Ralphie May

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Celebrity Fit Club 05:02 Tools
Boobs 04:01 Tools
Favorite Gifts 02:37 Tools
Living With Tivo 05:39 Tools
The Food Channel 05:42 Tools
Being Right vs. Being Happy 05:23 Tools
Mullet Hunter 05:50 Tools
Couture 04:39 Tools
Silence 07:04 Tools
Lie Every Day 05:29 Tools
Work That Monkey 03:06 Tools
Open Water 06:02 Tools
Flip-Flops 04:24 Tools
Drugs - The White Portion Of The Show (Album Version) 01:18 Tools
Black Movie Theater 02:20 Tools
DIA 03:41 Tools
Rusty The Retard 05:55 Tools
West Palm Beach 01:43 Tools
Tips FOr Your Acid Trip 05:01 Tools
White People Gone Crazy 04:37 Tools
Midgets 04:17 Tools
Mentally Challenged Americans 02:13 Tools
Cuban Coffee 06:13 Tools
Moisturizing 03:38 Tools
Under Construction 01:22 Tools
Benefits of a Mixed Crowd 02:38 Tools
Tard Happy 04:17 Tools
Tsunami 03:26 Tools
Flip Flops 04:24 Tools
Intro 00:37 Tools
Drugs - The White Portion of the Show 01:19 Tools
Smokin' Weed With Jesus 06:25 Tools
Popeapalooza 07:22 Tools
Tripping With Mitchell 05:40 Tools
Stupid Questions 01:25 Tools
Iraq, Terrorism & A Fury of Mullets 03:11 Tools
White Trash 05:41 Tools
Wu Ping Cough 06:14 Tools
Baggage Claim 01:15 Tools
Coming Back to Texas 01:52 Tools
Japanese Billionaire 07:33 Tools
Chaz Bono / Cautionary Tale 03:33 Tools
Hello Ms. Camel Toe 03:53 Tools
Driving While MExican 05:51 Tools
Stonededest I've Ever Been 06:41 Tools
Inappropriate Touches 02:56 Tools
$97 Salad 04:42 Tools
New Kind of Brown 03:52 Tools
Black in Alaska 02:58 Tools
"Blank" Americans 15:48 Tools
Gay Tony 05:55 Tools
My Aunt's Roommate 03:04 Tools
Face-Gasms 05:37 Tools
I Live With Mexicans 01:27 Tools
Dragon meat 03:05 Tools
Racial Cookies 03:45 Tools
DIA [Explicit] 03:42 Tools
Chinese Finger Torture 04:18 Tools
Kobe 03:53 Tools
Suck That Bunny 04:00 Tools
Fat Bastards 02:45 Tools
Just Correct 50:19 Tools
Don't Look Up 04:56 Tools
Fuck With Minorities 05:17 Tools
Sniper 02:13 Tools
Gay People 02:16 Tools
Jack In The Box 01:08 Tools
Door To Door Pussy 03:10 Tools
Siegfried & Roy 04:15 Tools
From The South 01:42 Tools
Too Fat 00:46 Tools
Mexicans Take A Joke 02:25 Tools
PC 02:56 Tools
Martin L. King 02:01 Tools
Kennedys 05:26 Tools
Protesters 05:23 Tools
Open 01:14 Tools
Mexican Bastards 01:19 Tools
End Rap 00:46 Tools
Black Movie Theater (Album Version) 02:20 Tools
Midgets (Album Version) 04:16 Tools
Open Water (Album Version) 06:00 Tools
Smoking Weed With Jesus (Album Version) 06:24 Tools
Popeapalooza (Album Version) 07:20 Tools
Pussy Door to Door 01:19 Tools
Stupid Questions (Album Version) 01:25 Tools
Intro (Album Version) 00:37 Tools
Tips For An Acid Trip (Album Version) 04:59 Tools
Rusty The Retard (Album Version) 05:54 Tools
G-Zak up in da Biotch 00:30 Tools
Mentally Challenged Americans (Album Version) 02:12 Tools
We Fuck with Minorities 01:52 Tools
Tripping With Mitchell (Album Version) 05:39 Tools
I Got Some Black Blood in Me 00:30 Tools
Tard Happy (Album Version) 04:16 Tools
Introduction 01:52 Tools
Iraq, Terrorism & A Fury Of Mullets (Album Version) 03:10 Tools
Martin Luther King 01:52 Tools
Tough Day to Be Black 01:52 Tools
Tsunami (Album Version) 03:25 Tools
Too Phat to Be Fat 01:52 Tools
Mexicans Can Take a Joke 02:38 Tools
I Want the Rainbow Back 05:24 Tools
Iraq, Terrorism and a Fury of Mullets 03:11 Tools
Seigreid & Roy 07:05 Tools
Black and Mexican Bastards 07:05 Tools
Protesting 05:24 Tools
Dumb Kennedy's 05:24 Tools
Ralphie Says Thanks 06:15 Tools
Drugs: The White Portion Of The Show 01:19 Tools
Drugs--The White Portion Of The Show 01:19 Tools
Gay Wedding - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored 03:39 Tools
Advice For Ladies 00:00 Tools
Smoking With Jesus 01:19 Tools
Drugs-The White Portion of the Show 01:19 Tools
Disclaimer 01:19 Tools
Houston Weather 01:19 Tools
DIA (Live) 00:30 Tools
Cuban Coffee (Live) 01:19 Tools
Under Construction (Live) 00:30 Tools
Skinny Chicks 00:30 Tools
Toronto, Canada 00:30 Tools
Los Angeles 00:30 Tools
Latino Roommates 00:30 Tools
Coming Back to Texas (Live) 01:52 Tools
Cuba Diving 05:57 Tools
White People Gone Crazy (Live) 01:52 Tools
White Trash (Live) 01:52 Tools
Benefits of a Mixed Crowd (Live) 01:52 Tools
Elevator 01:52 Tools
Moisturizing (Live) 01:52 Tools
"Blank" Americans (Live) 01:52 Tools
Wu Ping Cough (Live) 01:52 Tools
Hontinental 01:52 Tools
The Odd One 01:52 Tools
Compton 01:52 Tools
West Palm Beach (Live) 01:52 Tools
Baggage Claim (Live) 01:52 Tools
Prime Cut 07:05 Tools
Japanese Billionaire (Live) 01:52 Tools
Favorite Gifts (Album Version) 02:38 Tools
Domestic Violence 02:38 Tools
Celebrity Fit Club (Album Version) 05:03 Tools
Homeless Gangs 05:03 Tools
Bubba the Cop 05:03 Tools
Being Right vs. Being Happy (Album Version) 05:24 Tools
Silence (Album Version) 07:05 Tools
21st Century Sex Object 07:05 Tools
Flip Flops (Album Version) 04:25 Tools
Drugs; The White Portion of the Show 04:25 Tools
The Food Channel (Album Version) 05:43 Tools
Black Movie Theatre 04:25 Tools
No Black People 07:05 Tools
Boobs (Album Version) 04:02 Tools
Living With Tivo (Album Version) 05:40 Tools
Mormons & Jehovah's Witness 05:40 Tools
Mean Girls in L.A. 05:40 Tools
Blank Americans 04:47 Tools
Lie Every Day (Album Version) 05:30 Tools
Work That Money (Album Version) 03:07 Tools
Mullet Hunter (Album Version) 05:51 Tools
The Beret Conspiracy 05:51 Tools
Talk Shows 05:51 Tools
Bill Clinton 05:51 Tools
P.C. 04:47 Tools
A Lot of Flava for a White Boy 00:00 Tools
Couture (Album Version) 04:40 Tools
Cuban Coffee [Explicit] 06:15 Tools
April June May 04:02 Tools
Dedication 04:02 Tools
Jesus 04:02 Tools
Abusing the Junk 02:33 Tools
"Blank" Americans [Explicit] 15:51 Tools
White Tash 15:51 Tools
Benefits of a Mixed Crowd [Explicit] 02:39 Tools
White People Gone Crazy [Explicit] 04:38 Tools
Too Hot in Montreal (Jfl 2016) 06:15 Tools
Kiss the Bunny 07:19 Tools
The Eighth Inning 08:25 Tools
A Monumental C-Block 03:03 Tools
Just Got Laid 03:03 Tools
Heaven's Gate 03:03 Tools
Fuck The Minorities 04:02 Tools
Baggage Claim [Explicit] 01:15 Tools
West Palm Beach [Explicit] 01:43 Tools
Special Standup moments | R.I.P (1972-2017) 01:43 Tools
Siegfried And Roy 03:03 Tools
Under Construction [Explicit] 01:22 Tools
Moisturizing [Explicit] 03:39 Tools
Skeletor Showdown 05:37 Tools
Form The South 05:37 Tools
Wu Ping Cough [Explicit] 06:15 Tools
Chaz Bono: Cautionary Tale 01:52 Tools
Mullets 05:10 Tools
White Trash [Explicit] 05:43 Tools
Japanese Billionaire [Explicit] 07:35 Tools
Coming Back to Texas [Explicit] 01:52 Tools
These Are Glorious Times 01:52 Tools
02Black Movie Theatre 01:52 Tools
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Ralph Duren "Ralphie" May (February 17, 1972 – October 6, 2017) was an American stand-up comedian and actor. May first got into comedy after he entered and won a talent show while still in high school. The prize of the talent show was the right to open for Sam Kinison. After graduating from Clarksville High School in Clarksville, Arkansas, he then moved to Houston, Texas to perfect his comedy, and then to Los Angeles, where he has worked as an actor, writer, and producer. May entered the public eye when he appeared in the first season of the reality television series, Last Comic Standing, in which stand-up comedians compete for a television contract. May finished as first runner-up, critics believe he was robbed of first. While critics said the winner, Dat Phan, delivers similar and repetitive jokes revolving around his Asian ancestry, May himself delivers typical jokes about his obesity. He and his housemates played fools on Dat Phan. His career has taken off since then, and he performs at some of the most well-known comedy clubs across the country. May's first CD and DVD, titled Just Correct, was released on February 10, 2004 and has since gone platinum. He often appears as a guest on the Opie and Anthony show on XM Satellite Radio. He has also been a part of Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour with other comedians in 2006 and 2007. He also often appears as a guest host on Rover's Morning Glory, an FM station based out of Cleveland Ohio. He also did two specials on Comedy Central called "Ralphie May: Girth of a Nation" and "Ralphie May: Prime Cut". He has appeared several times as a guest on Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld, and Comics Unleashed. May at one point weighed over 800 pounds. He began gaining weight following a car accident at 16, in which he broke 42 bones. In recent years May has lost a great deal of weight especially after he elected to undergo gastric bypass surgery. In 2005, he appeared on the television show Celebrity Fit Club, where he lost 27 pounds. Even though May only lost 5.6% of his body weight (one of the lowest in the history of the show) he has managed to lose almost another 100 pounds since the show. May announced on the Opie and Anthony show on January 9th, 2008 that he now weighs 392 pounds and continues to lose weight. On September 5, 2007 his wife gave birth to a baby girl by the name of April June May. On July 3, 2005, May married comedienne Lahna Turner. The couple had two children, a daughter[5] and a son[6]. In October 2015, Turner filed for divorce seeking joint custody of their children. May suffered from obesity throughout his life. His weight increased to 800 pounds following a car accident at age 16. May participated on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club and had gastric bypass surgery in 2004 which brought his weight down to 350 pounds (160 kg). A bout with viral pneumonia on a cruise in October 2011 caused May to lose 40 pounds. On October 6, 2017, May died of cardiac arrest at the age of 45 after being afflicted with pneumonia for several weeks. Ralphie May has a website at http://www.ralphiemay.com/ Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.