 Tools
B.A. Sings A Christmas Song 00:00 Tools
Hobo 4 Life 00:00 Tools
Gonna End Up Working in Fort McMurray 00:00 Tools
Dirtmall 00:00 Tools
Beamsville Fair 00:00 Tools
You Will Miss Me When The Zombies Come 00:00 Tools
Everyone You Date After Me Is A Sack Of Shit 00:00 Tools
I Remember Skinny Jeans the Last Time Around 00:00 Tools
Death Rides A Fat Horse 00:00 Tools
Couch Potato Alright 00:00 Tools
How Many T-Bone Steaks Can I Fit In My Pants 00:00 Tools
Tetris Junkie 00:00 Tools
Summer of 99 00:00 Tools
I Almost Stole Your Pants 00:00 Tools
Manatee Is My Totem Animal 00:00 Tools
Bat in the House 00:00 Tools
BOAT RACES 00:00 Tools
Chud Love 00:00 Tools
IKEA Hotdog 00:00 Tools
I am a Robocop 00:00 Tools
I Don't Want To Go To The No Frills 00:00 Tools
Pizza Party for One 00:00 Tools
Old and Lame 00:00 Tools
Hot Nerd 00:00 Tools
The Commute 00:00 Tools
Raised By The Wooden Spoon 00:00 Tools
Nuke Toronto 00:00 Tools
Kiss Her You Loser 00:00 Tools
When Is Trash Day? 00:00 Tools
I Will Be A Skid Dad 00:00 Tools
Sleepin With My Walkman 00:00 Tools
Oskee Wee Wee 00:00 Tools
BK Has a New King 00:00 Tools
Paul Hogan 00:00 Tools
Truffle Shuffle 00:00 Tools
Robot World 00:00 Tools
I Love it When You Dressup 00:00 Tools
We're All Going to Jail (Except Pete, He's Gonna Die) 00:00 Tools
Lonnie Anderson 00:00 Tools
Alley Beers 00:00 Tools
Shitty Cat 00:00 Tools
Ballad of Wheels 00:00 Tools
You Are Cute When You Sleep 00:00 Tools
I Am Doing Better in a Parallel Universe 00:00 Tools
Lies I Tell Myself 00:00 Tools
Dirtbag Beach 00:00 Tools
Drinking On My Mom's Dime 00:00 Tools
Donair Sauce 00:00 Tools
I Love This Dying Town 00:00 Tools
What a Wonderfully Mediocre Day 00:00 Tools
Dayoff Is a Dayoff 00:00 Tools
I Shall Retire Today 00:00 Tools
I Am Betamax 00:00 Tools
Best Day Ever 00:00 Tools
Retro Hell 00:00 Tools
Pep and Ched 00:00 Tools
This Greyhound Shall Kill Me 00:00 Tools
I Want To Love You But I Am Too Stupid 00:00 Tools
Cooper Lake Road 00:00 Tools
Pitfallin For You 00:00 Tools
Previa 00:00 Tools
Too Messed Up To Be In This Canoe 00:00 Tools
Dump Bear 00:00 Tools
Geezer Pleazer 00:00 Tools
Drink With Me 00:00 Tools
BA Sings a Christmas Song 00:00 Tools
Pita Pit Girls 00:00 Tools
Love Me Like My Minivan 00:00 Tools
I'm Stayin' In 00:00 Tools
You Can Love Someone and Hate the Things They Love 00:00 Tools
Ikea, I Used to Be a Man 00:00 Tools
Showcase Showdown 00:00 Tools
Lawn Gnomes 00:00 Tools
Dave Says No Drinking in the Back Seat 00:00 Tools
Your Roomates A Couchetard 00:00 Tools
RPG 00:00 Tools
The Dorset Fire Tower Shall Love Me 00:00 Tools
Snow Shovel Blues 00:00 Tools
How Many Tbone Steaks Can I Fit In My Pants 00:00 Tools
I'm Turning into My Grandma 00:00 Tools
Sesame Street Fighter 00:00 Tools
CILF 00:00 Tools
Orangeville 00:00 Tools
The Fart That Got Away 00:00 Tools
Strange Things Afoot At the Circle K 00:00 Tools
You Had Me At Montreal Steak Spice 00:00 Tools
Cat Food Fork 00:00 Tools
Cheap Suds 00:00 Tools
I Will Make Lasagna for You 00:00 Tools
Captains Table 00:00 Tools
Heating Bill Blues 00:00 Tools
Minivan Rollin 00:00 Tools
Saskatchewan 00:00 Tools
Moving to a Ski Town 00:00 Tools
Dating Northbay Girls in the 1990S 00:00 Tools
Geezer Pleaszer 00:00 Tools
Wanna Watch Willow 00:00 Tools
Canadian Beers 00:00 Tools
Ninja Movies 00:00 Tools
Eye of the Douchestorm 00:00 Tools
One Day Ill Be Happy That You Are Not Around 00:00 Tools
Horror Movie Girls 00:00 Tools
I Miss You Arcade 00:00 Tools
Sourpuss 00:00 Tools
Mr Belvedere Reach For Your Dreams 00:00 Tools
I Miss 90s Hash 00:00 Tools
Geddy Lee 00:00 Tools
No Wanna Shambhala 00:00 Tools
Asshole or Truck 00:00 Tools
So High In Foodland 00:00 Tools
Drive Thru Beef 00:00 Tools
Captain's Catch 00:00 Tools
Gst Cheque 00:00 Tools
I Love You Childrens Librarian 00:00 Tools
Steve Guttenburg 00:00 Tools
Your Car Is a Bin 00:00 Tools
Fly The Friendly Skies 00:00 Tools
Twisted Sister Nervousness 00:00 Tools
The Greyhound Shall Kill Me 00:00 Tools
Circle the Bowl 00:00 Tools
Jaws 3 00:00 Tools
i dream in poutine 00:00 Tools
Our Love Is Like the Cleveland Browns 00:00 Tools
Love=NBA Jam 00:00 Tools
As I Am in Tim Hortons, I Realize I Hate Tim Hortons 00:00 Tools
I Rock the Hawkins 00:00 Tools
fantasy life 00:00 Tools
Date Night 00:00 Tools
Heating Billblues 00:00 Tools
i like you more than garlic fingers 00:00 Tools
Flintstones Vitamins and Jamesons 00:00 Tools
Rockness Monster 00:00 Tools
You Kissed Me At The Bus Station 00:00 Tools
Your Roomate Is A Couchetard 00:00 Tools
Love = NBA Jam 00:00 Tools
This Hangover Has Legs 00:00 Tools
Discounted Bacon 00:00 Tools
I Dont Use Self Service Machines 00:00 Tools
Jagermeister Train 00:00 Tools
I Miss the Pigs Ear Tavern 00:00 Tools
Sisters Hash, Moms Smokes, Dads Whiskey 00:00 Tools
Platonic Pits 00:00 Tools
Arcades 00:00 Tools
My Gut 00:00 Tools
Roll Teddy Roll 00:00 Tools
Jesus Take the Wheel 00:00 Tools
Sesame Streetfight 00:00 Tools
I Stare into the Void 00:00 Tools
John Candy 00:00 Tools
Peterborough Love 00:00 Tools
Certified Cold Is the Way to Go 00:00 Tools
I Am a Betamax 00:00 Tools
Paul Osbaldiston 00:00 Tools
Fuck the Counting Crows 00:00 Tools
Bad Cat Sitter 00:00 Tools
Mr. Belevedere Reach for Your Dreams 00:00 Tools
Tired Love 00:00 Tools
Steve Guttenberg 00:00 Tools
Sesame Street Fight 00:00 Tools
Best Day 00:00 Tools
En Francais 00:00 Tools
When Am I Gonna Find Someone 00:00 Tools
Hamilton 00:00 Tools
Crushing Coke Cans, Counting Dead Raccoons 00:00 Tools
Love Equals NBA Jam 00:00 Tools
Dying Alone 00:00 Tools
I Want to Drink With Aliens 00:00 Tools
Monster Squad 00:00 Tools
Don't Marry A Jabroni 00:00 Tools
I'm Not as Dumb as I Seem 00:00 Tools
Circle K 00:00 Tools
Fart That Got Away 00:00 Tools
Douchestorm 00:00 Tools
Paid The Cost To Be The Boss 00:00 Tools
Fuck Up 00:00 Tools
Deep Fryer In My Bedroom 00:00 Tools
English Muffins 00:00 Tools
Whitesnakes 00:00 Tools
Too Dumb to Live 00:00 Tools
the Dorest Fire Tower Shall Love Me 00:00 Tools
Straight Outta Cobden 00:00 Tools
Clif 00:00 Tools
Children's Librarian 00:00 Tools
No pancakes in Heaven 00:00 Tools
Gease Lullaby 00:00 Tools
Bunkie Makeout 1993 00:00 Tools
Show Shovel Blues 00:00 Tools
Asteroids 00:00 Tools
I Feel Like Wesley Snipes 00:00 Tools
The Dishwasher Stands Alone 00:00 Tools
I Need Donair Sauce 00:00 Tools
George The Animal Steele 00:00 Tools
Rollin On Empties 00:00 Tools
Luke Skywalker Is a Whiney Baby 00:00 Tools
Sleeping With My Walkman 00:00 Tools
Luck Be a Playstation 00:00 Tools
Mediocre Day 00:00 Tools
Minivan Rollin' 00:00 Tools
Robot Kong 00:00 Tools
Adidas Tearaways 00:00 Tools
Couch Potato 00:00 Tools
Fort McMurray 00:00 Tools
Trash Day 00:00 Tools
Skinny Jeans 00:00 Tools
Have Fun On Warped Tour 00:00 Tools
Dave Says No Drinking In The Backseat 00:00 Tools
Drivethru Beef 00:00 Tools
Pizza Party 00:00 Tools
No Frills 00:00 Tools
I Dont Want to Live in Windsor 00:00 Tools
Permanently In Shade 00:00 Tools
Wheels 00:00 Tools
Summer of '99 00:00 Tools
She Is A Twinkie 00:00 Tools
I Am A Dump Bear 00:00 Tools
Hate The Things You Love 00:00 Tools
DIRT MALL 00:00 Tools
Too Dumb 00:00 Tools
Captains Catch 00:00 Tools
I Want to Love You but I Am Way Too Stupid 00:00 Tools
Nice Head of Hair 00:00 Tools
Mr. Belvedere Reach For Your Dreams 00:00 Tools
you will miss me when the zombies come. 00:00 Tools
Drinkin On My Moms Dime 00:00 Tools
You Can Love Someone and Hate What They Love 00:00 Tools
711 Dream Date 00:00 Tools
Cherry Lip Gloss Overflow 00:00 Tools
Stuck Here Missing You 00:00 Tools
Captain's Table 00:00 Tools
Horror Movie 00:00 Tools
Horror Movies Girls 00:00 Tools
Nice Head (Of Hair) 00:00 Tools
Keep On Truckin 00:00 Tools
Everyone You Date After Me Is a Sack of S**t 00:00 Tools
I Don't Wanna Live In Windsor 00:00 Tools
BETA MAX 00:00 Tools
John Labatt Saves Christmas 00:00 Tools
Track 02 00:00 Tools
Ode To Sugar 00:00 Tools
I Miss You, Arcade 00:00 Tools
Your Roommate's a Couche-Tard 00:00 Tools
Everyone You Date After Me is a Sack of **** 00:00 Tools
Only One 00:00 Tools
Mr. Belvedere, Reach for Your Dreams 00:00 Tools
Pita Pit 00:00 Tools
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Track 01 00:00 Tools
Pitfallin' for You 00:00 Tools
Track 11 00:00 Tools
I Love You Children's Librarian 00:00 Tools
fly the firendly skies 00:00 Tools
Your Roomate's A Couchetard 00:00 Tools
Childrens Librarian 00:00 Tools
Track 06 00:00 Tools
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B.A. Johnston is a highly spirited musician hailing from Hamilton, Ontario. His songs are unabashedly honest, uniquely quirky and cover controversial topics such as: deep frying, pirates, poutine, video games and love. He has released five albums and has spent the last eight years touring the country in his mother's Toyota Previa minivan, providing Canadians with a truly wild performance. He has shared the stage with acts like The Rheostatics, The Constantines, Cuff the Duke, The Silverhearts, The Guthries, and Joel Plaskett. He has played such high profile schmooze fests like Halifax Pop Explosion, SappyFest (Sackville), Close to the Coast (Charlottetown), and Ranchfest (Vancouver). He hopes one day to be rich and famous, buy a deep fryer for his bedroom, and finally dance with a girl when Stairway to Heaven is the last song of the night. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.