Patrice O'Neal

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Can't Care 05:02 Tools
Intro 06:35 Tools
Race War 06:42 Tools
hate people touching me 04:27 Tools
Tolu 04:51 Tools
Making Lots Of Money 06:34 Tools
White Women Are Pleasant 05:05 Tools
Obama 02:10 Tools
Side Pussy 04:18 Tools
Reparations 03:51 Tools
Black Women Get You Refunds 01:51 Tools
White Women Get Cold 04:10 Tools
Start A Hoe, Stay A Hoe 02:01 Tools
The Corporation 03:56 Tools
My Dogs 03:52 Tools
I Like Hoes 05:19 Tools
T.S.A. 03:38 Tools
Confrontational Chicken Lady 08:14 Tools
Uncircumcised Penis 06:23 Tools
Old Dick vs Old Pussy 03:16 Tools
White Girl Pussy vs Black Girl Pussy 02:14 Tools
Marrying My Girl 09:09 Tools
Better Than You 01:30 Tools
Threesomes 03:40 Tools
Tsa 01:29 Tools
Arrogant Americans 02:30 Tools
Airport 02:30 Tools
Finger Popping Technique 02:46 Tools
Asshole Licking 02:30 Tools
I Like Being Racist 02:30 Tools
Man Fun 02:30 Tools
Pussy Threats 02:30 Tools
Women Tell Bad Stories 02:30 Tools
Scott Peterson 02:30 Tools
Pussy Transplants 02:30 Tools
Typical White Guy Crimes 01:11 Tools
Elephant In The Room 41:30 Tools
Intro [Explicit] 06:35 Tools
Can't Care [Explicit] 05:02 Tools
Making Lots of Money [Explicit] 06:34 Tools
Hate People Touching Me [Explicit] 04:27 Tools
T.S.A. [Explicit] 03:38 Tools
Obama [Explicit] 02:09 Tools
Comedy Central Presents 05:02 Tools
Reparations [Explicit] 03:51 Tools
White Women Are Pleasant [Explicit] 05:05 Tools
Race War [Explicit] 06:41 Tools
Tolu [Explicit] 04:51 Tools
Fat People (Jfl 2002) 04:51 Tools
Black Women Get You Refunds [Explicit] 01:50 Tools
White Women Get Cold [Explicit] 04:10 Tools
The Corporation [Explicit] 03:56 Tools
Side Pussy [Explicit] 04:17 Tools
Animal Lover 06:33 Tools
Thank You Titties 01:11 Tools
The Nasty Show (Part 1) 06:16 Tools
I Like Hoes [Explicit] 05:19 Tools
My Dogs [Explicit] 03:52 Tools
New York After 9 / 11 (Jfl 2002) 00:35 Tools
Comedy Central Presents Patrice O'Neal 20:21 Tools
Eating Dog (Jfl 2002) 00:00 Tools
Safe Sex 04:54 Tools
Start a Hoe, Stay a Hoe [Explicit] 02:01 Tools
What Men Want (Jfl 2008) 33:32 Tools
The Nasty Show (Part 2) 06:16 Tools
Football Sucks 04:07 Tools
America, We're Selfish 24:00 Tools
Harassment Day 06:38 Tools
High Level White Woman 05:42 Tools
Slave Family 02:17 Tools
Cheating 00:30 Tools
What Men Are 08:55 Tools
Wasted Youth 06:28 Tools
Woman Stories (Jfl 2008) 33:58 Tools
Love and Diabetes 13:05 Tools
The Mush 07:34 Tools
Women Don't Know Struggle (Jfl 2008) 00:46 Tools
Boy, Women Have It Rough 08:45 Tools
Sympathy for Women (Jfl 2008) 00:35 Tools
Good Karma (Jfl 2008) 37:13 Tools
One Night Stand 00:00 Tools
Good Young Years 53:31 Tools
The Nasty Show 00:35 Tools
Comedy Kings (Just For Laughs) 00:35 Tools
HBO One Night Stand 27:23 Tools
Harassment 01:49 Tools
Women Don't Know How to Be Funny 38:16 Tools
The Value of Vagina 38:16 Tools
Time Ho 37:13 Tools
How to Keep Your Man Happy 38:16 Tools
Patrice's attire. Leonard Rhomberg. Announcement. 43:26 Tools
My Dogs / Start A Hoe, Stay A Hoe 05:54 Tools
Don't Let Women Waste Your Time 05:54 Tools
Dumb Gaga gets smashed. Tweets about Patrice. 31:26 Tools
Obama / Reparations 27:21 Tools
2007-04-07 31:53 Tools
Two big briefcases full of glass dildos. Punk test. 01:36 Tools
Disconnected Chinese people and the fishtank. Side Pussy. 49:42 Tools
2007-03-10 34:53 Tools
2007-12-08 33:32 Tools
2006-11-25 34:01 Tools
My Girlfriend (Jfl 2006) 34:01 Tools
Rock coat. Doctor Steve. Raining Stuff. ID4. 35:24 Tools
A little bit of Black Philip. 49:54 Tools
2006-04-22 55:02 Tools
Patrice goes to jail. 44:45 Tools
Top Shelf White Woman 00:00 Tools
2006-03-18 53:42 Tools
Exotic meats. 36:51 Tools
Burr phones, Colin bosses Bawby and Joe. Illuminati. Animals. 39:20 Tools
Bob Kelly. The last show (plus Otto). 'Going Down Slow'. 27:21 Tools
CCP - s7e10 - Patrice O'Neal 27:21 Tools
2007-02-03 33:58 Tools
2008-06-07 33:42 Tools
Dave Attell says 'Purple suit and a gigantic coffin'. 55:54 Tools
Rogan phones, Bawby, DeRosa and Florentine tell stories. 55:54 Tools
Wesley Snipes. Vos paid tribute to Patrice O'Neil. SyFy titles. 55:54 Tools
2006-03-11 53:31 Tools
United States of Patrice. Mom. Bewildered. 39:25 Tools
Half a Hulk face. The end of the world. 37:13 Tools
If your girlfriend left, what would you miss? 37:13 Tools
2008-05-17 33:59 Tools
2007-06-23 33:45 Tools
A musical education, Top Ten country songs listened to. 57:34 Tools
Working for WWE. DeRosa and Hitchcock. Lingerie girls. 42:59 Tools
More comics tell stories. Nigga vs Nazi challenge. 00:46 Tools
2008-02-09 33:03 Tools
2007-10-06 30:40 Tools
Unmasked, with Ronnie B. 00:35 Tools
Better Than You [Explicit] 20:17 Tools
Snakes On A Plane. Asians go back in the barrell. 39:13 Tools
Pat Cooper goes to town. 31:59 Tools
Man Fun [Explicit] 06:23 Tools
Patrice met Shatner. Time's savage withered claw. Sad Jimmy. 24:44 Tools
Patrice and Ant sledgehammer Leo. Up and down game. 27:23 Tools
Chris Rock attempts an intervention. 24:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents - Patrice O'Neal 19:30 Tools
Techniques On How To Get A Bitch 19:30 Tools
Patrice O'Neal 24:00 Tools
Ain't That Better? (JFL 2008) 24:00 Tools
Confrontational Chicken Lady [Explicit] 08:13 Tools
Kevin Hart phones. Then Patrice phones Kevin. 38:16 Tools
Women Are Not Loveable, They're Leavable 38:16 Tools
Internet Porno Journey 00:00 Tools
Women Love Anything That Has A Sense Of Belonging 00:00 Tools
Better Than You (Part 2) 06:23 Tools
The Value of Vagina (Funny!) 00:00 Tools
Old Dick vs Old Pussy [Explicit] 03:15 Tools
White Girl Pussy vs Black Girl Pussy [Explicit] 02:14 Tools
Asshole Licking [Explicit] 02:14 Tools
Uncircumcised Penis [Explicit] 06:23 Tools
I Hate People Touching Me 04:27 Tools
Good Young Years [Explicit] 06:23 Tools
Arrogant Americans [Explicit] 06:23 Tools
Scott Peterson [Explicit] 06:23 Tools
How to Keep Your Man Happy [Explicit] 06:23 Tools
Intro Unreleased 06:23 Tools
CCP - 710 - Patrice O'Neal 06:23 Tools
Tribute to Patrice O'Neal 06:23 Tools
I Am Comic 06:23 Tools
Making Lots of Money (6:34) 06:23 Tools
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Patrice Lumumba Malcolm O'Neal (December 7, 1969 - November 29, 2011) was an American stand-up comedian, radio personality, and actor. He was known for his cutting, often confrontational crowd work during which he often plays couples against each other. He was a resident of Jersey City, New Jersey. He died on November 29, 2011 following complications from a stroke he suffered a month earlier. Biography O'Neal began his comedy career in his native Boston at an open mic at Estelle's Bar and Grill in October 1992. In the late 1990s, he moved to New York City, where he became a regular at the Comedy Cellar, before relocating to Los Angeles, in the hopes of finding greater fame. Limited to guest roles in television and small TV roles, O'Neal has publicly discussed the frustrations and how they took their toll on him: "I'm telling you, if I'd have had a gun back then, I would have shot myself." Frustrated by his lack of success in Los Angeles, O'Neal relocated to the United Kingdom to work on his comedy there. He worked harder as an outsider and a foreigner to gain the respect of his peers, and after some months he became a fixture in the UK clubs. He returned to the New York area in 2002 when he got the offer to do his first half-hour special for Showtime. The following year, he recorded a Comedy Central Presents special. It was also at this time he became a fixture on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn on the same network. O'Neal has had many guest appearances on television. His first television appearance was on The Apollo Comedy Hour where he performed his Malcolm XXL bit. From there, he moved on to appearances on Showtime at the Apollo, FNight Videos, and a brief stint as a writer for the WWE. He has appeared in guest-starring roles on MTV’s Apt 2F, Assy McGee, Ed, Z Rock, Yes Dear, Arrested Development, Chappelle Show and The Office. O'Neal was a regular on the Fox series The Jury, and he starred in the Comedy Central animated program Shorties Watching Shorties, along with Nick DiPaolo. He supplied the voice of Harold Jenkins on Noggin’s animated program O'Grady High and was featured as Jesus in Denis Leary’s Searchlight. In 2005, Patrice filmed a half-hour One Night Stand special for HBO, and shortly thereafter became the first host of VH1's Web Junk 20. O'Neal left the show after two seasons, expressing concerns that the show's audience was too different from his own. In 2006 and 2007 he joined Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, playing large outdoor concert arenas across the country. Since his move back to New York in 2002, O'Neal became a recognized radio personality as a regualr guest and occasional co-host on the Opie and Anthony program. Along with Bill Burr and Robery Kelly, he filled in as co-host for comedian Jim Norton while he filmed Lucky Louie. O'Neal also became the only non-staff memeber to guest host the show himself in November 2008 with Dante Nero. From 2006 to 2008, O'Neal hosted an call-in relationship advice show on XM Radio, which ended when the satellite network merged with rival Sirius. Initially promoted as Bitch Management, the show was titled The Black Philip Show, a reference to Dr. Phil. Dante Nero co-hosted, and a rotating cast of female comedians have played third mic. The show aired until the station suspended much of its Saturday night programming due to budget concerns. O'Neal had also appeared as a guest on other radio shows like Alex Jones and The Howard Stern Show and numerous guest appearances on political talk shows on the Fox News channel. Living in the New York area, he performed at comedy clubs in the area, including headlining appearances at Comix comedy club and Caroline's. In February of 2011, Comedy Central aired his first hour-long special, Elephant in the Room. Patrice O'Neal started a web series and podcast called The Patrice Oneal Show - Coming Soon! showing various episodes as of May 15, 2007. He performed with a five-person group—Bryan Kennedy, Dante Nero, Vondecarlo Brown, Harris Stanton and Wil Sylvince—touching on many fictional scenarios. The show was produced by For Your Imagination and can be found on O'Neal's website. He guest-starred in another For Your Imagination-produced show, called Break a Leg, playing Adult-Sized Gary Coleman. O'Neal voiced Jeffron James in Grand Theft Auto IV, on an in-game radio show, Fizz!. On October 26, 2011, it was announced on The Opie and Anthony Show that O'Neal, a diabetic, had suffered a stroke on October 19. On November 29, it was announced that O'Neal had passed. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.