Robert Schimmel

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Dick Wigs 02:26 Tools
Condom in a Swimming Pool 03:59 Tools
Non Hogkins Lymphoma 01:08 Tools
Introduction 01:15 Tools
Chemotherapy 02:12 Tools
Beating the Odds 02:50 Tools
Go Lightly 02:54 Tools
The AVN Awards 05:18 Tools
One Ball 03:22 Tools
Bargaining With God 02:06 Tools
Irresponsible Father 04:02 Tools
Rollercoaster Hell 04:02 Tools
17 Year Old 04:50 Tools
Swimming With a Dolphin 02:45 Tools
Siegfried and Roy 03:25 Tools
Adventures in Maui 05:15 Tools
Dancing in the Rain 02:57 Tools
A Slide Show 03:27 Tools
My Daughter's Computer (Spoken Word) (Album Version) 04:44 Tools
Fake Breasts (Spoken Word) (Album Version) 01:43 Tools
Theme Parks (Spoken Word) (Album Version) 05:33 Tools
Talking During Sex (Spoken Word) (Album Version) 09:13 Tools
Hotels 01:20 Tools
The Gym Continued (Spoken Word) (Album Version) 03:10 Tools
I'm Not Homophobic 02:28 Tools
Airlines 04:06 Tools
Premature Ejaculation (Spoken Word) (Album Version) 09:58 Tools
Weird TV Commercials 15:28 Tools
Commuter Planes (Spoken Word) (Album Version) 04:57 Tools
Love/Marriage/Sexual Dysfunction/Adult Toys 16:48 Tools
Fart and Shit Jokes 05:45 Tools
Sigmoidoscopy (Spoken Word) (Album Version) 05:45 Tools
17 Year Old [Explicit] 04:51 Tools
Theme Parks 05:36 Tools
The Gym 04:46 Tools
My Daughter 07:04 Tools
My Daughter's Boyfriend 04:35 Tools
Commuter Planes 05:00 Tools
Premature Ejaculation 10:03 Tools
Hello Kalamazoo 04:24 Tools
Sperm Bank 04:16 Tools
The Gym Continued 03:13 Tools
America Online 06:08 Tools
Talking During Sex 09:17 Tools
Fake Breasts 01:45 Tools
My Daughter's Computer 04:47 Tools
Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit - Spoken Word 04:13 Tools
My Daughter's Boyfriend (Spoken Word) (Album Version) 04:32 Tools
Heart Attack 13:14 Tools
Sigmoidoscopy 05:35 Tools
Crank Yankers 02:34 Tools
The Unhappiest Place on Earth 02:55 Tools
Porn-o-rama 05:21 Tools
Juggling One Ball 05:22 Tools
Sea World/Santa At The Mall/Demi Moore 04:20 Tools
From Wet Dreams to Socks 03:01 Tools
I'm So Good in Bed 03:37 Tools
Pharmacopeia 02:06 Tools
Sex And Your Heart Attack! 15:03 Tools
Heart Attack (Spoken Word) (Album Version) 13:09 Tools
Female Fantasies 02:40 Tools
Hello Kalamazoo - Spoken Word Album Version 04:39 Tools
The Electric Chair 04:39 Tools
Hotels: Non-Smoking Rooms/Turn-Down Service 01:20 Tools
If you buy my CD 02:24 Tools
Love Is Blind (It Will Blow Your Mind) 04:22 Tools
Taking The "Fun" Out Of Funerals 00:00 Tools
Introduction: Horse Farts/Car-Jacking/Blowing the Body Shop Guy 02:57 Tools
Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/Dogs 07:08 Tools
Theme Parks - Spoken Word 05:35 Tools
My Butt, the Balloon & a Glass of Milk 05:03 Tools
A Hunk-a Hunk-a Burning Sex Talk 11:27 Tools
Airlines: Safety Instructions/How to Handle a Hungry Shark/Phone Crash 04:07 Tools
The End? 04:41 Tools
Hello Kalamazoo (Spoken Word) (Album Version) 04:21 Tools
Fake Breasts - Spoken Word 01:44 Tools
Unprotected (Full Album) 00:00 Tools
Theme Parks - Spoken Word Album Version 04:41 Tools
Premature Ejaculation - Spoken Word 10:02 Tools
Fake Breasts - Spoken Word Album Version 04:41 Tools
Premature Ejaculation - Spoken Word Album Version 04:41 Tools
Hello Kalamazoo - Spoken Word 04:22 Tools
Fart and Shit Jokes: Emergency Room/Diapers/Dad's Business Meeting 05:45 Tools
I'm Not Homophobic: Professional Wrestling/Me Vs. Mike Tyson/Come Suck- 02:28 Tools
Commuter Planes - Spoken Word Album Version 04:58 Tools
Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit 04:13 Tools
17 Years Old 04:51 Tools
Weird TV Commercials: Time-Life Books/Ultra Slimfast/Anusol (Popsicle U 15:28 Tools
The Gym Continued - Spoken Word Album Version 10:02 Tools
My Daughter's Boyfriend - Spoken Word 04:34 Tools
My Daughter's Boyfriend - Spoken Word Album Version 04:13 Tools
Heart Attack - Spoken Word Album Version 04:13 Tools
Commuter Planes - Spoken Word 04:59 Tools
Fake Breasts - Spoken Word Album Version 01:44 Tools
The Gym Continued - Spoken Word 03:11 Tools
Talking During Sex - Spoken Word Album Version 04:34 Tools
Heart Attack - Spoken Word 13:13 Tools
Hello Kalamazoo - Spoken Word Album Version 04:22 Tools
If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Uncensored) 02:23 Tools
Talking During Sex - Spoken Word 09:16 Tools
My Daughter's Computer - Spoken Word Album Version 02:23 Tools
The Gym - Spoken Word 05:26 Tools
Premature Ejaculation - Spoken Word Album Version 10:02 Tools
Unprotected 00:00 Tools
Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/ Dogs - Spoken Word 07:09 Tools
Theme Parks - Spoken Word Album Version 05:35 Tools
Sigmoidoscopy - Spoken Word Album Version 05:35 Tools
My Daughter - Spoken Word 07:05 Tools
Sea World/Santa At The Mall/Demi Moore - Spoken Word 04:21 Tools
My Daughter's Computer - Spoken Word 04:46 Tools
Heart Attack - Spoken Word Album Version 13:13 Tools
The Gym - Spoken Word Album Version 03:11 Tools
The Gym Continued - Spoken Word Album Version 03:11 Tools
Commuter Planes - Spoken Word Album Version 04:59 Tools
Sigmoidoscopy - Spoken Word 05:36 Tools
If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car (Censored) 04:59 Tools
America Online - Spoken Word 06:09 Tools
Sperm Bank - Spoken Word 04:16 Tools
My Daughter - Spoken Word Album Version 05:26 Tools
Talking During Sex - Spoken Word Album Version 09:16 Tools
Rental Car Insurance 00:00 Tools
Sea World/Santa At The Mall/Demi Moore - Spoken Word Album Version 00:00 Tools
Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/ Dogs - Spoken Word Album Version 00:00 Tools
Sea World 00:00 Tools
My Daughter's Boyfriend - Spoken Word Album Version 04:34 Tools
Sex And Your Heart Attack - Spoken Word 15:04 Tools
If You Buy This Cd, I Can Get This Car - Uncensored Music 02:23 Tools
If you Buy This CD, I Can Get 02:23 Tools
America Online - Spoken Word Album Version 02:23 Tools
Sperm Bank - Spoken Word Album Version 05:36 Tools
An Irresponsible Father 04:04 Tools
Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack 04:04 Tools
Love Is Blind - It Will Blow Your Mind Album Version 07:05 Tools
My Daughter's Computer - Spoken Word Album Version 04:46 Tools
The Gym - Spoken Word Album Version 05:26 Tools
Porno Awards-Hollywood Bullshit 04:15 Tools
Sex And Your Heart Attack - Spoken Word Album Version 04:15 Tools
Sigmoidoscopy - Spoken Word Album Version 05:36 Tools
Love / Marriage / Sexual Dysfunction / Adult Toys 04:04 Tools
Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit - Spoken Word Album Version 05:36 Tools
Siegfried & Roy 03:25 Tools
Awards Etc 00:00 Tools
If You Buy My CD I Can Get Me a Porsche 00:00 Tools
Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma 01:07 Tools
Prison Love 00:00 Tools
Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/ Dogs - Spoken Word Album Version 07:09 Tools
Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack - Music/Spoken Word 04:05 Tools
A Slideshow 03:26 Tools
Sea World/Santa At The Mall/Demi Moore - Spoken Word Album Version 04:21 Tools
I'm So Good In Bed - Music 03:19 Tools
Porno Awards / Hollywood Bullshit 04:13 Tools
Chemotherapy / Bargaining With God 00:30 Tools
My Daughter - Spoken Word Album Version 07:05 Tools
Taking the fun out of funerals 04:04 Tools
My Daughter (Spoken Word) 07:04 Tools
Sex And Your Heart Attack - Spoken Word Album Version 15:04 Tools
Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit - Spoken Word Album Version 04:13 Tools
If You Buy This Cd, I Can Get This Car - Censored Music 02:26 Tools
Love Is Blind - It Will Blow Your Mind 04:24 Tools
Sperm Bank - Spoken Word Album Version 04:16 Tools
If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car 03:26 Tools
Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit (Spoken Word) 04:13 Tools
If you buy my CD, i can get.. 07:04 Tools
Porno Awards 04:13 Tools
America Online - Spoken Word Album Version 06:09 Tools
Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/ Dogs (Spoken Word) 07:08 Tools
Sperm Bank (Spoken Word) 04:15 Tools
Sea World/Santa At The Mall/Demi Moore (Spoken Word) 04:20 Tools
End Credits 01:15 Tools
Intro 00:00 Tools
Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack - Music/Spoken Word Album Version 00:00 Tools
America Online (Spoken Word) 06:08 Tools
a hunka hunka burning sex talk 04:20 Tools
The Gym (Spoken Word) 05:25 Tools
If You Buy This Cd, I Can Get This Car - Uncensored Music Album Version 04:15 Tools
Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack - Music/Spoken Word Album Version 04:05 Tools
Prison Love / I Wanna Fuck You / Jack Shack 04:05 Tools
Love Is Blind - It Will Blow Your Mind Album Version 04:24 Tools
I'm Not Homophobic: Professional Wrestling/Me Vs. Mike Tyson/Come ... 02:28 Tools
Sea World-Santa At The Mall-Demi Moore 02:28 Tools
If You Buy This Cd, I Can Get This Car - Censored Music Album Version 02:28 Tools
Weird TV Commercials: Time-Life Books/Ultra Slimfast/Anusol ... 15:28 Tools
Introduction: Horse Farts / Car-Jacking / Blowing The Body Shop Guy 02:28 Tools
If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car [Uncensored] 02:28 Tools
Feminine Hygiene 00:00 Tools
Porno Awards / Hollywood Bullsh*t 02:28 Tools
I'm So Good In Bed - Music Album Version 02:28 Tools
If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car [Censored] 00:00 Tools
Theme Parks (Spoken Word) 00:00 Tools
If You Buy This Cd, I Can Get This Car - Uncensored Music Album Version 02:23 Tools
Chemotherapy (Live) 02:12 Tools
Swimming With a Dolphin (Live) 03:19 Tools
I'm So Good In Bed - Music Album Version 03:19 Tools
Prison Love / I Wanna F*ck You / Jack Shack 04:04 Tools
I'm Not Homophobic: Professional Wrestling / Me Vs. Mike Tyson / Camp Suck-A-Wammie 04:04 Tools
If You Buy This Cd, I Can Get This Car - Censored Music Album Version 02:26 Tools
One Ball (Live) 02:26 Tools
Non Hogkins Lymphoma (Live) 15:28 Tools
Dick Wigs (Live) 15:28 Tools
Irresponsible Father (Live) 15:28 Tools
17 Year Old (Live) 15:28 Tools
If You Buy This Cd I Can Get This Car 15:28 Tools
If you buy my CD, I can get... 15:28 Tools
I'm So Good In Bed (Acoustic) 15:28 Tools
Rollercoaster Hell (Live) 15:28 Tools
Adventures In Maui (Live) 15:28 Tools
The AVN Awards (Live) 15:28 Tools
Bargaining With God (Live) 15:28 Tools
Siegfried and Roy (Live) 15:28 Tools
Beating the Odds (Live) 15:28 Tools
Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack (Music/Spoken Word) 15:28 Tools
Sex And Your Heart Attack (Spoken Word) 15:03 Tools
Love-Marriage-Sexual Dysfunction-Adult Toys- Premature Ejaculation 15:28 Tools
Rental Car Insurance/Richie Va 15:28 Tools
Condom In a Swimming Pool (Live) 15:28 Tools
Introduction (Live) 15:28 Tools
Hemorrhoids (Jfl 1996) 00:00 Tools
The Electric Chairs 07:08 Tools
The End 15:28 Tools
Doctor Visits 00:00 Tools
Drug Hotline 00:00 Tools
Sigmoidoscopy (Jfl 1996) 00:00 Tools
Sexual Dysfunction 15:28 Tools
Rental Car Insurance-Richie Valens' Plane-Airline Security-Dogs 07:08 Tools
Movies 00:00 Tools
Phone Sex 00:00 Tools
The Back Door 00:00 Tools
Porno Awards / Hollywood Bullshit - Spoken Word 00:00 Tools
Comes Clean 00:00 Tools
If You Buy My CD(censored) 15:28 Tools
A Slide Show (Live) 00:00 Tools
30 Million Dollars (Jfl 1993) 01:20 Tools
Swimming With A Dolphin / Siegfried And Roy 00:00 Tools
Go Lightly (Live) 02:23 Tools
My Daughter's Boyfriend (Spoken Word) 00:00 Tools
Dancing In the Rain (Live) 00:00 Tools
Airlines: Safety Instructions/How to Handle a Hungry Shark/Plane Crash Victims 00:00 Tools
Plane Crash, Confession (Jfl 1993) 01:20 Tools
Sex Jokes 00:00 Tools
If You Buy This Cd, I Can Get This Car (Censored) (Music) 00:00 Tools
Talking During Sex (Spoken Word) 00:00 Tools
Porno Awards/Hollywood B******t 00:00 Tools
If You Buy This Cd, I Can Get This Car - Music 00:00 Tools
If You Buy My Cd(Uncensored Version) 02:23 Tools
Rental Car Insurance / Richie Valens' Plane / Airline Security / Dogs - Spoken Word 02:23 Tools
Juggling 1 Ball 00:00 Tools
Weird TV Commercials: Time-Life Books / Ultra Slimfast / Anusol (Popsicle Up The Ass) / Feminine Hy 00:00 Tools
Sea World Santa Demi Moore 02:28 Tools
Robert Schimmel - If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car 00:00 Tools
Love Is Blind 00:00 Tools
One Ball / Non Hogkins Lymphoma 02:49 Tools
Sex And Heart Attacks 02:28 Tools
fire alarms 02:28 Tools
animal necrophilia 01:41 Tools
String Of Beads 00:00 Tools
blow job 02:49 Tools
Life Since Then 58:36 Tools
Mike Tyson Blow Job 02:28 Tools
Rental Car Insurance / Richie Valens' Plane / Airline Security / Dogs 00:00 Tools
Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/ Dogs 01:20 Tools
30 Million (Jfl 1993) 01:20 Tools
I'm So Good In Bed (Music) 01:20 Tools
Robert Schimmel Interview 02:28 Tools
I'm Not Homophobic: Professional Wrestling/Me Vs. Mike Tyson/Camp Suck-A-Wammie 02:28 Tools
AOL 02:28 Tools
Introduction [Explicit] 02:49 Tools
Pets 00:00 Tools
The Other Way 02:49 Tools
Love - Marriage - Sexual Dysfu 02:49 Tools
Hello Kalamazoo (Spoken Word) 02:49 Tools
If You Buy This Cd, I Can Get This Car (Uncensored)(Music) 02:58 Tools
Rental Cars Airline Security 01:20 Tools
Weird TV Commercials pt.01 02:28 Tools
Weird TV Adds 02:49 Tools
Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshi 02:49 Tools
Commercials 00:00 Tools
Las Vegas 00:00 Tools
Tyson/Holifield 00:00 Tools
Shark Attack 00:00 Tools
Plane Crashes 01:33 Tools
Sea World / Santa at the Mall / Demi Moore - Spoken Word 01:33 Tools
Love-Marriage-Sexual Dysfunction-Adult Toys 16:48 Tools
Reserection 16:48 Tools
No Smoking 01:20 Tools
sex and your heart attack 02:58 Tools
Losing Your Hair 01:20 Tools
Non-Hogkins Lymphoma 01:33 Tools
If You Buy Uncensored 01:33 Tools
Sea World - Santa at the Mall - Demi Moore 01:20 Tools
Fart And S**t Jokes 01:20 Tools
Airlines: Safety Instructions/How to... 01:20 Tools
Comedy Album - Unprotected 01:20 Tools
Hotels: Non-Smoking Rooms/Turn-Down... 01:20 Tools
If You Buy My CD(uncensored) 01:20 Tools
My Butt the balloons and a gla 01:20 Tools
Adventures in Maui [Explicit] 05:16 Tools
Irresponsible Father [Explicit] 04:03 Tools
Condom in a Swimming Pool [Explicit] 04:00 Tools
17 Years Old [Explicit] 04:00 Tools
Swimming with a Dolphin [Explicit] 02:46 Tools
Sex 00:00 Tools
Prison Love / I Wanna F*** You / Jack Shack - Music / Spoken Word 00:00 Tools
Sex Toys 04:10 Tools
Buy My Cd (Uncensored) 04:10 Tools
if you buy this CD (censure) 01:33 Tools
Burning Asshole (Jfl 1996) 01:33 Tools
Dick Wings 01:33 Tools
Love Marriage Adult Toys 01:33 Tools
I'm So Cool 01:33 Tools
Premature Ejaculation (Spoken Word) 01:33 Tools
Introduction: Horse Farts/Car-Jacking... 01:33 Tools
Advertise and Hemorrhoids 01:33 Tools
Hotels: Non-Smoking Rooms / Turn-Down Service 01:33 Tools
Sea World/Santa at the Mall/De 01:33 Tools
Siegfried and Roy [Explicit] 03:26 Tools
Rollercoaster Hell [Explicit] 04:03 Tools
Go Lightly [Explicit] 02:55 Tools
Chemotherapy [Explicit] 02:12 Tools
Bargaining with God [Explicit] 02:07 Tools
Non Hogkins Lymphoma [Explicit] 01:08 Tools
Dick Wigs [Explicit] 02:27 Tools
One Ball [Explicit] 03:23 Tools
Beating the Odds [Explicit] 02:51 Tools
Dancing in the Rain [Explicit] 02:58 Tools
Commuter Planes (Spoken Word) 02:58 Tools
Prison Love-I Wanna F--- You-Jack Shack 02:58 Tools
Condomes and Penis Enlargement 02:58 Tools
Cyber Sex 02:58 Tools
Rental Car Insurance-Richie Valen's Plane-Airline Security-Dogs 02:58 Tools
Juggling One Bale 02:58 Tools
Fake Breasts (Spoken Word) 02:58 Tools
Love Is Blind (It Will Blow Yo 02:58 Tools
My Daughter's Computer (Spoken Word) 02:58 Tools
Airlines: Safety Instructions / How To Handle A Hungry Shark / Plane Crash Victims 02:58 Tools
Heart Attack pt.03 02:58 Tools
Fart and Shit Jokes: Emergency Room... 02:58 Tools
If You Buy This CD (Uncensored) 02:58 Tools
Prison Love/I Wanna Fuck You/Jack Shack 02:58 Tools
Love/Marriage/Sexual Dysfunction/Adult... 02:58 Tools
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Robert George "Bob" Schimmel (January 16, 1950 – September 3, 2010) was an American stand-up comedian whose material was often X-rated and controversial. He was perhaps best known for his comedy albums and his appearances on HBO and The Howard Stern Show. Schimmel is number 76 on the 2004 program Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups Of All Time. Early Life and Career Schimmel was born in the Bronx, New York City, the son of Betty and Otto Schimmel, Jewish survivors of the Holocaust. He was voted class clown during high school and was in the United States Air Force for one year during the Vietnam War. A resident of Scottsdale, Arizona, his career began when, at the urging of his sister, he performed at a comedy club's open-mic night. A club owner in Los Angeles offered to make him a regular, but when Schimmel moved there he found that the club had burned down. Undaunted, and with some help from Rodney Dangerfield, who invited him to perform on his HBO Young Comedians Special, Schimmel began making a name for himself. He wrote material for In Living Color and for comedians such as Yakov Smirnoff and Jimmie Walker. Schimmel married his first wife, Vicki, in 1977, and they had four children together. Their son Derek died from cancer at the age of 11. Schimmel later divorced and remarried, having two sons with his second wife, Melissa. Comedic Style Schimmel cited Lenny Bruce as his all-time comedy hero. Schimmel incorporated many aspects of his personal life into his act, even his cancer and the death of his son. In one signature bit, Schimmel joked about making obscene suggestions to a lady from the Make-a-Wish Foundation. His act was described as raunchy and sexually explicit, which he claimed as the reason he never appeared on network television. He said his inappropriate comments on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and The Hollywood Squares got him disinvited, though he later returned to O'Brien's program. However, his edgy style made him a hit on The Howard Stern Show. Personal Life In 1998, Schimmel suffered a heart attack. In June 2000, he was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma. His treatments included chemotherapy and required long stays in the hospital. Schimmel's cancer went into remission, resulting in his decision to return to his wife Vicki, from whom he had been separated. Schimmel reunited with his soon-to-be second wife, Melissa, to whom he had been previously introduced by his daughter, Jessica, which led to the conception of their child. Schimmel divorced Vicki and married Melissa shortly thereafter. Schimmel was arrested in Calabasas, California on May 2, 2009 as a result of an alleged confrontation between himself and his wife Melissa. The district attorney eventually declined to press charges, citing insufficient evidence. On May 8, 2009, Melissa Schimmel filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. During an interview on The Howard Stern Show on January 28, 2010, Schimmel announced that he contracted cirrhosis as a result of a hepatitis C infection from a blood transfusion that he received while in the Air Force. His cirrhosis had progressed to the point that he was working to be added to the waiting list for a donated liver. Death On August 26, 2010, Schimmel was a passenger in a car driven by his 19-year-old daughter, Aliyah, when the car flipped onto its side before coming to a stop in the shoulder of the Loop 101 freeway in Scottsdale. Schimmel was hospitalized in serious condition, while Aliyah was hospitalized in stable condition. Schimmel’s son Jacob, also in the car at the time, was not injured. On September 3, 2010, Schimmel died of his injuries. He is interred at the Paradise Memorial Gardens in Scottsdale, Arizona. Works -Albums Comes Clean, Warner Bros. Records, 1996. If You Buy this CD, I Can Get this Car, Warner Bros. Records, 1998. Unprotected, Warner Bros. Records, 1999. Reserection, Warner Bros. Records, 2004. Life Since Then, Image Entertainment, 2009. -Book Cancer on Five Dollars a Day* (*chemo not included): How Humor Got Me Through the Toughest Journey of My Life. Da Capo Press, 2008 Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.