Eric Schwartz

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Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis 00:00 Tools
Clinton Got A Blowjob 00:00 Tools
Stoned People 00:00 Tools
B.J. (Bad Joke) 00:00 Tools
Charliesomething 00:00 Tools
Trust Fund Blues 00:00 Tools
Who Da Bitch Now? 00:00 Tools
Come Out of the Closet 00:00 Tools
Jesus Envy 00:00 Tools
Taco Bill's Cannon 00:00 Tools
Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis - Uncensored 00:00 Tools
Hanukkah Hey Ya! 00:00 Tools
Hey, Weren't You Gay? 00:00 Tools
The Pancake Song 00:00 Tools
Dirty Laundry List 00:00 Tools
Irish Wanking Song 00:00 Tools
Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis (Uncensored) 00:00 Tools
I Swear, She Said She Was 18 00:00 Tools
I Just Killed Kafka 00:00 Tools
I Love You Cuz 00:00 Tools
Telemarket Trailer-Park-It Trash 00:00 Tools
Hattie and Mattie 00:00 Tools
Monica's Mouth 00:00 Tools
Love To Love You 00:00 Tools
Crotchless Musings 00:00 Tools
Aisle B 00:00 Tools
Don't Tell My Wife 00:00 Tools
Moishe the Kid 00:00 Tools
You Didn't Tell Me 00:00 Tools
Baby, Bye Bye 00:00 Tools
I Don't Know You 00:00 Tools
President Schwartz 00:00 Tools
White Hurr 00:00 Tools
Ashlee 00:00 Tools
Only Be 00:00 Tools
The Grill Is Gone 00:00 Tools
Deflection 00:00 Tools
Who Da Bitch Now 00:00 Tools
More Michael MacDonald 00:00 Tools
Minimal 00:00 Tools
Telltale Kitchen 00:00 Tools
You're My Dad 00:00 Tools
Who Da Bitch Now (plus) 00:00 Tools
Crazy Jew 00:00 Tools
I'm Gonna Piss On A Hornet's nest 00:00 Tools
Children's Songs Montage 00:00 Tools
Brother Mine 00:00 Tools
Want A Full Release 00:00 Tools
A Season With Dylan 00:00 Tools
Aftermath 00:00 Tools
Psycho Ballet 00:00 Tools
Stacy's Dad 00:16 Tools
Houston, We Have A Problem (Shaving off my muff for you) 00:00 Tools
'Cuz Mary Said So 00:00 Tools
My Lady of the Broken Glass 00:00 Tools
Great Big World 00:00 Tools
There's A Picture... 00:00 Tools
Is It Wrong (to want to be loved by someone as lovely as you) 00:00 Tools
Me and Jenny and the Lovely Marilu 00:00 Tools
What's A Poor Boy To Do? 00:00 Tools
You Don't Know Me 00:00 Tools
Keep Your Jesus Off My P***s (Uncensored) 00:00 Tools
Don't Ask... 00:00 Tools
Sunday Blue 00:00 Tools
Sweet Miss Jenny 00:00 Tools
Houston, We Have A Problem 00:00 Tools
Lean Like a Gringo 00:00 Tools
Matzah 00:00 Tools
Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis (Slightly Censored) 00:00 Tools
Lady Lilah 00:00 Tools
Go 00:00 Tools
Come To Me, Love 00:00 Tools
Is It Wrong (To Want To Be Loved By Someone As Lovely As You?) 00:00 Tools
12. Jesus Envy 1 00:00 Tools
That's How Its Gonna Be 00:00 Tools
Me 'n' Jenny and the Lovely Marilu 00:00 Tools
4 Chair Legs: Lithium Tango 00:00 Tools
4 Chair Legs: La Valse 00:00 Tools
Suburbia 00:00 Tools
Houston, We Have A Problem - Shaving Off My Muff For You 00:00 Tools
Aquatic Ambience 00:00 Tools
Do Not Go Gently Unto That Goodbye 00:00 Tools
That's How It's Gonna Be 00:00 Tools
Just a Lil Kip 00:00 Tools
Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis - Slightly Censored 00:00 Tools
Forest Interlude 00:00 Tools
4 Chair Legs: Tarantella d'Amore 00:00 Tools
Crank Dat Kosha Boy 00:00 Tools
No One Said It Would Be Easy 00:00 Tools
Mastiff 00:00 Tools
4 Chair Legs: But these chair legs were St Michaels and all angels 00:00 Tools
Taco Bill's Canon 00:00 Tools
Crank That Kosha Boy 00:00 Tools
Lose the Gelt 00:00 Tools
So Kosher 00:00 Tools
Beans Wit It, Rice Wit It 00:00 Tools
Justin Timberlake 00:00 Tools
Clinton Got a B*****b 00:00 Tools
Welcome To The Working Wanking Week 00:00 Tools
Crank Dat Kosherboy 00:00 Tools
Who's Gonna Love Me Tonight 00:00 Tools
Daisy 00:00 Tools
Male Pattern Baldness 00:00 Tools
Latkes in Herre 00:00 Tools
Rebuild America / Keep Hope Alive 00:00 Tools
Bonus Track 00:00 Tools
Thunk... A ghost story 00:00 Tools
Greensleeves 00:00 Tools
Matzah! 00:00 Tools
Taco Shop 00:00 Tools
Codependent Sonata 00:00 Tools
More Michael McDonald 00:00 Tools
The Better Man 00:00 Tools
In Da Tub 00:00 Tools
furfurst(carolin) 00:00 Tools
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Since 1998, he has been on the road playing "folk" venues: festivals (Kerrville, Philly Folk, Falcon Ridge, Oregon Country Fair, South Florida, for example); premier venues such as The Bottom Line, The Ark, The Birchmere, The Tin Angel,Club Passim; and the gigs that keep the singer-songwriter fed: house Concerts, coffeehouses, colleges etc. He composed the score for a musical adaptation of Beowulf presented as a workshop in NYC starring Andre DeShields and Billy Porter. Dr. Demento, a hero of his, plays Schwartz's stuff now and then ("Charliesomething" was #2 for the year a couple of years back.) 'Napster Rap' was featured on NPR's All Things Considered. A degree in biology from Tufts University and a former career as a touring bilingual actor has furnished Eric Schwartz with a deftly analytical mind, an awesome imagination, and a soul which thrives in the spotlight. Piano was Eric's first instrument. After studying guitar in Madrid, he spent a year performing on the streets and in the cafés of Europe (he can sing songs in five languages and speaks Spanish and French). Eric then moved to Greenwich Village and quickly became a staple on the vicious Village bar scene for five years as he honed his craft as an original singer/songwriter, and began pulling attention from some of the world's toughest audiences. PA disc jockey Otto Bost wrote, "Eric is a writer who has mastered many styles, and his songs are as varied as the people of New York...The thread that holds them together is the solid craftsmanship of a young men with a pen in his hand, and an intriguingly offbeat view of the world." Fans and music journalists have tried to describe an Eric Schwartz show. Some talk about Eric's gorgeous voice with its baritone-to-Bee-Gees vocal range, the intelligent way in which he uses satire and irony to convey a message, or the tremendous energy and personality he infuses into every show. But most will add, "You'll just have to experience it for yourself.' It should also be noted that he's played the Kerrville Folk Festival three years running. "It's been one of the very best things in my life, that festival in the hill country of Texas. I've had fantastic artists joining me to fill out the sound: Freebo, Jack Williams, Stephanie Corby, Kristin DeWitt, Oliver Steck, Kevin So, and Eric Gerber to name but a few. And this year, I had the honor of serving as a Judge in the New Folk competition there, which was tough, considering that all the participants were excellent. I got to sit next to Texas superstars Slaid Cleaves and Ruthie Foster, and get heckled from the stage by Steve Gillette" Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.