Neil Hamburger

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Potted Hamm Intro 00:49 Tools
I'm In Your Band 05:54 Tools
Blood Pizza 01:03 Tools
That's My Life 03:24 Tools
A Score to Settle 02:13 Tools
(Write My) Name on the Toilet 02:00 Tools
Hijinx 04:15 Tools
Nude Models 00:33 Tools
Graduate of Yaoo 03:15 Tools
Pickle Potato 01:45 Tools
You're Not Good Enough 02:39 Tools
Hijinx and a Child 02:48 Tools
The Man from HOTT 01:29 Tools
Music of the Night 01:03 Tools
Comedy Death Ray - Comedy Death Ray 11:25 Tools
Rock and Roll 03:08 Tools
Rock And Roll Will Never Die 01:04 Tools
Incident In Kabul 01:55 Tools
A Nationally-Known Comedian 06:15 Tools
Wonderful Wonderful 04:20 Tools
Destroying The Mood 02:09 Tools
Christmas/Godfather 06:37 Tools
I Got Shot 01:13 Tools
A Special Request 02:45 Tools
Divorce 02:19 Tools
Beatle Paul 04:47 Tools
Decrepit Old Dogs 02:44 Tools
Cranberry Sauce 06:45 Tools
MHC 01:10 Tools
His Deathbed 02:26 Tools
SF Hotline 01:17 Tools
Pablo Cruise Fan Club 01:05 Tools
Friends 01:06 Tools
Comedy Death Ray (Comedy Death Ray) 11:22 Tools
Nobody Seems to Love Me 01:07 Tools
The Diagnosis 00:48 Tools
Tribute To The Greats 01:43 Tools
Snoop Doggy Dogg 00:55 Tools
America's Funnyman 00:54 Tools
The Ocean Blue 00:38 Tools
Freebasing 01:51 Tools
Stewardesses 01:09 Tools
Disgracing The Hamburger Family Name 00:38 Tools
The Army Reserve 00:58 Tools
My Daughter 01:09 Tools
Condoms 02:06 Tools
Warehouse Shopping 00:39 Tools
Look What Happened 00:31 Tools
500 Of 'Em 00:52 Tools
Popular Music 00:35 Tools
Motels 01:01 Tools
Cursing 04:02 Tools
Dollars 00:42 Tools
The Wizard 00:52 Tools
Fags 00:44 Tools
Beaver 01:41 Tools
Puerto Rico 00:54 Tools
Seven Elevens 03:19 Tools
Bigotry 00:48 Tools
Bestiality 01:39 Tools
Just Poking Fun 01:02 Tools
The Most Annoying Thing 01:17 Tools
Three Piece Chicken Dinner 02:39 Tools
Detergent II 00:34 Tools
A Timeless Political Routine 01:52 Tools
He Wasn't One 00:35 Tools
Management 00:57 Tools
Dying 00:43 Tools
Drag City Records 01:43 Tools
Celebrity Liver Transplants 00:40 Tools
Cop Shows 00:57 Tools
The Zipper Shtick 01:00 Tools
Comedian's Wives 01:36 Tools
Naked Cheerleaders 01:55 Tools
Troubled Times 01:14 Tools
Lawyers 00:50 Tools
The Zipper Lips 03:28 Tools
Living Life on the Edge 01:20 Tools
The Top Ten - Censored! 02:03 Tools
Jug Town 03:09 Tools
Selamat Malam 00:48 Tools
Our President 02:00 Tools
Rich Little Tribute 01:01 Tools
Comedy Death Ray 11:25 Tools
AIDS 00:38 Tools
Please Ask That Clown To Stop Crying 04:46 Tools
Gambling 01:43 Tools
Dating 00:25 Tools
The Battle Between the Sexes 02:13 Tools
Transcending the Language Barrier 02:53 Tools
Alzheimer's 00:46 Tools
Restaurants 00:47 Tools
Suicide 01:08 Tools
At Least I Was Paid 03:13 Tools
Movies 03:54 Tools
The Cola Wars 01:02 Tools
The Right to Die 03:42 Tools
Introduction 00:28 Tools
Murphy's Law 00:52 Tools
Laugh Out Lord 12:48 Tools
Alabama 00:32 Tools
Sales Reps' Conventions 01:43 Tools
Swingers' Parties 01:58 Tools
Arizona 01:10 Tools
Arkansas 00:34 Tools
She Sits Among the Cabbages and Peas 02:50 Tools
How Can I Still Be Patriotic (When They've Taken Away My Right To Cry) 04:32 Tools
Colonel Sanders 00:37 Tools
The X-Rated Hot Dog Vendor 04:57 Tools
Come and Visit 00:58 Tools
Dentists 01:47 Tools
Kenny Rogers 00:56 Tools
Thinkin' It Over 03:09 Tools
Zipper Lips Rides Again 02:08 Tools
Cremation 01:05 Tools
Inspiration 00:59 Tools
Other Comedians 00:54 Tools
Florida 00:46 Tools
Garden Party II 03:02 Tools
A.A. 01:30 Tools
Neil's Will 00:54 Tools
Iowa 00:35 Tools
Georgia 00:56 Tools
Kansas 00:45 Tools
Music 02:01 Tools
Montezuma's Revenge 02:44 Tools
Religious Humor 02:37 Tools
Lotto Numbers 02:17 Tools
Missouri 00:49 Tools
The Hula Maiden 05:53 Tools
Music of the Night (Mike Patton) 00:00 Tools
Maryland 00:38 Tools
Mississippi 00:44 Tools
Nebraska 01:08 Tools
Metric System/ Oriental Massage 00:52 Tools
New Jersey 00:39 Tools
New Hampshire 00:38 Tools
Backwards Traveller 00:38 Tools
Wyoming 01:04 Tools
South Dakota 00:46 Tools
Nevada 01:42 Tools
North Dakota 00:41 Tools
New Mexico 00:52 Tools
Washington 00:59 Tools
Heckler Mumbler 00:00 Tools
Tennessee 00:57 Tools
Welcome To Di Presa's Pizza House 01:21 Tools
Changing Times 01:44 Tools
Women's Lingerie 00:30 Tools
He Refused 02:31 Tools
Neil Hamburger 10:40 Tools
Flour Power 02:37 Tools
Lonely 02:37 Tools
It's In You 02:31 Tools
International Funnyman 00:00 Tools
Big Heart 02:17 Tools
He Spoke 01:41 Tools
Bad Reviews 02:27 Tools
Bad Pizza 02:35 Tools
Tragedy 01:30 Tools
May 31, 1962 02:25 Tools
Inspirational Speaker 00:00 Tools
Everything’s Alright 00:00 Tools
Your Town USA 01:41 Tools
Summer Of 2004 02:25 Tools
Endless Roll 01:41 Tools
Throwing Away Neil's Paycheck 02:45 Tools
Selling Di Presa's 02:15 Tools
Looking For Laughs 04:44 Tools
Antarctica / New Jokes 02:31 Tools
Mark 5:19 01:41 Tools
Woman's Lingerie 03:23 Tools
Empty Vodka Bottles 06:37 Tools
Di Presa's Tries Some Different Things 03:39 Tools
More Tragedies 02:31 Tools
Mama Tried 14:33 Tools
Zipper Shtick 97 04:11 Tools
Why Did the Cow Feel Inadequate? 00:00 Tools
The Luckiest Man In This Room 00:00 Tools
Christmas / Godfather 06:37 Tools
Rememerable Memories 01:41 Tools
Homeward Bound 01:41 Tools
The Straight Life 01:41 Tools
Nickel Candy 20:24 Tools
Overhurt And Underloved 20:24 Tools
Rememberable Memories 01:41 Tools
This Is Not My Usual Show 15:41 Tools
Crazy On You 15:41 Tools
Little Love Cup 15:41 Tools
Standing on the Corner 15:41 Tools
The Sensational Chili Peppers 08:17 Tools
It's All Out Of The Packet 13:01 Tools
You Wanna Hear The Zipper Lips? 14:33 Tools
Midnight Cowboy/Isolation 14:33 Tools
World Without Love 14:33 Tools
Pennsylvania 00:30 Tools
Antarctica/ New Jokes 14:33 Tools
Sounds of Laughter 14:33 Tools
1 - Ring It In 20:24 Tools
American Exports 20:24 Tools
Untitled 02:25 Tools
Jokes 21:09 Tools
Shoulder Trouble '07 00:09 Tools
Six Pack 02:15 Tools
Side 1 06:15 Tools
Committed to Suicide 01:36 Tools
More Jokes 21:35 Tools
2 - A Fun Night 23:29 Tools
Throwing Away 02:45 Tools
Di Presa's Tries Some Different 03:39 Tools
Young Punks 02:32 Tools
3 - New Stages 22:58 Tools
4 - Birthday 27:24 Tools
More Tragedy 01:03 Tools
Nobody Loves Me 01:03 Tools
Hijinxs 01:03 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 01 - America's Funnyman 27:24 Tools
Metric System / Oriental Massage 16:18 Tools
Great Phone Calls 03:30 Tools
What's In My Bag? 02:01 Tools
The Hulu Maiden 00:17 Tools
Music of the Night (feat. Mike Patton) 01:03 Tools
6 - Platinum Edition 20:47 Tools
Music for the Night (feat. Mike Patton) 20:47 Tools
Cancel It! 00:23 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 02 - The Diagnosis 20:47 Tools
A Moment of Silence for Diana, Princess of Wales 03:28 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 09 - The Army Reserve 20:47 Tools
5 - Strobe Light 20:19 Tools
comedy fated from the stars 04:40 Tools
7 - Tons Of Confetti 16:14 Tools
Smoking 23:03 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 10 - Divorce 03:30 Tools
Side One 16:46 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 15 - Condoms 03:30 Tools
Live, 2000 (opening for Mr. Bungle) 16:46 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 12 - Warehouse Shopping 16:46 Tools
Live @ The Admiral, Asheville, NC 12/13/09 39:17 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 24 - The Zipper Shtick 00:58 Tools
16 - Clock Time 16:11 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 19 - Bigotry 00:48 Tools
Excerpt 02:25 Tools
Recycle Bin 03:23 Tools
Everything's Alright 03:23 Tools
8 - Shiny Clothing 16:11 Tools
Side 2 04:14 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 23 - Motels 16:11 Tools
Birth 16:18 Tools
Tennesee 00:57 Tools
11 - Hollywood Beach 31:14 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 25 - The Top Ten - Censored! 02:01 Tools
Name On the Toilet 00:00 Tools
[Untitled Track] 00:00 Tools
9 - The Mural 21:55 Tools
15 - Fright Night 23:03 Tools
Live 09/18/2000 33:01 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 33 - The Most Annoying Thing 01:17 Tools
Side Two 00:57 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 29 - Celebrity Liver Transplants 01:17 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 31 - Cop Shows 01:17 Tools
Track 02 01:17 Tools
Track 01 01:17 Tools
Kids 11:25 Tools
Farewell To White House Staff, August 9, 1974 03:23 Tools
12 - Good Going 16:18 Tools
How Can I Still Be Patriotic (When They've Taken Away My Right to Cry?) 04:32 Tools
Hamburger Remembers Nixon Side One 00:57 Tools
The O.J. Trial 20:24 Tools
Judge Ito 20:24 Tools
The Post Office 20:24 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 32 - Lawyers 00:50 Tools
Live, 07.12.03 16:18 Tools
...More Jokes 20:47 Tools
1952 "Checkers" Speech - 1962 Concession Speech - 1968 Victory Party - April 1970 Televised Address - Nov. 1973 Florida Press Conference 03:57 Tools
13: Extra Balloons 20:24 Tools
Comedy Death Ray (Comedy Death Ray) [Explicit] 11:25 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 42 - Suicide 01:08 Tools
Rock & Roll Will Never Die 00:47 Tools
why did the cow feel inadequate 01:08 Tools
Paul Newman (excerpt) 01:08 Tools
why did the cow feel inadequat 01:08 Tools
Open Ended Interview 02:31 Tools
Jokes... 20:14 Tools
A Moment of Silence 00:23 Tools
Doctors 00:25 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 37 - Rich Little Tribute 20:24 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 01 - America's Funnyman 20:24 Tools
Lawsuit Crazy 02:25 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 38 - The Battle Between the Sexes 20:24 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 44 - Motels 20:24 Tools
1. Welcome To Di Presa's Pizza House 00:47 Tools
Dirty Diapers 00:17 Tools
Zipper Lips 23:36 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 43 - Restaurants 00:47 Tools
Spice Girls 00:17 Tools
14 - DJ Dance 21:08 Tools
Single Life 00:04 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 40 - Gambling 00:47 Tools
Anniversarys 00:04 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 39 - The X-Rated Hot Dog Vendor 00:47 Tools
Hamburger Remembers Nixon Side Two 00:47 Tools
Zipper Shtick '97 00:23 Tools
5-31-1962 02:25 Tools
10 - Memory Lane 23:36 Tools
Cloning 23:36 Tools
Comedy Death Ray - Neil Hamburger 02:25 Tools
Gourmet Chocolate 00:23 Tools
2. Rememerable Memories 23:36 Tools
Track 03 21:08 Tools
Diagnosis 00:48 Tools
Track 05 00:48 Tools
Track 07 00:48 Tools
The Luckiest Man in the Room 00:48 Tools
Side B 00:23 Tools
Live in Tokyo (Unreleased 1994) 23:36 Tools
Factory Outlet Malls 00:04 Tools
The Audience 00:23 Tools
O.J. 00:04 Tools
The Ex-Wife 00:04 Tools
Bill and Hillary 00:04 Tools
Promo Spot #1 00:04 Tools
Flashers 00:23 Tools
Neil Hamburger - 41 - Dating 23:36 Tools
Neil Hamburger - Raw Hamburger - 07 - Fags 00:44 Tools
Track 04 00:44 Tools
Zipper Shtick 02:27 Tools
Army Reserve 00:58 Tools
Track 10 00:58 Tools
Track 09 00:58 Tools
Great Phone Calls (FCC) 00:23 Tools
5/31/1962 00:23 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 09 - The Army Reserve 00:23 Tools
Necrophilia 00:23 Tools
02 - the diagnosis 00:23 Tools
12. More Tragedy 00:23 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 10 - Divorce 00:23 Tools
G-Strings 00:04 Tools
Menswear 00:04 Tools
F*gs 00:23 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 29 - Celebrity Liver Transplants 00:23 Tools
Introduction/Religion/Marriage/Birth/The Errand/Kids/Vegetables/Fruits/Smoking 00:23 Tools
Open Ended Interview with Neil Hamburger pt one 00:23 Tools
Open-Ended Interview 00:23 Tools
7. Di Presa's Tries Some Different 00:23 Tools
Waiter, I Didn't Touch That Woman's Ass! 00:23 Tools
Comedy Death-Ray 00:23 Tools
6. Big Heart 00:23 Tools
Track 11 00:23 Tools
Britney Spears jokes 00:17 Tools
Intro 00:23 Tools
a few more jokes 00:17 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 12 - Warehouse Shopping 00:23 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 02 - The Diagnosis 00:23 Tools
B********y 00:23 Tools
The Speed Limit 00:23 Tools
Live At Caesar's Palace In Las Vegas 00:23 Tools
10 - divorce 00:23 Tools
Tom Thumb Mini Storage 00:23 Tools
Gusty Winds 00:23 Tools
Talk Show Hosts 00:23 Tools
9. Bad Pizza 00:04 Tools
10. Summer Of 2004 00:04 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 15 - Condoms 00:23 Tools
12 - warehouse shopping 00:23 Tools
Fags [Explicit] 00:23 Tools
10 - New Year Tradition 00:23 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 33 - The Most Annoying Thing 00:23 Tools
8. Bad Reviews 00:04 Tools
Freebasing [Explicit] 00:23 Tools
Track 06 00:23 Tools
5. Throwing Away 00:25 Tools
Beaver [Explicit] 00:23 Tools
Track 08 00:23 Tools
Top Ten - Censored! 02:03 Tools
Track 12 02:03 Tools
DJ Diplo knock knock jokes 00:17 Tools
Side A 02:03 Tools
25 Missouri 02:03 Tools
Just Checking 02:03 Tools
Houston jokes 00:17 Tools
Texas geographic knock knock jokes 00:17 Tools
berating the audience for dress code violations 00:17 Tools
American Idol 00:04 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 32 - Lawyers 00:17 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 37 - Rich Little Tribute 00:04 Tools
Neil Hamburger - Live in St. Petersburg Part 2 00:04 Tools
09 - the army reserve 00:04 Tools
A&R People 00:04 Tools
Neil Hamburger - Live in St. Petersburg Part 1 00:04 Tools
Newt Gingrich 00:04 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 39 - The X-Rated Hot Dog Vendor 00:04 Tools
Side B (excerpt) 00:04 Tools
15 - condoms 00:04 Tools
Death 00:04 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 38 - The Battle Between the Sexes 00:04 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 41 - Dating 00:04 Tools
- Neil Hamburger - 25 - The Top Ten - Censored! 00:04 Tools
Score to Settle 00:04 Tools
12 Comedy Fated From The Stars 00:04 Tools
24 - the zipper schtick 00:04 Tools
Snoop Doggy Dogg [Explicit] 00:04 Tools
Naked Cheerleaders [Explicit] 00:25 Tools
Battle Between the Sexes 02:14 Tools
Most Annoying Thing 01:17 Tools
Alzheimer's [Explicit] 01:17 Tools
Track 13 01:17 Tools
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Neil Hamburger is a standup comedian character played by comedian and musician Gregg Turkington. Hamburger's live act, which is quite different from his many albums, features a barrage of question/answer jokes aimed often at celebrity targets, including Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Michael Jackson, Smash Mouth, Crosby, Stills, and Nash, Jim Morrison, and Steven Tyler, as well as depressing barbs aimed at his ex-wife. His pacing is off, and he clears his throat nonstop through his entire routine, often to keep overzealous fans from shouting out his punchlines. He has performed in front of audiences worldwide from Madison Square Garden to Jimmy Kimmel Live and the confrontational aspects of his act have drawn cursory comparisons to Tony Clifton.One of his most famous gags is the "Zipper Lips", in which he asks an audience member a question. If the audience member doesn't respond, Hamburger derides them for being a "zipper lips". A common phrase used by the comedian is "But that's my life!" Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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