Schaffer the Darklord

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The Rappist 04:38 Tools
Black Box Activation 00:47 Tools
Nerd Lust 04:43 Tools
Night of the Living Christ 04:33 Tools
Craig's List 03:44 Tools
Cat People 03:48 Tools
The Way You Talk 03:35 Tools
Dive Down 05:35 Tools
F*ck This Song 04:31 Tools
Attack of the Clonefucker 04:41 Tools
The Tin Man 04:50 Tools
Supervillain 04:32 Tools
Black Metal Queen 05:27 Tools
My Last Song 03:25 Tools
Arrival of the Fittest 02:40 Tools
Bitter Musician 04:18 Tools
Revenge of Attack of the Clonef*cker 04:51 Tools
The Bender 03:40 Tools
A Very Bad Man 03:35 Tools
Goddamnit 04:04 Tools
Serious Metal 00:39 Tools
Battlefont 04:16 Tools
Opening From the Black Box 00:43 Tools
Buckets of Blood (feat. Kabuto The Python) 03:37 Tools
Pixilated Vixen 03:32 Tools
Psyched 03:18 Tools
Black Condom 00:45 Tools
Message From A Former Employer 00:45 Tools
The Other Devil 04:27 Tools
Your Band 03:46 Tools
Visit From Mc Frontalot 04:04 Tools
Scorpio 04:11 Tools
Intervention (feat. Dr. Awkward, Adam Warrock, Jesse Dangerously, MC Frontalot, Ytcracker, Coolzey & Nelson Lugo) 05:29 Tools
Goodbye, Cool World 02:04 Tools
Club Destroyer (w/Removal) 03:24 Tools
Tour Song (feat. Coolzey) 03:46 Tools
Monsters of Rock (feat. Mc Lars) 03:47 Tools
The Opener 03:42 Tools
Thunder Thief (w/Jane Silence) 03:58 Tools
The Invisible Man (feat. Shael Riley) 02:51 Tools
H-mail (feat. Coolzey & Liisa2eyes) 04:21 Tools
Rich Man (feat. LadyLovely) 04:36 Tools
Boo! (I'm a Ghost!) 03:36 Tools
Do Sex 04:06 Tools
I am Schaffer The Darklord 04:21 Tools
Giant Iron Snake 03:59 Tools
The Heckler 03:36 Tools
The Rhyme of Lord Nordak 04:06 Tools
Mice 02:45 Tools
Enter Soundman 03:57 Tools
Tomgirl 03:34 Tools
Session, Pt. 1 01:56 Tools
Afraid of Everything (feat. B B Heart) 03:53 Tools
Boys (feat. Kristybee!) 03:57 Tools
The Amender 03:27 Tools
Pure Evil 02:23 Tools
Fuck This Song 04:31 Tools
Session, Pt. 2 01:06 Tools
End of the World Reunion (feat. Rocco Katastrophe & Strict Chem) 03:54 Tools
Empty 02:00 Tools
Supervillian 04:33 Tools
The City (feat. Liisa2eyes) 04:15 Tools
Dedication 00:53 Tools
Session, Pt. 3 01:01 Tools
Quel Que Chose 03:11 Tools
Rich Man - Feat. Ladylovely 04:38 Tools
Rich Man 04:37 Tools
Nerd Lust (Peeved Remix) 05:30 Tools
Session, Pt. 5 01:10 Tools
Tour Song - Feat. Coolzey 03:47 Tools
A Lot Like Me 04:14 Tools
Session, Pt. 4 01:15 Tools
Session, Pt. 7 01:58 Tools
Tour Song 00:00 Tools
Session, Pt. 6 02:04 Tools
Robot Apocalypse (ft. Drown Radio & Lord Illingworth) 04:37 Tools
bonus track (answering machine message) 01:49 Tools
Session, Pt. 8 03:42 Tools
Sex Rhymes 03:38 Tools
Yes 02:52 Tools
My Dinner with Jello 00:00 Tools
Revenge Of Attack Of The Clonefucker 04:52 Tools
H-Mail (w/Coolzey & Liisa2Eyes) 04:21 Tools
Buckets Of Blood (w/Kabuto The Python) 03:38 Tools
Monsters (feat. Bunny Buxom) 03:45 Tools
Stranger 04:16 Tools
Pegged 02:04 Tools
Monsters Of Rock (w/MC Lars) 03:48 Tools
Boo! (I'm a Ghost) - False Metal Remix 03:36 Tools
The Invisible Man (w/Shael Riley) 02:52 Tools
The Invisible Man 02:52 Tools
Revenge of the Attack of the Clonefucker 04:52 Tools
So What Do You Want? 03:43 Tools
A David Lynch Movie 02:53 Tools
He Who Raps 03:45 Tools
Cocaine 04:11 Tools
Afraid of Everything (w/BB Heart) 03:53 Tools
session part 2 01:06 Tools
The Bender (kHill Remix) 02:56 Tools
Theme from Original Cyn 03:19 Tools
Battlefont (The HT Remix) 04:16 Tools
session part 4 04:16 Tools
session part 6 04:16 Tools
session part 3 01:01 Tools
session part 5 01:10 Tools
Rich Man (Featuring LadyLovely) 04:37 Tools
session part 1 01:56 Tools
Tour Song (Featuring Coolzey) 03:47 Tools
session part 7 01:58 Tools
session part 8 03:42 Tools
Terror of the Bells (w/BB Heart) 04:00 Tools
The City (w/Liisa2Eyes) 04:15 Tools
End of the World Reunion (w/Rocco Katastrophe and Strict Chem) 03:54 Tools
Terror of the Bells 04:00 Tools
Boys (w/kristybee!) 03:57 Tools
(Bonus Message) 01:50 Tools
Intervention (w/Dr. Awkward, Adam WarRock, Jesse Dangerously, MC Frontalot, YTCracker, Coolzey and Nelson Lugo) 05:29 Tools
Rawr 03:54 Tools
Don't 03:54 Tools
One Fall 04:05 Tools
Do the Bruce Campbell (feat. Schäffer the Darklord & Zealous1) 03:54 Tools
The Bender [Explicit] 03:41 Tools
Yes (RoboRob remix) 03:41 Tools
The City - DJ RoboRob Remix 04:43 Tools
H-mail (feat. Coolzey & Liisa2eyes) [Explicit] 04:22 Tools
Arrival of the Fittest [Explicit] 02:41 Tools
Psyched [Explicit] 03:19 Tools
H-Mail 04:22 Tools
A Very Bad Man [Explicit] 03:36 Tools
Attack Of The Clonefuckers 04:43 Tools
Buckets of Blood (feat. Kabuto The Python) [Explicit] 03:38 Tools
The Other Devil [Explicit] 04:28 Tools
Goddamnit [Explicit] 04:05 Tools
Intervention 05:29 Tools
Do Sex (Double Ice Backfire Remix) 00:45 Tools
Message From A Former Employer [Explicit] 00:45 Tools
Club Destroyer (feat. Removal) [Explicit] 03:24 Tools
Buckets Of Blood 03:38 Tools
Goodbye, Cool World [Explicit] 03:33 Tools
Giant Iron Snake (Untested Methods Remix) 03:33 Tools
Boo! I'm a Ghost! (False Metal Remix) 05:29 Tools
Pixilated Vixen [Explicit] 03:33 Tools
The Opener (Crayondroids Remix) 03:33 Tools
The City (Dj RoboRob Remix) 03:33 Tools
Afraid of Everything (JH Sounds Remix) 03:33 Tools
Pockets 03:57 Tools
Mark and Beverly 03:57 Tools
Visit From Mc Frontalot [Explicit] 04:04 Tools
Intervention (Vince Vandal Remix) 03:24 Tools
I Am Shaffer The Darklord 03:33 Tools
Pixellated Vixen 03:32 Tools
Monsters Of Rock 03:48 Tools
Club Destroyer 03:24 Tools
Nerdlust 03:24 Tools
End of the World Reunion (Coolzey Remix) 03:24 Tools
session part 6 (Afterbirth Monkey Redux) 03:57 Tools
Boys (with Kristybee) 03:57 Tools
Skills to Pay the Bills 03:57 Tools
Mice (Droopy Scruples Remix) 03:57 Tools
Thunder Thief 03:57 Tools
Eeing 03:57 Tools
session part 3 (Vos l'amis Redux) 03:57 Tools
session part 4 (Huttese Redux) 03:57 Tools
session part 5 (Black Box Redux) 03:57 Tools
session part 2 (A Naked Jew Redux) 03:57 Tools
session part 1 (Original Cast Redux) 03:57 Tools
Coffee 03:36 Tools
Cat People (rough version) 03:57 Tools
It's a Wonderful Death 03:53 Tools
Boys (2 Mello Remix) 03:57 Tools
End of the World Reunion 03:54 Tools
Tomgirl (Agent Rose Remix) 03:57 Tools
session part 7 (TMNT Redux) 03:57 Tools
Nerdy Girls 03:57 Tools
Monsters (Eli Grove Remix) 03:57 Tools
Empty (MAS Remix) 03:57 Tools
The Amender (Projekt Zero Remix) 03:57 Tools
Clouds 03:53 Tools
Dedicated 03:57 Tools
Nerd Lussst 03:57 Tools
End of the World Reunion (with Rocco Katastrophe and Strict Chem) 03:54 Tools
Battlefront 03:57 Tools
Boys 04:15 Tools
The City (with Lisa2eyes) 04:15 Tools
So What Do You Want? (Beastie Boys) 03:43 Tools
Father 03:43 Tools
I Hate People 03:43 Tools
The AM Radio Skit 03:43 Tools
Do Sex [Explicit] 03:36 Tools
Boo! (I'm a Ghost!) [Explicit] 03:36 Tools
The The Rappist 03:43 Tools
Boo (I'm a Ghost) 03:36 Tools
The The Way You Talk 03:36 Tools
The The Tin Man 03:36 Tools
Afraid of Everything (wBB Heart) 03:53 Tools
Intervention (feat. Dr. Awkward, Adam Warrock, Jesse Dangerously, MC Frontalot, Ytcracker, Coolzey 03:53 Tools
Rescue (feat. Broadway Brassy) 03:53 Tools
In the Air Tonight 03:53 Tools
Night of the Lving Christ 03:30 Tools
session part 8 (This Band Redux) 03:30 Tools
I am Schäffer The Darklord 04:22 Tools
"The Rappist" (Full Version) 04:22 Tools
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Schäffer the Darklord (or STD) is an entertainer from New York with an act comprised of rap songs and stand-up comedy. From his many years as a drummer in groups like SF-based noise metal behemoths Burmese, STD harvests material dealing with sex, drugs, and rock bands. Imagine a Frankenstein-esque monster assembled from equal parts Prince, Ozzy Osbourne, Bill Hicks, Eminem and Darth Vader...all rolled into a jaded rock and roll expatriate, covering topics from Jesus zombies to post-apocalyptic clone sex. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.