Craig Shoemaker

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Star Wars Bar Scene 01:47 Tools
Hey Nineteen 02:19 Tools
I Like Percy 02:48 Tools
Mini Van Guy 01:28 Tools
The Philly Way 02:04 Tools
Raising Bubble Boys 03:32 Tools
The Lovemaster Cometh 06:18 Tools
Whistling "S" 01:28 Tools
Estrogen House 03:42 Tools
Gay From The Eyebrows Up 03:49 Tools
Hampster Nipples 01:30 Tools
Funny Hurts 04:35 Tools
Over The Counter 01:31 Tools
Fantasies 01:22 Tools
Machine Guns 06:30 Tools
Oprah's Rules 04:52 Tools
Hell Mall 02:50 Tools
Nana's Glaucoma - Craig Shoemaker 02:05 Tools
Nana's "Glaucoma" 01:53 Tools
Life's A Gamble 05:47 Tools
Hollywood Anthem 04:12 Tools
Traveling 02:38 Tools
Free Samples 02:07 Tools
Sports & Machine Guns 05:17 Tools
Wienermobile 02:40 Tools
Agoura, Crime Capital USA 02:20 Tools
Rules Of "Engagement" 03:00 Tools
Cracker Can't Say Sh*t 03:21 Tools
The Oscars 04:31 Tools
Nana's Glaucoma 01:53 Tools
Granny On Weed 00:00 Tools
It's A Woman's World 05:25 Tools
You Have / Daddy Had 03:03 Tools
Growing Up 04:22 Tools
Mayberry 04:22 Tools
Divorce & Marriage 09:52 Tools
Son of Lovemaster 02:31 Tools
Sugar Buzz 04:47 Tools
Nude Beach 03:39 Tools
"Not Funny" 04:25 Tools
High School Mischief 03:29 Tools
Working Out 06:27 Tools
Immaturity 09:30 Tools
Growing Up With Girls 04:34 Tools
Momisms 03:18 Tools
Bonus Track 1 02:32 Tools
The Lovemaster Channels 03:37 Tools
The Step Dog 05:30 Tools
We Need A Laugh 04:57 Tools
Dr. Epidural 07:34 Tools
Cheap Dad 03:56 Tools
Bonus Track 2 09:30 Tools
The "F" Word 07:22 Tools
Women Communicate Differently 02:21 Tools
Laughlin Gamble 04:24 Tools
Inventing Candy 03:22 Tools
The Lovemaster Returns 06:24 Tools
Driving In A Smelly Area 02:08 Tools
Oops, It's UPS 07:49 Tools
Playing Army 06:16 Tools
Fetus Among Us 05:35 Tools
Philly's Phinest Phans 01:30 Tools
Craig And His Married Men 05:46 Tools
Accents 02:29 Tools
On The Road 03:32 Tools
Man Of The House Barney Fife 05:46 Tools
Amusement Rides 02:27 Tools
Penny Candy & Sugar Highs 02:20 Tools
Bedroom Barney 00:53 Tools
Women Want A Lovemaster 05:58 Tools
Laughterheals.com 01:29 Tools
Talking Computers 03:32 Tools
Game Shows 02:22 Tools
Grown Up Kid 01:29 Tools
Always About the Women 05:19 Tools
Woo People 00:52 Tools
Political Correctness 04:41 Tools
Weird Family Origins 03:48 Tools
Sugar High 03:48 Tools
Guy Secrets-Vagina Man 00:52 Tools
Flying 03:48 Tools
Where's My Daddy? 05:18 Tools
Cougars 03:42 Tools
The Lovemaster Online 05:02 Tools
Single Mom 03:48 Tools
Giving Birth 05:37 Tools
Old Technology 05:01 Tools
Pavarotti 02:50 Tools
Air Rules 05:18 Tools
Wet Laundry On Spin 02:50 Tools
Hollywood National Anthem 03:38 Tools
Fantasy Father 05:18 Tools
Kostly Kids 05:18 Tools
Wedding Gifts 03:42 Tools
Traffic Jam 00:51 Tools
What You Have Now - Daddy Had Then 03:59 Tools
TSA Stanley 05:18 Tools
Out Of The Closet 05:18 Tools
Video Games 05:53 Tools
Stepdogs 05:37 Tools
Leaving OZ - Pass The Seating Chart 04:06 Tools
The Short Bus 04:24 Tools
Unholy Matrimony 05:18 Tools
Side Effects 05:35 Tools
Baby Equipment 05:23 Tools
Information Super Cul-De-Sac 05:54 Tools
Helicopter Mothers 04:47 Tools
Mangina 05:18 Tools
My Mother Is A Belly Dancer 00:38 Tools
Living In Hollywood 00:38 Tools
You Have/Daddy Had 00:38 Tools
Ex Lacks 05:18 Tools
The Bough Is Broken 05:18 Tools
HERstory 05:18 Tools
Kiddie Pool Birth 05:18 Tools
Zero Dark Mommy 05:18 Tools
That's My Percy 00:29 Tools
It's A Sign 05:18 Tools
Daddy's Little Girl 00:29 Tools
Rollerblading 04:23 Tools
Lincoln Log 05:18 Tools
Hide And Go Tweet 05:18 Tools
Loser Cruiser 00:29 Tools
Can't Take A Joke 05:18 Tools
Cougartown 00:29 Tools
Men & Women Can't Be "Friends" 05:35 Tools
Hamster Nipples 01:30 Tools
Boner Pills 00:29 Tools
Old School Call Of Duty 00:29 Tools
Craig Shoemaker, I Saw You On TV 05:18 Tools
Lovemaster Theme: "Walk Nasty For The Lovemaster" 05:18 Tools
2009.06.19 jQuery Secrets with Dave Ward 05:18 Tools
That's A Call On The Bone Phone - Clip 00:29 Tools
The Love Master 00:29 Tools
Lovemaster Erase Erase Erase - Loop 00:29 Tools
Cracker Can't Say S**t 00:29 Tools
2010.08.03 Software Craftsmanship with David Starr 00:29 Tools
2009.04.28 Exploring ASP.NET MVC 1.0 00:29 Tools
2008.10.13 ASP.NET SEO 00:29 Tools
2008.05.29 What's New in ASP.NET for .NET 3.5? 00:29 Tools
Rules of Engagement 00:29 Tools
Lovemaster Take You Out To Breakfast - Clip 00:29 Tools
Guy Secrets/Vagina Man 00:29 Tools
2008.08.27 ASP.NET Caching and Performance 00:29 Tools
2008.02.19 Unit Testing, Code Coverage and Analysis 00:29 Tools
Not Funny 00:29 Tools
Men and Women Can't Be "Friends" 00:29 Tools
I'm Only 2 Inches Lovemaster - Pitch Down Loop 00:29 Tools
2009.03.17 Digital Productivity Strategies for Developers 00:29 Tools
Oops it's UPS 07:51 Tools
2009.12.01 nBuilder, Ugly Outfitters and VM Workshop 06:36 Tools
7 Dos and Don'ts in Getting Started in User Centered Design 06:36 Tools
2009.08.11 Expression Blend Design Time Data Using MVVM 06:36 Tools
2008.07.08 Developer's Guide to IIS7 06:36 Tools
2010.01.07 Portable Areas with Jeffrey Palermo and Eric Hexter 06:36 Tools
Craig Shoemaker 06:36 Tools
CCP - s9e19 - Craig Shoemaker 06:36 Tools
2008.12.02 Controlling HTML in ASP.NET WebForms 06:36 Tools
Lovemaster Pokeman Bone Phone - Clip 00:29 Tools
That's me Tapping You Erase Erase Erase - Clip 00:29 Tools
2008.03.19 MVC Contrib & ASP.NET MVC Tips and Gotchas with Jeffrey Palermo 00:29 Tools
2008.06.18 Architecting Web Scalability 00:29 Tools
Cracker Can't Say Shit 00:00 Tools
Hung Jury Hard Evidence Gag Order Lovemaster - Clip 00:29 Tools
2008.07.24 ASP.NET MVC + ASP.NET AJAX 00:29 Tools
Pot's Greatest Hits (BINGOWINGZ) 02:05 Tools
Lovemaster Wet For 40 Days And 40 Nights - Clip 00:29 Tools
Bone Phone Answer The Damn Thing - Loop 00:29 Tools
2008.08.07 Interview with craigslist.com Founder Craig Newmark 00:29 Tools
Granny on the Weed 00:29 Tools
Kermit The Lovemaster - Loop 00:29 Tools
Fe Fi Fo Fum Lovemaster - Pitch Down Loop 00:29 Tools
2009.05.19 AutoMapper with Jimmy Bogard 00:29 Tools
2009.10.26 ASP.NET AJAX Preview 6 with Stephen Walther 00:29 Tools
2007.04.26 Model View * Design Patterns - FAQs and Video Review 00:29 Tools
2007.11.26 Interview with Scott Hanselman 00:29 Tools
2008.04.24 ASP.NET MVC Resources 00:29 Tools
2008.05.14 Introduction to Dynamic Data 00:29 Tools
2007.08.09 Subversion Quickstart for .NET Developers 00:29 Tools
I'll Stir Your Drink Penis Colossus - Clip 00:00 Tools
Answer The Damn Thing Lovemaster - Clip 00:00 Tools
2010.05.17 Advanced MVVM with Josh Smith 00:00 Tools
The Lovemaster 00:00 Tools
2008.01.15 Debugging Made Easy 00:00 Tools
Opreah's Rules 04:51 Tools
Guy Secrets / V****a Man 00:00 Tools
Divorce 02:08 Tools
2009.04.09 Update Controls: Leaving INotifyPropertyChanged? 00:00 Tools
2007.12.05 ASP.NET MVC Framework: Interview with Jeffery Palermo 00:00 Tools
2008.01.30 Introduction to Volta 00:00 Tools
The Magic Show 00:00 Tools
Lovemaster Tell Pinocchio A Lie - Clip 00:00 Tools
Agouram Crime Capital USA 00:00 Tools
2011.06.20 Introduction to HTML5 02:08 Tools
Celebrity Marijuana 02:08 Tools
Lovemaster Theme: Walk Nasty for the... 02:08 Tools
I'm Only 2 Inches Lovemaster - Loop 00:29 Tools
2010.06.30 MVC Turbine with Javier Lozano 00:29 Tools
2007.03.07 Model View * Design Patterns 00:29 Tools
2008.01.04 Develop with Passion like Jean Paul Boodhoo 00:29 Tools
Implementing MVVM and Exploring UX Design Patterns 00:29 Tools
2007.11.14 Why I Quit My Job 00:29 Tools
2006.06.16 Object Thinking - (Part 1) Interview with Dr. David West, author of 'Object Thinking' 00:29 Tools
Guy Secrets / Vagina Man 00:30 Tools
More Lovemaster 00:29 Tools
Lovemaster 00:29 Tools
The Lovemaster... Unzipped (Bonus Clip 2) 04:51 Tools
Lovemaster Stir Your Drink Penis Colossus - Clip 04:51 Tools
UI Decisions: Why & How 04:51 Tools
Developer’s Guide to User Experience Design 04:51 Tools
Top Web Design Mistakes 04:51 Tools
2006.08.22 Architecting for Extensibility - Interview with Miguel Castro (Part 1) 04:51 Tools
Design Patterns Bootcamp: Model View * Patterns 04:51 Tools
2006.07.13 Object Thinking - (Part 2) Interview with Dr. David West, author of 'Object Thinking' 04:51 Tools
2006.04.17 Reducing Code in the UI 04:51 Tools
Women Want the Lovemaster 04:51 Tools
The Lovemaster... Unzipped 04:51 Tools
Barney Fife 04:51 Tools
Free Sample 09 I Like Percy 00:30 Tools
Puff The Magic Dragon - Clip 00:30 Tools
What You Have Now ... What Daddy Had Then 00:00 Tools
Magic, Mind-Controlled Interfaces and What Makes an Experience Architect 00:30 Tools
Yeah No Erase Erase Erase - Loop 00:30 Tools
'Not Funny' 00:30 Tools
Hide Your Corporate Underpants - Using Personas in UX Design 00:30 Tools
Silverlight: Live Mesh Integration, Surviving the Olympics and Future Expectations – Interview with Scott Guthrie 00:30 Tools
2008.03.03 Catching Up With Paul Sheriff (repost) 04:51 Tools
2007.06.29 Web Navigation Strategies: Video Update 00:30 Tools
We Need to Laugh 00:30 Tools
What Do You Have Now...What Daddy Had Then 04:00 Tools
Estrogen House [Explicit] 04:00 Tools
The 'F' Word 04:00 Tools
Craig Shoemaker - More Lovemaster 04:00 Tools
That Was Disgusting Erase Erase Erase - Loop 04:00 Tools
Men & Women Can't Be Friends 04:00 Tools
Free Sample 04:00 Tools
Airport Security 00:00 Tools
Comic Relief VII 00:00 Tools
ASP.NET Web Caching and Performance 00:00 Tools
8 Days, 1 Dev = MS Surface *Minority Report* Style in WPF 00:00 Tools
The Invisible UI : Natural User Interfaces with Josh Blake 00:00 Tools
ASP.NET Simplicity and Performance with Scott Hunter 00:00 Tools
5 Ways to Know If Your Software Sucks 00:00 Tools
2007.06.21 Web Navigation Strategies: Creating Contracts for Your Web Pages 00:00 Tools
2006.05.24 SharePoint Is Confusing 00:00 Tools
2008.03.03 Catching Up With Paul Sheriff 00:00 Tools
2006.12.11 Emerging Technologies : Interview with Rockford Lhotka 00:00 Tools
2005.11.10 Introduction to Atlas 00:00 Tools
2006.10.06 Interview with Robert Scoble at the 2006 Podcast and Portable Media Expo 00:00 Tools
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Craig Shoemaker Pseudonym "The Lovemaster" Born November 15, 1962 (1962-11-15) (age 48) Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Medium Stand-up, Television, Film Nationality American Years active 1981-current Genres Observational comedy, Impressions Subject(s) everyday life, marriage, parenting Notable works and roles Writer and Star of The Lovemaster movie Website CraigShoemaker.com Craig Shoemaker (November 15, 1962- ) is an American comedian. He hails from Wyndmoor, Pennsylvania and attended Springfield Township High School. He has performed on many different stand-up comedy programs including Comic Relief and Comedy Central Presents. Shoemaker has also guest-starred on many sitcoms and movies, including Diagnosis: Murder and Scream 2. He was host of the game show My Generation on VH1 which aired in 1998. Additionally, he was co-host of The Magic Hour with Magic Johnson. Named Comedian of the Year by the American Comedy Awards on ABC, Craig Shoemaker’s half-hour Comedy Central special has been voted by viewers as one of the network’s “Top 20” stand-up specials of all time. Craig’s feature film credits include the box office hit Scream 2, co-starring opposite Patrick Stewart in Safe House and his featured role opposite Daryl Hannah as her love interest in 2007’s Dark Honeymoon. Last year, Craig won Best Supporting Actor at the Elevate Film Festival. His own film The Lovemaster (with Farrah Fawcett), won “Best Film” honors at the Los Angeles Independent Film Festival. Craig began his career in his hometown of Philadelphia, where he honed his comedy and characters winning the “Best of Philly” Award while working as a bartender and attending Temple University. As a voiceover artist, Craig’s dead-on impression of Don Knotts was featured in the film Pleasantville (which he also played the narrator) and has voiced many hit animated series including Teamo Supremo, Monsters, and I Am Weasel. Craig’s small screen credits include his one-hour special on Comedy Central titled, The Lovemaster... Unzipped, co-hosting duties on HBO’s Comic Relief 2006, roles on numerous prime time series and he was actually Joy Behar’s first guest in her Comedy Corner on ABC’s The View. As a scribe, Craig most recently wrote, produced and starred in Totally Baked, a movie which was conceived from his own son asking if his dad had ever smoked marijuana. The film was distributed worldwide by Universal and can be found in all major retail outlets, including Wal-Mart. Totally Baked was asked to be a featured film in the Austin Film Festival, was nominated for the 2008 High Times “Stony Award,” and is ranked in the top ten on Hulu.com. Craig’s writing credits also include ABC’s Just The Ten of Us, and Real Funny. He also wrote and starred in the critically acclaimed one-man show, Who’s Your Daddy? at the Coronet Theater. Inspired by his children, Craig has also published two hit children’s books, now in their third printing, entitled “What You Have Now…What Your Daddy Had Then” and “What You Have Now… What Your Mommy Had Then.” Additionally, Craig has had his own nationally syndicated radio show, which after only ten months on the air, won the prestigious Communicator Award “Crystal” prize. Two of Craig’s stand-up comedy routines made it to the Top 10 list on XM Radio, with “Playing Army” ranking #1. His “Lovemaster” routine was voted Most Popular Comedy on XM Radio’s Big Schtick Awards. In 2004, Craig opened a comedy compound and retail outlet inspired by his nonprofit organization LaughterHeals.org. The Laughter Store (www.thelaughterstore.com) is a place to find all things funny – pranks & gags, CDs, books, DVDs – anything to make you laugh! Craig’s new stand-up DVD and CD, The Lovemaster... Unzipped was released by Universal worldwide in early 2008. The CD was featured on the front page of iTunes and was in the Billboard Top 20 for six straight weeks. Inspired by laughter, Craig has created a new forum ‘Laughter Heals’ where he combines his two decades of stand up into an uplifting seminar and humanistic forum to help those battling and suffering from cancer and other life threatening diseases use the gift of laughter for self -healing universal wellness. Currently, Craig is producing and writing a feature documentary called Live to Laugh along with Mark Harris (Crash, Gods & Monsters) and Dr. Michael Beckwith (The Secret, Oprah). Shoemaker is most known for his on-stage personas The Lovemaster, Mr. Erase, and for his army game or machine-gun schtick.[1] Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.