The Wet Secrets

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I Can swing a Hammer 00:00 Tools
Grow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole 05:04 Tools
Secret March 06:21 Tools
Get Your Own Apartment 02:52 Tools
Boat Gas Death Train 05:22 Tools
Tidal Wave of Hate (Baby Let's Surf) 05:22 Tools
Sunshine 04:59 Tools
The Chinball Wizard 04:04 Tools
Nightlife 04:59 Tools
Maybe We'll Make a Plan 04:59 Tools
Hep A Birthday 00:47 Tools
Hot Roller 04:59 Tools
Easy Prey vs. Sex Maniac 03:02 Tools
Kill My Love 03:00 Tools
Secret March (Nik7 remix) 06:19 Tools
I Teabagged Myself 03:00 Tools
Floating in the Sky 03:02 Tools
Final Curtain For A Drama Queen 03:02 Tools
Easy Prey vs Sex Maniac 03:02 Tools
Get Your Shit Together 03:02 Tools
Animals In Disguise 03:02 Tools
Quelle Surprise 03:02 Tools
I Don't Think So 03:02 Tools
Chains 03:02 Tools
Death of the Party 03:02 Tools
What's the Fucking Point? (Zenko's Theme) 03:02 Tools
If I Was a Camera 04:01 Tools
I Tea Bagged Myself 03:00 Tools
Chinball Wiz (Cadence Weapon RMX) 04:01 Tools
Mr. Rimjob 1999 04:53 Tools
16 - The Wet Secrets - Chinball Wiz (Cadence Weapon RMX) 03:58 Tools
Give it to me straight 03:58 Tools
Half Whale Half Cow 03:08 Tools
The Ballad Of El Doucho 03:08 Tools
Chinball Wiz Cadence Weapon RMX 03:08 Tools
The Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon Remix) 04:01 Tools
It's Hard To Meet Somebody (Living As A Disembodied Head) 03:57 Tools
Hott Hott Hotter Than The Sun 02:22 Tools
he Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon Remix) 04:01 Tools
Anal Rape Santa (Santa Raped My Weasel) 07:17 Tools
Chinball Wiz [Cadence Weapon Remix] 03:59 Tools
No Easy Way Out 03:59 Tools
Burn It All and Start Again 07:17 Tools
Spiral Eyes 07:17 Tools
Karate Space Tiger vs. The Humpin Jumpmaster (Swordfighting In The Jungle) 07:17 Tools
I Teabagged Myself With 3 Cans Of Paint 07:17 Tools
Karate Space Tiger Vs. The Humpin' Jumpmaster (Swordfighting in the Jungle) 07:16 Tools
Grow Your Own F*****g Moustache, A*****e 00:30 Tools
Hard to Meet Somebody (Living as a Disembodied Head) 03:57 Tools
The Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon's Samir-Themed Remix) 06:20 Tools
Secret March(Nik 7 Remix) 06:20 Tools
The Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon Remix} 04:01 Tools
Chinball Wiz (Cadence Weapon Remix) 04:01 Tools
The Wet Secrets - Chinball Wiz (Cadence Weapon RMX) 04:01 Tools
Nightlife (Album Version) 04:01 Tools
Tidal Wave of Hate 04:01 Tools
Chinball Wizard (Cadence Weapon remix) 04:01 Tools
The Chinball Wizard [Cadence Weapon Remix] 04:00 Tools
Chin Chin Chin 00:46 Tools
cadence_weapon_separation_anxiety_16_The_Wet_Secrets_Chinball_Wiz_(Cadence_Weapon_RMX) 04:00 Tools
Cadence Weapon Remix 04:01 Tools
I Teabagged Myself With Three Cans Of Paint 02:33 Tools
Grow Your Own Fucking Mustache, Asshole 04:01 Tools
Nightlife/Knifefights 00:30 Tools
16 - The Wet Secrets - Chinball Wiz 03:58 Tools
Hot Hot Hotter Than The Sun 02:22 Tools
Track 03: Grow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole 02:33 Tools
Nightlife (The Paronomasiac Remix) 00:30 Tools
secretmarch-ma192K_Copy001 02:33 Tools
I Teabagged Myself with 3 Cans of Paint (A Whale of A Cow) 00:30 Tools
moustache-mast192K_Copy001 00:30 Tools
Nightlife (The Paronomasiac Remix Instrumental) 02:30 Tools
teabag-master1192K_Copy001 00:30 Tools
Help A Birthday 00:30 Tools
(untitled) 00:30 Tools
grow your own fucking moustache asshole 00:30 Tools
Grow Your Own ****ing Moustache, Asshole 00:30 Tools
Grow Your Own Fucking Moust 02:30 Tools
chinball-maste192K_Copy001 02:30 Tools
easyprey-maste192K_Copy001 02:30 Tools
boatgas-master192K_Copy001 02:30 Tools
Tea Bagged Myself 02:30 Tools
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ONE WEEK. Lyle Bell of Shout Out Out Out Out/Whitey Houston and Trevor Anderson of The Vertical Struts joined forces to form a band. The challenge: one week from first rehearsal (Feb. 12, 2005) to debut performance (Feb. 19, 2005) with all new songs. They called in Kim Rackel, Donna Ball and Jeremy Nischuk. Seven days, ten songs, and 21 cases of Stella later, five people took to the stage at Seedy's in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada and played for just over an hour to an enthusiastic, dancing crowd. On March 24, 2005, a document of their experiment was released to the public as "A Whale of a Cow" a ten song, original CD recorded late at night during that fateful week of writing and rehearsing. ONE YEAR. In January 2006, The Wet Secrets decided to start driving from Edmonton to Calgary on occasional weekends to record some new songs with Diego Medina. Now, one year later, these songs are available for free download at www.wetsecrets.ca ROCK FANTASY - the free internet EP - Feb. 14, 2007 http://www.myspace.com/wetsecrets Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.