Guinea Worms

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Box of Records 04:12 Tools
Soiled Sender 04:18 Tools
Drunk in Yr Uggs 02:58 Tools
Cobweb 04:57 Tools
Bugged 03:48 Tools
Accidental Space Tourist 02:21 Tools
Lounge Waltz 03:24 Tools
Oliver Reed 07:11 Tools
Kick in the Door 02:34 Tools
Never Giving Up 06:52 Tools
Afternoon Party 05:20 Tools
Come Here Baby 05:35 Tools
B.I.S.I. 05:20 Tools
I'm Taken 02:34 Tools
Haymaker 01:51 Tools
Sex Against a Wall 03:42 Tools
The Trail 03:24 Tools
BBQ 03:15 Tools
Maggot Therapy 05:35 Tools
Taking Lives 05:02 Tools
Zingers 02:42 Tools
B.T.K. 02:00 Tools
Greater 01:08 Tools
Apples in the Oatmeal 01:08 Tools
Hello From Ohio 03:52 Tools
Lafeyette 04:18 Tools
Exit Plan 06:02 Tools
Your Picture On The Internet 03:36 Tools
This Is The Grand Shank 01:17 Tools
13th Stepford Girlfriend 05:03 Tools
Super Bugged 02:34 Tools
I'm a Cobweb 04:53 Tools
Kick In the Door (To The Waffle House) 02:36 Tools
That Was The Grand Shank 00:34 Tools
Monkey Casino 05:17 Tools
Quivery Lip 05:02 Tools
Man Will He 05:25 Tools
Glass of Instant Smile(s) 02:08 Tools
We'll Get on That 02:08 Tools
Spring Rage 02:18 Tools
Intro 01:05 Tools
Trying Is Pathetic 04:56 Tools
Drunk on the Plane 03:37 Tools
Drunk In Yer Uggz 03:02 Tools
Jenny Jones 03:45 Tools
I Know Where Will Foster Lives 02:39 Tools
Lost and Found 03:28 Tools
CHUD 04:21 Tools
Can't Make Me Cry 03:28 Tools
Afterhour Party 05:10 Tools
Chock Fool of Nuts 05:10 Tools
Till You Hear Me 04:56 Tools
Christmas Stunk 04:56 Tools
Jeans and Heels 04:56 Tools
Nothin To Say 04:56 Tools
Christmas Booze 04:56 Tools
Thinking About You 04:56 Tools
Oh F*uck, Its Christmas Again 04:56 Tools
B.I.S.I 05:28 Tools
Knockin On Hell's Door 04:56 Tools
Spider Season 04:04 Tools
Drunk In Your Uggs 03:35 Tools
Lafayette 04:14 Tools
I'm Dreaming of a Blacked Out Christmas 01:26 Tools
Chris Missed Christmas 01:26 Tools
Christmas Disco Pillow 01:26 Tools
God Disappeared 01:26 Tools
Nothin' to Say 01:26 Tools
I Got So Much Soul 01:26 Tools
Grean Heaves 01:26 Tools
Christmas In Capacitated 01:26 Tools
The Hungry Stride 01:26 Tools
Lucifer's Lips 01:26 Tools
Sweet April 05:28 Tools
Girl Scout Cookies 03:35 Tools
Gas Station Epiphany Chicken 05:28 Tools
I Am The Pretty Fly 05:28 Tools
lazy not crazy 05:28 Tools
syncing 05:28 Tools
corpse vs. chorus 05:28 Tools
Weekend At Bernie's 03:08 Tools
Black Box Blues 03:08 Tools
Booze's Control 03:08 Tools
Aging and Tonics 04:51 Tools
Breadcrumbs 03:35 Tools
chlorine on me 03:35 Tools
Dog Dirt 02:14 Tools
Sandstone 03:57 Tools
Knockin' on Hell's Door 03:57 Tools
Lady Shrapnel 03:57 Tools
getting wet 03:57 Tools
If You Oui Oui (You're a Peein') 01:36 Tools
The Wet Yr Bed Whistle 02:19 Tools
Kick In The Door 2 03:20 Tools
tuttle tale 03:20 Tools
After Dinner Delight 03:20 Tools
Dynamic Mic Strangler 03:20 Tools
A Little Hey Hey 03:16 Tools
Tom Cruisin' 00:59 Tools
Own My God 00:59 Tools
There Is Really Nothing Better Than A Box Of Records 04:51 Tools
C.H.U.D. 04:51 Tools
Jeans And Heals 04:51 Tools
Die Early 04:51 Tools
County Of The Heart 04:51 Tools
Sober Jerk 04:51 Tools
The Credit Cards Lied 04:51 Tools
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After a band has existed for more than a decade without releasing a proper album, it’s usually a fairly safe bet that you’re never going to see one. That's why it’s not really an overstatement to say, even though Guinea Worms mastermind Will Foster has put together four 7-inch records and a steady stream of limited-run CDRs since the late ’90s, that the fact that Sorcererers of Madness (4rd Year in a Row!) exists is a cause for great rejoicing. Credit for this blessing goes out to three primary parties: Foster for coming up with all this stuff; the current Guinea Worms line-up for taking the songs and turning them into something that—when the band is on—makes for one of the best live rock experiences going right now; and the guys behind Columbus Discount Records for having the passion and wherewithal to make this double-album happen. As one might expect, Sorcererers of Madness chronicles almost the entire history of the Guinea Worms. Its 22 songs date from 2001 all the way up to 2009 and feature a number of different band line-ups. While none of the tracks has previously appeared on vinyl, virtually all of them have appeared on those aforementioned CDRs, with some showing up on the album in drastically different versions. “Kick In The Door,” for example, was once a spastic, distorted rant, but switches gears here as a fantastic bluegrass jam. Another curveball comes via “Accidental Space Tourist,” a relatively new addition to the Guinea Worms canon that is as lackadaisically subtle on vinyl as it is forcefully dynamic live. The heart of Sorcererers of Madness is comprised of the Guinea Worms bread and butter: punchy rock songs propelled by a solid rhythm section, pinpoint guitar riffs and Foster’s Midwestern Mark E. Smith vocals. Recent live staples like “B.I.S.I.” and “Maggot Therapy” are faithful renditions of the way that they’re played onstage, with dueling guitars striking with full force and the arrangements allowing for the songs to breathe and for Foster to engage in some of his trademark wordplay (e.g. “Do the right thing. Do the Frank Lloyd Wright thing”). Some songs (“Haymaker”) recall more traditional, aggressive punk, while others (“Lounge Waltz”) are pure Columbus gold—weird but catchy, precise yet haphazard. Fans of “Box of Records,” the Guinea Worms record-nerd cult classic, will notice that there’s really nothing here that sounds exactly like that great song. But that'’s basically the point. A Guinea Worms song can come from and head toward any number of directions, and that’s the beauty of the whole thing. On this record, a gritty, funky song like “Drunk in Yr Uggs,” which takes only a half tongue-in-cheek look at those ubiquitous coed boots, fits perfectly nearby the swooping, noisy majesty of the epic “Oliver Reed,” and a tough-guy rocker like “Taking Lives” leads perfectly into “Apples in the Oatmeal” and “Zingers.” These are distinct Will Foster creations that take full advantage of his knack for making the absurd profound by combining looping keyboard and guitar riffs to lyrics that, like Dante’s Divine Comedy, can be interpreted on any number of levels. Put simply, this nicely packaged double-LP is a fitting document to chronicle one of the great Columbus bands of the past decade. Those hip to Cowtown will recognize that that statement puts them in lofty company, but it’s something that can’t be denied after you’ve taken a listen to this record. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.