David Cross

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Lunch With Frankenstein 01:31 Tools
My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! 13:33 Tools
Pandering to the Locals! 07:13 Tools
Socks and Shoes 03:51 Tools
Shaving the Pope's Pussy 04:07 Tools
Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears 05:02 Tools
Flying on a Mexican Plane 09:40 Tools
Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist 05:00 Tools
My Daughter's First Date 05:14 Tools
Diarrhea Moustache 16:03 Tools
Fake Tits/Real Beer 06:34 Tools
If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them 22:44 Tools
Abortion Doctor From Hell! 07:26 Tools
Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! 04:51 Tools
Goodnight Assholes! 05:40 Tools
A Rapid Series of Comical Noises! 00:00 Tools
Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus! 05:10 Tools
My Wife's Crazy! 03:52 Tools
If you care 01:44 Tools
Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete! 02:53 Tools
That One Show About Drugs and Stuff 06:14 Tools
Black Stuff 02:48 Tools
Me and Drugs 08:29 Tools
Sex on the Internet!? 08:06 Tools
Silly Religious Crazies 05:59 Tools
Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! 02:37 Tools
REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!! 03:40 Tools
Where We Are Now Back In September '09 09:07 Tools
...Or Worse 04:41 Tools
I Can't Get Beer in Me 02:40 Tools
Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby" 11:12 Tools
Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag 04:55 Tools
Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge) 04:18 Tools
Random Goofabouts 09:07 Tools
When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties! 12:51 Tools
Lesson Learned 03:51 Tools
My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! 08:38 Tools
I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! 03:57 Tools
"You Go, Girl!" 02:28 Tools
You Go, Girl! 02:28 Tools
Austin Powers Saying Yeah, Baby! 11:10 Tools
Welfare Dentist on a Bender 01:30 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule! 00:00 Tools
Playing Pool With My Wife 08:05 Tools
Footprints 00:00 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule! 02:48 Tools
Amish Kid 00:00 Tools
Virgin Mary 00:00 Tools
You Go Girl! (Album) 02:27 Tools
High Times 00:00 Tools
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! 06:01 Tools
Miles for Kids 00:00 Tools
I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Pop Song (Album) 03:56 Tools
Christian Sandwich 01:01 Tools
Advertising 00:00 Tools
Introduction 00:00 Tools
Airport Porn 02:19 Tools
Water Into Wine 00:00 Tools
Dating Handbook 04:03 Tools
Year 2000 00:00 Tools
Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman On The Rag (Album) 04:54 Tools
Fetal Tissue 00:00 Tools
Dr. Kevorkian 00:00 Tools
Jesus A Martyr 01:34 Tools
A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises! (Album) 03:15 Tools
Wills to Pets 00:00 Tools
Crack Baby 00:00 Tools
Weathermen Have Become... (Album) 02:52 Tools
Media Violence 00:00 Tools
Airport Painting 02:56 Tools
Lazy Business Ideas 00:00 Tools
CES and Porn 00:00 Tools
Spidermand Vs. Batman Vs. Wonder Woman On The Rag 04:54 Tools
Sing Along 00:00 Tools
James Lipton 05:57 Tools
I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Song And Chaged The Lyrics O Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood! 03:16 Tools
Stephen Hawking With A Prostitute 00:48 Tools
Organ Donation 00:00 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Famil 02:48 Tools
Even Though I Am in the Closet 02:37 Tools
My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Undertand What It Just Said! 00:30 Tools
My Child is Enthralling, Espec 08:38 Tools
Fitter Happier 02:01 Tools
Even Though I Am In The Closet (Album) 02:37 Tools
Certain Leaders in Government 04:51 Tools
When It Comes To Jews, Behaviour One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky But It's Okay To Joke About It Because, I, Myself, Am Jewish! 06:03 Tools
Certain Leaders In Government (Album) 04:50 Tools
'You Go Girl!' 02:28 Tools
Although Indigent... (Album) 02:47 Tools
103 'You Go Girl!' 02:28 Tools
Exiles 10:07 Tools
Starless Starlight Loops 04:54 Tools
Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus (Album) 05:08 Tools
109 Fake Tits-Real Beer 16:09 Tools
A Rapid Series of Comical Nois 03:57 Tools
107 Shaving the Pope's Pussy 03:52 Tools
Spiderman vs. Batman 04:54 Tools
Comedy Death Ray - Comedy Death Ray 07:57 Tools
102 Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby" 11:10 Tools
When It Comes to Jews, Behavio 06:01 Tools
Sex on the Internet?! 08:05 Tools
105 Sex on the Internet!? 00:00 Tools
104 Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist 05:38 Tools
My Wife's Crazy (Album) 03:51 Tools
Sex on the Internet! 03:56 Tools
Weathermen Have Become, for th 02:53 Tools
106 Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag 04:54 Tools
Austin Powers Saying 'Yeah Baby' 11:10 Tools
108 Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears 05:13 Tools
Spiderman Vs. Batman Vs. WonderWoman on the Rag 04:54 Tools
Shaving The Pope's Pussy (Album) 04:07 Tools
Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vaginas And Anus! 00:00 Tools
201 My Wife's Crazy! 03:52 Tools
Shut Up, You Fucking Baby! 03:52 Tools
I've Taken A Popular Contempor 03:16 Tools
Sex On The Internet (Album) 08:03 Tools
End of Show 00:00 Tools
Prom Night With Melinda Hildenburgh 03:06 Tools
When All is Said and Done, I a 12:51 Tools
I Can't Get Beer in Me... 02:41 Tools
When It Comes To Jews (Album) 06:00 Tools
Minimum Wage 00:00 Tools
McDonalds Commercials 00:00 Tools
cuddling 00:00 Tools
My Child Is Enthralling (Album) 08:36 Tools
Drinking 00:00 Tools
Austin Powers Saying 'Yeah Baby' (Album) 11:07 Tools
drugs 00:00 Tools
Women, Please Rince Off Your V 05:10 Tools
The Gym 00:00 Tools
I Can’t Get Beer In Me 00:30 Tools
…Or Worse 04:41 Tools
Funniest Thing Ever 00:00 Tools
"You Go, Girl! " 00:00 Tools
My Bible 00:00 Tools
Freebird 00:00 Tools
Younger Demographic 00:00 Tools
I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Pop Song And Changed The Lyrics To Comment On 00:00 Tools
Protest Singer Ainsley Mctree 00:00 Tools
Seattle Magic Painting 00:00 Tools
Jesus 00:00 Tools
The South 00:00 Tools
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as “Quirky” but It’s Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! 06:01 Tools
My Wife's Crazy 09:40 Tools
Quick Impression Outro 00:00 Tools
15. Some Impressions 06:01 Tools
Violence In The Media 02:17 Tools
The Millenium 00:00 Tools
David's Businesses 00:00 Tools
CES Convention 00:00 Tools
When It Comes To Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I 00:00 Tools
Porn Convention 00:00 Tools
Religion 00:00 Tools
Women, Please Rinse Off Your V 00:00 Tools
Dead 00:00 Tools
Intro No Dirty Mouth 00:00 Tools
Going to Turkey 00:00 Tools
Promise Keepers 00:00 Tools
A Rapid Series of Comical Noises 03:57 Tools
I've Takena Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! 00:00 Tools
Fake Tits / Real Beer 06:34 Tools
Actors Studio 00:00 Tools
The Most Surreal Thing and Egg Wave 00:00 Tools
Introduction (and Song) 00:00 Tools
Starless Theme 08:37 Tools
American Way and the Bible 00:00 Tools
In the Shadow 00:00 Tools
Exiles (edit) 05:59 Tools
When It Comes To Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As 'quirky' But It's Okay To Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! 00:00 Tools
The Pride Is Back 55:03 Tools
Tonk 04:42 Tools
Las Vegas 00:00 Tools
1-01 08:00 Tools
When It Comes To Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky... 00:00 Tools
Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? 00:00 Tools
1-02 08:00 Tools
1-03 08:00 Tools
Sex On the Internet 00:00 Tools
Shine and Fall 04:08 Tools
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky", but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! 00:00 Tools
Ive Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! 00:00 Tools
1-04 08:00 Tools
Baby Failure 02:33 Tools
Ive Taken a Popular Contempora 03:16 Tools
My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It... 00:00 Tools
airport pornography 00:00 Tools
Airline Food 00:00 Tools
Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Bab 00:00 Tools
Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonde 00:00 Tools
You Go Girl! 00:00 Tools
Slippy Slide 04:05 Tools
Airline Sick Kids 00:00 Tools
Comedy Death Ray (Comedy Death Ray) 07:55 Tools
How to Date 00:00 Tools
When All Is Said And Done (Album) 07:55 Tools
1-05 08:00 Tools
1-06 08:00 Tools
Father Failure 08:00 Tools
1-07 08:00 Tools
I Come out and Say, "Hello Toronto!" 00:00 Tools
One By One, the Stars Were Going Out 00:00 Tools
Then I Talk About Tattoos! 02:49 Tools
Weathermen Have Become Somewhat Obsolete! 00:00 Tools
1-08 08:00 Tools
My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Ju 08:00 Tools
My Dead Body 00:00 Tools
106 Spiderman vs. Batman 04:54 Tools
1-09 08:00 Tools
Fear of Starlight 07:16 Tools
Magic Trick 00:00 Tools
1-10 07:57 Tools
This Is Your Life 04:40 Tools
Spiderman Vs Batman Vs Wonder Woman On The Rag 04:54 Tools
Celebrating the Ignoring of Genocide! 00:00 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate... 00:00 Tools
2-01 08:00 Tools
Even Though I am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuls! 00:00 Tools
2-02 08:00 Tools
'you Go, Girl' 00:00 Tools
Comedy Death Ray 07:57 Tools
Small Talk 07:57 Tools
Sex On The Internet? 08:05 Tools
women, please rinse off your vagina and anus 00:00 Tools
The Pantry 00:00 Tools
2-03 08:00 Tools
Fast 05:38 Tools
Vape Japes! 02:24 Tools
Troppo 08:44 Tools
A Bit I Stole from Dave Attell! 02:24 Tools
Clown Pain Fun 02:24 Tools
01 Certain Leaders in Government.. 04:51 Tools
I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood 03:16 Tools
2-04 08:00 Tools
The Beatles, The Bible 00:00 Tools
Hello, Adolf 05:58 Tools
I Can't Get Beer in Me… 02:40 Tools
2-06 08:00 Tools
Narcissism and the Slow March to Oblivion 08:00 Tools
Ira Kaplan intro 00:00 Tools
2-05 08:00 Tools
Truth = Cynicism 08:00 Tools
Although I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of... 00:00 Tools
2-10 07:57 Tools
Starlight Trio 12:21 Tools
2-09 08:00 Tools
When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The... 00:00 Tools
Oh No He Didn't!! He Said, "Patriojizm?!" 01:58 Tools
3-02 08:00 Tools
Q & A 00:00 Tools
3-01 08:00 Tools
Here 10:50 Tools
I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Co 00:00 Tools
Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture ... 04:51 Tools
New York 00:00 Tools
My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly 00:00 Tools
104 Socks and Shoes 03:52 Tools
What a Fool Believes (but Not The Doobie Brothers Version) 05:38 Tools
Prom Night With Melinda Hilden 00:00 Tools
2-08 08:00 Tools
06 My Child is Enthralling.. 08:38 Tools
Women, Please Rinse Off Your V****a and Anus! 00:00 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, The 00:00 Tools
We're Different People 00:00 Tools
Rabbi Alvin Sugarman 00:00 Tools
Sure of the Dark 03:53 Tools
105 Playing Pool with My Wife 08:13 Tools
3-05 08:00 Tools
3-04 08:00 Tools
A Couples Colonic?! 08:00 Tools
Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! 04:51 Tools
Austin Powers Saying Yeah Baby 00:00 Tools
My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said 00:00 Tools
I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics ... 03:57 Tools
Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture Refe 00:00 Tools
When All Is Said and Done 00:00 Tools
Sex on the Internet??!! 00:00 Tools
3-03 08:00 Tools
When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The Sam 08:00 Tools
102 Lunch with Frankenstein 08:00 Tools
3-06 08:00 Tools
Shoot First, Ask Questions Never 02:01 Tools
03 A Rapid Series of Comical Noises.. 03:16 Tools
02 Women Please Rinse Off Your Vaginas.. 05:10 Tools
Sort Of (Couples Colonic, Pt. 2) 05:10 Tools
04 Ive Taken a Popular Contemporary.. 03:57 Tools
08 When It Comes to Jews.. 06:01 Tools
05 Although Indigent Rural Families.. 02:48 Tools
3-09 08:00 Tools
My Child Is Enthralling 00:00 Tools
Learning Curve 06:33 Tools
10 Even Though I Am in the Closet.. 02:37 Tools
11 Weathermen Have Become.. 02:53 Tools
3-07 08:00 Tools
4-02 08:00 Tools
4-01 08:00 Tools
4-03 08:00 Tools
2-07 08:00 Tools
The Marked Difference Between Muslims And Other Insane People 08:00 Tools
3-08 08:00 Tools
I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Pop Song And Changed The Lyrics To Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborho 00:00 Tools
National Trifle Association 04:52 Tools
5-02 07:55 Tools
4-04 08:00 Tools
But Not Really (Couples Colonic, Pt. 3) 08:00 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the ... 02:48 Tools
5-01 07:55 Tools
5-03 07:55 Tools
My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something ... 08:37 Tools
3-10 07:57 Tools
Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Chea 00:00 Tools
History's Most Excellent Raping Brotherhood 03:57 Tools
5-04 07:55 Tools
108 Monica Lewinsky and the Th 05:13 Tools
And Speaking of Taking a Rape Shower… 05:13 Tools
How the Sausage Is Made (Couples Colonic, Pt. 4) 05:13 Tools
Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting ... 02:37 Tools
When It Comes to Jews 00:00 Tools
5-05 07:55 Tools
4-05 08:00 Tools
When All Is Said And Done I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience 00:00 Tools
4-08 08:00 Tools
When It Come to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Anno 00:00 Tools
4-06 08:00 Tools
5-06 07:55 Tools
12 When All is Said and Done.. 12:51 Tools
1 Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! 12:51 Tools
One Can Only Dream 12:51 Tools
4-07 08:00 Tools
When It Comes To Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As "Quirky" But It's Okay To Joke About 06:33 Tools
4-10 07:57 Tools
David Cross 00:00 Tools
When It Come to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and ... 06:01 Tools
3 A Rapid Series of Comical Noises! 03:16 Tools
202 My Wife's Crazy 09:39 Tools
Calamity 08:59 Tools
101 Welfare Dentist on a Bende 06:01 Tools
4-09 08:00 Tools
5-07 07:55 Tools
I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Pop Song 00:00 Tools
203 Flying on a Mexican Plane 00:00 Tools
I Am in the Closet 00:00 Tools
Cakes 06:51 Tools
When Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mas 00:00 Tools
Certain Leaders in Government.. 04:51 Tools
Comedy Central Presents 25:59 Tools
204 Sex on the Internet! 04:51 Tools
"You Go Girl!" 00:00 Tools
201 Prom Night with Melinda Hi 00:00 Tools
My Very Extra Special Trump Fantasy 10:02 Tools
Shaving the Pope's P***y 04:08 Tools
Moneymaking 00:00 Tools
Living in New York 04:08 Tools
When Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able ... 12:50 Tools
Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References 12:50 Tools
Audience Participation 02:53 Tools
11 Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete! 02:53 Tools
Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete 00:00 Tools
Duo 06:51 Tools
When All Is Said And Done.. 12:51 Tools
intro 00:00 Tools
Women, Please Rince Off Your Vagina And Anus! 06:51 Tools
Sephen Hawking with a Prostitute 00:48 Tools
Stephen Hawking 00:00 Tools
Spiderman vs Batman 00:00 Tools
Are We One? 05:56 Tools
My Child Is Enthralling.. 08:38 Tools
Welcome To Frisco 06:49 Tools
5-08 07:55 Tools
tanya 00:00 Tools
When It Comes To Jews.. 06:01 Tools
The Swing Arm Disconnects 07:16 Tools
Although Indigent... 02:48 Tools
2 Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vaginas And Anus! 00:00 Tools
Women Please Rinse Off Your Vaginas.. 05:10 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant... 02:48 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus 05:10 Tools
A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises.. 03:16 Tools
Fake T**s / Real Beer 00:00 Tools
When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My 12:51 Tools
Tripwire 04:45 Tools
I’ve Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! 03:16 Tools
Even Though I Am In The Closet.. 02:37 Tools
That One Show About Drugs and Stuff (Live) 00:30 Tools
Weathermen Have Become... 00:00 Tools
If You Care (Live) 00:30 Tools
Weathermen Have Become.. 02:53 Tools
Cycle Logical 03:43 Tools
Misuse of Literally 00:00 Tools
Encore 00:00 Tools
Dating 00:00 Tools
Me and Drugs (Live) 00:30 Tools
Testing To Destruction 01:56 Tools
My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It JusIt's Not Funny 00:00 Tools
Black Stuff (Live) 00:30 Tools
Although Indigent Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant! 02:48 Tools
Although Indigent Rural Families.. 02:48 Tools
Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won’t Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! 00:00 Tools
Porn 00:00 Tools
States Of Deception 05:40 Tools
5 Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule! 02:48 Tools
Really Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!! (Live) 00:30 Tools
Where We Are Now Back In September '09 (Live) 00:30 Tools
4 I’ve Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! 02:48 Tools
My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn’t Understand What It Just Said! 08:38 Tools
...Or Worse (Live) 00:30 Tools
Silly Religious Crazies (Live) 00:30 Tools
Crucifixion 00:00 Tools
Abo 12:21 Tools
17 - Executing the Retarded 00:30 Tools
Catholic Priests 00:00 Tools
I Can't Get Beer In Me... (Live) 00:30 Tools
Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge) [Live] 00:30 Tools
Awful Love 04:43 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have to Say in the Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Souces of Riducule! 00:00 Tools
Over Your Shoulder 06:43 Tools
I Buy Silence 05:48 Tools
Outro 01:01 Tools
I Drink for a Reason (Unabridged) 30:11 Tools
10 Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won’t Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! 01:56 Tools
Only Fooling 08:19 Tools
Old Man 03:26 Tools
Nurse Insane 05:44 Tools
Random Goofabouts (Live) 00:30 Tools
If Baseball's Had AIDS on Them 22:55 Tools
bonnaroo 2007 43:27 Tools
Xian Airline Food 00:00 Tools
When It Comes To Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky 06:01 Tools
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Preceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! 00:00 Tools
When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience... 00:00 Tools
5-09 07:52 Tools
6 My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn’t Understand What It Just Said! 12:21 Tools
Weathermen Have Become for the Most Part, Obsolete! 02:53 Tools
Counting 05:23 Tools
Valley Of The Kings 06:03 Tools
When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The SameIt's Not Funny 22:55 Tools
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as 06:01 Tools
Lesson Learned (Live) 00:30 Tools
The Olympics 05:41 Tools
Goodnight A*****es! 05:41 Tools
Inside the Actor's Studio, Acting, James Lipton 00:00 Tools
8 When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as “Quirky” but It’s Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! 05:41 Tools
The Gay Voice 00:00 Tools
An Existence Predicated Upon Manufactured Necessity 08:03 Tools
Light Up Atlanta 05:23 Tools
I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My NeighborhooIt's Not Funny 05:23 Tools
11 - Hippies 03:57 Tools
Ive Taken A Popular Contemporary.. 03:57 Tools
Zoloft 00:00 Tools
Tell Me Your Name 04:43 Tools
Run Ronnie Run 00:00 Tools
You Go Girl 00:00 Tools
Hippies 00:00 Tools
Kansas City 00:00 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 01 05:46 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 04 04:39 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 03 02:29 Tools
Anybody 06:19 Tools
Although Indigent Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant! 00:00 Tools
September 11 00:00 Tools
Rapid Series 00:00 Tools
'You Go, Girl!' 02:28 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 05 06:53 Tools
The Affable Mister G. 04:15 Tools
"You Go, Girl" 02:28 Tools
Poppies 03:56 Tools
My Child Is Enthralling Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesnt Understand What It Just Said! 00:00 Tools
Certain Leaders 00:00 Tools
Jews 06:19 Tools
Women 06:19 Tools
03 - The Olympics 06:19 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 06 06:46 Tools
Even Though I Am in the Closet That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals 02:37 Tools
Live at Edge of the Fest @ The Vogue Theatre, Vancouver, BC 09-26-2009 23:43 Tools
Popular Contemporary 23:43 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 07 04:50 Tools
12 When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I’ve Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties! 04:50 Tools
Indignant 04:50 Tools
"You, Go Girl!" 04:50 Tools
Inc 00:00 Tools
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About IIt's Not Funny 04:15 Tools
10 - Run Ronnie Run 04:15 Tools
Bush 04:15 Tools
#24 Cursing 01:25 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 10 03:46 Tools
My Child 03:46 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 08 03:42 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ign 03:46 Tools
Christine 00:00 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Third-Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule! 00:00 Tools
Austin Powers Saying "Yeah B.. 00:00 Tools
Weathermen Have Become For The Most Part Obsolete! 00:00 Tools
Even Though I Am in the Closet That Wont Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! 00:00 Tools
12 - Zoloft 00:00 Tools
My Immigrant Mom 00:00 Tools
Pandering 00:00 Tools
Weathermen 00:00 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 12 04:43 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 11 05:02 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 15 05:48 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 09 03:14 Tools
05 - Homeless People; Red Light 03:14 Tools
02 - Light Up Atlanta 04:29 Tools
Ashcroft & Missile Defense 03:14 Tools
No Dirty Mouth 03:14 Tools
Ladybug Transistor 03:14 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 13 04:03 Tools
I Drink For A Reason - CD2 - 01 04:04 Tools
I Drink For A Reason - CD2 - 02 04:29 Tools
Tax Returns 00:54 Tools
I Drink For a Reason - CD1 - 14 04:22 Tools
I Drink For A Reason - CD2 - 03 06:16 Tools
Predator 05:05 Tools
Dustbins 00:00 Tools
#90 One-Man Show 00:54 Tools
Black Ice 00:00 Tools
I Drink For A Reason - CD2 - 10 02:13 Tools
I Drink For A Reason - CD2 - 05 04:49 Tools
Hanukkah 00:00 Tools
I Drink For A Reason - CD2 - 04 03:41 Tools
I Drink For A Reason - CD2 - 08 03:25 Tools
Women; Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus! 05:10 Tools
I Drink For A Reason - CD3 - 01 04:02 Tools
Meantime 09:40 Tools
Certain Leaders in Government... 00:00 Tools
The Affable Mister G 00:00 Tools
I Drink For A Reason - CD2 - 13 02:11 Tools
I Drink For A Reason - CD3 - 06 04:57 Tools
Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Won.. 00:00 Tools
I Drink For A Reason - CD3 - 05 04:10 Tools
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You Go, Girl 02:28 Tools
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Am I The Only One On The Planet That Knows How To Drive? 02:55 Tools
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My Wife's Crazy ! 03:52 Tools
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Time Gentlemen Please 02:48 Tools
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Turkey 16:56 Tools
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Come Again 02:48 Tools
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Breaking Bad 16:56 Tools
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Anthem for Another Day 12:09 Tools
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The Light Inside Me 00:00 Tools
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Shadows Do Know 04:46 Tools
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thank you 05:33 Tools
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Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them IgnoIt's Not Funny 00:00 Tools
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Ive Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My NeighborhoodIt's Not Funny 00:00 Tools
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The Key 02:08 Tools
Women Please Rinse Off Your Vaginas 00:00 Tools
Virgin Mary Raped Me 00:00 Tools
Pet Inheritance 00:00 Tools
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New Businesses 12:09 Tools
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Jesus Marytrdom 02:37 Tools
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When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Preceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About IIt's Not Funny 12:09 Tools
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Magic Painting 06:01 Tools
You Go Girl!' 00:00 Tools
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08 When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as _Quirky_ but It_s Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! 06:01 Tools
Weatherman Have Become, For The Most Part, Obsolete! 00:00 Tools
Prom Night with Melinda 06:01 Tools
Christian Airline Meal 00:00 Tools
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Literally 06:01 Tools
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Live at the Theater of Living Arts 46:38 Tools
Fundamentalist Backtrack 46:38 Tools
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Worship the Gourds 00:00 Tools
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My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn_t Understand What It Just Said! 00:00 Tools
HBO Comedy Half Hour 00:00 Tools
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If You Care / That One Show About Drugs And Stuff 04:46 Tools
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Intro / No Dirty Mouth 02:42 Tools
Intervention 02:08 Tools
david cross - live in philly 3-7-02 - 04 - hollywood sucks 04:46 Tools
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A Rapid Series of Comical Noises. 04:46 Tools
Minaret [Instrumental] 04:46 Tools
The Shakes Rattled 04:46 Tools
End Applause 04:46 Tools
Porn in the Airport 04:46 Tools
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Pizza Boy 00:42 Tools
12 When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I_ve Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties! 04:46 Tools
david cross - live in philly 3-7-02 - 08 - zoloft 01:57 Tools
HBO Half-Hour Comedy Hour '95 01:57 Tools
david cross - live in philly 3-7-02 - 09 - this shoestore song 02:08 Tools
5 Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and ThuIt's Not Funny 02:08 Tools
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Even Though I Am In The Closet That Wont Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Homosexuals 02:08 Tools
Tinkle 02:08 Tools
david cross - the pride is back - 11 - jesus a martyr 02:08 Tools
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david cross - live in philly 3-7-02 - 10 - mitchell tool studio and gallery 00:00 Tools
I've Takena Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My NeighborhoodIt's Not Funny 00:00 Tools
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Monica Lewinsky & The Three Be 02:08 Tools
You, Go Girl! 00:00 Tools
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My Wifes Crazy 00:00 Tools
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Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman 01:19 Tools
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Women Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus 01:19 Tools
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Although Indigent Rural Families. 02:48 Tools
Sex on the Internet!- 02:48 Tools
Standup Routine 02:48 Tools
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Answer Your Telephone 16:09 Tools
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Although Indigent, Rural Families Have to Say in the Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant a 02:19 Tools
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Comedy Central Presents David Cross 03:53 Tools
Holly and Barbed Wire [Instrumental] 01:35 Tools
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really silly religious crazies 00:00 Tools
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Women, Please Rinse Off... (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
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Women Please Rince Off Your Vagina and Anus 01:35 Tools
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Intro, No Dirty Mouth 04:08 Tools
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Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of... 02:54 Tools
Women Please Rinse Off Your Vagin 05:10 Tools
Weathermen Have Become, For The Most Part Obsolete 05:10 Tools
My Child Is Enthralling... (LP Version) 05:10 Tools
A Rapid Series of Comical Noises (LP Version) 05:10 Tools
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Percieve as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as 05:10 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has 01:08 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Family 05:10 Tools
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gay voice 04:08 Tools
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Bigger and Blackerer trailer 02:54 Tools
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Where Were You? 01:01 Tools
White Bird (feat. Sonja Karaushofer) 01:01 Tools
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Ira Kaplan 01:08 Tools
Shut Up You Fucking Baby 01:01 Tools
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More Juli 01:08 Tools
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as 'Quirky' but It's Okay to Joke About 01:01 Tools
6 My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn’t Understand What It 01:01 Tools
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Although I Am In the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At the Expense of Homosexuals! 01:01 Tools
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David Cross - The Pride Is Back - 22 - Wills To Pets 01:08 Tools
Tattoos 01:08 Tools
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Redneck 00:00 Tools
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David Cross 14 - Excessive Flagwaving And Bush 01:08 Tools
06 Hugs, Not Drugs 01:08 Tools
Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won_t Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! 03:36 Tools
Pandering to the Locals! (LP Version) 03:36 Tools
Although Indigent, Rural Famililes Have Little To Say 03:36 Tools
When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" 01:29 Tools
David Cross - The Pride Is Back - 18 - Stephen Hawking With A Prostitute 03:36 Tools
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My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When... 02:29 Tools
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18 More Juli 02:29 Tools
10 Dead Bodies 02:29 Tools
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Weatherman Have Become...(LP Version) 02:29 Tools
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01 - Welfare Dentist on a Bender 01:38 Tools
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George Bush 04:39 Tools
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Bigger & Blackerer (Full Stand Up Special) 2010 58:31 Tools
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Lunch With Frankenstein (LP Version) 58:31 Tools
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Airport 00:00 Tools
Hitler 11:10 Tools
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There are at least two artists called David Cross: (1) an American actor, writer and comedian and (2) an English progressive rock musician. 1) David Cross (born April 4, 1964 in Atlanta, Georgia) is an American actor, writer, and comedian. David Cross grew up in Roswell, Georgia and briefly attended Emerson College in Massachusetts but dropped out almost immediately after enrolling to begin his stand-up career. He was part of several comedy troupes in the Boston area, including Cross Comedy, which occasionally performed before and during concerts featuring local bands, most notably the Cavedogs. Cross began his professional television career on The Ben Stiller Show. The short-lived Fox Network program hired him as a writer toward the end of the series' run, but he occasionally made brief appearances in some of the skits. This included a memorable speaking role in one of the show's most ambitious sketches, "The Legend of T.J. O'Pootertoots," which was written almost entirely by Cross. It was during this period that he first met Bob Odenkirk, with whom he would later co-create the HBO sketch comedy series Mr. Show with Bob and David in 1995. He later co-starred as Tobias Fünke in Arrested Development, another Fox production. In addition to these larger roles, he has made cameo appearances on shows like Just Shoot Me, The Drew Carey Show, NewsRadio, Strangers with Candy, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Since October 2005, Cross has been appearing as Stephen Colbert's archnemesis, a fictional liberal radio talk show host named "Russ Lieber" on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report. He is currently working on an animated series for Comedy Central called Freak Show, which costars H. Jon Benjamin. Cross has appeared several times in the MTV2 show Wonder Showzen. David Cross later teamed up with Bob Odenkirk to produce a feature film, based on one of their Mr. Show characters, called Run Ronnie Run. The film was satirical of the reality TV craze, and had numerous cameos from many stars. However, Cross and Odenkirk came into creative conflict with the director, and after nearly two years New Line Cinema sent it straight to DVD. Cross maintains a notable stand-up career consisting of material that often blends left-wing political commentary and crude "low brow" humor. He has released two highly-successful CDs to date, Shut Up You Fucking Baby! and It's Not Funny. He was also given his own one-hour comedy special on HBO in 1999 entitled The Pride Is Back. In 2004, Shut Up You Fucking Baby! was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album. In 2003 Cross released his first tour film entitled Let America Laugh. He is number 85 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time. In 2004 Cross provided voices for a Marine in the Xbox game Halo 2, and a store clerk named Zero in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Both characters were often whiny and humorous in nature. He was the voice of the violent, alcoholic "Happy-Time Harry" doll in Aqua Teen Hunger Force (credited as Sir Willups Brightslymoore), and appeared as Joy's ex-husband on Adult Swim's Tom Goes to the Mayor (on which Bob Odenkirk is executive producer). 2004 saw him direct the music video 10am Automatic for the two man blues-rock band The Black Keys. The video spoofs public access television. In April 2005, Cross criticized stand-up comedian Larry the Cable Guy in a Rolling Stone interview, saying "It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor — which people like in America — all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a -straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride." This caused Larry to devote a chapter to Cross and the "P.C. left" in his book GIT-R-DONE, saying that Cross had "screwed with my fans, it was time for me to say something." Cross responded with an Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy posted on his website, and he continues to mock Larry in his stand-up, as well as during his guest appearances on Wonder Showzen. In December 2005, he ended his performance on Comedy Central's "Last Laugh '05" by yelling "GIT-R-DONE!" mockingly to the audience as he left the stage. Cross played a cheesy radio DJ, possessing many of stereotypes he described in a Shut Up You Fucking Baby bit, in The Strokes' music video for "Juicebox". He also appeared in The New Pornographers's video for "Use It." In 2005, Cross was sued by Nashville club owner Thomas Weber, accusing Cross of taping him without permission for Let America Laugh in violation of Weber's privacy rights. David Cross at Wikipedia 2) David Cross (born April 23, 1948, in Plymouth, Devon) is a composer, keyboard and violin player from England best known for playing with progressive rock band King Crimson during the 1970s (particularly on Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Starless and Bible Black and Red). He also plays keyboards and mellotron. Since the mid 1980s he has led his own band, the earlier incarnations of which featured American drummer Dan Maurer, English keyboard player Sheila Maloney and the Liverpool bassist/vocalist John Dillon. Since the 1990s he has led his own band, often writing with bassist Mick Paul. Former and current King Crimson members John Wetton, Robert Fripp, Richard Palmer-James and Peter Sinfield have all guested on his solo projects. Solo albums of David Cross are: Memos From Purgatory (1989) The Big Picture (1992, re-released 1999) Testing To Destruction (1994) Exiles (1998) Closer Than Skin (2005) Cross is currently a senior lecturer in Music Education at London Metropolitan University. David Cross at Wikipedia Biography Discography Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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