Preschool Tea Party Massacre

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Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients For Mass Suicide 00:42 Tools
HIV Infected Fecal Matter 01:02 Tools
First Freehold, Then The World, Then Space 00:47 Tools
I Fuck On The First Date 00:52 Tools
Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies 00:40 Tools
Damn, Thats The Second Girlfriend I've Killed 01:36 Tools
What A Horrible Way To Go Out 00:40 Tools
Dimebag Is Just Like Selena...Dead 01:08 Tools
I'll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up Your Ass 00:55 Tools
Your Suicide Attempt Was Really Funny 00:54 Tools
I Took My A.K. To A Nun Shit Sex Orgy 00:51 Tools
We Finally Got A Drummer But He's Paralyzed From The Neck Down 01:05 Tools
Why Are Fat Ugly People Always The Artistic Ones 01:00 Tools
Almost As Cool As Stealing Prosthetic Legs 04:21 Tools
Giving Head To A Shotgun 01:37 Tools
How Many Licks To The Center Of The Pussy Pop... The World May Never Know 01:25 Tools
Baby Clogged Toilet 00:47 Tools
Fuck Her And Kill Her, But Not In That Order 01:54 Tools
Da Dirty Tampon Requiem 01:53 Tools
John Denver School Of Flight (Instrumental) 00:51 Tools
Lieutenant Mike Harrigan 03:59 Tools
I'm Not Racist, I Just Hate Minorities 01:10 Tools
Caveman Dildo 01:53 Tools
I'm Too Old For This Shit 01:28 Tools
I'm'a Kill You, You Sick Asshole! 01:23 Tools
Say Cheese and Get Raped 01:12 Tools
Charles Lindbergh Was A Fuck Machine 01:33 Tools
Bludgeoned With A Vacuum Cleaner 00:36 Tools
I Swerved To Miss A Cat And Hit 36 Kids 00:49 Tools
That's Right Asshole, Shit Happens! 02:01 Tools
Drop It Asshole! 01:10 Tools
Alien Rape 02:19 Tools
Dead Baby Eaten By Dogs 00:40 Tools
Alfred, Do You Like Ice Cream? 02:09 Tools
No Way You Live, No Way 01:27 Tools
Explaining To Police Why You Masturbate In The Public Library 01:51 Tools
You're Rippin' My Dick Off and Shovin' It Up My Asshole! 00:51 Tools
Doggie Style Cyber Sex With Marilyn Monrobot 01:04 Tools
Pope-Mobile Drive By 01:21 Tools
Black Girlfriend Killed Grandma 00:58 Tools
Fetus Cock Slap 02:01 Tools
Riggs! 01:22 Tools
Sand Burial Fuckfest 00:50 Tools
Pope Mobile Drive By 01:21 Tools
Faking Retardation To Fondle Women 01:30 Tools
All Dressed Up And No One To Blow 01:09 Tools
Don't Worry Asshole, You'll Get Another Chance 00:38 Tools
It Fucking Hurts When I Piss 00:54 Tools
Best Things In Life Are Free, Then Why Did I Pay To Get AIDS 00:37 Tools
Your Baby Is Flatter Than A Short Stack At Ihop 01:18 Tools
I'm Gonna Die On a Toilet, Aren't I? 01:12 Tools
Climbing The Ladder of Exhibitionism At The Old Folks Home 00:59 Tools
I Never Forget An Asshole 01:20 Tools
I Don't Just Develop Film, I Develop Families 00:40 Tools
On Your Knees Asshole! 01:03 Tools
I Wonder What A Woolly Mammoth Burger Would Taste Like 02:18 Tools
If You Can't Trust A Mexican Hooker Who Can You Trust 01:12 Tools
Raped For Two Years 03:26 Tools
Since When Is Caging A Child Illegal 00:48 Tools
The Story Of The Lonely Giraffe Who Fucked A Tree, A Fence, And A Shed 00:45 Tools
Fast Times at Abu Ghraib 02:02 Tools
Mr. Potato Head The Convicted Wife-Beater 00:57 Tools
Baseball Bat Abortion 01:55 Tools
Breastfeeding A Boozed Whore 02:08 Tools
Tune For Your Titties 01:19 Tools
Of Course I'm Not A Real Person. I'm A Big Piece Of Poop 00:55 Tools
The Lost Hitler Golf Trophy 01:35 Tools
Umbrella Sodomy 00:33 Tools
Sorry Miss, I Was Giving Myself An Oil Job 01:27 Tools
Things Got A Little Out of Hand So I Bit Off Her Nose 00:49 Tools
Dead Baby Speed Bump 00:32 Tools
Bringing Invisibility To A Gun Fight 01:07 Tools
The Gooks Of Hazzard 00:50 Tools
You Would Rise To The Occasion In A Room Full Of Guys 01:45 Tools
Is Yanni Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch? 00:38 Tools
Underage Girls Gone Wild! 01:33 Tools
I Totally Owned That HandiCapped Kid In DDR 00:39 Tools
Holocaust Fun For The Whole Family 01:33 Tools
Candy, Cookies, Toys, And 18 Other Ways To Get Kids In Your Minivan 00:42 Tools
MySpace Beatdown 03:31 Tools
Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Child Molester 01:30 Tools
Remember, Feet First Through A Woodchipper 00:33 Tools
It Only Gets Worse From Here 00:44 Tools
Who Needs Lubrication When I Have Your Tears 00:42 Tools
If You Got The HIV. Holla At Us (Cause We Never Rock Jimmy Hats) 01:05 Tools
Jesus Was A Scarecrow 04:25 Tools
Trying To Keep The Body Count At Six 01:18 Tools
I'm Aint Filming Up Skirts, I'm Spying On Al-Qaeda 01:18 Tools
Sausage King Shooting Spree 01:29 Tools
Cape + Mask + Gun = Neighborhood Shooting Rampage 13:34 Tools
Casey Anthony Can Get It Because I Like a Girl With Junk in Her Trunk 01:00 Tools
Butt Raped By Bigfoot 00:49 Tools
Nun Brains 02:42 Tools
Fuck Me Gently...With a Chainsaw 00:54 Tools
The Old Giant Black Dildo Up The Sleeve Trick 04:12 Tools
Sir Rapes-A-Lot 01:21 Tools
I'm Gonna Fuck Me a Moose 00:52 Tools
Force Fed Vomit 01:24 Tools
Self-Induced Abortion With A Shake Weight 01:41 Tools
I've Got MS, Show Me Your Tits 01:12 Tools
Some Call It Stalking, I Call It Love 01:49 Tools
Child Pornography Keeps Me From Killing My Family 02:04 Tools
Underage Sleepover Sex Party 01:31 Tools
Fucked At Gunpoint 01:44 Tools
Just Your Typical Family Sex Dungeon 01:35 Tools
Anne Frank's Vagina 03:58 Tools
High School Yearbook Masturbation 01:48 Tools
Malibu Is For Gay Guidos And Women 00:30 Tools
Lesbian Boy Torture 01:16 Tools
You're Just a Hole to Me 01:29 Tools
Go Play in Traffic 01:35 Tools
Where Did The Bad Man Touch You? 01:47 Tools
Managing To Fuck A 16 Year Old 00:30 Tools
Stuff That Fetus Full Of Lead 02:06 Tools
You're Never Too Old For Infantilism 03:29 Tools
If You Got The H.I.V. Holla At Us (Cause We Never Rock Jimmy Hats) 01:05 Tools
You're Rippin' My Dick Off and Shovin It Up My Asshole! 00:51 Tools
Explaining To Police Why You M 01:51 Tools
Im'a Kill You, You Sick Asshole! 01:23 Tools
Preschool Tea Party Massacre - 00:51 Tools
Youre Rippin My Dick Off 00:51 Tools
The Old Giant Black Dildo Up 04:12 Tools
If You Can't Trust A Mexican H 01:12 Tools
On Your Knees, Asshole! 01:03 Tools
How Many Licks To The Center Of A 8th Graders Pussy Pop 01:25 Tools
Climbing The Ladder Of Exhibit 02:41 Tools
Chris Benoit You A G 02:41 Tools
Dimebag Is Just Like Selena... Dead 02:41 Tools
JOHN DENVER SCHOOL OF FLIGHT 02:41 Tools
Best Things In Life Are Free, 02:41 Tools
Where Did The Bad Man Touch Yo 02:41 Tools
Managing To Fuck A 16-Year-Old 01:03 Tools
If You Got The HIV. Holla At U 02:41 Tools
The Story Of The Lonely Giraff 02:41 Tools
Cape, Mask, and Gun = Neighborhood Shooting Rampage 04:54 Tools
Explaining To Police 01:03 Tools
Of Course I'm Not A Real Perso 01:03 Tools
You Would Rise To The Occasion 04:54 Tools
Thug Mosh Grind Doo 00:21 Tools
I'm'a Kill You, You Sick Asshole!!! 01:23 Tools
Beaten With Your Own Cowboy Boots 00:26 Tools
Anne Frank's Vagina [Cybergrind / Deathcore / Dub - USA] 03:58 Tools
The Old Giant Black Dildo 03:58 Tools
Spin The Bottle And Forced Anal Pussy Rape 00:00 Tools
you're ripping my dick 00:26 Tools
No Viewing Octopus Porno On Company Time 00:23 Tools
LOL HIV Pussy 00:23 Tools
You Ripped My Dick 00:26 Tools
You're Rippin' My Dick Off and 00:26 Tools
Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sne 00:26 Tools
FetusCockSlap 00:23 Tools
Damn, Thats The Second Girlfri 00:23 Tools
01 - What A Horrible Way To Go Out 00:23 Tools
Damn Thats the Second Girlfriend I've Killed 01:36 Tools
Explaining To The Police 00:23 Tools
You're Ripping My Dick Off And Shoving It Up My Asshole 00:23 Tools
Almost As Cool As Stealing Prosthetic Legs (Screwed And Chopped) 00:23 Tools
Ima Kill You 00:23 Tools
Caveman Dildo (Hardcore Died With Hitler (2006) 01:53 Tools
Explaining to the Police Why You Masturbate in the public library 00:23 Tools
You're Rippin' My Dick Off 00:40 Tools
Where Did The Bad Man Touch You 00:40 Tools
Your Baby Is Flattened 00:40 Tools
Explaning the Policy 00:40 Tools
Myspace Beat Down 00:40 Tools
04 - I Took My A.K. to A Nun Shit Sex Orgy 01:53 Tools
Explaining To Police Why You 01:53 Tools
Cherry Kool Aid And K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients For Mass Suicide 01:53 Tools
Cherry KoolAid and KMart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients For Mass Suicide 01:53 Tools
PopeMobileDriveBy 01:53 Tools
Pope Mobile Drive-By 01:53 Tools
Dimebag Is Just Like Selena... 01:53 Tools
05 - We Finally Got A Drummer But He's Paralyzed From The Neck Down 01:53 Tools
02 - Cherry Kool-Aid and K-Mart Sneakers Are Key Ingredients for Mass Suicide 01:53 Tools
im too old for this shit 01:53 Tools
Your Baby Is Flatter Than A... 01:53 Tools
Burning Bridges Like I Burn Ba 01:53 Tools
Fuck Me Gently 01:53 Tools
You're Rippin' My Dick Off and Shovin' It Up My Asshole 01:53 Tools
Explain to the Police 01:53 Tools
Ima Kill You, You Sick Asshole! 01:53 Tools
How Many Licks To The Center Of An 8th Graders Pussy Pop...The World May Never Know 01:53 Tools
How Many Licks To The Center O 01:53 Tools
You're Rippin My Dick 01:53 Tools
08 - Burning Bridges Like I Burn Babies 01:53 Tools
If You Got The HIV, Holla At Us (Cause We Never Rock Jimmy Hats) 02:18 Tools
Lieutenant Mike 01:53 Tools
You're Rippin My Dick Off 01:53 Tools
Machines Vacuum Cleaner Broken 1 On Runs With Bad Cough While Cleaning Floor Off 00:36 Tools
Explaining To Police Why You Masturbate in a Public Library 01:51 Tools
I Wonder What It Would Be Like 02:18 Tools
The Adventure Of The Dancing Men - Well, We Have Been Married Now For A Year 02:18 Tools
Lady Lost In Time 02:18 Tools
Your Baby is Flatter Than A 02:18 Tools
Miss Vogel Was Sorry 02:18 Tools
Girls Gone Wild 02:18 Tools
Sodomy In Texas 02:18 Tools
It's Not Easy Being Green and Other Things to Consider [Disc 01]~ Track 18 - It Starts When We're Kids 2 02:18 Tools
On With The Body Count 02:18 Tools
Interview: "I Hope That My Kids Will Learn From Me..." 02:18 Tools
Anal Pussy Toothbrush 02:18 Tools
Your Ripping My Dick 02:18 Tools
We Finally Got A Drummer But H 02:18 Tools
I'll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up 02:18 Tools
Charles Linburgh Was A Fuck Machine 02:18 Tools
How Many Licks To The Center Of A 8th Graders Pussy Pop...The World May Never Know 02:18 Tools
Black Girlfriend Kill Grandma 02:18 Tools
07 - Dimebag Is Just Like Selena... Dead 02:18 Tools
10 - John Denver School Of Flight (Instrumental) 02:18 Tools
06 - I'll Stick My Dancing Shoes Up Your Ass 02:18 Tools
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A five-member experimental cybergrind band from New Jersey. They use numerous different vocalists using different types of singing (grunts, clean, screams, squeals, rap, ...) as well as program drums and synths using FL Studio. Also, they incorporate sound clips, and other samples from movies and TV shows such as Anchorman, The Big Lebowski and the Twilight Zone into many of their songs. They recently printed a limited amount of T-shirts and sold them online. Releases: Anne Frank's Vagina EP (2011) - Download it Free at Bandcamp (ptpm.bandcamp.com) Return To The Bone Concubine (2007) Hardcore Died With Hitler (2006) Drop It, Asshole! (2006) John Denver School Of Flight (2005) The Bone Concubine EP (2004) Smokin' At The Gas Station (2003) http://www.facebook.com/ptpm666 http://www.myspace.com/ptpm http://twitter.com/ptpm666 http://ptpm666.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/ptpmband http://gplus.to/ptpm Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.