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10972756 | Play | Two Pints of Lager (live) | 03:10 Tools | |
10972642 | Play | Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please | 01:37 Tools | |
10972643 | Play | Two Little Boys | 03:26 Tools | |
10972644 | Play | Two Pints of Lager | 01:34 Tools | |
10972641 | Play | Two Pints of Lager And A Packet of Crisps | 02:12 Tools | |
10972646 | Play | Wiffy Woman | 01:59 Tools | |
10972645 | Play | Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps Please | 02:10 Tools | |
10972658 | Play | Delirious | 02:30 Tools | |
10972647 | Play | Pathetique | 02:14 Tools | |
10972649 | Play | Simon Templer | 02:35 Tools | |
10972652 | Play | I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden Nw10 | 02:30 Tools | |
10972656 | Play | Wiffy Smells | 01:51 Tools | |
10972662 | Play | Cowpunk Medlum | 02:39 Tools | |
10972654 | Play | Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden | 02:25 Tools | |
10972680 | Play | Two Pints Of Lager & A Bag Of Crisps Please | 02:11 Tools | |
10972664 | Play | Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm | 01:48 Tools | |
10972657 | Play | The Malcolm Opera | 05:42 Tools | |
10972653 | Play | Whimsy Zoom Zoom | 03:27 Tools | |
10972655 | Play | Rolf | 01:40 Tools | |
10972660 | Play | Porky Scratchings | 00:50 Tools | |
10972668 | Play | Two Pints (dub) | 03:22 Tools | |
10972683 | Play | My Socks Gone Down My Shoe | 02:56 Tools | |
10972659 | Play | Desert Island Joe | 00:00 Tools | |
10972648 | Play | You've Been Splodged | 02:57 Tools | |
10972650 | Play | Simon Templar | 02:36 Tools | |
10972661 | Play | Michael Booth's Talking Bum | 02:28 Tools | |
10972724 | Play | 2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please | 02:12 Tools | |
10972651 | Play | Tough Shit Wilson | 03:45 Tools | |
10972663 | Play | We're Pathetique | 02:18 Tools | |
10972686 | Play | The Butterfly Song | 02:05 Tools | |
10972682 | Play | Morning Milky | 03:36 Tools | |
10972667 | Play | What's That Funny Noise? | 01:44 Tools | |
10972669 | Play | Bloody Disgrace | 02:33 Tools | |
10972712 | Play | Poison Babies vs. Batman | 04:38 Tools | |
10972672 | Play | Brown Paper | 02:02 Tools | |
10972688 | Play | Have You Got a Light Boy? | 02:06 Tools | |
10972673 | Play | Saying Goodbye to His Horse | 02:28 Tools | |
10972694 | Play | Sox | 01:58 Tools | |
10972671 | Play | Primrose of the Valley | 01:14 Tools | |
10972675 | Play | Bicycle Seat | 03:26 Tools | |
10972677 | Play | Mongols On The Streets Of London | 02:36 Tools | |
10972698 | Play | Scrapyard | 02:35 Tools | |
87276890 | Play | Two Pints of Lager and a Packe | 02:36 Tools | |
10972665 | Play | Parallel Lines | 02:14 Tools | |
10972696 | Play | 667, The Neighbour of the Beast | 06:18 Tools | |
10972676 | Play | Don't You Just Hate It | 02:55 Tools | |
10972695 | Play | Lullaby Of Mongolia | 03:20 Tools | |
10972701 | Play | Poochie | 00:55 Tools | |
10972729 | Play | They're Coming to Take Me Away | 02:15 Tools | |
10972783 | Play | Haemorrhoids | 01:59 Tools | |
10972733 | Play | Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps | 02:13 Tools | |
10972666 | Play | A Tinny or Two | 02:20 Tools | |
10972681 | Play | Having A Beer | 02:44 Tools | |
10972836 | Play | What's that funny noise | 01:43 Tools | |
10972738 | Play | Answers On A Postcard | 02:24 Tools | |
10972730 | Play | Brown Paper (dub) | 01:20 Tools | |
10972689 | Play | Not As Easy As It Looks | 02:40 Tools | |
10972674 | Play | Singing Out Of Tune | 02:19 Tools | |
10972755 | Play | 2 Pints of Lager | 02:11 Tools | |
52415484 | Play | Go The Whole Hog | 04:59 Tools | |
10972679 | Play | I'm Angry | 03:16 Tools | |
10972678 | Play | Storm From the East | 04:59 Tools | |
52415483 | Play | Ghengis Khan | 02:19 Tools | |
10972685 | Play | Egg Sandwich | 02:34 Tools | |
10972719 | Play | Dangerous | 02:56 Tools | |
10972684 | Play | I Wouldn't Lie | 01:58 Tools | |
10972714 | Play | Truncheon Meat Squad | 02:22 Tools | |
10972691 | Play | What I Do Behind Closed Doors | 06:31 Tools | |
10972797 | Play | Yarmouth 5-0 | 00:00 Tools | |
10972718 | Play | Crabs | 02:14 Tools | |
10972690 | Play | The Laughing Policeman | 02:41 Tools | |
10972710 | Play | I Don't Know | 03:10 Tools | |
10972746 | Play | Nausea Vomiting Diahorea | 03:01 Tools | |
10972708 | Play | Poison Babies Vs. Batman (Featuring the Pints) | 04:52 Tools | |
10972707 | Play | A Fistful of Shitters | 02:38 Tools | |
10972831 | Play | Not Many People Know That | 03:02 Tools | |
52415486 | Play | Rude Boy | 03:02 Tools | |
10972687 | Play | I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards of My Humble Abode | 02:32 Tools | |
52415485 | Play | The Things That Make The Mongols So Great | 02:41 Tools | |
10972700 | Play | Isubaleene (Part 2) | 03:24 Tools | |
10972693 | Play | Yarmouth Five O | 00:49 Tools | |
10972722 | Play | In Search Of The Seven Golden Gussetts | 02:56 Tools | |
10972845 | Play | Lager In The House | 03:09 Tools | |
10972703 | Play | I´ve Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards Of My Himble Abode | 02:30 Tools | |
10972702 | Play | Double Entendres | 00:00 Tools | |
10972737 | Play | Mouth and Trousers | 02:42 Tools | |
10972697 | Play | Patrick Moore (He Talks To Me) | 04:42 Tools | |
10972784 | Play | Touch Of The Rods | 00:00 Tools | |
10972759 | Play | Pilchard Freak | 02:29 Tools | |
10972723 | Play | I Don't Know What Did I Do That For? | 01:52 Tools | |
10972699 | Play | A Fistul Of Shitters | 00:00 Tools | |
10972851 | Play | Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices) | 02:18 Tools | |
10972829 | Play | Isuabaleene (Part 2) | 03:25 Tools | |
10972725 | Play | My Baked Bean | 00:31 Tools | |
10972813 | Play | Michael Booths Talking Bum | 02:34 Tools | |
10972692 | Play | A Very Unfunny Comedian? | 01:09 Tools | |
10972742 | Play | We Luv We | 02:11 Tools | |
10972721 | Play | Renfrew | 00:00 Tools | |
10972706 | Play | 'Ole In The Wall | 02:52 Tools | |
10972743 | Play | Cigarette | 00:00 Tools | |
52415487 | Play | Two Pints Of Larger & A Packet Of Crisps | 00:00 Tools | |
10972748 | Play | What´s That Funny Noise | 01:43 Tools | |
10972709 | Play | Freefall From Paradise | 01:01 Tools | |
10972804 | Play | Slooshalongamax | 00:54 Tools | |
10972715 | Play | Nausea Vomiting Diarrhoea | 03:00 Tools | |
10972758 | Play | I've Got Lots Of Famous People | 02:31 Tools | |
10972821 | Play | Laughing policeman | 02:41 Tools | |
10972728 | Play | No No Yeah | 02:03 Tools | |
52415488 | Play | I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floor Boards Of My Humble Abode | 02:30 Tools | |
10972826 | Play | Lemmy's Mole | 03:04 Tools | |
10972799 | Play | Two Little Boys (live) | 03:13 Tools | |
10972736 | Play | I Fell In Love With A Female P | 02:30 Tools | |
10972704 | Play | Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet | 02:11 Tools | |
10972779 | Play | Tommy the Christmas Tree | 02:00 Tools | |
10972781 | Play | Old Ya Cherries | 00:30 Tools | |
10972782 | Play | What Did I Do That For? | 01:52 Tools | |
52415492 | Play | Nausea, Vomiting & Diarrhoea | 02:00 Tools | |
10972734 | Play | I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID THAT FOR | 02:12 Tools | |
10972713 | Play | I've Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboars of My Humble Abode | 02:32 Tools | |
10972732 | Play | Graffiti | 02:46 Tools | |
10972801 | Play | 12 Days of Christmas | 02:29 Tools | |
52415494 | Play | You've Got To Have A Dream | 00:47 Tools | |
10972814 | Play | What I Did Behind Closed Doors | 02:05 Tools | |
52415498 | Play | Mongolian Civil War | 01:22 Tools | |
10972762 | Play | Hold Your Cherries | 02:20 Tools | |
52415491 | Play | Bicycle Seat [*] | 02:10 Tools | |
10972727 | Play | Two Pints | 00:00 Tools | |
10972711 | Play | Desert Island Joe (Featuring Des O'island) | 02:10 Tools | |
10972754 | Play | Poison Babies Vs Batman (Featuring The Pints) | 04:55 Tools | |
52415500 | Play | Lemmy's Mole (Wart?) | 02:31 Tools | |
52415490 | Play | Sox [*] | 02:10 Tools | |
10972771 | Play | 2 Pints Of Lager & A packet Of Crisps | 02:10 Tools | |
52415489 | Play | 2 Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps (Please) | 02:10 Tools | |
10972798 | Play | Have You Got a Light Boy? [*] | 02:06 Tools | |
52415493 | Play | Saying Goodbye to His Horse [*] | 02:12 Tools | |
10972828 | Play | Yarmouth Five O [*] | 00:47 Tools | |
10972751 | Play | Seven Golden Gussetts (Reprise) | 01:22 Tools | |
52415497 | Play | Delilah | 02:05 Tools | |
52415495 | Play | Isubaleene, Pt. 2 [*] | 00:47 Tools | |
10972739 | Play | Brown Paper [*][Dub] | 01:20 Tools | |
10972847 | Play | Lager Top | 01:54 Tools | |
52415496 | Play | Just Having Beer | 01:20 Tools | |
52415504 | Play | Intro | 01:22 Tools | |
10972773 | Play | Graffitti | 00:00 Tools | |
10972803 | Play | Seven Golden Gussetts - Reprise | 01:22 Tools | |
10972807 | Play | 04 - I Fell In Love With A Female | 02:53 Tools | |
10972760 | Play | 'Old Ya Cherries | 02:09 Tools | |
10972789 | Play | Two Pints Of Lager.... | 00:00 Tools | |
10972768 | Play | Horse | 01:22 Tools | |
52415518 | Play | Fairytale Of Mongolia | 01:46 Tools | |
52415507 | Play | Sandra | 04:12 Tools | |
52415534 | Play | Cowpunk Medium | 03:25 Tools | |
10972793 | Play | I've Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My ... | 02:31 Tools | |
52415501 | Play | I've Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humbl | 02:31 Tools | |
52415502 | Play | Splodgenessabounds - Wiffy Woman | 02:31 Tools | |
89284718 | Play | Isubaleene, Pt. 2 | 02:31 Tools | |
52415499 | Play | Things That Makes The Mongols So Great | 02:53 Tools | |
52415503 | Play | Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Or Crisps Please | 01:22 Tools | |
10972817 | Play | 01 - Intro | 01:09 Tools | |
10972810 | Play | Bohemian walkway | 01:46 Tools | |
52415505 | Play | Take It Up The Scrapyard | 01:22 Tools | |
89284719 | Play | Nausea, Vomiting, Diahorea | 01:22 Tools | |
52415506 | Play | 2 Pints Of Lager And A Packet... | 01:22 Tools | |
52415508 | Play | I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under | 04:12 Tools | |
10972816 | Play | A female plumber | 02:26 Tools | |
10972790 | Play | Two Pints Of Lager... | 02:13 Tools | |
10972761 | Play | 12 - Two Pints Of Lager... | 04:12 Tools | |
52415537 | Play | Touch of the Rods (a Day in the Life of a Quireboy) | 01:36 Tools | |
87276894 | Play | Tinny or two | 03:25 Tools | |
89284720 | Play | The Malcolm Opera: I. Course You Can Malcolm / II. Malcolm's Mum / III. Blocked Up Noses Aren't Much Fun | 03:25 Tools | |
10972766 | Play | My Grandma (Hurly Burly) | 01:42 Tools | |
52415509 | Play | Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps Please | 04:12 Tools | |
52415523 | Play | Butterfly | 01:46 Tools | |
87276895 | Play | Double entendres (Song for Finbarr) | 01:36 Tools | |
10972776 | Play | Two Pints Of Lager....... | 00:00 Tools | |
52415511 | Play | Prints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps Please | 02:14 Tools | |
52415513 | Play | Malcolm Opera | 02:31 Tools | |
10972824 | Play | 10 - Michael Booths Talking Bum | 03:24 Tools | |
52415510 | Play | Primorose Of The Valley | 03:24 Tools | |
10972767 | Play | 06 - Two Little Boys | 03:27 Tools | |
10972832 | Play | 03 - Crabs | 02:14 Tools | |
10972792 | Play | I´m Angry | 02:31 Tools | |
89284721 | Play | Two Pints - Dub Version | 02:31 Tools | |
52415512 | Play | I Don´t Know | 02:31 Tools | |
52415527 | Play | Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10 | 03:25 Tools | |
52415529 | Play | Isubaleene, Part 2 | 03:25 Tools | |
10972726 | Play | Yarmouth 5 0 | 00:47 Tools | |
10972770 | Play | 05 - Tough Shit Wilson | 05:04 Tools | |
52415516 | Play | Strom From The East | 01:46 Tools | |
52415514 | Play | Wiffy Wom | 01:46 Tools | |
52415515 | Play | Splodgenessabounds - Delirious | 01:46 Tools | |
10972834 | Play | I Wouldn´t Lie | 01:57 Tools | |
10972740 | Play | Brown Paper [Dub] | 01:20 Tools | |
52415526 | Play | Blown Away Like A Fart In A Thuderstorm | 03:25 Tools | |
52415528 | Play | Butterfly Song | 03:25 Tools | |
52415517 | Play | Famous People | 01:20 Tools | |
10972838 | Play | 08 - Bohemian Walkway | 01:46 Tools | |
52415519 | Play | Anarchy Chaos Stanley Oyden | 01:46 Tools | |
52415520 | Play | Have You Got A Light | 01:46 Tools | |
10972830 | Play | Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crips Please | 01:36 Tools | |
52415530 | Play | Two Pints Of Larger And A Pack | 03:25 Tools | |
87276892 | Play | Yarmouth Five | 03:25 Tools | |
52415522 | Play | Tough S**t Wilson | 01:46 Tools | |
52415533 | Play | I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesdon Nw10 | 03:25 Tools | |
52415524 | Play | Two Pints Of La | 01:46 Tools | |
89284722 | Play | Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps, please | 01:46 Tools | |
52415525 | Play | Two Pints Of Larger and a Packet Of Crisps | 03:25 Tools | |
52415531 | Play | Two Pints Of Larger & A Packet Of Crisps Please | 03:25 Tools | |
52415532 | Play | Wiffy Women | 03:25 Tools | |
87276893 | Play | Two pints of lager and a packet of chrisps please | 03:25 Tools | |
52415547 | Play | Morning Milkey | 01:36 Tools | |
52415535 | Play | Two Pints Of Lagar & A Packet Of Crisps | 03:25 Tools | |
89284723 | Play | Yarmouth Five 0 | 03:25 Tools | |
89284724 | Play | Patrick Moore | 03:25 Tools | |
89284725 | Play | Bicycle Seat - Dub Version | 03:25 Tools | |
52415536 | Play | Pilchard Freak - BBC Session 28/10/1980 | 03:25 Tools | |
52415539 | Play | A Touch of the Rods (A Day in the Life of a Quireboy) | 01:36 Tools | |
52415538 | Play | Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Cris | 01:36 Tools | |
52415540 | Play | Poison Babies, Batman Was A Nazi | 01:36 Tools | |
52415541 | Play | A Touch Of The Rods | 01:36 Tools | |
52415542 | Play | Two Pints Of Lager And A Bag Of Crisps Please | 01:36 Tools | |
52415543 | Play | Splodgenessabounds / Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please | 01:36 Tools | |
87276896 | Play | 2 Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, Please | 01:36 Tools | |
52415544 | Play | I Fell In Love With A Female | 01:36 Tools | |
52415545 | Play | Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please [*] [*] | 01:36 Tools | |
52415546 | Play | Two Little Toys | 01:36 Tools | |
87276897 | Play | Malcolm's Mum | 01:36 Tools | |
52415548 | Play | 2 Pints of Lager and a Packet | 01:36 Tools |
Splodgenessabounds is a British punk rock band, associated with the Oi! and Punk Pathetique genres. Their frontman is Max Splodge. The band is best known for their 1980 track, "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps", coining a phrase that lent its name to a BBC sitcom. Peculiarly, the song was the B side of a single. The less-popular A side was "Simon Templar", a souped-up version of the theme tune of the ITV TV series, The Saint. In 2006 the band appeared on Harry Hill's TV Burp, after being featured on Rock School with Gene Simmons. Hill made fun of the Kiss frontman, and the band performed at the end of the show, accompanied by Hill dressed as "The Demon", Gene Simmons. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.