Pete Holmes

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Telemarketers 04:11 Tools
Laughing Alone 03:25 Tools
YouTube Comments 03:54 Tools
No Need Teef / Salon Dijon 03:35 Tools
Good Time McDonald's 02:16 Tools
White Wine / Youth Pastor 01:19 Tools
Pierce!!! / Juan!!! 02:35 Tools
Facebookery 04:12 Tools
Atlanta 04:05 Tools
Killer In The Backseat 04:26 Tools
KKC / Sven Diagram 01:50 Tools
Dropped a Dog 04:53 Tools
Single Give & Take 04:18 Tools
Fun Dad / Blonde Moustaches 02:50 Tools
Magic Sound 05:02 Tools
Google And Not Knowing 02:49 Tools
Non-Fiction 01:01 Tools
Hate Girlfriend's Friends 02:39 Tools
Video Game Doctor 03:26 Tools
Gay for Gosling 04:40 Tools
Pieeeeeeeerce! 02:42 Tools
The King / Standing Like A Pregnant Woman 05:09 Tools
Breast Milk 02:09 Tools
Subway 03:13 Tools
Sex In My Dreams 03:17 Tools
Arrows 04:42 Tools
Really? / "Must Be Free" 04:03 Tools
Belief Choices / Raptures 07:09 Tools
Kid Bit 04:32 Tools
Tighten Up 02:15 Tools
I Need A Lawyer!!!!! 02:22 Tools
Boysenberries / Cake Porn 03:44 Tools
Waiting Tables, Restaurant Lingo 03:03 Tools
Fear 03:03 Tools
Asshole Brain 03:03 Tools
Everybody Sleeps 03:03 Tools
Enrique 03:03 Tools
Intro 03:03 Tools
Flute Cabbie 03:03 Tools
Green Eggs and Ham 03:03 Tools
Lenny Kravitz 03:03 Tools
Double Snakes 03:03 Tools
Acting 03:03 Tools
The English Language 03:03 Tools
British It 03:03 Tools
Recording Booth 03:03 Tools
3 Dimensional Human 03:03 Tools
Off Porn 03:03 Tools
68 Days Straight 03:03 Tools
Pete Holmes Likes Traffic (Live at Largo) 03:03 Tools
You Left the House? 03:03 Tools
Lululemon 03:03 Tools
Mike Pence 03:03 Tools
Cats vs. Dogs 03:03 Tools
Marriage and Big Boobs 03:03 Tools
Dog Reflection 03:03 Tools
Shake a Baby 03:03 Tools
Baby Sleep 03:03 Tools
Hot Air Balloon 03:03 Tools
Waze 03:03 Tools
You Believe in Life? 03:03 Tools
Afterlife 03:03 Tools
Do You Have to Pee? / Picture an Orange 03:03 Tools
Elon Musk 03:03 Tools
Italian Racism 03:03 Tools
Porn Acting 03:03 Tools
Pierce!!!/Juan!!! 02:34 Tools
White Wine/Youth Pastor 01:18 Tools
Belief Choices/Raptures 07:09 Tools
Boysenberries/Cake Porn 03:44 Tools
Body Language 02:50 Tools
Must Be Free 04:03 Tools
Solace - Original Mix 02:50 Tools
Pieeeeeeeerce! [Explicit] 02:42 Tools
Children 00:00 Tools
KKC / Sven Diagram [Explicit] 01:50 Tools
Magic Sound [Explicit] 05:02 Tools
Killer In The Backseat [Explicit] 04:26 Tools
You Tube Comments [Explicit] 03:54 Tools
Sex In My Dreams [Explicit] 03:17 Tools
Non-Fiction [Explicit] 01:01 Tools
Fun Dad / Blonde Moustaches [Explicit] 02:50 Tools
Subway [Explicit] 03:13 Tools
Laughing Alone [Explicit] 03:25 Tools
The King / Standing Like A Pregnant Woman [Explicit] 05:09 Tools
Really? / "Must Be Free" [Explicit] 04:03 Tools
Facebookery [Explicit] 04:12 Tools
Kid Bit [Explicit] 04:32 Tools
Google And Not Knowing [Explicit] 02:49 Tools
Atlanta [Explicit] 04:05 Tools
Non-Fiction / Sex In My Dreams 04:19 Tools
I Need A Lawyer!!!!! [Explicit] 02:22 Tools
Body Language - Luis Pitti Remix 02:09 Tools
KKC/Sven Diagram 01:50 Tools
Dropped a Dog [Explicit] 04:53 Tools
Fun Dad/Blonde Moustaches 02:50 Tools
Good Time McDonald's [Explicit] 02:16 Tools
Belief Choices / Raptures [Explicit] 07:09 Tools
White Wine / Youth Pastor [Explicit] 01:19 Tools
Boysenberries / Cake Porn [Explicit] 03:44 Tools
The King/Standing Like a Pregnant Woman 05:09 Tools
YouTube Comments / KKC / Sven Diagram 05:45 Tools
Tighten Up / Boysenberries / Cake Porn 05:55 Tools
Single Give & Take [Explicit] 04:18 Tools
Tighten Up [Explicit] 02:11 Tools
Hate Girlfriend's Friends [Explicit] 02:38 Tools
Gay for Gosling [Explicit] 04:40 Tools
Arrows [Explicit] 04:42 Tools
Breast Milk [Explicit] 02:09 Tools
You Tube Comments 03:54 Tools
Really?/"Must Be Free" 04:03 Tools
01 laughing alone 03:25 Tools
Video Game Doctor / Breast Milk 00:00 Tools
Anthony Jeselnik Roasts Pete 00:00 Tools
ABC2 Comedy Up Late 03:13 Tools
07 fun dad _ blonde moustaches 02:50 Tools
Pete Holmes Likes Traffic 03:17 Tools
Sherlock Holmes Sucks at Deduction 03:17 Tools
11 pieeeeeeeerce! 02:42 Tools
05 facebookery 04:12 Tools
09 non-fiction 01:01 Tools
10 sex in my dreams 03:17 Tools
John Mulaney On Dog Nicknames & Drugs 03:17 Tools
More Leisured 00:00 Tools
Pete Holmes stand-up 00:00 Tools
02 killer in the backseat 04:26 Tools
15 Kid Bit 04:32 Tools
03 youtube comments 03:54 Tools
06 magic sound 05:02 Tools
12 google and not knowing 02:49 Tools
White Wine / Youth Pastor / Pierce!!! / Juan!!! / Good Time McDonald's 03:13 Tools
16 i need a lawyer!!!!! 02:22 Tools
13 really_ _ _must be free_ 04:03 Tools
14 subway 03:13 Tools
Gay For Gosling / Hate Girlfriend's Friends 05:09 Tools
04 kkc _ sven diagram 01:50 Tools
Don't Pretend Losing Weight is Easy 01:50 Tools
Thomas Lennon 05:09 Tools
08 the king _ standing like a pregnant woman 05:09 Tools
Pete Takes On The World's Most Inept Killer 05:09 Tools
John Mulaney Roasts Pete 05:09 Tools
Bill Burr Wonders Why Everyone Has An Opinion About Redheads 05:09 Tools
Single Give Take 05:09 Tools
Bringing Home a Lady (Jfl 2012) 05:09 Tools
Vince Averill 05:09 Tools
A*****e Brain 05:09 Tools
Lightweight James Bond 05:09 Tools
Eric Andre Gets Weird, Talks Mushrooms And Takes Acid 05:09 Tools
Craig Ferguson 05:09 Tools
Pieeeeeeeerce! / Google And Not Knowing 05:09 Tools
Pete Ruined John Mulaney's Engagement 05:09 Tools
Boysenberies / Cake Porn 05:09 Tools
08 the king _ standing like a pregna 05:09 Tools
Bill Burr Weighs In On Gay Marriage 05:09 Tools
Conan O'Brien Threatens To Fire Pete 05:09 Tools
John Mulaney's Proposal Story 05:09 Tools
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Pete Holmes (born March 30, 1979) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and cartoonist based in Los Angeles, California. In 2010, he performed on 'John Oliver's New York Stand Up Show ' as well as 'Late Night with Jimmy Fallon '. On February 26th, he performed his first television special on the series 'Comedy Central Presents '. In 2011, on both March 21st and November 17th, Holmes performed stand-up on the TBS late-night talk show, 'Conan '. Holmes released his first stand-up comedy album, 'Impregnated With Wonder ', on iTunes on November 15th, 2011. Holmes hosts his own podcast titled 'You Made It Weird ', featuring guests including fellow comedians such as Demetri Martin, T. J. Miller, and Dave Coulier. Holmes also wrote for the NBC primetime sitcom 'Outsourced ' and currently writes for the upcoming Fox sitcom 'I Hate My Teenage Daughter '. He has also provided the voices for several of the characters on Comedy Central's cartoon 'Ugly Americans ', and is the voice of the "E*TRADE Baby" on their television commercials [[url=http://youtu.be/x0GsNhLt9Ds]1]; he is also credited as a writer for the adverts. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.