Heywood Banks

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Toast 02:11 Tools
Toast 2011 02:35 Tools
Wiper Blades 02:42 Tools
18 Wheels On a Big Rig 01:45 Tools
If I Had A Bulldozer 03:29 Tools
The Cat Got Dead 02:01 Tools
Big Butter Jesus 03:14 Tools
Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway 03:45 Tools
Halloween 03:34 Tools
18 Wheels on a Big Rig (comedy 03:14 Tools
Perry had a Pimple 02:57 Tools
Yeah Toast! 02:12 Tools
The Toast Song 00:00 Tools
Turkey Bird 01:42 Tools
Big Butter/burnt Butter 05:32 Tools
Orange Barrels 02:23 Tools
You Can Be Mean to Me 02:14 Tools
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat 02:26 Tools
intErstatE 80 iowa 00:42 Tools
Toast (Live) 02:30 Tools
Fishin' Worms 02:56 Tools
thE onE i lovE 02:46 Tools
Yeah Toast 02:17 Tools
Never Trust a Puppet 04:12 Tools
Memories of You 02:08 Tools
Tazer Song 02:52 Tools
Dead Guys 01:29 Tools
Bed Bath and Beyond 03:00 Tools
TOAST! 00:00 Tools
Fly's Eyes 07:17 Tools
The Revenge Song 04:12 Tools
Me Mothers Gigantic Brassier 03:09 Tools
I Went to the Doctor 01:05 Tools
Fluffy 01:52 Tools
Pancreas 01:24 Tools
The Horrible Chemical Song 00:31 Tools
My Dog is Fluffy 02:05 Tools
Grass 03:21 Tools
Toast - Live 00:00 Tools
Kiki le Cat 01:38 Tools
Pink Underwear 02:22 Tools
Goin' Bowlin' 02:19 Tools
Mean to Me 02:08 Tools
Dust Mites 02:19 Tools
One Eye Love 04:18 Tools
The Man Song 00:00 Tools
My Eyes Are Tired Etc. 02:46 Tools
Yams 04:54 Tools
Oh, Spaghetti 02:20 Tools
He Said, She Heard 00:00 Tools
The Pancreas Song 02:25 Tools
Frosty the Bluesman 03:11 Tools
Don't Wipe It on Me, Marie 02:57 Tools
Humpty Dumpty 02:50 Tools
Someone Like You 02:48 Tools
Teenie Tiny Tattoo 01:13 Tools
Toast Song, The 02:15 Tools
911 01:37 Tools
The Indy Song (Indeed) 01:57 Tools
Diddly Squat 01:49 Tools
The Cartoon Animal Song 00:00 Tools
Trauma to the Groin 03:12 Tools
Dearest Mr. Santa Claus 02:35 Tools
Yeah Toast!! 02:15 Tools
Cartoon Animals 01:59 Tools
Cash, Cash, Cash 02:21 Tools
A Song for Warren 02:41 Tools
The Ballad of Ivan Cliburn 02:56 Tools
I've Made Up My Mind 02:10 Tools
The Dinosaur Song 03:04 Tools
Chicky, Icky, Icky 00:48 Tools
Smoke Gets in Your Eyes, Too 02:24 Tools
Memorial Day 00:54 Tools
The Piglet & The Porcupine 01:44 Tools
The Weasel 04:16 Tools
Phillip Pharr 01:38 Tools
The Music's Too Loud!!! 03:06 Tools
Inches & Miles 02:14 Tools
Hickey, Hockey, Holey 02:49 Tools
I Think You Know What I'm Thinking 01:35 Tools
I Want To Get You A Loan 02:28 Tools
The King Forgets 02:30 Tools
Red Ants 02:59 Tools
Butt Song 00:00 Tools
toEnails 02:32 Tools
The President's Birthday 01:52 Tools
Turbo Nose Hair Clippers 02:37 Tools
A Tribute to Frank 00:54 Tools
How I Caught My Cold (feat. David Mosher & Ed Mallett) 02:55 Tools
Thanksgiving 02:53 Tools
mathEmatical parEnts 02:50 Tools
18 Wheels 00:54 Tools
I Thaw Her Standing There (The Harooning Song) 01:09 Tools
Toast - Live At The Comedy Connection 00:00 Tools
Frosty 03:10 Tools
You Never Know 03:29 Tools
Soup 02:14 Tools
Punjab 02:14 Tools
my skin kEEps growing 02:59 Tools
Yeah Toast!!!!! 00:00 Tools
Tires 01:52 Tools
Probably Just The Television 03:25 Tools
artErial suicidE 03:26 Tools
Me 'n Annie 03:22 Tools
Christmas Box 02:28 Tools
Get Drunk With Dignity 03:03 Tools
Good Morning Bluebird 02:10 Tools
Smoking 03:03 Tools
Inches Feet Miles 03:03 Tools
EIGHTEEN WHEELS ON A BIG RIG 01:45 Tools
othEr pEoplEs bad habits 01:45 Tools
I Like Summer 00:00 Tools
18 Wheels on a Big Rig (Heywoo 01:45 Tools
Write Bob Dylan a Check 03:29 Tools
positivE 02:18 Tools
Boat Anchor 03:26 Tools
Feminine Hygiene 00:00 Tools
Billy & The Mystery Box 04:24 Tools
Toast Song 00:00 Tools
cataloguE 02:21 Tools
Under Bob's Hat 03:16 Tools
Eighteen Wheels on a Big Rig (live on Q-95) 01:45 Tools
The Woman Song 00:00 Tools
Not I 02:30 Tools
Eighteen Wheels On A Big Rig - Live On Q-95 02:30 Tools
Famous Dead Guys 02:30 Tools
Fair, Fair, Nashville 02:50 Tools
Sittin' By The Pool 02:16 Tools
Pretending I'm Not Home 02:40 Tools
The Cow Song 03:14 Tools
Cartoon Animal Song 01:47 Tools
Big Butter 03:43 Tools
Horse Meat 02:14 Tools
Creepy 03:27 Tools
If Pigs Had Wings (live on Q-95) 02:08 Tools
dEodorant 02:33 Tools
I Love Summer 02:22 Tools
I Think You Know What I'm Thinking (If You Know What I Mean) 01:35 Tools
Toast (live at the Comedy Connection) 01:48 Tools
If Pigs Had Wings - Live On Q-95 02:08 Tools
Reflux 02:41 Tools
If Pigs Had Wings - Featuring The Heylets 00:00 Tools
The Halloween Story 00:00 Tools
Paris 00:00 Tools
Heywood Banks Wiper Blades 02:31 Tools
Eighteen Wheels On A Big Rig - Live on Q95 02:31 Tools
My Precious Queen 02:49 Tools
Eighteen Wheels On A Big Rig (Live At The Comedy Connection) 02:49 Tools
Toast (French Toast!) 02:49 Tools
Eighteen Wheels On a Big Rig - Live On Bob and Tom 01:46 Tools
Wheels on a Big Rig 02:49 Tools
Heywood Banks - The Revenge Song 02:49 Tools
Billy and the Mystery Box 02:49 Tools
Allergy 02:49 Tools
I think it's gonna be a great day 02:49 Tools
Eighteen Wheels On A Big Rig - Live 03:02 Tools
Kidney 03:02 Tools
Holiday Song For Everyone 03:02 Tools
500 Miles 03:02 Tools
99 Dead Baboons 03:02 Tools
Pretending I'm Not Home (Reprise) 02:38 Tools
If Pigs Had Wings (feat. The Heylets) 03:56 Tools
Decisions 03:54 Tools
My Skin Keeps A Growin' 02:38 Tools
Eighteen Wheels On A Big Rig - Live At The Comedy Connection 02:38 Tools
The Music's Too Loud 03:54 Tools
You Can Be Mean To Me - Live On Bob and Tom 00:38 Tools
Dear Mr. Santa Claus 02:38 Tools
Heywood Banks - Big Butter Jesus 03:14 Tools
Pancreas Song - Live On Bob and Tom 02:26 Tools
I've Only Got a 3 Inch Tool 02:38 Tools
Eighteen Wheels on a Big Rig (live) 03:02 Tools
Sidewalk Serenade 03:02 Tools
Pancreas song 03:02 Tools
Trauma to the Groin - Live On Bob and Tom 03:12 Tools
Inches, Feet, Miles 00:00 Tools
18 Wheels - Live 02:16 Tools
The Annoying Song 03:02 Tools
Trauma To The Groin (Heywood Banks) 00:00 Tools
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat (featuring The Heylettes) 00:00 Tools
The One Eyed Love 00:00 Tools
Prison Bitch 00:00 Tools
If You Know What I Mean 00:57 Tools
The Indy Song 03:14 Tools
I Thaw Her Standing There 03:14 Tools
Other People's Bad Habits 00:38 Tools
Wiper Blades - Live 00:38 Tools
You Ain't Gettin' Diddley Squat 00:38 Tools
18 Wheels on the Big Rig 00:38 Tools
A Hairy Ass 00:38 Tools
If I Had a Bulldozer - Live 03:30 Tools
My Dearest Mr. Santa Claus 00:38 Tools
The One Eye Love 00:38 Tools
If Pigs Had Wings (featuring The Heylettes) 00:38 Tools
Wiperblades 00:38 Tools
04-Only By The Ghouls Who Are Dead (DJ Useo Remix) 02:43 Tools
You Never Know (Who's Got A Gun) 02:43 Tools
Halloween Song 02:43 Tools
Heywood Banks - One Eye Love 02:43 Tools
Hark! My True Love Doth Bend Low In Yon Casement 02:16 Tools
One Eyed Love 03:30 Tools
Heywood Banks - The Man Song 03:30 Tools
Yeah, Toast! 03:30 Tools
Heywood Banks - I Think it's Gonna Be a Great Day 01:48 Tools
The One I Love - Live On Bob and Tom 02:43 Tools
The Beer Song 01:48 Tools
Toast (Live on Bob & Tom show) 01:48 Tools
Heywood Banks - He Said, She Heard (Bob and Tom) 01:48 Tools
TOAST LIVE 01:48 Tools
Eighteen Wheels On A Big Rig - 01:48 Tools
The Halloween Story - Live 02:43 Tools
If Pigs Had Wings - Featuring the Heylettes 01:48 Tools
Heywood Banks - The Pancreas Song 02:25 Tools
Heywood Banks - Punjab 02:25 Tools
Fair, Fair Nashville 02:25 Tools
Inches and Miles 02:25 Tools
The Weasel - Live on Q95 04:16 Tools
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Heywood Banks is a comedian. Heywood has been featured in "Rolling Stone Magazine" and "People Magazine." He won First Place in the Johnnie Walker Comedy Search Contest. Heywood Banks has appeared on A&E's "Evening at the Improv," MTV's "1/2 Hour Comedy Hour," CNN's "Hollywood Minute," "Caroline's Comedy Hour," "Entertainment Tonight," "Showtime Comedy Club Network," "Dr. Demento Show," "12th Annual HBO Young Comedians Special with Paul Rodriguez" and many more shows. He has released several CDs. More info: http://www.comedyhome.com/ Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.