Christopher Titus

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Our President (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 01:25 Tools
These Countries That Hate Us (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 01:37 Tools
Our Troops (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 01:38 Tools
My Dad (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 00:36 Tools
The Birth (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 02:57 Tools
Spouse-icide (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 03:24 Tools
Sergeant Pepper (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 05:09 Tools
The World (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 03:55 Tools
Kill Titus (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 00:36 Tools
September 11th, 2001 (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 02:36 Tools
Too Smart (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 01:41 Tools
English Batman (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 03:04 Tools
Dad's Last Wish (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 02:20 Tools
I Suck As A Parent (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 04:53 Tools
The Impala Incident (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 01:59 Tools
The Throwing Incident (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 02:12 Tools
August 25th, 2001 (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 04:24 Tools
New Year's Dinner (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 03:18 Tools
The Sweater Incident (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 03:43 Tools
My Father's Funeral And The Casino Incident (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 08:37 Tools
My Dad, My Daughter, and Tupac (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 03:08 Tools
Mideast Women (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 02:31 Tools
Space Shuttle (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 02:37 Tools
Baby Doctor Mengele (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 02:51 Tools
The Garage Incident (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 02:32 Tools
Step Up (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 04:04 Tools
Pedophile Crucifixions (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 06:47 Tools
The Driving Incident (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 03:00 Tools
Whitey (The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour) 08:17 Tools
10 Year Bender 07:17 Tools
If You've Never Thought Of Suicide 04:58 Tools
Terrorism Is Over 03:44 Tools
Normal Vs. Screwed Up 01:41 Tools
Blacker President 07:50 Tools
Boob Job 03:26 Tools
63% 02:33 Tools
Inner Idiot 03:02 Tools
Neverlution 02:35 Tools
Mom And Dad 04:17 Tools
Mental 02:42 Tools
Wait, Wait, Wait 03:53 Tools
It Doesn't Work 02:35 Tools
Bon Fire 08:30 Tools
Fist Fight 02:45 Tools
Conceived 03:51 Tools
Bad Kid 02:25 Tools
Check Point 05:17 Tools
Love 03:21 Tools
Anti-Dad 02:24 Tools
Brilliant Douchebag 04:14 Tools
Late Term 05:21 Tools
Crazy Makes You Crazy 05:34 Tools
Last Husband 06:10 Tools
Jealousy And The Mall 05:03 Tools
My Side Of The Story 06:34 Tools
The Terrorist Demo 03:08 Tools
Dad 03:08 Tools
The Divorce 03:55 Tools
Her Dad 07:10 Tools
God's Will 04:26 Tools
The DMV Incident 03:52 Tools
Last Girlfriend 14:41 Tools
The Supermarket Incident 05:47 Tools
Desire to Kill 03:08 Tools
The Loser Trophy 13:11 Tools
What Men Hate 05:25 Tools
Our First Date 03:22 Tools
Kids 00:44 Tools
Insanity Genetic 08:30 Tools
My Wife 10:42 Tools
Damage 06:56 Tools
August 25th, 2001 04:25 Tools
Husky 06:38 Tools
The World 03:56 Tools
The Ceiling Fan Incident 04:23 Tools
The Tightie Whitey Incident 04:18 Tools
The New Love 08:17 Tools
Step Up 04:05 Tools
Tough Love 06:49 Tools
The Seminar Incident 06:37 Tools
Sergeant Pepper 05:10 Tools
Two Hour Revolution 03:58 Tools
The Driving Incident 03:01 Tools
The Birth 02:58 Tools
New Pope Smell 03:08 Tools
Baby Doctor Mengele 02:52 Tools
Text Nation 03:17 Tools
Too Smart 01:41 Tools
Drug Nation 08:53 Tools
Kill Titus 02:00 Tools
The Sweater Incident 03:44 Tools
Space Shuttle 02:38 Tools
Our President 01:25 Tools
Spouse-Icide 03:25 Tools
New Year's Dinner 03:19 Tools
U.S. Of American Idol 04:55 Tools
Whitey 08:19 Tools
I Suck As A Parent 04:54 Tools
Leave 03:21 Tools
The Garage Incident 02:32 Tools
English Batman 03:04 Tools
The Throwing Incident 02:12 Tools
The Impala Incident 01:59 Tools
These Countries That Hate Us 01:37 Tools
Neverlutionary 06:50 Tools
Mideast Women 02:32 Tools
Even Worse Incidents 07:02 Tools
Dad's Last Wish 02:20 Tools
Our Troops 01:39 Tools
My Dad 00:36 Tools
September 11, 2001 02:37 Tools
Pedophile Crucifixions 06:49 Tools
Armageddon Day 06:24 Tools
My Father's Funeral & The Casino Incident 08:39 Tools
My Dad, My Daughter, & Tupac 03:08 Tools
The Word Retard 03:08 Tools
Brick O Dildos 03:08 Tools
Church of the Epic Fail 03:08 Tools
Water Skiing 03:08 Tools
I Was a Teenage Darth Vader 03:08 Tools
Sweet Willy's 03:08 Tools
What Are You Looking At? 03:08 Tools
The Viper Incident 03:08 Tools
I Killed a Baby 03:08 Tools
The Karate Incident 03:08 Tools
The Tako Incident 03:08 Tools
$30 Million Fail 03:08 Tools
Bruce Who? 03:08 Tools
Apex Predator 02:07 Tools
Chicken 02:07 Tools
My Kids' School 02:07 Tools
Arm The Children 02:07 Tools
August 25th, 2001 - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 03:08 Tools
Gun Conspiracy 02:07 Tools
The Birth - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 03:08 Tools
Baby Doctor Mengele - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 03:08 Tools
Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding 02:07 Tools
How Life Goes 02:07 Tools
Our President - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
The ED Incident 07:02 Tools
Kill Titus - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
Too Smart - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
Spouse-icide - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
The World - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
Space Shuttle - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
Be Happy Even 07:02 Tools
Whitey - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
Step Up - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
When I Die 03:36 Tools
English Batman - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
These Countries That Hate Us - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
The Throwing Incident - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
The Garage Incident - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
I Suck As A Parent - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
Born With A Defect 03:36 Tools
The Driving Incident - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
September 11th, 2001 - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
Mideast Women - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
Pedophile Crucifixions - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
The Sweater Incident - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
Our Troops - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
That Smell 03:36 Tools
Sergeant Pepper - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
New Year's Dinner - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
The Bug Spray Incident 02:30 Tools
Dad's Last Wish - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
My Dad - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
I am Father 02:58 Tools
They Are Diseased 00:30 Tools
The Impala Incident - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
My Father's Funeral And The Casino Incident - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
My Dad, My Daughter, and Tupac - The Fifth Annual End Of The World Tour 02:07 Tools
The Pants Incident 02:00 Tools
Owning a Human 02:00 Tools
Lambo Life 02:00 Tools
Even Worse Stories 07:02 Tools
Dont Risk It 00:30 Tools
These Countries That Hate Us / Our Troops / English Batman 03:36 Tools
Why Are Black People Mad Daddy 02:45 Tools
Killing Dad 05:01 Tools
The Rose Incident 00:30 Tools
The Garage Incident / The Throwing Incident 02:30 Tools
My Kid Got The Cops Called On Me 02:37 Tools
Too Smart / Spouse-Icide 00:00 Tools
Normal Vs. Screwed Up / Wait, Wait, Wait 00:30 Tools
The Birth / Baby Doctor Mengele 02:58 Tools
Anti-Dad / Dad 03:02 Tools
P*******e Crucifixions 03:36 Tools
63% / Mental 05:15 Tools
Kill Titus / Our President / Space Shuttle 02:00 Tools
Drug Nation (Part 2) 00:30 Tools
My Dad / The Impala Incident / Dad's Last Wish 04:37 Tools
Last Girlfriend (Part 1) 00:30 Tools
My Father's Funeral & The Casino Incident (Part 2) 04:25 Tools
Fist Fight / Bad Kid 02:45 Tools
Love is Evol 23:57 Tools
Love Is If You've Never Thought Of Suicide 04:59 Tools
I S**k As a Parent 04:54 Tools
The Loser Trophy (Part 2) 00:30 Tools
Whitey (Part 2) 05:01 Tools
Drug Nation (Part 1) 00:00 Tools
September 11, 2001 / Mideast Women 02:37 Tools
My Father's Funeral & The Casino Incident (Part 1) 04:14 Tools
Terrorism Is Over [Explicit] 03:42 Tools
The Loser Trophy (Part 1) 07:09 Tools
It Doesn't Work / Late Term 07:54 Tools
10 Year Bender [Explicit] 07:15 Tools
My Wife / Kids (Part 2) 00:30 Tools
5th Annual End Of The World Tour 00:00 Tools
It Doesn't Work [Explicit] 02:34 Tools
Bonfire (Part 1) 00:00 Tools
Inner Retard 00:00 Tools
Blacker President [Explicit] 07:49 Tools
Neverlution [Explicit] 02:33 Tools
Late Term [Explicit] 05:20 Tools
The Loser Trophy [Explicit] 13:09 Tools
The DMV Incident [Explicit] 03:50 Tools
Whitey (Part 1) 03:45 Tools
Inner Idiot [Explicit] 03:02 Tools
If You've Never Thought Of Suicide [Explicit] 04:59 Tools
Brilliant Douchebag [Explicit] 04:13 Tools
The Supermarket Incident [Explicit] 05:45 Tools
U.S. Of American Idol [Explicit] 04:53 Tools
Text Nation [Explicit] 03:15 Tools
Two Hour Revolution [Explicit] 03:56 Tools
Mom And Dad [Explicit] 07:09 Tools
Sheen and Gaddafi (Who's the Douche?) 07:54 Tools
The New Love [Explicit] 08:15 Tools
Drug Nation [Explicit] 08:52 Tools
Boob Job [Explicit] 03:27 Tools
God's Will [Explicit] 03:27 Tools
Conceived [Explicit] 03:27 Tools
Violence at the Safeway (Not so safe is it?) 08:52 Tools
Bonfire (Part 2) 00:00 Tools
Husky [Explicit] 06:36 Tools
What Men Hate [Explicit] 06:47 Tools
Jealousy And The Mall [Explicit] 07:09 Tools
The Seminar Incident [Explicit] 06:35 Tools
Tough Love [Explicit] 06:47 Tools
Neverlutionary [Explicit] 06:48 Tools
Her Dad [Explicit] 07:10 Tools
Crazy Makes You Crazy [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Love [Explicit] 03:21 Tools
The Divorce [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Our First Date [Explicit] 03:22 Tools
Terrorism Is Over / Neverlution 03:34 Tools
My Side Of The Story [Explicit] 03:22 Tools
The Tightie Whitey Incident [Explicit] 03:22 Tools
The New Love (Part 2) 00:00 Tools
My Wife / Kids (Part 1) 00:00 Tools
Even Worse Incidents [Explicit] 03:45 Tools
Born With A Defect - Live 03:34 Tools
The Ceiling Fan Incident [Explicit] 03:45 Tools
Dad [Explicit] 03:34 Tools
Fist Fight [Explicit] 03:45 Tools
I am Father - Live 03:45 Tools
Addiction and Subtraction 03:45 Tools
Why Do We Worship The Idiots? 03:45 Tools
Jealousy and the Mail 05:03 Tools
Wait, Wait, Wait [Explicit] 03:34 Tools
Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding 2 03:45 Tools
The New Love (Part 1) 03:14 Tools
Last Girlfriend (Part 2) 03:14 Tools
The Bug Spray Incident - Live 00:00 Tools
Screw Up Podcast 03:45 Tools
Anti-Dad [Explicit] 05:03 Tools
Kids [Explicit] 03:34 Tools
Bad Kid [Explicit] 03:34 Tools
Bonfire [Explicit] 03:34 Tools
My Wife (Part 2) 05:40 Tools
Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding 03:45 Tools
That Smell - Live 03:45 Tools
They Are Diseased - Live 03:45 Tools
Minutes to Doomsday 03:34 Tools
Taste The Lead Rainbow, Punk 03:34 Tools
63% [Explicit] 05:03 Tools
Mental [Explicit] 03:34 Tools
Normal Vs. Screwed Up [Explicit] 03:34 Tools
Checkpoint [Explicit] 05:03 Tools
My Wife (Part 1) 03:14 Tools
The Pants Incident - Live 00:00 Tools
Tell the Truth! 03:34 Tools
Kaddafi 03:34 Tools
Damage [Explicit] 03:14 Tools
Insanity Genetic [Explicit] 05:03 Tools
Last Husband [Explicit] 05:03 Tools
My Kids School 20:38 Tools
Dont Risk It - Live 05:03 Tools
Leave [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
"There is no truth." 05:03 Tools
Drug Podcast 05:03 Tools
Marriage 05:03 Tools
Kim Jong Il 05:03 Tools
Last Girlfriend [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Jealousy 05:03 Tools
Get Off Your Assinol 00:00 Tools
The Ex's Family 00:00 Tools
Why Are Black People Mad Daddy - Live 00:00 Tools
Don't kill your kids, kill yourself! 00:00 Tools
The Rose Incident - Live 00:00 Tools
Lambo Life - Live 00:00 Tools
Killing Dad - Live 00:00 Tools
"I Flippa da Shippa!" 00:00 Tools
The Jellybean of Christ -- Better Than a Communion Wafer 00:00 Tools
Over-Taxed and Under Attack! 00:00 Tools
HERE$ HOW THEY RAPE U$! 00:00 Tools
Killing Your Kids is Now Legal! Thanks Casey! 00:00 Tools
Penn State 00:00 Tools
Limbaugh Vs. Darth Vader 00:00 Tools
My Wife [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Owning a Human - Live 00:00 Tools
Wiping with the Constitution 00:00 Tools
Trayvon Martin: Mudslinging, Then Pie-Slinging 00:00 Tools
Afghanistan, We're Breaking Up 00:00 Tools
Sarah Palin and Mark Seeman 00:00 Tools
Japan and the End of the World 00:00 Tools
911 Ten Years of Terror 00:00 Tools
Fatcast 00:00 Tools
My Kid Got The Cops Called On Me - Live 00:00 Tools
The Lazy Days of Armageddon 05:40 Tools
MLK Dedication 05:40 Tools
Hate Cast 05:40 Tools
Hollywood walk of fake 03:14 Tools
The day Elvis died 03:14 Tools
The Last Armageddon Report?... maybe. 03:14 Tools
Congress Podcast 03:14 Tools
The Conspiracy Conspiracy 03:14 Tools
What Men Hate About Women 03:14 Tools
East vs. West 03:14 Tools
Big Oil 03:14 Tools
Keeping it Positive 03:14 Tools
New Year's Podcast 03:14 Tools
American Worker 03:14 Tools
Witney Podcast 03:14 Tools
Healthcare that doesn't kill 19:33 Tools
Survival 19:33 Tools
Candidates and Daddy Issues 19:33 Tools
Democreeps and Republitards 19:33 Tools
Ryan Dunn, Death of a Dude 19:33 Tools
The Tightey Whitey Incident 00:00 Tools
Dating Again 00:00 Tools
DEBATE SMACK DOWN!!! 03:21 Tools
God and Horse Raping 00:00 Tools
Lohan and Murray 00:00 Tools
VOTING WHITES... UH, RIGHTS 00:00 Tools
I Now Pronounce Your Rights Violated 33:42 Tools
Not So Secretly Serviced 33:42 Tools
Osama Bye Bye! 33:42 Tools
The Gun Podcast 33:42 Tools
Cheating and Diapers 33:42 Tools
July 4th 2011 33:42 Tools
Occupy Wall Street 33:42 Tools
If You've Never Contemplated Suicide 33:42 Tools
My Kid Got The Cops Called On Me (Live) 33:42 Tools
Martin Luther King Of Love 33:42 Tools
How I Was Conceived 33:42 Tools
All We Want Is Love 03:21 Tools
The Birth (Album: The 5th Annual End Of The World Tour / Year: 2007) 03:21 Tools
Kill the Lawyers! 03:21 Tools
DARK NIGHT 03:21 Tools
PRO GUN, ANTI DOUCHE-BAG. 03:21 Tools
I went back to Ohio 03:21 Tools
WAR ON THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS 03:21 Tools
Merry F'ing Christmas 03:21 Tools
Slappin' da military base mon and tobirthy 03:21 Tools
50 shades of rape 03:21 Tools
Podcast #17 - We're F'd! 03:21 Tools
Meeting Her Father 03:21 Tools
Observations 03:21 Tools
Rape Robots, Cowboy Hats and Corndogs 03:21 Tools
The Boob Job 03:21 Tools
Brutal Divorce, Comedy as Catharsis, Family & Suicide - Jim Norton & Sam Roberts 03:21 Tools
Here's How Banks Work. Now Kill Me. 03:21 Tools
HOW TO WIN THE LOTTERY! (and if you believe that you should play the lottery) 12:33 Tools
Football and the Vodka Tampon 03:21 Tools
QUIT CHA' BITCHIN, START TEACHIN! 03:21 Tools
How to fire Congress without really trying. 03:21 Tools
Christopher Titus Interview 03:21 Tools
August 25, 2001 03:21 Tools
The Rose Incident (Live) 03:21 Tools
Anti Dad 03:21 Tools
Water Skiing [Explicit] 03:21 Tools
Road Warrior [Explicit] 03:21 Tools
I Killed a Baby [Explicit] 09:49 Tools
WILLIE IN THE JOINT, AGAIN. 10:57 Tools
HBO Special 10:57 Tools
Dude, Where's My Plastic Explosives? 10:57 Tools
Podcast #16 - Sarah Palin and Mark Seeman 10:57 Tools
Trying To Be Cool 10:57 Tools
Tightie Whiteys 10:57 Tools
Podcast #18 - Ryan Dunn, Death of a Dude 12:33 Tools
Observations part2of2 12:33 Tools
How to buy a car and give the car salesman a tumor. 12:33 Tools
WORLDS BEST SUICIDE PRANKS! 12:33 Tools
Hurricane Sandy/Jewpocalypse 12:33 Tools
THE 100th EPISODE!!! ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS! 12:33 Tools
We're F'd! 12:33 Tools
FIND YOUR BLISS OR DIE 12:33 Tools
GEORGE CARLIN, A REAL HUMAN BEING!!! 12:33 Tools
Norman Rockwell is Bleeding 1/9 09:49 Tools
GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY B****! 09:49 Tools
[Untitled Track] [#] 09:49 Tools
Chris Titus 09:49 Tools
Church of the Epic Fail [Explicit] 09:49 Tools
Why Are Black People Mad Daddy (Live) 09:49 Tools
Lambo Life (Live) 09:49 Tools
Born With A Defect (Live) 09:49 Tools
My Optimistic Plan [Explicit] 09:49 Tools
Podcast #1 - Violence at Safeway (not so safe is it?) 09:49 Tools
Norman Rockwell 09:49 Tools
Sergent Pepper 09:49 Tools
The Pajama Drawer Incident [Explicit] 09:49 Tools
Disenfranchised [Explicit] 09:49 Tools
WTF WORLD!? 09:49 Tools
I WOULD KILL A BABY FOR AN 800 CREDIT SCORE 20:38 Tools
Apocalypse Jukebox 20:38 Tools
Podcast #30 - Drug Podcast 20:38 Tools
PROZAC'S FINGER ON THE TRIGGER 20:38 Tools
DENNIS RODMAN SAVIOR OF KIMCHEE 20:38 Tools
Nope. I ain't the Pope 20:38 Tools
THE OSCAR PODCAST 2013 20:38 Tools
Peppar Spray Cop 20:38 Tools
PERKY KILLER AND THE MANIFESTO 20:38 Tools
THEY SHOULD BE TALIBANISHED 20:38 Tools
KILLER LEGS BRO. 20:38 Tools
WILLIES TURN 20:38 Tools
WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD YOUNGSTERS! 20:38 Tools
B-Rock part II, Return of the Black Guy 20:38 Tools
The Budget, Bullets, Boeing and Bullshit 20:38 Tools
SECEDE, PLEASE! 20:38 Tools
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Christopher Titus (born October 1, 1964 in Castro Valley, California) is an American comedian and actor. He grew up in Newark, California. Titus came to national attention with the eponymous FOX show Titus. He is also a successful stand-up comedian whose act revolves around his dysfunctional family and shocking life experiences. Titus has been performing stand up comedy since he was 18. Titus had problems with alcohol and drugs, until one day, while intoxicated, he fell into a bonfire at a party. He was rushed to the hospital, where the doctor told him he would have died if he had inhaled the deadly hot smoke inside of the bonfire. He calls this moment his "epiphany", and began to turn his life around and get into comedy. Comedy albums released: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding, in 2004, The 5th Annual End of the World Tour, in 2006, and Love Is Evol, in 2009. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.