Demetri Martin

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Personal Information Waltz 07:13 Tools
The Jokes With Guitar 14:00 Tools
Some Jokes 07:10 Tools
Sames and Opposites 08:05 Tools
Other Jokes 01:28 Tools
The Remix 05:41 Tools
Some More Jokes 03:31 Tools
These Jokes 14:00 Tools
One Story 06:56 Tools
The Start 03:02 Tools
Invite Them Up (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Other Jokes (These Are Jokes) 01:28 Tools
Hidden Track (These Are Jokes) 02:17 Tools
People Watching 00:00 Tools
Yep 03:54 Tools
The Wisdom Song 03:10 Tools
The Grapes Song 02:44 Tools
Some More Jokes (These Are Jokes) 03:31 Tools
Some Jokes (These Are Jokes) 00:00 Tools
OK 00:00 Tools
Dalmatians, Guts 03:52 Tools
Introduction 05:18 Tools
Names 00:00 Tools
These Jokes (These Are Jokes) 00:00 Tools
The Remix (These Are Jokes) 00:00 Tools
Silent Letters 00:00 Tools
One Story (These Are Jokes) 00:00 Tools
Death 00:00 Tools
Other Jokes - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
Senses, Halloween 00:00 Tools
Concerts 00:00 Tools
Flavors 00:00 Tools
Some Jokes - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
Guitar Jokes 00:00 Tools
Hidden Track 00:00 Tools
The Remix - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
The Start - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
Sames And Opposites - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
These Jokes - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
Personal Information Waltz - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
The Jokes With Guitar - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
Some More Jokes - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
One Story - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
The Name Was Johnny 00:00 Tools
The Start (These Are Jokes) 00:00 Tools
The Wisdom Song (These Are Jokes) 00:00 Tools
The Grapes Song (These Are Jokes) 00:00 Tools
The Grapes Song - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
[Untitled Track] 00:00 Tools
The Wisdom Song - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
Hidden Track - These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
Invite Them Up 00:00 Tools
Piano Jokes 00:00 Tools
Where My Jokes Go 00:00 Tools
Bonus Moment No. 1 00:00 Tools
i got 9000 friends 00:00 Tools
Standup 00:00 Tools
Research & Findings 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin comedy 00:00 Tools
Bonus Moment No. 2 00:00 Tools
Demetri Plays Harmonica 00:00 Tools
Demetri Plays Piano 00:00 Tools
Intro 00:00 Tools
Bonus Moment No. 3 00:00 Tools
Porcupines 00:00 Tools
Ticklish 00:00 Tools
Piano 00:00 Tools
Standing Guitar 00:00 Tools
Less Common Mythical Creatures 00:00 Tools
Large Pad 00:00 Tools
Untitled 00:00 Tools
Sitting Guitar 00:00 Tools
Bridge to A-Ok 00:00 Tools
Gotta Pee 00:00 Tools
Mythozoology 00:00 Tools
Art 00:00 Tools
Getting the Harmonica 00:00 Tools
Guessing to Fly 00:00 Tools
Fajitas to Sofa 00:00 Tools
Cremation to Necklace 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents 00:00 Tools
Penny Jar 00:00 Tools
Hot Dog to Clothes 00:00 Tools
Protest to Busses 00:00 Tools
Swimming 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin 00:00 Tools
I'm Broke 00:00 Tools
These are Jokes 00:00 Tools
Guitar, Jokes 00:00 Tools
Some Jokes (Part 2) 00:00 Tools
Bannana 00:00 Tools
Pancakes To Falling 00:00 Tools
Drunk Drivers To Pinatas 00:00 Tools
Some Jokes (Part 1) 00:00 Tools
Intro To Happy Birthday Jesus 00:00 Tools
Employee Of The Month To Jets? 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents Demetri Martin 00:00 Tools
Dead Cactus To Double Hawk 00:00 Tools
Raised By Wolves To Incredulous Breakfast 00:00 Tools
Friends Of Mine 00:00 Tools
Camouflage 00:00 Tools
Material Enhancers: Leather Sleeves 00:00 Tools
Fruit Baskets To Grapes 00:00 Tools
Flip Flops To Bumper Stickers 00:00 Tools
Upper Crust Material 00:00 Tools
Jets? 00:00 Tools
Invite Them Up: Demetri Martin 00:00 Tools
This Is The Place Where My Jokes Come From 00:00 Tools
This Is The Place Where My Jokes Come From (Close) 00:00 Tools
Swimming and Escalators 00:00 Tools
If I 1 of 6 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Some Jokes 00:00 Tools
Person 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Other Jokes 00:00 Tools
Part 1 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Person 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - The Remix 00:00 Tools
Life Coaching 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Some More Jokes 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - These Jokes 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - One Story 00:00 Tools
Xbox 360 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Personal Information Waltz 00:00 Tools
Timing 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Sames And Opposites 00:00 Tools
Part 3 00:00 Tools
Part 2 00:00 Tools
Ira Intro 00:00 Tools
If I 2 of 6 00:00 Tools
Kids 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - The Jokes With Guitar 00:00 Tools
Untitled Track 00:00 Tools
Part 4 00:00 Tools
Findings 00:00 Tools
Choosing Races 1 00:00 Tools
Wine 00:00 Tools
Hidden Bonus Track 00:00 Tools
Choosing Races 2 00:00 Tools
Melbourne Comedy Festival 00:00 Tools
Social Networking 00:00 Tools
guitar 1 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents... 00:00 Tools
Guitar 2 00:00 Tools
Jokes 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - The Wisdom Song 00:00 Tools
Brain Fart 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - The Start 00:00 Tools
Comedy GOLD 00:00 Tools
If I 3 of 6 00:00 Tools
chocolate frog 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - The Grapes Song 00:00 Tools
Picasso 00:00 Tools
Nipple 00:00 Tools
Catnap 00:00 Tools
If I 4 of 6 00:00 Tools
If I 6 of 6 00:00 Tools
[Hidden Track] 00:00 Tools
Cereal 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Hidden Track 00:00 Tools
If I 5 of 6 00:00 Tools
Bowling 00:00 Tools
Burrito 00:00 Tools
Car Dealership 00:00 Tools
Motorcycles 00:00 Tools
Clickoff 00:00 Tools
Animation 00:00 Tools
Windows Vista 00:00 Tools
If I 00:00 Tools
Babybite 00:00 Tools
Some Jokes [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
Sober 00:00 Tools
Bonus Track 00:00 Tools
People Watching [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Ladies 00:00 Tools
Names [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents: Demetri Martin 00:00 Tools
comedy central presents - demetri martin 00:00 Tools
Yep [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
I'm Broke 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin. Person. 00:00 Tools
Pitstains 00:00 Tools
Silent Letters [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Senses, Halloween [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
KISS 00:00 Tools
OK [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Electric Brain 00:00 Tools
working out 00:00 Tools
Concerts [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Antiballistic Whistle 00:00 Tools
Dalmatians, Guts [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Death [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Introduction [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
The Wisdom Song (Feat. Demetri's Mom) 00:00 Tools
Loogie 00:00 Tools
Two for one 00:00 Tools
Laptop 00:00 Tools
Flavors [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Guitar Jokes [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Intro To The Howling Hex 00:00 Tools
demitri martin 00:00 Tools
Intro To Smog 00:00 Tools
The Overthinker | Teaser [HD] | Netflix 00:00 Tools
Live at Punchline 2/27/06 00:00 Tools
Expo Hat 00:00 Tools
Mood Created With Guitar And Glockenspiel (Intro To Six Organs Of Admittance) 00:00 Tools
Pets to Cats 00:00 Tools
Some Jokes (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Invite Them Up - Demetri Martin 00:00 Tools
The Start [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
Some More Jokes- 00:00 Tools
Soap to Prunes 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents (part 1) 00:00 Tools
Intro To Weird War 00:00 Tools
Intro To Ghost Club 00:00 Tools
Intro To Alasdair Roberts 00:00 Tools
CCP - s8e08 - Demetri Martin 00:00 Tools
Cremation To Sheep 00:00 Tools
Intro & Signs 00:00 Tools
Quesadilla to Sofa 00:00 Tools
Other Jokes [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
The Remix [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
material enhancers 00:00 Tools
Bowman is an Island 00:00 Tools
jokes with atmosphere 00:00 Tools
Nope To Zipper 00:00 Tools
These Jokes (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Special 00:00 Tools
The Start (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Sames And Opposites [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
Intro To Bonnie "Prince" Billy & Matt Sweeney 00:00 Tools
Snapshots 2 00:00 Tools
where my jokes come from 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Demetri Plays Piano 00:00 Tools
The Remix (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
28 Cities 00:00 Tools
Other Jokes (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Personal Information Waltz (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Some More Jokes [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
Stand Up 00:00 Tools
Useless Talents 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Ticklish 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Demetri Plays Harmonica 00:00 Tools
Trees to Sex 00:00 Tools
Labels to Shoes 00:00 Tools
Babies to Salad 00:00 Tools
Cars to Crackers 00:00 Tools
The Jokes With Guitar (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Dalmations, Guts 00:00 Tools
Intro To Pajo 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents (part 2) 00:00 Tools
10 The Jokes With Guitar 00:00 Tools
02 Some Jokes 00:00 Tools
Bananana 00:00 Tools
Stand Up Comedian(Full) 00:00 Tools
Sames And Opposites (Edit) 00:00 Tools
The Jokes With Guitar [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
04 Other Jokes 00:00 Tools
Happy Birthday Wrapping Paper 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Less Common Mythical Creatures 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Where My Jokes Go 00:00 Tools
Sames And Opposites (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
One Story (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
lemonade 00:00 Tools
Personal Information Waltz [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
These Jokes [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central 00:00 Tools
invite them up shoe bit 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Bonus Moment No. 2 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Introduction 00:00 Tools
Me vs. You 00:00 Tools
Some More Jokes (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents (part 3) 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents (part 4) 00:00 Tools
One Story [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
09 Some More Jokes 00:00 Tools
Nyles Smiles 00:00 Tools
CCP - s8e14 - Demetri Martin 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Bonus Moment No. 3 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Bonus Moment No. 1 00:00 Tools
observations 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Research & Findings 00:00 Tools
Six Organs Of Admittance - Intro 00:00 Tools
Dalmations, Gut 00:00 Tools
I Got 9,000 Friends 00:00 Tools
Hidden Track (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
The Grapes Song [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
12 The Wisdom Song 00:00 Tools
07 Personal Information Waltz 00:00 Tools
Jokes That Didn't Work The First Time 00:00 Tools
If I (English Captions) 00:00 Tools
Remix 00:00 Tools
Jokes with a guitar 00:00 Tools
06 These Jokes 00:00 Tools
Demetri Martin - Piano Jokes 00:00 Tools
Upper Crusty Jokes 00:00 Tools
Howz it Going? 00:00 Tools
HOWLING at the MOON(LU-I Remix) 00:00 Tools
The Wisdom Song (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
The Grapes Song (These Are Jokes) [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Remix, The 00:00 Tools
Hidden Track [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
01 The Start 00:00 Tools
Intro To Payo 00:00 Tools
Flip Chart 00:00 Tools
11 The Grapes Song 00:00 Tools
(Untitled Track) 00:00 Tools
New Cigarettes 00:00 Tools
Jokes With The Guitar 00:00 Tools
02 Wizards vs Heat 00:00 Tools
The Jokes with the Guitar 00:00 Tools
Religion to Guitar 00:00 Tools
Johnny 00:00 Tools
08 One Story 00:00 Tools
The Wisdom Song [These Are Jokes] 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents Demitri Martin 00:00 Tools
The Jokes With Guitar pt.01 00:00 Tools
[untitled] 00:00 Tools
Start, The 00:00 Tools
01 Demetri Intro - Bonnaroo Jokes 00:00 Tools
My Jokes Come From a Magical Place 00:00 Tools
Guessing To Folks 00:00 Tools
Dean 00:00 Tools
Grapes Song, The 00:00 Tools
Grapes Song 00:00 Tools
The Jokes With Guitars 00:00 Tools
Jokes With Guitar, The 00:00 Tools
This Is an AudioBook (Unabridged) 00:00 Tools
Wisdom Song 00:00 Tools
The Hidden Track 00:00 Tools
Sames And Opposites (These Are Jokes) [These Are Jokes]/These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
The Remix (These Are Jokes) [These Are Jokes]/These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
dimitri martin - bumber 2003 a 00:00 Tools
These Jokes (These Are Jokes) [These Are Jokes]/These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
Some Jokes (These Are Jokes) [These Are Jokes]/These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
Some More Jokes (These Are Jokes) [These Are Jokes]/These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
The Start (These Are Jokes) [These Are Jokes]/These Are Jokes 00:00 Tools
04 - Other Jokes 00:00 Tools
START 00:00 Tools
The End 00:00 Tools
02 - Some Jokes 00:00 Tools
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Demetri Martin (born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian. He graduated from Yale before attending law school at New York University. He later dropped out to pursue a career in comedy. The son of a Greek Orthodox priest and a nutritionist, Martin grew up with his brother and sister in Toms River, New Jersey. His parents co-owned a Greek diner with his grandparents and uncle. Martin, the prototypical good Greek boy, served as an altar boy at church and bused tables at the restaurant. He studied maniacally and, to his family’s delight, received a full scholarship to the New York University School of Law. After completing his second year, however, he said, "Fuck it. I’m going to be a stand-up comedian." In 2003 he won the Perrier Comedy Award at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with If I.... From 2003 to 2004 he was a writer for Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Martin has had two specials on Comedy Central. One of his specials was divided into three parts, as follows: In the first segment of it he told regular jokes such as: "I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said "Happy Birthday" on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote "Jesus" on it." For the second segment he used humorous drawings to aid his jokes. He would use the images either as the punchline or just as a background. For the third segment Martin got a guitar and strummed it around the punchline. He then put on a pseudo-play where he would strum his guitar while talking; some of his comedian friends dressed as fairies and dragons and such would act according to the story he was telling ("where my jokes come from"). Martin's mother and grandmother also appeared. Martin was the first person on a Comedy Central special to do the three major forms of stand-up comedy, appearing as a standup comic, a prop comic (such as The Amazing Jonathan), and as a musical comic (such as Stephen Lynch). Recently, Martin appeared at the 2005 Edinburgh Fringe in a show called These Are Jokes. Since late 2005, he has been credited as a Correspondent on The Daily Show, for a segment called "Trend Spotting." He has used this segment to talk about so-called hip trends among youth such as wine and the Xbox 360. A piece about social networking featured his profile on MySpace. According to his website, Martin is in the process of publishing a book of drawings. He also plans on rerecording a comedy album in Chicago within the coming months. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.