The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

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The Poop Song 00:00 Tools
Poop in My Fingernails 01:14 Tools
The Diarrhea Bounce Back 01:24 Tools
The Dingleberry Song 01:04 Tools
Jingle Bells Poop Song 00:00 Tools
Toilet Paper Stuck in my Butt 00:00 Tools
Justin Bieber Farts 01:55 Tools
Poop Poop Poop Poop Song 00:00 Tools
Poop Into a Wormhole 01:47 Tools
Zooey Deschanel Poops 00:00 Tools
Corn in my Poop 00:00 Tools
Everybody Poops 00:00 Tools
Poop Clouds 01:14 Tools
Barack Obama Farts 00:00 Tools
Scarlett Johansson Farts 00:00 Tools
I Pee When I Poop (But Not the Other Way Around) 00:00 Tools
Miley Cyrus Farts 00:00 Tools
I Pooped On Santa's Lap 00:00 Tools
Girls Don't Poop 00:00 Tools
Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks! 00:00 Tools
Coffee Makes You Poop 00:00 Tools
Welcome to Fart Town 00:00 Tools
Poop Stuck in My Butt (Best Constipation Song Ever) 00:00 Tools
The Defecation Song 00:00 Tools
Butts Were Probably Dirty in the Old Days! 00:00 Tools
Poop from My Pee Hole, Pee from My Poop Hole 01:29 Tools
Cover Up Your Butt Crack, Please! 00:00 Tools
Poop Sneeze (I Wiped My Nose With Poop-Stained Toilet Paper!) 00:00 Tools
Poop in the Urinal 00:00 Tools
The Upper Decker Poop Song 00:00 Tools
Fecal Matter on My Toothbrush 00:00 Tools
Osama Bin Laden Poops 00:00 Tools
Randy Liedtke Poops Eleven Times a Day 00:00 Tools
Jingle Bell Farts 00:00 Tools
The Pee Song! 01:56 Tools
Diarrhea 00:00 Tools
Natalie Portman Poops 00:00 Tools
Zero-Gravity Poop (Astronaut Poop Song) 00:00 Tools
Brad Pitt Poops 00:00 Tools
Bristol Stool Chart 00:00 Tools
I'm So Thirsty (That I'm Drinking My Own Pee!) 00:00 Tools
I Love Poop! 00:00 Tools
Gotta Poop, Puke & Pee (Simultaneously) 00:00 Tools
The Poop Hat Song 00:00 Tools
The Conjunctivitis Song (Pink Eye!) 00:00 Tools
Push Out Your Poop 00:00 Tools
It's a Lot of Fun to Wipe Your Bum 00:00 Tools
Food Into Poop; Drink Into Pee 00:00 Tools
I Want Stomach Flu (Because I Love to Poo) 00:00 Tools
River of Love 00:00 Tools
I Pooped My Pants (in a Bowling Alley) 02:20 Tools
My Gums Bleed Whenever I Floss 00:00 Tools
When Drew Has to Poo (What Does Mike Do?) 00:00 Tools
Kelly Ripa Farts 00:00 Tools
The Fart Song! 00:00 Tools
I Poop With My Dog 00:00 Tools
The Plimptons Poop (Together)! 00:00 Tools
Halloween Poop Costume 00:00 Tools
The Butt Song 00:00 Tools
The Gleeking Song (Gleek! Gleek! Gleek!) 00:00 Tools
Washing My Butt in the Shower 00:00 Tools
I Didn't Pee On My Tie! 00:00 Tools
I'm Gonna Warm Up the Toilet Seat for You 00:00 Tools
I Peed My Pants On Halloween 00:00 Tools
Smelly Smelly Poop Poop Poop Song 00:00 Tools
I Saw Mommy Wiping Santa's Bum 00:00 Tools
Gotta Poop (& I'm With a Pretty Girl) 00:00 Tools
Tell Me If I Have a Booger On My Nose, Please 00:00 Tools
Turtlehead Poop 00:00 Tools
Thanksgiving Turkey Farts 00:00 Tools
Don't Fart in My Face Anymore, Please 00:00 Tools
The Bum Song 00:00 Tools
Big Poops Require Multiple Flushes 00:00 Tools
Happy Mother's Day (Thanks for Wiping My Bum, Mom) 00:00 Tools
Easter Bunny Poop Pellets 00:00 Tools
Slam Dunk Poo (Basketball Poop Song) 00:00 Tools
Wiping My Bum With My Hand 00:00 Tools
George Clooney Farts 00:00 Tools
Taylor Lautner Poops 00:00 Tools
Picking My Nose 00:00 Tools
Wet Farts 00:00 Tools
Julia Roberts Farts 00:00 Tools
The Guy in the Next Stall Is Making Funny Noises 00:00 Tools
Poop and Pee On the Toilet Seat 00:00 Tools
I Eat When I Poop 00:00 Tools
Megan Fox Farts 00:00 Tools
I'll Be Home Pooping for Christmas 00:00 Tools
Rodeo Ruby Loves to Poop 00:00 Tools
Reese Witherspoon Poops 00:00 Tools
Pooping in the Woods 00:00 Tools
The Brown Crusty Undies Song 00:00 Tools
Robert Pattinson Poops 00:00 Tools
Jason Derulo Probably Announces His Name Before Pooping in a Public Bathroom 00:00 Tools
The Pope Poops 00:00 Tools
Peeing My Pants 00:00 Tools
I Wiped My Bum Too Much 00:00 Tools
Walk in the Moonlight 00:00 Tools
Love Me 'til the End of Time 00:00 Tools
When You Poop in Your Dream, You Poop in Your Bed 01:45 Tools
Fingernails in My Poop 00:00 Tools
Pee On the Christmas Tree 00:00 Tools
That Pretty Girl Just Farted, I Think 00:00 Tools
Quarterback Poop (Football Poop Song) 00:00 Tools
Soccer Goalie Poop Song 00:00 Tools
I'm Brokenhearted Cause You're Gone 00:00 Tools
People are Pooping All Over the World 00:00 Tools
Poop in the Tub 00:00 Tools
Go Poop in a Bucket 00:00 Tools
Wipe Until It's White 00:00 Tools
Poop in the Shower 00:00 Tools
Deja Poo (Haven't I Pooped You Before?) 00:00 Tools
Dropping a Deuce 00:00 Tools
Moon-Shaped Poop 00:00 Tools
Puking on a Pretty Girl 00:00 Tools
Rudolph the Red-nosed Hemorrhoid 00:00 Tools
Held My Poop Too Long (Now I Need an Operation) 00:00 Tools
Trouser Cough (Aka Fart) 00:00 Tools
Overflowing Toilet 00:00 Tools
Diarrhea Is Hard to Spell (But Easy to Smell) 00:00 Tools
Bed Bugs 00:00 Tools
Happy Valentine's Day (I'll Hold Your Hair Back When You Puke) 00:00 Tools
Dr. Oz Says That Even Oprah Winfrey Poops 00:00 Tools
Father's Day Dump 00:00 Tools
I Just Pretend to Wash My Hands 00:00 Tools
Do You Sit or Stand to Wipe Your Bum? 00:00 Tools
The Dog Has Diarrhea 00:00 Tools
Peeing on Ice 00:00 Tools
Dried Snots 00:00 Tools
Dog Poo on Your Shoe 00:00 Tools
Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid 00:00 Tools
I Forgot to Wipe My Bum 00:00 Tools
Pizzeria Diarrhea 00:00 Tools
Last Poop of the Night 00:00 Tools
Yellow Underwear 00:00 Tools
Don't Poop On Stage (the Broadway Poop Song) 00:00 Tools
Nick Jonas Farts 00:00 Tools
Leave a Window Open for Love 00:00 Tools
Silent But Deadly Farts 00:00 Tools
Kristen Stewart Farts 00:00 Tools
Simon Cowell Poops 00:00 Tools
Who Passed Gas in the Car? (Someone Farted!) 00:00 Tools
I Hope I'm Constipated On Valentine's Day 00:00 Tools
Clear Pee Means You're Properly Hydrated 00:00 Tools
Poop Stain on My Dress Shirt at a Wedding 00:00 Tools
I Don't Wipe When I Pee 00:00 Tools
Hair in My Food 00:00 Tools
Kelly Clarkson Poops 00:00 Tools
What's the Matter with Fecal Matter? 00:00 Tools
Swine Flu 00:00 Tools
Ashton Kutcher, You Have to Poop, Just Like Me 00:00 Tools
Poop out Your Poop 00:00 Tools
Skid Marks on my Undies 00:00 Tools
Fart Machine 00:00 Tools
Diarrhea Diary 00:00 Tools
Brown Undies (the Poop Brown Underwear Song) 00:00 Tools
A Song About Dandruff (It's Like a Snow Globe When You Shake Your Head) 00:00 Tools
Santa Sneezed On Me 00:00 Tools
Wetting the Bed 00:00 Tools
I Kinda Like the Smell of My Own Poop 00:00 Tools
Wedgies 00:00 Tools
Never Gonna Flush Again 00:00 Tools
You're of Utmost Importance to Me 00:00 Tools
Fourth of July Farts 00:00 Tools
The Never Ending Wipe 00:00 Tools
Hemorrhoids 00:00 Tools
Poop Party 00:00 Tools
Barfing in my Mouth 00:00 Tools
Lice (Don't Put Your Head on my Shoulder) 00:00 Tools
Talking on the Phone While Sitting on the Toilet 00:00 Tools
Smelly Armpits 00:00 Tools
When the Pitcher Has To Go (Baseball Poop) 00:00 Tools
Paris Hilton Farts 00:00 Tools
My Tape Worm Stanley 00:00 Tools
New Year Vomit 00:00 Tools
Pooping in a Frozen Porta-Potty 00:00 Tools
Phases of the Moon 00:00 Tools
Something About Love 00:00 Tools
Vacation Constipation 00:00 Tools
Peeing In the Shower 00:00 Tools
Lemonade Looks a Lot Like Pee 00:00 Tools
Peeing In the Kitchen Sink 00:00 Tools
Poop Is Its Own Reward 00:00 Tools
Prune Juice Makes You Poop 00:00 Tools
In and Out of Love 00:00 Tools
Bloody Nose 00:00 Tools
The Safety Doorknob Fart Game Song 00:00 Tools
The Pus Song 00:00 Tools
Throwing Up 00:00 Tools
Mama Bird Pukes in Baby Bird's Mouth 00:00 Tools
Clogged Up Toilet 02:03 Tools
Love On a Saturday 00:00 Tools
Pinworms (also known as Butt Worms) 00:00 Tools
Neil and Emma Love Poop 00:00 Tools
The No-Wiper Poop 00:00 Tools
Poop by Candlelight 00:00 Tools
Constipation 00:00 Tools
I Love You Like a Fly Loves Poo 00:00 Tools
Ear Wax Smells Good 00:00 Tools
Baby, Please Don't Puke 00:00 Tools
Diane Sawyer Poops 00:00 Tools
Kopi Luwak (Coffee Beans from Monkey Poop) 00:00 Tools
I Swear That's the Truth 00:00 Tools
Smelly Feet 00:00 Tools
The Barf Bag Song (Barfbag) 00:00 Tools
Bedpan 00:00 Tools
Toilet Paper on my Shoe 00:00 Tools
My Doctor Wants a Stool Sample 00:00 Tools
Electricity Between You and Me 00:00 Tools
The Puke Song 00:00 Tools
Puking is Just Plain Wrong 00:00 Tools
The Goiter Song 00:00 Tools
The Urinal Blues 00:00 Tools
Booger Collection 00:00 Tools
The Shingles Song 00:00 Tools
Diaper Rash 00:00 Tools
The Dark Yellow Pee Song 00:00 Tools
Runny Nose 00:00 Tools
Zits 00:00 Tools
The Saliva Song (Saliva! What a Wonderful Substance) 00:00 Tools
Snots 00:00 Tools
Halitosis (Bad Breath) 00:00 Tools
Trouble Finding a Toilet 02:07 Tools
Adult Diapers (Can't Wait Until I'm Old Enough) 00:00 Tools
You Know Where You Can Find Me 00:00 Tools
Vomit Makes Me Puke 00:00 Tools
A Song About Bile 00:00 Tools
Hair Growing Out of My Ear 00:00 Tools
The Spit Song (a Pretty Good Song About Spit) 00:00 Tools
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The Toilet Bowl Cleaners are a Comedy Rock band who sing songs about potty humour. Literally. If you do it in the bathroom, The Toilet Bowl Cleaners have written a song about it. Recently, The Toilet Bowl Cleaners have branched out into holiday-themed songs: Christmas and Mother's Day. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.