Worm Quartet

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What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like 03:05 Tools
Great Idea For A Song 03:25 Tools
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib 2008 01:51 Tools
Dear God 02:16 Tools
I've Got A Wife - Worm Quartet 02:25 Tools
Pac-Man Is Naked And So Should You 01:39 Tools
Less Than Three 04:03 Tools
Frank's Not In The Band Anymore 03:37 Tools
C Is for Lettuce 03:23 Tools
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead 03:18 Tools
Initial Introductory Prelude What Comes Before The Rest Of The S 00:47 Tools
Boning Away On The Ottoman 00:47 Tools
I'm Not a Girl 05:23 Tools
The Laundromat of Sin 03:33 Tools
The Rabbit Song 00:35 Tools
I Bit William Shatner 01:25 Tools
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib 02:23 Tools
I've Got a Wife 02:24 Tools
I Wanna Poop In Diane Sawyer's Mailbox 00:44 Tools
I Don't Give a Shit About Your Website 05:01 Tools
Oscilloscope Cathedral 01:19 Tools
A Worm Quartet Christmas 02:56 Tools
I'm Gonna Procreate 04:24 Tools
Get A Real Dog 02:13 Tools
Ice Cream Has No Bones 01:47 Tools
Too Fat For The Pit 02:44 Tools
Goddammit Marc Gunn, Shut Up About Your Cat 01:47 Tools
Call Me Jennifer And Steal My Stapler 03:34 Tools
My Apologies 02:27 Tools
Sheep Marketing Ploy 04:54 Tools
Coffee (2003 Grind) 04:59 Tools
You Were Wrong Cabinet Sanchez 02:04 Tools
That Better Not Be A Fucking Raisin In My Cookie 00:53 Tools
Coffee 03:59 Tools
Getting Shot In The Face Sucks 00:30 Tools
Road Bliss 05:04 Tools
I Still Know You're a Fish 02:05 Tools
Archie Got An STD 02:11 Tools
Dandelions Suck 00:36 Tools
I Want to Be Taken Seriously As An Artist 03:28 Tools
Hair On the Soap 03:36 Tools
I Can't Get a Job 02:47 Tools
You Will Go to the Moon 02:13 Tools
Sorry, We're No Longer Buying Lizard Shit 00:34 Tools
Great Idea For A Song - Tesh-As-A-Mofo Version 05:33 Tools
Gift Certificates and Intense Agonizing Throbbing Pain 02:28 Tools
My Wife 02:33 Tools
Monotony 00:59 Tools
Drugs and Masturbation 02:01 Tools
Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie And Contains Very Little Eskimo 02:36 Tools
Vampire Penguins 03:24 Tools
Eat Here And Die 03:03 Tools
Dead Fragglz 02:24 Tools
Recursively Anatomically Correct 00:39 Tools
Your Bird Smells 02:15 Tools
Peter Jennings 00:44 Tools
Let's Break Some Furniture 04:29 Tools
Just Say No to Kryptonite 00:40 Tools
Why Do The Elderly Growl At Cucumbers? 00:41 Tools
Carbonated Hamsters 02:15 Tools
Spatula 03:57 Tools
Mommy's Broken - 1992 Live Import Alternate Bonus Bootleg Demo 02:15 Tools
Strap-On Brain 05:07 Tools
Get A Real Dog - Rin Tin Tinnitus Mix By The Gothsicles 01:52 Tools
(I Wanna Wipe) A Booger On Dan (Rather) 00:46 Tools
The Ballad of Dr. Stopp 07:38 Tools
Can of Worms 02:53 Tools
Let's Make Fun Of The Amish 01:35 Tools
A Song for Worm Quartet to Sing With Tv's Kyle 02:17 Tools
The Internet Is a Big Warm Hug for the World 02:49 Tools
Ode To Ziploc The African Albino Claw-Footed Water Frog 01:10 Tools
Get A Real Dog - Gothsicles Remix 01:50 Tools
I'm On Vinyl Now (So I'm More Punk Than You) 00:56 Tools
J.R.O. 01:43 Tools
The Ballad of Doctor Stopp 06:24 Tools
42 Merciful Seconds of Silence 00:41 Tools
Triks 02:17 Tools
The Most Wonderful Dream 00:56 Tools
Inner Voice 03:48 Tools
I Don't Wanna Be a Redneck 01:12 Tools
Long Story Short - Live 00:30 Tools
Tree Bucket 01:23 Tools
On the Shoulders of Freaks 02:39 Tools
Now That You're 01:51 Tools
Pac-man Is Naked And So Should You - Live - Feat. The Great L 02:16 Tools
Map Light 02:00 Tools
Vampire Penguins (Re-Penged) 03:42 Tools
Get A Real Dog (Gothsicles Remix) 01:51 Tools
Russian Mcdonald's Commercial 00:30 Tools
Redundancy 00:59 Tools
R2d2 00:29 Tools
Adventures In Creative Nostril-Swallowing - A Tribute To Plants T 02:18 Tools
What Your Parents Think... 00:30 Tools
If Gregg Yeti Doesn't Rejoin The Flashing Astonishers I'm Going 01:25 Tools
Dear God - Old Mix That Phil Likes For Some Reason 01:25 Tools
The Laundromat of Sin (Evil Underwear Mix By Soggy Potato Chips) 03:45 Tools
I Want to Be Taken Seriously As An Artist (Featuring Curt Allen) 03:29 Tools
Mommy's Broken (1992 Live Import Alternate Bonus Bootleg Demo) 02:18 Tools
Initial Introductory Prelude What Comes Before the Rest of the Songs 00:50 Tools
I Want To Be Taken Seriously As An Artist - Feat. Curt Allen 02:00 Tools
Too Fat For The Pit - Live 02:18 Tools
Intro - Bunny Bunny Wop Wop 03:45 Tools
J.R.O. (Intro) 01:47 Tools
Mommy's Broken - David Tanny Mega-Mix 03:45 Tools
I Don't Matter 05:28 Tools
Intro (Bunny Bunny Wop Wop) 01:47 Tools
Super Hidden Bonus Track That You'll Never Find 01:47 Tools
Adventures in Creative Nostril-Swallowing (A Tribute to Plants That Suck) 01:47 Tools
Super-Secret Hidden Bonus Track 05:45 Tools
Bonus Track #1 00:36 Tools
Hidden Bonus Thingy 1 01:10 Tools
Hair On The Soap - Unclogged 01:47 Tools
J.R.O. - Intro 01:48 Tools
Hair On The Soap: Unclogged - featuring Coffee and Mrs. Shoebox 01:47 Tools
Let's Make Fun Of The Amish - Acoustic Live On Weos-FM 01:10 Tools
Fueled By Angst 01:10 Tools
Bonus Track #4 01:10 Tools
Vampire Penguins - 2011 Re-Penged 05:28 Tools
Sheep Marketing Ploy - The Ballad Of Fenton - f Tom Smith 01:48 Tools
Short Bus Suite 01:48 Tools
Call Me Jennifer And Steal My Stapler - SVGM Remastered Version 01:10 Tools
The Call of Ktony 00:29 Tools
Dear God (Old Mix That Phil Likes For Some Reason) 02:15 Tools
Frank's Not In The Band Anymor 00:29 Tools
C Is for Lettuce - Worm Quartet 03:24 Tools
Math Is Bulls**t 05:33 Tools
Spatula (Acoustic Live in Studio) 03:22 Tools
Goddammit Marc Gunn Shut Up About Your Cat 01:48 Tools
Get A Real Dog (Rin Tin Tinnitus Mix by The Gothsicles) 06:24 Tools
If Gregg Yeti Doesn't Rejoin The Flashing Astonishers I'm Going To Kill Myself 01:48 Tools
Let's Make Fun of the Amish (With Coffee Inc.) 01:48 Tools
The Ballad of Dr. Stopp by Worm Quartet 01:48 Tools
Calculator In My Bum - Worm Quartet 01:48 Tools
Mommy's Broken - Gilbert 01:48 Tools
The Ballad Of Dr. Stopp (featuring Curt Allen) 06:24 Tools
Franks Not In The Band Anymore 06:24 Tools
Ode To Ziplock The African Albino Claw-Footed Water Frog 06:24 Tools
Bunny Bunny Wop Wop 06:24 Tools
Spatula (live) 06:24 Tools
I Want To Be Taken Seriously As An Artist - featuring Curt Allen 03:29 Tools
A Song For Worm Quartet To Sing With TV's Kyle (featuring TV's Kyle) 02:17 Tools
Hair On The Soap - 2006 Remix 05:28 Tools
I Don't Matter (featuring Chris Mezzolesta) 05:28 Tools
Great Idea for a Song (Tesh-as-a-mofo Version) - Worm Quartet 05:28 Tools
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib 2008 (feat. Curt 05:28 Tools
Monkey 03:29 Tools
Hidden Track (Instrumental) 03:29 Tools
Entire Dog 03:29 Tools
Dead Fragglz (remastered) 03:29 Tools
pacman is naked and so should you 03:29 Tools
Great Idea For A Song: Tesh-As-A-Mofo Version 05:33 Tools
Adventures in Creative Nostril-swallowing (A Tribute to Plants T 05:33 Tools
I'm On Vinyl Now 03:29 Tools
Mommy's Broken (David Tanny Mega-Mix) 03:49 Tools
Call Me Jennifer And Steal My Stapler (SVGM Remastered Version) 03:36 Tools
Lo News Edit 03:36 Tools
Redundency 03:36 Tools
Russian McDonalds Commercial 03:36 Tools
Pac-Man Sucks / Can You Say "Nipple"? / I'm Not A Stick / Chicken / Gloat / Pshew! / Hey ShoEboX, You There? 03:36 Tools
Pac Man is Naked and So Should You 03:36 Tools
Vampire Penguins - 2011 Re-Penged by Worm Quartet 03:36 Tools
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Worm Quartet is a one man (Timothy F. Crist, A.K.A. -=ShoEboX=-) Comedy Synth Punk band portrayed on album covers as a group of four worms. The "band" has a growing cult following thanks to exposure on the Dr. Demento show. Worm Quartet's music, all written by Crist, is characterized by wild logorrhea, taking words that might never have been in the same sentence before and forming odd images that flash past the listener's ears but remain imprinted on their engrams. His sophomoric sense of humor is occasionally tempered by outrage. Worm Quartet had the #1 Most Requested Song of the Year on the Dr. Demento Show in 2004 (Great Idea For A Song) and 2005 (Inner Voice with Sudden Death). Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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