Andrew Dice Clay

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Mother Goose 03:27 Tools
A Day At The Beach 02:38 Tools
Moby And The Japs 00:51 Tools
No Pity 01:04 Tools
Speedin' 01:26 Tools
Joey 02:07 Tools
The Attitude 01:54 Tools
Shampoo 00:48 Tools
When I Was Young 02:09 Tools
Smokin' 02:11 Tools
Masturbation 01:31 Tools
Doctors And Nurses 01:37 Tools
The Golden Age Of Television 01:52 Tools
Holiday Season 01:51 Tools
The Tree 01:19 Tools
No Guilt 02:54 Tools
Couples In Love 03:31 Tools
First Kiss 02:10 Tools
Places To Meet Chicks 03:05 Tools
The Bait 02:31 Tools
The Gift 01:40 Tools
Pizza 01:48 Tools
Home Or Office, You Decide 00:44 Tools
Texas 03:04 Tools
How Are Ya? 01:18 Tools
The Divider 02:10 Tools
1990 02:12 Tools
True Stories 00:41 Tools
Dice Goes To The Mall 03:34 Tools
People Are Pricks 01:30 Tools
Female Anatomy 03:41 Tools
Kids 01:58 Tools
What'll It Be 02:15 Tools
Japs 00:41 Tools
Hoggin' 03:19 Tools
Dice Buys A Suit 03:35 Tools
Under 2 Minutes 03:29 Tools
Automatic Pilot 01:47 Tools
Rhyme Renditions 03:50 Tools
Personal Deliveryservice 03:51 Tools
He Said, She Said 07:40 Tools
My Cum 01:29 Tools
Concave 01:06 Tools
Banana Girl 00:33 Tools
Midgets 2000 05:17 Tools
Dice Just Says No Leno 01:47 Tools
Handicaps, Cripples 02:02 Tools
Jerkin' Off 01:19 Tools
A History Lesson 01:59 Tools
Women Comics 03:19 Tools
Hard Ons 03:46 Tools
Double Date 02:25 Tools
Big Head 00:55 Tools
Sid And The Oriental 03:17 Tools
Milk & Shampoo 05:37 Tools
Backwards 01:48 Tools
Dice Funk-Up 01:29 Tools
"Get Over Here" 00:55 Tools
The Osmonds 04:23 Tools
Head 02:25 Tools
Laughter vs Comedy 01:07 Tools
Dice Talks To The Salesman 05:37 Tools
Cigarettes 02:16 Tools
School 02:19 Tools
Dice On Disasters 01:51 Tools
Hot Mama 02:18 Tools
Dogs And Birds 02:48 Tools
Frozen Foods 01:09 Tools
Turn-On Words 00:33 Tools
Know Your Audience 01:51 Tools
What If The Chick Gets Pregnant.... 01:39 Tools
First Kiss - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 02:11 Tools
My Fat Girlfriend 01:39 Tools
Dice On Nutrition 01:37 Tools
Dice On Redheads 01:40 Tools
The 28th Day 01:28 Tools
A+ 02:45 Tools
Banana Nose 00:33 Tools
The Female Orgasm 01:40 Tools
Holiday Season - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 01:51 Tools
Dice On Orgasms 02:05 Tools
Don't Move 01:05 Tools
Judy 03:33 Tools
Mother & Son 03:36 Tools
Doctors 02:05 Tools
Question for the Audience 01:05 Tools
The Tree - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 01:20 Tools
Dice On Lasting Relationships 02:53 Tools
The First Blow-Job 00:50 Tools
Phone Sex 02:19 Tools
Nursery Rhymes 02:23 Tools
Texas - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 03:06 Tools
K2y-China Diner 02:36 Tools
Dice Stops For Gas 02:28 Tools
For Who, For Her, For What 00:35 Tools
While The Cats Away... 03:17 Tools
Dice's Checklist 01:41 Tools
What Did She Say? 01:14 Tools
The Pencil Room 01:19 Tools
Dice On Reading Material 01:07 Tools
Something Soft 04:45 Tools
Dice Jerks Off 02:25 Tools
Never Marry Her 01:21 Tools
Dice Knows When To Say When 02:46 Tools
Dice At The Drive Thru 01:03 Tools
Ya Can't Be Nice To Them 00:33 Tools
Impressions 03:17 Tools
Birds 00:59 Tools
Dice The Advocate 02:33 Tools
Christmas Presents 01:23 Tools
Date Night At The Movies 03:46 Tools
Hour back get it 06:40 Tools
Road Call 01:22 Tools
what if the chick gets pregnant 01:21 Tools
Jerkin Off 01:19 Tools
The Honeymoon's Over 00:55 Tools
The Honeymoon 00:55 Tools
3 Beautiful Dates 03:51 Tools
Places To Meet Chicks - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 03:06 Tools
Bambi 02:41 Tools
Dice Gets Creative In Bed 05:06 Tools
Fa***ts 05:06 Tools
Dice On Complaints 01:24 Tools
I Ain't Got You 01:57 Tools
My Statement 01:02 Tools
The Gift - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 01:41 Tools
Hoidy Toidy Chicks 01:24 Tools
Dice On Manners 01:19 Tools
Old School Phone 06:58 Tools
K2y/Wife 00:46 Tools
Dice On Bodybuilders 01:13 Tools
Mothers, Daughters & Sisters 02:49 Tools
The Divider - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 02:11 Tools
Dice Raps 00:35 Tools
Subway Travel 01:00 Tools
Black Chicks 00:41 Tools
Industrial Size 00:40 Tools
Personal Delivery Service - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 03:52 Tools
Big Tit/ Pin Tit 03:58 Tools
Dice Learns To Mambo 03:08 Tools
Dice Has Random Thoughts 01:37 Tools
Female Anatomy - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 03:42 Tools
The Grocery Store 00:32 Tools
Dice Rewrites History 02:11 Tools
Dice On Redheaded Men 00:42 Tools
Dice Does It Like Dis 00:59 Tools
Intro 02:41 Tools
Dice Greeting Cards 00:43 Tools
Elvis 04:34 Tools
Mothers, Daughters, & Sisters 02:48 Tools
Debbie Duz Everything 02:58 Tools
Personal Delivery Service 03:51 Tools
A Vibrant Beautiful Woman 00:35 Tools
Grocery-Part 1 01:22 Tools
Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe) 01:32 Tools
Filthy In Bed 01:39 Tools
Smokin' For Your Health 00:37 Tools
The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party) 02:14 Tools
Under 2 Minutes - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 03:30 Tools
Kids - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 01:59 Tools
Mothers, Daughters, & Sisters - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 02:50 Tools
The News 00:48 Tools
Bad Press 01:10 Tools
Jerkin' Off - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 01:20 Tools
Milk & Shampoo - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 05:39 Tools
Rita's As* Funnel 01:41 Tools
Flat As*/Fat As* 01:20 Tools
1990 - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 02:13 Tools
Laughter Vs. Comedy - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 01:08 Tools
Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will) 01:12 Tools
Woman's World 00:32 Tools
Grocery-Part 2 01:22 Tools
While The Cats Away... - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 03:19 Tools
Pizza - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 01:49 Tools
What'll It Be - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 02:16 Tools
Frozen Food - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 01:09 Tools
Dirty Nursery Rhymes 00:00 Tools
Ya Hear? 00:53 Tools
Concave - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 01:07 Tools
Hoggin 03:20 Tools
Dice Vs. PeeWee 00:30 Tools
Hour Back...Get It? - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 06:41 Tools
The Osmonds - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 04:24 Tools
Midget Mania 05:16 Tools
Hot Mama - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 02:19 Tools
"What A Mess" 00:50 Tools
True Stories - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 00:42 Tools
Rhyme Renditions - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 03:51 Tools
Turn-On Words - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 00:34 Tools
Automatic Pilot - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 01:47 Tools
Dogs & Birds - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 02:49 Tools
Cigarettes - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 02:17 Tools
Women Comics - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 03:20 Tools
A History Lesson - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 02:00 Tools
Apartment Life 00:49 Tools
Sid/In Toilet 02:30 Tools
Brooklyn Bad Boy 02:47 Tools
Good 4 U 05:03 Tools
Fat As* House Mix 02:25 Tools
Judy - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 03:35 Tools
How Are Ya? - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 00:50 Tools
Mother & Son - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 03:37 Tools
Club 33 03:10 Tools
What Did She Say? - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 01:15 Tools
A+ - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 02:47 Tools
What A Mess 00:50 Tools
Double Date - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 02:26 Tools
Something Soft - Live at Dangerfield's/1989 04:45 Tools
Gas (Feminine) 03:06 Tools
The Notes 00:47 Tools
Let Yourself go 02:15 Tools
Sound 01:28 Tools
Chinks 02:47 Tools
The Wedding 04:03 Tools
You May Be Dancing With Me 03:33 Tools
Deef & Dumb 01:34 Tools
My First Concert 02:08 Tools
Greeting Cards 01:47 Tools
Critics 03:21 Tools
Games 01:04 Tools
Sealed With a Kiss 01:47 Tools
Rice 01:19 Tools
Film & Video 01:45 Tools
Gas (Feminine) - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 03:07 Tools
How Are Ya? - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 01:19 Tools
Wife Tells All 01:54 Tools
More Notes 02:06 Tools
Deef & Dumb - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 01:35 Tools
Mad Max 03:15 Tools
Fat Chicks 06:41 Tools
Christmas Presents - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 01:24 Tools
Birds - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 01:00 Tools
The Argument 05:29 Tools
1989 - A Review 02:17 Tools
No Poems 03:00 Tools
Rita's Ass Funnel 01:41 Tools
Talk to 'Em 00:32 Tools
The Notes - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 00:48 Tools
The Contractor 02:20 Tools
Hoidy Toidy Chicks - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 01:18 Tools
1989- A Review 06:06 Tools
Face Down Ass Up 00:00 Tools
Phone Sex - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 02:20 Tools
Ya Can't Be Nice To Them - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 00:34 Tools
Surprise 03:51 Tools
Tom & The Philippino 02:58 Tools
Fat Ass House Mix 02:26 Tools
Handicaps, Cripples - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 02:03 Tools
Club 33 - Reprise 03:16 Tools
Songs 07:46 Tools
Backwards - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 01:49 Tools
Japs - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 00:42 Tools
1989-A Review 06:08 Tools
Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe) - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 01:40 Tools
1989- A Review - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 06:09 Tools
Chinese Restaurant 01:50 Tools
Pink Dot 01:53 Tools
The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party) - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 02:15 Tools
Dice on Reheaded Men 00:42 Tools
The Grocery Store - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 00:32 Tools
Don't Move - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 01:06 Tools
Dice Buys A Suit - Live At Govenors/1991 03:37 Tools
Sound - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 01:29 Tools
Pussy Farts 00:00 Tools
Subway Travel - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 01:01 Tools
Dice Talks To The Salesmen - Live At Govenors/1991 01:00 Tools
Industrial Size - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 00:40 Tools
The Wedding - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 04:05 Tools
While the Cat's Away... 03:17 Tools
Intro - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 02:42 Tools
Dice Goes To The Mall - Live At Govenors/1991 03:35 Tools
Apartmant Life 00:49 Tools
Let Yourself Go* 02:13 Tools
When Idols Become Enemies (feat. Andrew Dice Clay) 02:13 Tools
40 Too Long 00:00 Tools
Bad Press - Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990 01:11 Tools
Dice On Nutrition - Live At Govenors/1991 01:38 Tools
how to end a relationship 02:13 Tools
Dice On Lasting Relationships - Live At Govenors/1991 02:54 Tools
My First Concert - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 02:10 Tools
Dice On Redheads - Live At Govenors/1991 01:41 Tools
Critics - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 03:22 Tools
Cops 00:00 Tools
The Diceman Cometh 44:36 Tools
Hour Back...Get It? 06:38 Tools
Dice Just Says No Leno - Live At Govenors/1991 01:48 Tools
No Apologies 58:43 Tools
Dice On Disasters - Live At Govenors/1991 01:52 Tools
More Notes - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 02:07 Tools
Bachlorette Party 04:15 Tools
Pink Dot - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 01:54 Tools
Poems 01:50 Tools
Dice The Advocate - Live At Govenors/1991 02:34 Tools
Debbie Duz Everything - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 03:00 Tools
Dice Rules side 1 00:00 Tools
Grocery - Part 2 01:22 Tools
Bambi - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 02:42 Tools
Rice - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 01:20 Tools
'Tis the Season 00:31 Tools
The Day The Laughter Died Part 1 42:44 Tools
Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will) - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 01:13 Tools
Dice Stops For Gas - Live At Govenors/1991 02:30 Tools
The First Blow-Job - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 00:50 Tools
Film & Video - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 01:46 Tools
Hobbies, Golf, Twat 02:37 Tools
3 Beautiful Dates - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 03:52 Tools
Filthy In Bed - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 01:40 Tools
Dice 03:08 Tools
Dice On Reading Material - Live At Govenors/1991 01:08 Tools
Black Chicks - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 00:42 Tools
Chink Mania 02:09 Tools
Dice On Redheaded Men - Live At Govenors/1991 00:43 Tools
Dice Vs. PeeWee - Live At Govenors/1991 00:31 Tools
Dice On Bodybuilders - Live At Govenors/1991 01:14 Tools
People Are Pricks - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 01:31 Tools
Cheating and Hookers 02:09 Tools
Faggots 02:37 Tools
K2y/China Diner 01:35 Tools
"What A Mess" - Live At Govenors/1991 00:51 Tools
Chinese Resturant 01:50 Tools
Dice On Orgasms - Live At Govenors/1991 02:07 Tools
Smokin' For Your Health - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 00:37 Tools
Chinks - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 02:48 Tools
Bachelorette Party - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 04:15 Tools
Wife Tells All - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 01:55 Tools
You May Be Dancin' With Me (But I'm Making Love To You)* 03:08 Tools
Big Tit/Pin Tit 00:00 Tools
The Argument - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 05:31 Tools
A Vibrant Beautiful Woman - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 00:36 Tools
Woman's World - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 00:32 Tools
Bachelorette Party 04:14 Tools
Dice Jerks Off - Live At Govenors/1991 02:26 Tools
Dice's Checklist - Live At Govenors/1991 01:42 Tools
The News - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 00:48 Tools
Tom & The Philippino - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 02:59 Tools
Dice On Complaints - Live At Govenors/1991 01:25 Tools
Dice Knows When To Say When - Live At Govenors/1991 02:47 Tools
Sealed With A Kiss - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 01:48 Tools
Double Parking 01:50 Tools
Dice Gets Creative In Bed - Live At Govenors/1991 05:08 Tools
No Poems - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 03:01 Tools
Dice On Manners - Live At Govenors/1991 01:20 Tools
Dice Rules side 2 26:30 Tools
Ya Hear? - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 00:54 Tools
Talk To 'Em - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 00:32 Tools
Dice At The Drive Thru - Live At Govenors/1991 01:04 Tools
Pint Dot 01:54 Tools
First Kiss (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 02:11 Tools
Clinton Rules 02:38 Tools
Apartment Life - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 00:50 Tools
Filth CD2 06:06 Tools
Games - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 01:05 Tools
My Kind of Girl 06:06 Tools
Grocery - Part 1 00:31 Tools
Holiday Season (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 01:51 Tools
Mad Max - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 03:16 Tools
Shakin' Hands 00:29 Tools
The Urinal 01:48 Tools
Dice Learns To Mambo - Live At Govenors/1991 03:09 Tools
Dice Has Random Thoughts - Live At Govenors/1991 01:38 Tools
Dice Vs. Pee-Wee 06:09 Tools
Dice Rewrites History - Live At Govenors/1991 02:12 Tools
Dice Greeting Cards - Live At Govenors/1991 00:44 Tools
The Contractor - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 02:21 Tools
Surprise - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 03:52 Tools
Dice Does It Like Dis - Live At Govenors/1991 01:00 Tools
The Tree (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 01:19 Tools
Midgets 01:38 Tools
Chinese Restaurant - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 01:51 Tools
Greeting Cards - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 01:48 Tools
Mother's Advice 02:42 Tools
Face Down, Ass Up 16:17 Tools
Nigger Jokes 02:12 Tools
I Love My Fans 05:28 Tools
Crowd Banter 01:25 Tools
Computer Nerd 00:00 Tools
Mancow 02:44 Tools
No Apologies (Full CD) 03:00 Tools
Flat Ass/Fat Ass 01:31 Tools
Jim Norton 02:27 Tools
Birds (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 00:59 Tools
Crowd Pig 01:08 Tools
Dice on Smoking 03:58 Tools
The Day The Laughter Died Part 2 10:16 Tools
Joey Big Head 01:51 Tools
Mother And Son 03:36 Tools
The Receptionist 36:16 Tools
Ladies Man 01:50 Tools
Olympic Mania 01:50 Tools
Dice Up The Ass 02:42 Tools
Ya hear 00:54 Tools
Even My Idols Hate Me (feat. Andrew Dice Clay) 02:27 Tools
How Are Ya? (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 01:18 Tools
Dice on Comedy 01:06 Tools
Stone Cunt 00:51 Tools
Muffet Blews 10:58 Tools
Florida Mania 05:13 Tools
Bun Pig 05:13 Tools
Filth CD3 36:16 Tools
Rag Fun 00:51 Tools
Dice Does Rhymes And Poems 04:48 Tools
Monicunt 05:13 Tools
Bush And Ass 03:42 Tools
Cliff McGiver 04:31 Tools
Bird Mania 01:18 Tools
Bongo Pussy 01:18 Tools
While The Cats Away 03:18 Tools
Dice Hates Magicians 00:56 Tools
Sid-In The Toilet 01:27 Tools
Songs - Live at Dangerfield's/1993 07:48 Tools
Dice Is Born 01:27 Tools
Dice About The Penis 01:45 Tools
Birthday Girl's Big Tits 01:24 Tools
K2y-Wife 01:24 Tools
Dice Checks The Frontrow 03:48 Tools
Dice Looses It 01:40 Tools
Phone Sex (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 02:20 Tools
Happy Birthday 01:18 Tools
More Crowd Banter 01:27 Tools
Andrew Dice Clay 13:20 Tools
The Gift (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 01:40 Tools
Yet, More Crowd Banter 00:51 Tools
Dice Looks Tv 02:08 Tools
Dice About Blacks 02:07 Tools
The Dice Man Cometh Intro 02:07 Tools
Flat Ass - Fat Ass 01:20 Tools
Monicunt's Fatter Friend 01:27 Tools
Family Man 02:37 Tools
The Divider (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 02:10 Tools
Big Tit-Pin Tit 03:59 Tools
Flat Ass-Fat Ass 01:21 Tools
Old Buddy 02:24 Tools
Welcome For Dice 01:21 Tools
Dice Explains Bi-Sexual 01:49 Tools
Speedin 01:22 Tools
How Are Ya? (dice rules) 01:22 Tools
Sid/In the Toilet 01:22 Tools
Camel Jockey Mania 01:11 Tools
Female Anatomy (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 03:42 Tools
Margot Mania 02:15 Tools
Dice Cannot Be Nice 04:31 Tools
Dice And His Fat Chick 03:42 Tools
Dice Smokes 03:42 Tools
Dice On Onenightstands 01:42 Tools
Dice Rules 00:50 Tools
Dice In Vegas 00:50 Tools
Kids (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 01:59 Tools
Older, Younger 02:15 Tools
Filthy 01:41 Tools
Personal Delivery Service (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 03:52 Tools
Dice Does Impressions (End) 03:45 Tools
Dice And Doctors 01:20 Tools
What Did She Say 01:14 Tools
Extra President Stuff 00:31 Tools
Dice Revues Little House 00:44 Tools
Coffee Mania 04:36 Tools
Little House Unplugged 00:31 Tools
1990 (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 02:13 Tools
Dice Meets The Parents 02:31 Tools
What If a Chick Gets Pregnant 01:51 Tools
K2Y - China Diner 02:37 Tools
Hoidy Toidy Chicks (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 01:18 Tools
Let Yourself Go - Live At Govenors/1991 02:14 Tools
Laughter vs. Comedy 02:47 Tools
The Day the Laughter Died 00:47 Tools
Mothers, Daughters, & Sisters (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 02:49 Tools
The Dice Man Cometh Outro 02:15 Tools
Dice On Philadelphia 02:15 Tools
Ya Can't Be Nice To Them (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 00:33 Tools
Fat Orgasms 01:38 Tools
The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party 00:44 Tools
dice on monica lewinsky 00:44 Tools
Bound, Tied and Fucked 04:56 Tools
Dirty, Filthy, Nasty 03:06 Tools
Brooklyn Bad Boy - Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990 02:46 Tools
Jerkin' Off (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 01:20 Tools
Pizza (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 01:49 Tools
Milk & Shampoo (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 05:39 Tools
Christmas Presents (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 01:24 Tools
Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe) (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 01:39 Tools
Intro (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 02:42 Tools
The Poem 00:24 Tools
Grocery, Pt. 1 03:06 Tools
Chucky 04:15 Tools
Laughter Vs. Comedy (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 01:07 Tools
Under 2 Minutes (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 03:30 Tools
Ball Bag Mania 03:06 Tools
Dice'S Past (Skits) 04:56 Tools
What'll It Be (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 02:16 Tools
Handicaps, Cripples (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 02:03 Tools
smoking 02:10 Tools
Sid - In The Toilet 03:52 Tools
Big Tit - Pin Tit 03:52 Tools
Opportunity In America (Al Cap 01:18 Tools
Masterbation 02:42 Tools
A+ (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 02:47 Tools
The Best Is Yet to Come 06:40 Tools
You May Be Dancing With Me - Live At Govenors/1991 03:33 Tools
Flat, Fat Mania 00:47 Tools
Rhyme Renditions (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 03:51 Tools
Japs (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 00:41 Tools
Fags 01:39 Tools
Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will 02:42 Tools
Hour Back... Get It? 06:40 Tools
K2Y / Wife 00:47 Tools
cheating & hookers 03:06 Tools
Club 33 (Feat. Snoop Dogg) 01:13 Tools
Women Comics (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 03:20 Tools
While The Cats Away... (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 03:18 Tools
Mother & Son (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 03:37 Tools
Frozen Food (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 01:09 Tools
Club 33 (Reprise) 03:06 Tools
Concave (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 01:07 Tools
A History Lesson (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 02:00 Tools
K2Y - Wife 01:40 Tools
Grocery, Pt. 2 01:13 Tools
The First Blowjob 01:40 Tools
Double Date (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 02:26 Tools
How Are Ya? (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 00:50 Tools
Cigarettes (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 02:16 Tools
Hot Mama (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 02:18 Tools
Gas (Feminine) (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 03:07 Tools
What Did She Say? (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 01:15 Tools
Ball Gag Mania 03:05 Tools
The Day Laughter Died Part 1 Disc 1 52:58 Tools
Walters Mania 01:40 Tools
Dogs & Birds (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 02:49 Tools
The Osmonds (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 04:24 Tools
Something Soft (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 04:45 Tools
Judy (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 03:35 Tools
Turn-On Words (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 00:34 Tools
Deef & Dumb (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 01:34 Tools
Industrial Size (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 00:40 Tools
Don't Move (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 01:05 Tools
The Day Laughter Died 03:42 Tools
The Day That Laughter Died 03:42 Tools
Bodybuilders 01:13 Tools
MORE DIRTY NURSERY RHYMES 01:13 Tools
The Evolution Of Dirty Nursery Rhymes 05:08 Tools
Automatic Pilot (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 01:46 Tools
The Notes (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 00:48 Tools
Hour Back...Get It? (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 06:41 Tools
Action 00:22 Tools
The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party) (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 02:15 Tools
Nursery Rhymes 2000 06:25 Tools
True Stories (Live at Dangerfield's/1989) 00:42 Tools
Hoogin' 00:00 Tools
Club 33 (Feat. Snoop Dogg) (Reprise) 03:15 Tools
Grocery Part 2 00:22 Tools
Ya Hear? (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 00:54 Tools
1989- A Review (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 06:09 Tools
K2Y / China Diner 02:37 Tools
How Are Ya- 01:05 Tools
The Day Laughter Died Part 1 Disc 2 50:40 Tools
Mothers, Daughters And Sisters 02:49 Tools
Big Tit / Pin Tit 03:59 Tools
JAY LENO 00:00 Tools
Sid: In the Toilet 03:38 Tools
Wackbag House Remix 01:18 Tools
How Are Ya? [Album Version] 01:18 Tools
Face Down Ass Up - Complete Album 11:17 Tools
The Wedding (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 04:05 Tools
Dice Gets Creative In Bed (Live At Govenors/1991) 05:08 Tools
Chicks Aren't Funny 00:00 Tools
Sound (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 01:29 Tools
The News (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 00:48 Tools
More Notes (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 02:07 Tools
A Vibrant Beautiful Woman (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 00:36 Tools
The Grocery Store (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 00:32 Tools
Songs (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 07:49 Tools
Black Chicks (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 00:41 Tools
Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will) (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 01:12 Tools
Apartment Life (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 00:50 Tools
Subway Travel (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 01:00 Tools
Grocery Part 1 02:15 Tools
Face Down Ass Up [ Full Set] 02:15 Tools
Women Masturbation 50:40 Tools
Dice On Body Builders 01:59 Tools
Jump for Cock (Jump in the Line) 01:59 Tools
Big Dick Jokes 03:38 Tools
K2Y: Wife 05:08 Tools
Texas [Album Version] 03:05 Tools
Mothers, Dauhters & Sisters 03:05 Tools
First Kiss [Album Version] 02:11 Tools
Tom & The Philippino (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 02:59 Tools
Pink Dot (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 01:54 Tools
My First Concert (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 02:09 Tools
Dice Talks To The Salesmen (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:00 Tools
The Day Laughter Died - Part II 06:41 Tools
People Are Pricks (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 01:30 Tools
Dice Goes To The Mall (Live At Govenors/1991) 03:35 Tools
Debbie Duz Everything (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 03:00 Tools
Filthy In Bed (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 01:39 Tools
China Man 03:15 Tools
Bad Press (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990) 01:10 Tools
Chinese 01:00 Tools
Gas 01:00 Tools
Deep & Dumb 03:59 Tools
Speeding 03:59 Tools
The Day Laughter Died Part 2 09:47 Tools
2 Mother Goose 01:00 Tools
Deaf & Dumb 01:00 Tools
What If a Chick Gets Pregnant... 01:48 Tools
Flat Ass / Fat Ass 01:20 Tools
Dice And Truckdrivers 00:22 Tools
Walter's Mania 04:00 Tools
Andrew Dice Clay - The First Blow-Job 01:20 Tools
Dice The Advocate (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:20 Tools
Holiday Season [Album Version] 01:51 Tools
Andrew Dice Clay - Dirty Nursery Rhymes 07:48 Tools
Rice (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 01:19 Tools
Critics (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 03:22 Tools
The Argument (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 05:31 Tools
Under 2 Minuts 05:08 Tools
40 Too Long (Disc 1) 01:51 Tools
Film & Video (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 01:46 Tools
Bachelorette Party (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 04:15 Tools
3 Beautiful Dates (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 03:52 Tools
The Tree [Album Version] 01:22 Tools
Brooklyn Bad Boy (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 02:46 Tools
Dice Has Random Thoughts (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:38 Tools
Dice's Checklist (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:41 Tools
Chinese Restaurant (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 01:50 Tools
Bambi (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 02:42 Tools
The Valentine's Day Massacre 1 of 6 00:00 Tools
Smokin' For Your Health (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 00:37 Tools
The First Blow-Job (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 00:50 Tools
Dice Just Says No Leno (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:48 Tools
Backwards (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 01:48 Tools
What If The Chick Gets Pregnan 01:00 Tools
Hard On's 03:59 Tools
Questions From The Audience 03:59 Tools
Fish Tank 00:28 Tools
My Best Friends Girl Friend 03:20 Tools
Mother Goose ['A Gangsta's Fairytale'] 03:26 Tools
K2Y: China Diner 03:18 Tools
Multiple Sclerosis 00:26 Tools
Filth 00:28 Tools
The Gift [Album Version] 01:40 Tools
What If The Chick Gets Pregnant.... [Album Version] 02:49 Tools
Dice Knows When To Say When (Live At Govenors/1991) 03:18 Tools
Mad Max (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 03:18 Tools
Wife Tells All (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 01:55 Tools
Dice On Orgasms (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:40 Tools
Dice Buys A Suit (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:40 Tools
Dice On Disasters (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:40 Tools
Dice On Lasting Relationships (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:40 Tools
Dice Stops For Gas (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:40 Tools
Dice On Redheads (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:41 Tools
Dice On Nutrition (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:38 Tools
Games (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 01:05 Tools
Chinks (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 02:48 Tools
Hour Back . . Get It 02:46 Tools
The Contractor (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 02:21 Tools
Bachlesette Party 01:48 Tools
Golden Age Of Television 01:51 Tools
Andrew Dice Clay - Cops 01:51 Tools
Sucking Dick 02:47 Tools
Ford Fairlane 02:47 Tools
Grocery, Part 1 01:19 Tools
Dice Does It Like This 01:39 Tools
Andrew Dice Clay- How To End a Relationship 03:37 Tools
Hour Back... Get It? (Live At Dangerfield's/1989) 03:37 Tools
Hour Back...Get It 03:37 Tools
Frozen Food [Album Version] 03:37 Tools
The Diceman Cometh (Full Album) 01:46 Tools
Andrew Dice Clay - 40 Too Long LP (Side Two) 04:45 Tools
No Poems (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 02:49 Tools
Personal Delivery Service [Album Version] 03:33 Tools
Surprise (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 02:49 Tools
Places To Meet Chicks [Album Version] 03:06 Tools
"What A Mess" (Live At Govenors/1991) 03:06 Tools
Dice On Complaints (Live At Govenors/1991) 03:06 Tools
Greeting Cards (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 03:06 Tools
Jerkin' Off [Album Version] 02:31 Tools
Sealed With A Kiss (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 02:31 Tools
Dice Learns To Mambo (Live At Govenors/1991) 03:33 Tools
Dice On Bodybuilders (Live At Govenors/1991) 03:33 Tools
Woman's World (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990) 03:33 Tools
Female Anatomy [Album Version] 03:42 Tools
Wackbag House (remix) 03:42 Tools
Immigrants 03:42 Tools
Under 2 Minutes [Album Version] 03:29 Tools
How Are Ya 03:29 Tools
The Day The Laughter Died Part II 03:42 Tools
The Day the Laughter Died (Disc 1) 01:48 Tools
Kids [Album Version] 03:29 Tools
Hour Back...Get It? [Album Version] 03:29 Tools
President O 03:29 Tools
Laughter Vs. Comedy [Album Version] 03:29 Tools
Indestructible 03:29 Tools
3 Beautiful Dates [Album Version] 03:51 Tools
Milk & Shampoo [Album Version] 00:28 Tools
I aint got you 00:28 Tools
Opportunity in America 01:39 Tools
Handicaps, Cripples [Album Version] 01:39 Tools
Concave [Album Version] 01:39 Tools
Andrew Dice Clay - No Apologies (full CD) 02:49 Tools
Pizza [Album Version] 01:19 Tools
Andrew Dice Clay - Comedy - Face Down Ass Up - Complete Album 01:19 Tools
Dice Rewrites History (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:19 Tools
Dice Greeting Cards (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:19 Tools
Talk To 'Em (Live at Dangerfield's/1993) 01:19 Tools
Dice At The Drive Thru (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:19 Tools
Dice Does It Like Dis (Live At Govenors/1991) 01:19 Tools
Sid / In The Toilet 02:31 Tools
Dice Vs. PeeWee (Live At Govenors/1991) 02:31 Tools
The Divider [Album Version] 01:13 Tools
Drive Thru 01:13 Tools
Wife Tell All 01:13 Tools
Talk To Her 01:13 Tools
The Driveway 01:19 Tools
Ya Hear- 02:21 Tools
Camle Jockey Mania 02:21 Tools
Dice at the Drive-thru 02:21 Tools
First Blow-Job 02:21 Tools
Kwest's Theme Song 02:21 Tools
Andrew Dice Clay - Pussy Farts 02:21 Tools
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Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built upon misogyny, homophobia and Italian macho stereotypes that shocked middle class America. The routine was all proclaimed to be nothing more than an act(similar to Larry the Cable Guy or Andy Kaufman's Tony Clifton) by Andrew Clay when he dropped the "Diceman" alter ego around 2000, but he found little success outside his Dice character and returned to the comedy circuit for the new millenium. He was ranked the 95th best comedian of all-time by Comedy Central. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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