Splodgenessabounds

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Two Pints of Lager (live) 03:10 Tools
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please 01:37 Tools
Two Little Boys 03:26 Tools
Two Pints of Lager 01:34 Tools
Two Pints of Lager And A Packet of Crisps 02:12 Tools
Wiffy Woman 01:59 Tools
Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps Please 02:10 Tools
Delirious 02:30 Tools
Pathetique 02:14 Tools
Simon Templer 02:35 Tools
I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden Nw10 02:30 Tools
Wiffy Smells 01:51 Tools
Cowpunk Medlum 02:39 Tools
Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden 02:25 Tools
Two Pints Of Lager & A Bag Of Crisps Please 02:11 Tools
Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm 01:48 Tools
The Malcolm Opera 05:42 Tools
Whimsy Zoom Zoom 03:27 Tools
Rolf 01:40 Tools
Porky Scratchings 00:50 Tools
Two Pints (dub) 03:22 Tools
My Socks Gone Down My Shoe 02:56 Tools
Desert Island Joe 00:00 Tools
You've Been Splodged 02:57 Tools
Simon Templar 02:36 Tools
Michael Booth's Talking Bum 02:28 Tools
2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please 02:12 Tools
Tough Shit Wilson 03:45 Tools
We're Pathetique 02:18 Tools
The Butterfly Song 02:05 Tools
Morning Milky 03:36 Tools
What's That Funny Noise? 01:44 Tools
Bloody Disgrace 02:33 Tools
Poison Babies vs. Batman 04:38 Tools
Brown Paper 02:02 Tools
Have You Got a Light Boy? 02:06 Tools
Saying Goodbye to His Horse 02:28 Tools
Sox 01:58 Tools
Primrose of the Valley 01:14 Tools
Bicycle Seat 03:26 Tools
Mongols On The Streets Of London 02:36 Tools
Scrapyard 02:35 Tools
Two Pints of Lager and a Packe 02:36 Tools
Parallel Lines 02:14 Tools
667, The Neighbour of the Beast 06:18 Tools
Don't You Just Hate It 02:55 Tools
Lullaby Of Mongolia 03:20 Tools
Poochie 00:55 Tools
They're Coming to Take Me Away 02:15 Tools
Haemorrhoids 01:59 Tools
Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps 02:13 Tools
A Tinny or Two 02:20 Tools
Having A Beer 02:44 Tools
What's that funny noise 01:43 Tools
Answers On A Postcard 02:24 Tools
Brown Paper (dub) 01:20 Tools
Not As Easy As It Looks 02:40 Tools
Singing Out Of Tune 02:19 Tools
2 Pints of Lager 02:11 Tools
Go The Whole Hog 04:59 Tools
I'm Angry 03:16 Tools
Storm From the East 04:59 Tools
Ghengis Khan 02:19 Tools
Egg Sandwich 02:34 Tools
Dangerous 02:56 Tools
I Wouldn't Lie 01:58 Tools
Truncheon Meat Squad 02:22 Tools
What I Do Behind Closed Doors 06:31 Tools
Yarmouth 5-0 00:00 Tools
Crabs 02:14 Tools
The Laughing Policeman 02:41 Tools
I Don't Know 03:10 Tools
Nausea Vomiting Diahorea 03:01 Tools
Poison Babies Vs. Batman (Featuring the Pints) 04:52 Tools
A Fistful of Shitters 02:38 Tools
Not Many People Know That 03:02 Tools
Rude Boy 03:02 Tools
I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards of My Humble Abode 02:32 Tools
The Things That Make The Mongols So Great 02:41 Tools
Isubaleene (Part 2) 03:24 Tools
Yarmouth Five O 00:49 Tools
In Search Of The Seven Golden Gussetts 02:56 Tools
Lager In The House 03:09 Tools
I´ve Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards Of My Himble Abode 02:30 Tools
Double Entendres 00:00 Tools
Mouth and Trousers 02:42 Tools
Patrick Moore (He Talks To Me) 04:42 Tools
Touch Of The Rods 00:00 Tools
Pilchard Freak 02:29 Tools
I Don't Know What Did I Do That For? 01:52 Tools
A Fistul Of Shitters 00:00 Tools
Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices) 02:18 Tools
Isuabaleene (Part 2) 03:25 Tools
My Baked Bean 00:31 Tools
Michael Booths Talking Bum 02:34 Tools
A Very Unfunny Comedian? 01:09 Tools
We Luv We 02:11 Tools
Renfrew 00:00 Tools
'Ole In The Wall 02:52 Tools
Cigarette 00:00 Tools
Two Pints Of Larger & A Packet Of Crisps 00:00 Tools
What´s That Funny Noise 01:43 Tools
Freefall From Paradise 01:01 Tools
Slooshalongamax 00:54 Tools
Nausea Vomiting Diarrhoea 03:00 Tools
I've Got Lots Of Famous People 02:31 Tools
Laughing policeman 02:41 Tools
No No Yeah 02:03 Tools
I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floor Boards Of My Humble Abode 02:30 Tools
Lemmy's Mole 03:04 Tools
Two Little Boys (live) 03:13 Tools
I Fell In Love With A Female P 02:30 Tools
Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet 02:11 Tools
Tommy the Christmas Tree 02:00 Tools
Old Ya Cherries 00:30 Tools
What Did I Do That For? 01:52 Tools
Nausea, Vomiting & Diarrhoea 02:00 Tools
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID THAT FOR 02:12 Tools
I've Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboars of My Humble Abode 02:32 Tools
Graffiti 02:46 Tools
12 Days of Christmas 02:29 Tools
You've Got To Have A Dream 00:47 Tools
What I Did Behind Closed Doors 02:05 Tools
Mongolian Civil War 01:22 Tools
Hold Your Cherries 02:20 Tools
Bicycle Seat [*] 02:10 Tools
Two Pints 00:00 Tools
Desert Island Joe (Featuring Des O'island) 02:10 Tools
Poison Babies Vs Batman (Featuring The Pints) 04:55 Tools
Lemmy's Mole (Wart?) 02:31 Tools
Sox [*] 02:10 Tools
2 Pints Of Lager & A packet Of Crisps 02:10 Tools
2 Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps (Please) 02:10 Tools
Have You Got a Light Boy? [*] 02:06 Tools
Saying Goodbye to His Horse [*] 02:12 Tools
Yarmouth Five O [*] 00:47 Tools
Seven Golden Gussetts (Reprise) 01:22 Tools
Delilah 02:05 Tools
Isubaleene, Pt. 2 [*] 00:47 Tools
Brown Paper [*][Dub] 01:20 Tools
Lager Top 01:54 Tools
Just Having Beer 01:20 Tools
Intro 01:22 Tools
Graffitti 00:00 Tools
Seven Golden Gussetts - Reprise 01:22 Tools
04 - I Fell In Love With A Female 02:53 Tools
'Old Ya Cherries 02:09 Tools
Two Pints Of Lager.... 00:00 Tools
Horse 01:22 Tools
Fairytale Of Mongolia 01:46 Tools
Sandra 04:12 Tools
Cowpunk Medium 03:25 Tools
I've Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My ... 02:31 Tools
I've Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humbl 02:31 Tools
Splodgenessabounds - Wiffy Woman 02:31 Tools
Isubaleene, Pt. 2 02:31 Tools
Things That Makes The Mongols So Great 02:53 Tools
Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Or Crisps Please 01:22 Tools
01 - Intro 01:09 Tools
Bohemian walkway 01:46 Tools
Take It Up The Scrapyard 01:22 Tools
Nausea, Vomiting, Diahorea 01:22 Tools
2 Pints Of Lager And A Packet... 01:22 Tools
I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under 04:12 Tools
A female plumber 02:26 Tools
Two Pints Of Lager... 02:13 Tools
12 - Two Pints Of Lager... 04:12 Tools
Touch of the Rods (a Day in the Life of a Quireboy) 01:36 Tools
Tinny or two 03:25 Tools
The Malcolm Opera: I. Course You Can Malcolm / II. Malcolm's Mum / III. Blocked Up Noses Aren't Much Fun 03:25 Tools
My Grandma (Hurly Burly) 01:42 Tools
Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps Please 04:12 Tools
Butterfly 01:46 Tools
Double entendres (Song for Finbarr) 01:36 Tools
Two Pints Of Lager....... 00:00 Tools
Prints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps Please 02:14 Tools
Malcolm Opera 02:31 Tools
10 - Michael Booths Talking Bum 03:24 Tools
Primorose Of The Valley 03:24 Tools
06 - Two Little Boys 03:27 Tools
03 - Crabs 02:14 Tools
I´m Angry 02:31 Tools
Two Pints - Dub Version 02:31 Tools
I Don´t Know 02:31 Tools
Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10 03:25 Tools
Isubaleene, Part 2 03:25 Tools
Yarmouth 5 0 00:47 Tools
05 - Tough Shit Wilson 05:04 Tools
Strom From The East 01:46 Tools
Wiffy Wom 01:46 Tools
Splodgenessabounds - Delirious 01:46 Tools
I Wouldn´t Lie 01:57 Tools
Brown Paper [Dub] 01:20 Tools
Blown Away Like A Fart In A Thuderstorm 03:25 Tools
Butterfly Song 03:25 Tools
Famous People 01:20 Tools
08 - Bohemian Walkway 01:46 Tools
Anarchy Chaos Stanley Oyden 01:46 Tools
Have You Got A Light 01:46 Tools
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crips Please 01:36 Tools
Two Pints Of Larger And A Pack 03:25 Tools
Yarmouth Five 03:25 Tools
Tough S**t Wilson 01:46 Tools
I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesdon Nw10 03:25 Tools
Two Pints Of La 01:46 Tools
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps, please 01:46 Tools
Two Pints Of Larger and a Packet Of Crisps 03:25 Tools
Two Pints Of Larger & A Packet Of Crisps Please 03:25 Tools
Wiffy Women 03:25 Tools
Two pints of lager and a packet of chrisps please 03:25 Tools
Morning Milkey 01:36 Tools
Two Pints Of Lagar & A Packet Of Crisps 03:25 Tools
Yarmouth Five 0 03:25 Tools
Patrick Moore 03:25 Tools
Bicycle Seat - Dub Version 03:25 Tools
Pilchard Freak - BBC Session 28/10/1980 03:25 Tools
A Touch of the Rods (A Day in the Life of a Quireboy) 01:36 Tools
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Cris 01:36 Tools
Poison Babies, Batman Was A Nazi 01:36 Tools
A Touch Of The Rods 01:36 Tools
Two Pints Of Lager And A Bag Of Crisps Please 01:36 Tools
Splodgenessabounds / Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please 01:36 Tools
2 Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, Please 01:36 Tools
I Fell In Love With A Female 01:36 Tools
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please [*] [*] 01:36 Tools
Two Little Toys 01:36 Tools
Malcolm's Mum 01:36 Tools
2 Pints of Lager and a Packet 01:36 Tools
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Splodgenessabounds is a British punk rock band, associated with the Oi! and Punk Pathetique genres. Their frontman is Max Splodge. The band is best known for their 1980 track, "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps", coining a phrase that lent its name to a BBC sitcom. Peculiarly, the song was the B side of a single. The less-popular A side was "Simon Templar", a souped-up version of the theme tune of the ITV TV series, The Saint. In 2006 the band appeared on Harry Hill's TV Burp, after being featured on Rock School with Gene Simmons. Hill made fun of the Kiss frontman, and the band performed at the end of the show, accompanied by Hill dressed as "The Demon", Gene Simmons. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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