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11869102 | Play | Celebrity Fit Club | 05:02 Tools | |
11869107 | Play | Boobs | 04:01 Tools | |
11869104 | Play | Favorite Gifts | 02:37 Tools | |
11869105 | Play | Living With Tivo | 05:39 Tools | |
11869103 | Play | The Food Channel | 05:42 Tools | |
11869109 | Play | Being Right vs. Being Happy | 05:23 Tools | |
11869106 | Play | Mullet Hunter | 05:50 Tools | |
11869113 | Play | Couture | 04:39 Tools | |
11869112 | Play | Silence | 07:04 Tools | |
11869110 | Play | Lie Every Day | 05:29 Tools | |
11869144 | Play | Work That Monkey | 03:06 Tools | |
11869111 | Play | Open Water | 06:02 Tools | |
11869137 | Play | Flip-Flops | 04:24 Tools | |
11869266 | Play | Drugs - The White Portion Of The Show (Album Version) | 01:18 Tools | |
11869108 | Play | Black Movie Theater | 02:20 Tools | |
11869117 | Play | DIA | 03:41 Tools | |
11869114 | Play | Rusty The Retard | 05:55 Tools | |
11869123 | Play | West Palm Beach | 01:43 Tools | |
11869142 | Play | Tips FOr Your Acid Trip | 05:01 Tools | |
11869143 | Play | White People Gone Crazy | 04:37 Tools | |
11869115 | Play | Midgets | 04:17 Tools | |
11869116 | Play | Mentally Challenged Americans | 02:13 Tools | |
11869138 | Play | Cuban Coffee | 06:13 Tools | |
11869147 | Play | Moisturizing | 03:38 Tools | |
11869140 | Play | Under Construction | 01:22 Tools | |
11869139 | Play | Benefits of a Mixed Crowd | 02:38 Tools | |
11869122 | Play | Tard Happy | 04:17 Tools | |
11869129 | Play | Tsunami | 03:26 Tools | |
11869136 | Play | Flip Flops | 04:24 Tools | |
11869125 | Play | Intro | 00:37 Tools | |
11869118 | Play | Drugs - The White Portion of the Show | 01:19 Tools | |
11869161 | Play | Smokin' Weed With Jesus | 06:25 Tools | |
11869127 | Play | Popeapalooza | 07:22 Tools | |
11869131 | Play | Tripping With Mitchell | 05:40 Tools | |
11869133 | Play | Stupid Questions | 01:25 Tools | |
11869132 | Play | Iraq, Terrorism & A Fury of Mullets | 03:11 Tools | |
11869153 | Play | White Trash | 05:41 Tools | |
11869149 | Play | Wu Ping Cough | 06:14 Tools | |
11869151 | Play | Baggage Claim | 01:15 Tools | |
11869160 | Play | Coming Back to Texas | 01:52 Tools | |
11869159 | Play | Japanese Billionaire | 07:33 Tools | |
11869119 | Play | Chaz Bono / Cautionary Tale | 03:33 Tools | |
11869120 | Play | Hello Ms. Camel Toe | 03:53 Tools | |
11869128 | Play | Driving While MExican | 05:51 Tools | |
11869121 | Play | Stonededest I've Ever Been | 06:41 Tools | |
11869124 | Play | Inappropriate Touches | 02:56 Tools | |
11869126 | Play | $97 Salad | 04:42 Tools | |
11869130 | Play | New Kind of Brown | 03:52 Tools | |
11869134 | Play | Black in Alaska | 02:58 Tools | |
11869157 | Play | "Blank" Americans | 15:48 Tools | |
11869135 | Play | Gay Tony | 05:55 Tools | |
11869146 | Play | My Aunt's Roommate | 03:04 Tools | |
11869141 | Play | Face-Gasms | 05:37 Tools | |
11869172 | Play | I Live With Mexicans | 01:27 Tools | |
11869145 | Play | Dragon meat | 03:05 Tools | |
11869150 | Play | Racial Cookies | 03:45 Tools | |
11869166 | Play | DIA [Explicit] | 03:42 Tools | |
11869154 | Play | Chinese Finger Torture | 04:18 Tools | |
11869167 | Play | Kobe | 03:53 Tools | |
11869155 | Play | Suck That Bunny | 04:00 Tools | |
11869177 | Play | Fat Bastards | 02:45 Tools | |
11869162 | Play | Just Correct | 50:19 Tools | |
11869156 | Play | Don't Look Up | 04:56 Tools | |
11869163 | Play | Fuck With Minorities | 05:17 Tools | |
11869165 | Play | Sniper | 02:13 Tools | |
11869164 | Play | Gay People | 02:16 Tools | |
11869179 | Play | Jack In The Box | 01:08 Tools | |
11869174 | Play | Door To Door Pussy | 03:10 Tools | |
11869175 | Play | Siegfried & Roy | 04:15 Tools | |
11869171 | Play | From The South | 01:42 Tools | |
11869176 | Play | Too Fat | 00:46 Tools | |
11869169 | Play | Mexicans Take A Joke | 02:25 Tools | |
11869173 | Play | PC | 02:56 Tools | |
11869178 | Play | Martin L. King | 02:01 Tools | |
11869170 | Play | Kennedys | 05:26 Tools | |
11869168 | Play | Protesters | 05:23 Tools | |
11869180 | Play | Open | 01:14 Tools | |
11869184 | Play | Mexican Bastards | 01:19 Tools | |
11869187 | Play | End Rap | 00:46 Tools | |
11869259 | Play | Black Movie Theater (Album Version) | 02:20 Tools | |
11869227 | Play | Midgets (Album Version) | 04:16 Tools | |
11869254 | Play | Open Water (Album Version) | 06:00 Tools | |
11869210 | Play | Smoking Weed With Jesus (Album Version) | 06:24 Tools | |
11869214 | Play | Popeapalooza (Album Version) | 07:20 Tools | |
53007726 | Play | Pussy Door to Door | 01:19 Tools | |
11869219 | Play | Stupid Questions (Album Version) | 01:25 Tools | |
11869226 | Play | Intro (Album Version) | 00:37 Tools | |
11869250 | Play | Tips For An Acid Trip (Album Version) | 04:59 Tools | |
11869248 | Play | Rusty The Retard (Album Version) | 05:54 Tools | |
53007729 | Play | G-Zak up in da Biotch | 00:30 Tools | |
11869268 | Play | Mentally Challenged Americans (Album Version) | 02:12 Tools | |
53007731 | Play | We Fuck with Minorities | 01:52 Tools | |
11869208 | Play | Tripping With Mitchell (Album Version) | 05:39 Tools | |
53007727 | Play | I Got Some Black Blood in Me | 00:30 Tools | |
11869256 | Play | Tard Happy (Album Version) | 04:16 Tools | |
53007730 | Play | Introduction | 01:52 Tools | |
11869269 | Play | Iraq, Terrorism & A Fury Of Mullets (Album Version) | 03:10 Tools | |
53007733 | Play | Martin Luther King | 01:52 Tools | |
53007736 | Play | Tough Day to Be Black | 01:52 Tools | |
11869239 | Play | Tsunami (Album Version) | 03:25 Tools | |
53007739 | Play | Too Phat to Be Fat | 01:52 Tools | |
53007744 | Play | Mexicans Can Take a Joke | 02:38 Tools | |
53007745 | Play | I Want the Rainbow Back | 05:24 Tools | |
11869202 | Play | Iraq, Terrorism and a Fury of Mullets | 03:11 Tools | |
53007751 | Play | Seigreid & Roy | 07:05 Tools | |
53007750 | Play | Black and Mexican Bastards | 07:05 Tools | |
53007746 | Play | Protesting | 05:24 Tools | |
53007747 | Play | Dumb Kennedy's | 05:24 Tools | |
53007755 | Play | Ralphie Says Thanks | 06:15 Tools | |
11869188 | Play | Drugs: The White Portion Of The Show | 01:19 Tools | |
53007724 | Play | Drugs--The White Portion Of The Show | 01:19 Tools | |
87342828 | Play | Gay Wedding - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored | 03:39 Tools | |
11869242 | Play | Advice For Ladies | 00:00 Tools | |
87342827 | Play | Smoking With Jesus | 01:19 Tools | |
11869255 | Play | Drugs-The White Portion of the Show | 01:19 Tools | |
89327939 | Play | Disclaimer | 01:19 Tools | |
89327940 | Play | Houston Weather | 01:19 Tools | |
53007728 | Play | DIA (Live) | 00:30 Tools | |
53007725 | Play | Cuban Coffee (Live) | 01:19 Tools | |
11869235 | Play | Under Construction (Live) | 00:30 Tools | |
89327941 | Play | Skinny Chicks | 00:30 Tools | |
89327942 | Play | Toronto, Canada | 00:30 Tools | |
89327943 | Play | Los Angeles | 00:30 Tools | |
89327944 | Play | Latino Roommates | 00:30 Tools | |
11869231 | Play | Coming Back to Texas (Live) | 01:52 Tools | |
11869181 | Play | Cuba Diving | 05:57 Tools | |
53007732 | Play | White People Gone Crazy (Live) | 01:52 Tools | |
53007734 | Play | White Trash (Live) | 01:52 Tools | |
53007735 | Play | Benefits of a Mixed Crowd (Live) | 01:52 Tools | |
89327945 | Play | Elevator | 01:52 Tools | |
53007741 | Play | Moisturizing (Live) | 01:52 Tools | |
53007737 | Play | "Blank" Americans (Live) | 01:52 Tools | |
53007738 | Play | Wu Ping Cough (Live) | 01:52 Tools | |
89327946 | Play | Hontinental | 01:52 Tools | |
89327947 | Play | The Odd One | 01:52 Tools | |
89327948 | Play | Compton | 01:52 Tools | |
53007740 | Play | West Palm Beach (Live) | 01:52 Tools | |
53007742 | Play | Baggage Claim (Live) | 01:52 Tools | |
53007753 | Play | Prime Cut | 07:05 Tools | |
53007743 | Play | Japanese Billionaire (Live) | 01:52 Tools | |
11869207 | Play | Favorite Gifts (Album Version) | 02:38 Tools | |
89327949 | Play | Domestic Violence | 02:38 Tools | |
11869189 | Play | Celebrity Fit Club (Album Version) | 05:03 Tools | |
89327950 | Play | Homeless Gangs | 05:03 Tools | |
89327951 | Play | Bubba the Cop | 05:03 Tools | |
11869186 | Play | Being Right vs. Being Happy (Album Version) | 05:24 Tools | |
11869183 | Play | Silence (Album Version) | 07:05 Tools | |
89327952 | Play | 21st Century Sex Object | 07:05 Tools | |
11869199 | Play | Flip Flops (Album Version) | 04:25 Tools | |
53007748 | Play | Drugs; The White Portion of the Show | 04:25 Tools | |
11869196 | Play | The Food Channel (Album Version) | 05:43 Tools | |
53007749 | Play | Black Movie Theatre | 04:25 Tools | |
53007752 | Play | No Black People | 07:05 Tools | |
11869191 | Play | Boobs (Album Version) | 04:02 Tools | |
11869195 | Play | Living With Tivo (Album Version) | 05:40 Tools | |
89327953 | Play | Mormons & Jehovah's Witness | 05:40 Tools | |
89327954 | Play | Mean Girls in L.A. | 05:40 Tools | |
53007754 | Play | Blank Americans | 04:47 Tools | |
11869194 | Play | Lie Every Day (Album Version) | 05:30 Tools | |
11869190 | Play | Work That Money (Album Version) | 03:07 Tools | |
11869200 | Play | Mullet Hunter (Album Version) | 05:51 Tools | |
89327955 | Play | The Beret Conspiracy | 05:51 Tools | |
89327956 | Play | Talk Shows | 05:51 Tools | |
89327957 | Play | Bill Clinton | 05:51 Tools | |
11869204 | Play | P.C. | 04:47 Tools | |
11869185 | Play | A Lot of Flava for a White Boy | 00:00 Tools | |
11869205 | Play | Couture (Album Version) | 04:40 Tools | |
11869212 | Play | Cuban Coffee [Explicit] | 06:15 Tools | |
11869257 | Play | April June May | 04:02 Tools | |
89327958 | Play | Dedication | 04:02 Tools | |
89327959 | Play | Jesus | 04:02 Tools | |
11869198 | Play | Abusing the Junk | 02:33 Tools | |
11869238 | Play | "Blank" Americans [Explicit] | 15:51 Tools | |
53007756 | Play | White Tash | 15:51 Tools | |
11869243 | Play | Benefits of a Mixed Crowd [Explicit] | 02:39 Tools | |
11869262 | Play | White People Gone Crazy [Explicit] | 04:38 Tools | |
87342829 | Play | Too Hot in Montreal (Jfl 2016) | 06:15 Tools | |
11869263 | Play | Kiss the Bunny | 07:19 Tools | |
11869249 | Play | The Eighth Inning | 08:25 Tools | |
11869230 | Play | A Monumental C-Block | 03:03 Tools | |
89327960 | Play | Just Got Laid | 03:03 Tools | |
89327961 | Play | Heaven's Gate | 03:03 Tools | |
53007757 | Play | Fuck The Minorities | 04:02 Tools | |
11869211 | Play | Baggage Claim [Explicit] | 01:15 Tools | |
11869245 | Play | West Palm Beach [Explicit] | 01:43 Tools | |
89327962 | Play | Special Standup moments | R.I.P (1972-2017) | 01:43 Tools | |
53007758 | Play | Siegfried And Roy | 03:03 Tools | |
11869237 | Play | Under Construction [Explicit] | 01:22 Tools | |
11869213 | Play | Moisturizing [Explicit] | 03:39 Tools | |
11869209 | Play | Skeletor Showdown | 05:37 Tools | |
53007759 | Play | Form The South | 05:37 Tools | |
11869253 | Play | Wu Ping Cough [Explicit] | 06:15 Tools | |
87342830 | Play | Chaz Bono: Cautionary Tale | 01:52 Tools | |
11869203 | Play | Mullets | 05:10 Tools | |
11869220 | Play | White Trash [Explicit] | 05:43 Tools | |
11869241 | Play | Japanese Billionaire [Explicit] | 07:35 Tools | |
11869270 | Play | Coming Back to Texas [Explicit] | 01:52 Tools | |
89327963 | Play | These Are Glorious Times | 01:52 Tools | |
53007760 | Play | 02Black Movie Theatre | 01:52 Tools |
Ralph Duren "Ralphie" May (February 17, 1972 – October 6, 2017) was an American stand-up comedian and actor. May first got into comedy after he entered and won a talent show while still in high school. The prize of the talent show was the right to open for Sam Kinison. After graduating from Clarksville High School in Clarksville, Arkansas, he then moved to Houston, Texas to perfect his comedy, and then to Los Angeles, where he has worked as an actor, writer, and producer. May entered the public eye when he appeared in the first season of the reality television series, Last Comic Standing, in which stand-up comedians compete for a television contract. May finished as first runner-up, critics believe he was robbed of first. While critics said the winner, Dat Phan, delivers similar and repetitive jokes revolving around his Asian ancestry, May himself delivers typical jokes about his obesity. He and his housemates played fools on Dat Phan. His career has taken off since then, and he performs at some of the most well-known comedy clubs across the country. May's first CD and DVD, titled Just Correct, was released on February 10, 2004 and has since gone platinum. He often appears as a guest on the Opie and Anthony show on XM Satellite Radio. He has also been a part of Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour with other comedians in 2006 and 2007. He also often appears as a guest host on Rover's Morning Glory, an FM station based out of Cleveland Ohio. He also did two specials on Comedy Central called "Ralphie May: Girth of a Nation" and "Ralphie May: Prime Cut". He has appeared several times as a guest on Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld, and Comics Unleashed. May at one point weighed over 800 pounds. He began gaining weight following a car accident at 16, in which he broke 42 bones. In recent years May has lost a great deal of weight especially after he elected to undergo gastric bypass surgery. In 2005, he appeared on the television show Celebrity Fit Club, where he lost 27 pounds. Even though May only lost 5.6% of his body weight (one of the lowest in the history of the show) he has managed to lose almost another 100 pounds since the show. May announced on the Opie and Anthony show on January 9th, 2008 that he now weighs 392 pounds and continues to lose weight. On September 5, 2007 his wife gave birth to a baby girl by the name of April June May. On July 3, 2005, May married comedienne Lahna Turner. The couple had two children, a daughter[5] and a son[6]. In October 2015, Turner filed for divorce seeking joint custody of their children. May suffered from obesity throughout his life. His weight increased to 800 pounds following a car accident at age 16. May participated on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club and had gastric bypass surgery in 2004 which brought his weight down to 350 pounds (160 kg). A bout with viral pneumonia on a cruise in October 2011 caused May to lose 40 pounds. On October 6, 2017, May died of cardiac arrest at the age of 45 after being afflicted with pneumonia for several weeks. Ralphie May has a website at http://www.ralphiemay.com/ Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.