All Human

All Human is Adam Rupert Fisher from Aurora, CO. The Tale of All Human Where All Human comes from may sound a little strange, maybe it even sounds like a flight of fantasy, but i assure you of its 100 percent accuracy. This tale is a little blurry at times and somewhat drug riddled but it goes something like this. In the beginning there was a beautiful forest outside of Clinton Ohio, inside of this forest, a child was thriving on the fruits of the earth, picking berries, hunting for meat and milk only with the hands that the true lord Jesus Christ had given him. One fateful day his mother and father dragged this boy out of the forest and put him at the doors of the catholic church, serving as an alter boy and kissing the feet of Jesus daily for the better part of 5 long years… Adam, at this time, was a very tall child, sometimes the kids teased him because of this. "Adam you see is as tall as a tree" they would say while spitting in his hair. Little did they know, at this time he was dreaming of becoming an all-star NFL player, taking over all the land, he always swore "he would have all the gold teeth he could afford" but at the end of his elementary schooling a horribly unfortunate accident occurred. While he was out throwing the football around with his father he stepped into a bear trap that his family had set months earlier, shattering the growth plate in his left leg. The doctors made the tough decision to break the growth plate in his right leg as well, this way one leg wouldn't be longer than the other. This put a stop to all those wildly ridiculous pigskin dreams. Adam was prescribed painkillers 3 times a day for 3 months while he healed, for those months Adam was taking more and more percocet, spiraling out of control into a sea of chemicals and abusive behavior. This didn't go unnoticed by the people that loved him, when they realized what was going on he was rushed to a rehab center, where he spent most of the summer between his fifth and sixth year of schooling. Luckily, by this time his bout with elementary school was over and he had fully recuperated. He had been watching a lot of musicals and was part of the "rehab choir" as they called themselves. In rehab he had learned quite a bit about where his life was headed if he kept on the same abusive path, and decided to change it all. . Adam had been reborn. I remember hearing him as he walked in the door from rehab! "Mother, Father, Brother, Sister! A singer, when I grow up I will be a singer!!!" he exclaimed! We laughed at the thought of this, for it was as ridiculous as his football dreams, but as a loving family we encouraged him. As Middle school went on, he was actually showing a promising future as a singer. Cast as oliver twist in the sixth grade school play, auditioned for the lead role in "Oklahoma" in seventh grade (later found out was only cast as comic relief because of his tiny lower body.) The taste of fame began to take his mind over, going out after the concerts, drinking at school, finding himself interested in painkillers again and experimenting with powerful psychedelics. When he finally realized the pain he had caused himself and his family, he begged to the lord, PLEASE, GIVE ME A PURPOSE. A blinding flash of light illuminated the sky and caused him to fall down to his knees. His hands fell from shielding his face and what did he see on the ground? You guessed it, a Jars Of Clay CD. He ran home and popped it into his fathers 3 disc cd changer, THIS WAS IT! This was what he had been searching for. Christian Rock. His parents decided his drug and alcohol problems may be caused by the sheer backwood lifestyle he was subjected to in their home town, so they packed up and moved to Aurora, Colorado. Adam at the time didn't know, but he was now in big trouble. "Public school? who has ever heard of such a wildly laughable thing!" he shouted to them, but in the back of his mind he knew that if he kept his eye on the ball, and never gave up on Christian Rock, he'd be okay. High School was a strange and also a very important time for Adam, for example, just in the first two weeks of being in Colorado he saw his first Asian, his first Cowboy, and his first ever asian cowboy, this changed him. Also, because of the "public school mentality" he was starting to do things that he swore he would never do. The town was beginning to change him, his belief in Sir Jesus Christ was vanishing and his hair began to dramatically change color. The Darker his hair got, the more and more he began to write poppier and poppier guitar riffs, writing full records about the women he'd hoped to court but ultimately and inevitably because of his height would be shut down by. We'll call these the bubble gum pop years. After graduation he was still, how do you say, pursuing a career in the rock and rolls, but now was playing a type of music that only the devils of the world are a part of. A complete one hundred and eighty degree turn from the bubble gum pop he had been playing for almost 3 years prior to graduation. Amounting to little directly after high school, he had (barely) held multiple jobs, these jobs range from waiting tables all the way to being a valet at the local bowling alley (the high point in his job history). His devil band was known as Fear Before The March Of Flames (a name that came from a Colorado news article and had no real thought behind it) and was starting to grow a following in Denver. Adam was finally being noticed! Show after show they gained more and more fans, how did they do it!? the world may never know, but Adam was beginning to become the famous musician he'd always wanted to be. The next thing he knew he was signing a contract with a record label and traveling the world. During this time Adam was contacted by Dan Briggs of the band Between The Buried And Me, to start a supergroup of sorts. Adam said yes and they were known as Orbs. Between the two bands he released a total of Five full length albums and two E.P's, traveled the world and bla bla bla. I remember it like it was yesterday, Adam said to me, "you know, I wrote The Always Open Mouth. You can't treat me like this.." He was right. He DID write The Always Open Mouth. I couldn't have been happier with an album hundreds of people including myself had downloaded for free off the internet. Unfortunately, as Adam knows now, all good things must come to an indefinite hiatus, and Fear Before disbanded. The members scattering across the globe and remaining silent about it for years. During these quiet years Adam had spiraled into a deep depression, continued writing, and decided with the help of his close friends to release a "solo" album under the name All Human. In the years of 2011 and 2012 he had put together a fine group of songs now known as a whole as "Catholic Guilt Or The Queerest Of Thoughts". This is what my mom is saying about the album -"Wow, its different than I expected." -"he sounds like i imagine the girl from the ring would sound" -"why's adam so sad" among other things… I personally think this is Adam's "Human Clay" (look it up). This album will define him as a person for years to come, and will shoot him into stardom. Well, at least into a Kathy Griffin like stardom where he'll have his own tv or radio show about the downfall of his music career and can make a drunken fool of himself. Oh and now he lives in Long beach, California. 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