Necrogoat who is so inverted that he has become upright

On an incredibly cold and frostbitten afternoon in Februrary of 2009, an acoustic black metal band was formed from the depths of hell itself, and immediately put on indefinite hiatus after the first single was recorded and released. Shortly afterward, the band was interviewed by a Necrowizard's fan club publicity agent, and it went as follows: Agent: "Hello good sir, may i ask why this fantastic band was put on hiatus?" Band: "The Necrowizard commands it so. It is too trve and kvlt to continue to be recorded, at least until the world is ready." A: "Ah, and I am also curious as to why the band does not have any guitar parts. Why is that?" B: "When we attempted to conjure up the pure evilness of the riff we had created, the guitar instantly burst into flames and the lead guitarist was tragically killed." A: "Thank you for your time. I hope you will record a new album in the near future." B: "SATANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" Full Album Announced! - Posted 21 Feb 2009 on necrogoat.blogspot.com/ Just one day after the band's creation, the Necrogoat has decided to continue on without his fallen guitar bretheren, and released a new single called "Falling down the inverted cliffs of floccinaucinihilipilificati." Perhaps one day more instruments will be added but for now it's as trve and kvlt as can be. New singles will be released and added as time goes on. The new single has been described as having "a different direction than previous releases - a somber, almost ambient start but becomes more powerful as the song goes on as the full power of satan's fury is released." SATANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. On February 14th, 2014, The Necrogoat awoke from its nearly 5 year slumber. It feels the world is much more evil than before, but could still use an extra dose. A new single is planned for release on the 5th anniversary - February 20th, 2014, followed by the fourth consecutive Necrogoat Anniversary world tour consisting of only one appearance at the kvltest place on earth, the South Sandwich islands. SATANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. The new single was premiered at the fourth annual world tour and an 8track tape recorder was setup to record the show. Unfortunately the new track was too effective at conjuring up Satan's pure evil, so fire burst up from the sixth circle of he|| and destroyed the recorder and the only concert attendee. The necrowizard's fan club is asking what will become of this track. As of now, the Necrogoat has returned to slumber in the inverted cliffs of floccinaucinihilipilificati. It is unknown if another attempt will be made to record this track. Satan. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.