Dane Cook

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My Son Optimus Prime 01:54 Tools
Intro 00:54 Tools
Struck by a Vehicle 03:34 Tools
Car Alarm 03:43 Tools
Superbleeder 00:40 Tools
Legacy 01:16 Tools
Driveway Intruder 01:16 Tools
Abducted 02:55 Tools
The Friend Nobody Likes 02:24 Tools
Bamf 02:21 Tools
Creepy Guy @ Work 03:23 Tools
The BK Lounge 03:29 Tools
Car Accident 02:43 Tools
Tire in the Face 02:08 Tools
Parking Structure 01:29 Tools
Someone Shit On The Coats 01:33 Tools
Dream House 04:00 Tools
Not So Kool-Aid 01:30 Tools
The Nothing Fight 06:07 Tools
At the Wall 10:44 Tools
Superpowers 02:01 Tools
Bathroom 02:26 Tools
Pregnant Lady 01:49 Tools
Obby 03:06 Tools
Pranks 01:48 Tools
L-O-V-E 02:01 Tools
Don't Tickle Me 00:48 Tools
Fuk and the Finga 00:00 Tools
Making Up 00:00 Tools
Speak 'N' Spell 00:00 Tools
Five Sisters 00:00 Tools
Head 00:00 Tools
Hopped Up on the Q 00:00 Tools
Nightmare 00:00 Tools
Itchy Asshole 00:00 Tools
Where's the Handle? 00:00 Tools
Slip 'N' Bleed 00:00 Tools
Operation - Monopoly 00:00 Tools
Just Wanna Dance 00:00 Tools
Would You Rather... 00:00 Tools
Let's Do This, I'm a Cashew 00:00 Tools
Heist/Monkey 00:00 Tools
Umm, Helllllo? 03:49 Tools
Turn On's Slash Turn Off's 00:00 Tools
Exaggerating GF/Bachelor 00:00 Tools
TiTo 00:00 Tools
Pick a Number Please! 00:00 Tools
Intro/Riot 00:00 Tools
Copy Machine 00:00 Tools
Mannequin Sex 00:00 Tools
Benson's Animal Farm 00:00 Tools
Video Game Strip Club 06:06 Tools
Regrets 00:00 Tools
Intro/The Dane Train 00:00 Tools
15 Cents 00:00 Tools
Punkass/Are You Out Of Your Fuckin' Mind?! 00:00 Tools
One Night Stand/DJ Diddles 00:00 Tools
War Flute 00:00 Tools
Bonus Track! 00:00 Tools
Herpolie Urpolies 00:00 Tools
Heist / Monkey 00:00 Tools
Obama 00:00 Tools
Motorcycle Helmet 00:00 Tools
Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard 00:00 Tools
A Condom? 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sangwich the Heckler and the Kabbash 00:00 Tools
Pissed Off 00:00 Tools
Pedophiles 00:00 Tools
Self Assassination 00:00 Tools
Come To Fruition 00:00 Tools
Vernacular 00:00 Tools
Banter #1 00:00 Tools
What Do You Want Me To Do To You? 00:00 Tools
Intro / Riot 00:00 Tools
Haters 00:00 Tools
Turn Ons/Offs 00:00 Tools
Adoption 00:00 Tools
Mom And Pops 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sandwich The Heckler and The Kabbash 00:00 Tools
Syncing Feeling 00:00 Tools
Interracial Tail 00:00 Tools
Push And Pray 00:00 Tools
Remote Location 00:00 Tools
Let's Do This 00:00 Tools
Big Shot 00:00 Tools
Rigamarole 00:00 Tools
The Atheist 00:00 Tools
The Truth About Lying 00:00 Tools
Hidden Gems 00:00 Tools
Kidnapped 00:00 Tools
Peanut Butter Smack 00:00 Tools
War Gamer 00:00 Tools
The "C" Word 00:00 Tools
One Night Stand / DJ Diddles 00:00 Tools
Banter #2 00:00 Tools
Monopoly 00:00 Tools
Fireman & Policeman & Minature Golf Course Security Guard 00:00 Tools
Novel Ideas 00:00 Tools
Spiritual Comeback 00:00 Tools
I Did My Best 00:00 Tools
Itchy A**hole 00:00 Tools
Tw*t Swatters 00:00 Tools
Banter #3 00:00 Tools
Punkass / Are You Out Of Your Fuckin Mind 00:00 Tools
B&E 00:00 Tools
robe 00:00 Tools
My 1 Regret 00:00 Tools
Harmful If Swallowed 00:00 Tools
Umm, Hello? 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Harmful If Swallowed 00:00 Tools
Exaggerating GF Bachelor 00:00 Tools
Burger King 02:32 Tools
W.W.Y.D.I.?? 00:00 Tools
Speak N Spell 00:00 Tools
Bonus Track 00:00 Tools
Role Play 00:00 Tools
Dude, I Just Wanna Dance 00:00 Tools
Slip n Bleed 00:00 Tools
POST-Battle Sex 00:00 Tools
Painful Shits 00:00 Tools
Kool-aid Man 00:00 Tools
Exaggerating GF / Bachelor 00:00 Tools
Twat Swatters 00:00 Tools
Intro / The Dane Train 00:00 Tools
Intro The Dane Train 00:00 Tools
Firemen & Policemen & Minature Golf Course Security Guard 00:00 Tools
One Night Stand DJ Diddles 00:00 Tools
Birthday Gurl 00:00 Tools
Jake-Uh 00:00 Tools
Hopes N Dreams 00:00 Tools
5 Sisters 00:00 Tools
Punkass/Are You Out Of Your F#+in' Mind?! 00:00 Tools
W.W.Y.D.I?? 00:00 Tools
Someone S#!t on the Coats 00:00 Tools
Cinematic Adventures 00:00 Tools
Cheater 2.0 00:00 Tools
The Game of Love and How to Destroy It 00:00 Tools
Pick A Number Please 00:00 Tools
Christ Chex 00:00 Tools
Roleplay 00:00 Tools
Do Not Tickle Me 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sandwich, The Heckler, And The Kabbash 00:00 Tools
Retaliation (Disc 1) 00:00 Tools
Vicious Circle 00:00 Tools
The Finger 00:00 Tools
Operation 00:00 Tools
Punkass / Are You Out Of Your Fuckin' Mind?! 00:00 Tools
Would You Rather? 00:00 Tools
Retaliation (Disc 2) 00:00 Tools
Crocodile Hunter 00:00 Tools
Someone S#! t on the Coats 00:00 Tools
Driveway Intruder (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Creepy Guy @ Work (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Horror Movies 00:00 Tools
Car Alarm (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
The Friend Nobody Likes (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
ATM Tricks 00:00 Tools
Superbleeder (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
The Animal Channel 00:00 Tools
Legacy (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Heist / Monkey (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Someone S#!+ On The Coats (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Abducted (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Struck By A Vehicle (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Someone S#!+ On The Coats 00:00 Tools
BAMF (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Public Restrooms 00:00 Tools
The Nothing Fight (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Kool-aid Man 00:00 Tools
My Son Optimus Prime (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Punkass / Are You Out of Your Fukin' Mind?! 00:00 Tools
14 - Monopoly 00:00 Tools
Punkass / Are You Out Of Your Fukin' Mind?! (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Umm Hellooooo 00:00 Tools
Price Is Right 00:00 Tools
Exaggerating GF / Bachelor (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Dream House (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Superpowers (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Would You Rather 00:00 Tools
late 00:00 Tools
Intro / Riot (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Turn On's Slash Turn Off's (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
L'O'V'E (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Car Accidents 00:00 Tools
Umm, Hellllllo? 00:00 Tools
OBBY (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
19 - Dude, I Just Wanna Dance 00:00 Tools
The Wall (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
L'O'V'E 00:00 Tools
Goodnights / Encore / I'll Never Be You 00:00 Tools
One Night Stand / DJ Diddles (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Bees & Sharks 00:00 Tools
Making Up (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Operation - Monopoly (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Where's The Handle? (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sangwich The Heckler And The Kabbash (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Intro / The Dane Train (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Pick a # Please 00:00 Tools
Fireman & Policeman 00:00 Tools
Beer Run 00:00 Tools
Tickling 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sangwich/The Heckler and the Kabbash 00:00 Tools
Heist & Monkey 00:00 Tools
Punkass / Are You Out Of Your F#+in' Mind?! 00:00 Tools
Drowning 00:00 Tools
Hi Mom, I'm Gay 00:00 Tools
Nightmare (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - The Finger 00:00 Tools
Drown or Catch Fire 00:00 Tools
Intro & Riot 00:00 Tools
I'll Never Be You 00:00 Tools
Operation-Monopoly 00:00 Tools
Cheating 00:00 Tools
Super Gay Crab Dream 00:00 Tools
One Night Stand 00:00 Tools
Punkass & Are You Out Of Your Fuckin' Mind 00:00 Tools
B And E 00:00 Tools
Exaggerating GF & Bachelor 00:00 Tools
Umm Hello 00:00 Tools
Pepsi Vs Coke 00:00 Tools
17 Pranks 00:00 Tools
Three Things 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Public Restrooms 00:00 Tools
Elevator 00:00 Tools
Crappy Jobs 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Price Is Right 00:00 Tools
Itchy A*****e (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Kids 00:00 Tools
Religious Beliefs 00:00 Tools
You Know You're Drunk 00:00 Tools
Umm, Helllllo 00:00 Tools
Previews 00:00 Tools
Sneeze 00:00 Tools
Intro & The Dane Train 00:00 Tools
Cross The Street Damnit! 00:00 Tools
Animal Channel 00:00 Tools
Lie 00:00 Tools
One Night Stand & DJ Diddles 00:00 Tools
Good Cry 00:00 Tools
Fireman and Policeman and Miniature Golf Security Guard 00:00 Tools
Drowning Sucks 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sangwich, The Heckler & The Kabbash 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sangwich 00:00 Tools
Umm Hellooooo? 00:00 Tools
Bonus Track (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Fathers Robe 00:00 Tools
Would You Rather...Drown or Catch Fire 00:00 Tools
Relationshit 00:00 Tools
Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Cource Security Guard 00:00 Tools
Prank Chinese Phone Calls 00:00 Tools
Operation -- Monopoly 00:00 Tools
The Key 00:00 Tools
The Movies 00:00 Tools
Drinking, DMV, Time Traveling 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents Dane Cook 00:00 Tools
Umm, Hellllo? 00:00 Tools
New York 00:00 Tools
fireman and policeman and the miniture golf security guard 00:00 Tools
Swearing 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sangwich, The Heckler And The Kabbash 00:00 Tools
Operation & Monopoly 00:00 Tools
DMV 00:00 Tools
Dude I Just Wanna Dance 00:00 Tools
Pillow Fight 00:00 Tools
Alien 00:00 Tools
Speak N' Spell 00:00 Tools
Sex 00:00 Tools
Punkass / Are You Out Of Your Fuckin' Mind 00:00 Tools
The Price is Right 00:00 Tools
Fast Food Prank 00:00 Tools
Things Not To Say During Sex 00:00 Tools
Bees and Sharks 00:00 Tools
Five Sisters (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Retards Rap 00:00 Tools
Slip 'n' Bleed (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
P*******es 00:00 Tools
Tire In The Face (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Firemen & Policemen 00:00 Tools
Dance Club 00:00 Tools
01 00:00 Tools
Fireman And Policeman and the Miniature Golf Security Guard 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Retaliation (Disc 1) 00:00 Tools
dane cook - Slip N Bleed 00:00 Tools
Not So Kool-Aid (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Snake Dream 00:00 Tools
Drunk 00:00 Tools
One Night Stand/ DJ Diddles 00:00 Tools
Hopped Up On The Q (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Car Accident (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Bonus Material 00:00 Tools
Church 00:00 Tools
Rock & Roll Show 00:00 Tools
Rough Around the Edges 00:00 Tools
The BK Lounge (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
oral sex 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Cross The Street Damnit! 00:00 Tools
Yo Mama Jokes 00:00 Tools
Hits of the 80's 00:00 Tools
dane cook - yo mama jokes 00:00 Tools
Catholic Church 00:00 Tools
Masterbation 00:00 Tools
Auto Racing 00:00 Tools
Ovaltine 00:00 Tools
Teach English 00:00 Tools
Girlfriend 00:00 Tools
Hopped Up On The "Q" 00:00 Tools
Pranks (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Fuk And The Finga (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Car Accidents 00:00 Tools
Don't Tickle Me (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Painful S***s 00:00 Tools
Cheater 00:00 Tools
Umm, Hello? (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Title1 - Chapter 02 00:00 Tools
Retaliation 00:00 Tools
Title1 - Chapter 01 00:00 Tools
Fuck And The Finga 00:00 Tools
Bathroom (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Retaliation (Disc 2) 00:00 Tools
Thirsty 00:00 Tools
ExaggeratingGF/ Bachelor 00:00 Tools
Slip N' Bleed 00:00 Tools
Itchy Asshole (Album Version) 00:00 Tools
Title1 - Chapter 03 00:00 Tools
Firemen & Policemen & Minature Golf Course Security Guard (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
UMM Hellooooo- 00:00 Tools
Punkass/Are You Out Of Your Fucking Mind? 00:00 Tools
Pregnant Lady (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Intro (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Parking Structure (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Speak 'n' Spell (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Teleporting, Time Machine 00:00 Tools
Head (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Just Wanna Dance (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Speak-n-Spell 00:00 Tools
Street Fights 00:00 Tools
dane cook - things not to say during sex 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sangwich / The Heckler At The Kabbash 00:00 Tools
Title1 - Chapter 04 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Drown or Catch Fire 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - The Animal Channel 00:00 Tools
24 Pick a Number Please 00:00 Tools
Super Hero 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Drowning Sucks 00:00 Tools
Fuck And The Finger 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Christ Chex 00:00 Tools
I Want That! 00:00 Tools
Title1 - Chapter 05 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents 00:00 Tools
Title1 - Chapter 06 00:00 Tools
23 Dane Cook - Kool-aid Man 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Five Sisters 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Burger King 00:00 Tools
Speak 'N Spell 00:00 Tools
BK Lounge 00:00 Tools
Fireman and Poleman and Miniature Golf 00:00 Tools
Title1 - Chapter 07 00:00 Tools
Beez and Sharks 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Firemen & Policemen 00:00 Tools
Pick A Number Please! (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
11 - Slip n Bleed 00:00 Tools
Operation Monopoly 00:00 Tools
Scary Kool Aid 00:00 Tools
Jesus Jokes 00:00 Tools
Beez & Sharks 00:00 Tools
Speak and Spell 00:00 Tools
The Animal Channels 00:00 Tools
Crying 00:00 Tools
Would You Rather... (LP Version) 00:00 Tools
Fireman And Policeman And Mini 00:00 Tools
Crocodile Guy 00:00 Tools
Pet names for a penis 00:00 Tools
Slip 'n Bleed 00:00 Tools
Heist - Monkey 00:00 Tools
Isolated Incident 00:00 Tools
Slin n Bleed 00:00 Tools
Someone S#! On the Coats 00:00 Tools
Your Choice 00:00 Tools
fire man and police man and miniature golf security guard 00:00 Tools
Exaggerating GF - Bachelor 00:00 Tools
Intro - Riot 00:00 Tools
Hopped Up On The "Q" & Not So Kool-Aid 00:00 Tools
Someone S**t On The Coats 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sangwich, The Heckler, And The Kabbash 00:00 Tools
Intro - The Dane Train 00:00 Tools
Drowning, Burns 00:00 Tools
Sneeze and Atheist 00:00 Tools
Lying 00:00 Tools
Fireman & Policeman & Miniatur 00:00 Tools
You Kick My Dog 00:00 Tools
Firemen And Policemen And Minature Golf Course Security Guard 00:00 Tools
Jerking and Jilling Off 00:00 Tools
Hot Air Balloon 00:00 Tools
Spa Music 00:00 Tools
One Night Stand - DJ Diddles 00:00 Tools
fuck 00:00 Tools
Kool Aid 00:00 Tools
Pooping 00:00 Tools
Koolaid man 00:00 Tools
Fight Me 00:00 Tools
Punkass / Are You Out Of Your Fuckin' Mind? 00:00 Tools
Punkass - Are You Out Of Your Fuckin' Mind?! 00:00 Tools
Robot Leg 00:00 Tools
Simon Said 00:00 Tools
DJ Diddles 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - ATM Tricks 00:00 Tools
Cross Street 00:00 Tools
Punkass / Are You Out of Your Fu#+in' Mind?! 00:00 Tools
Someone S#!t 00:00 Tools
The Robe 00:00 Tools
Punkass / Are You Out Of Your F#+in' Mind? 00:00 Tools
Someone Shit 00:00 Tools
Exaggerating GF/ Bachelor 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Do Not Tickle Me 00:00 Tools
dane cook - teach english 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sangwich, The Heck 00:00 Tools
Buddies Coming to Town 00:00 Tools
Ummm Hellooooo? 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sangwich, The Heckler, & The Kabbash 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook 00:00 Tools
50 00:00 Tools
Punkass / Are You Out Of Your 00:00 Tools
Jake and Relationships 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Beer Run 00:00 Tools
Turn Ons Slash Turn Offs 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Elevator 00:00 Tools
Forward 00:00 Tools
Movies 00:00 Tools
Rigamorole 00:00 Tools
Operation / Monopoly 00:00 Tools
StreetFight 00:00 Tools
Wheelchair Library 00:00 Tools
Isolated Incident Promo 00:00 Tools
Paper Thingies 00:00 Tools
In Canada 00:00 Tools
Punkass/Are You Out Of Your F***in' Mind?! 00:00 Tools
L.O.V.E. 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - I Want That! 00:00 Tools
Bad Sex talk 00:00 Tools
How You Know When You're Really Drunk 00:00 Tools
01 - Intro 00:00 Tools
Introduction 00:00 Tools
Comfort and Making Out 00:00 Tools
Track 20 00:00 Tools
Untitled 00:00 Tools
Public Restroom 00:00 Tools
Heist Monkey 00:00 Tools
Snakes and Aliens 00:00 Tools
Track 23 00:00 Tools
Operation/Monopoly 00:00 Tools
Kool Aid man 00:00 Tools
Insomniac Tour 00:00 Tools
Every Comic Wants To Be A Rock Star 00:00 Tools
Snakes 00:00 Tools
Speak Like the Devil 00:00 Tools
10 - 5 Sisters 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sangwich The Heckl 00:00 Tools
Practical Jokes 00:00 Tools
Slip n Blead 00:00 Tools
The Clue Knife 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Pepsi Vs Coke 00:00 Tools
Itchy A*****e 00:00 Tools
Firemen & Policemen & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard 00:00 Tools
Burger King II 00:00 Tools
Teleporting And Time Machines 00:00 Tools
30 "Premeditated Acts" 00:00 Tools
Wake Up Thirsty 00:00 Tools
Burger King I 00:00 Tools
Hopped Up On The Ovaltine 00:00 Tools
kool-aid 00:00 Tools
Not So Kool Aid 00:00 Tools
Hopped up on the Quick 00:00 Tools
Firemen, Policemen, And Minature Golf Course Security Guard 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Prank Chinese Phone Calls 00:00 Tools
Exit 00:00 Tools
Punkass & Are You Out Of Your 00:00 Tools
Late Night TV 00:00 Tools
Why Women Win Fights 00:00 Tools
Intro/ The Dane Train 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Retards Rap 00:00 Tools
12 - speak n spell 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - In Canada 00:00 Tools
Slip and Bleed 00:00 Tools
Fireman 00:00 Tools
Retaliation disc 1 00:00 Tools
Creepy Girlfriend 00:00 Tools
B & E 00:00 Tools
Dance 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Pregnant Lady 00:00 Tools
bees 00:00 Tools
Intro... Keep It Going 00:00 Tools
The Chicken Sandwich, The Heckler And The Kabbash 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Super Gay Crab Dream 00:00 Tools
Bathroom / Pranks / Fuk And The Finga 00:00 Tools
Comedy - Dane Cook - I Want That! 00:00 Tools
I Just Wanna Dance 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Crappy Jobs 00:00 Tools
Vicious Circle Extended 00:00 Tools
06 - Would You Rather... 00:00 Tools
Turn Ons / Turn Offs 00:00 Tools
15 - Bathroom 00:00 Tools
Late For Work 00:00 Tools
Rock N' Roll, Snakes, Aliens 00:00 Tools
Turn On's/Turn Off's 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Speak N Spell 00:00 Tools
Chinese Prank Phone Calls 00:00 Tools
19 - Head 00:00 Tools
WWYDI 00:00 Tools
Punkass/Are You Out of Your Fucking Mind?! 00:00 Tools
Retaliation Disc 2 00:00 Tools
Hopped Up On The -Q- & Not So Kool-Aid 00:00 Tools
05 - Tire In The Face 00:00 Tools
11 - A Condom 00:00 Tools
03 - umm hellooooo 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - You Know You're Drunk 00:00 Tools
04 - Car Accident 00:00 Tools
Car Accident / Tire in the Face 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents Uncut 00:00 Tools
LOVE 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook Remix 00:00 Tools
Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard / The Bk Lounge 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Cross Street 00:00 Tools
Expressions 00:00 Tools
Hopped Up On The Q - Not So Kool-Aid 00:00 Tools
Get Out 00:00 Tools
13 - operation - monopoly 00:00 Tools
17 - fuk and the finga 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook-Christ Chex 00:00 Tools
Saturday Night Live 00:00 Tools
Fireman and Policeman and Miniature Golf 00:00 Tools
Father's Robe 00:00 Tools
Operation: Monopoly 00:00 Tools
Super gay crab nightmare 00:00 Tools
Fireman and Policeman 00:00 Tools
16 - Pranks 00:00 Tools
Fireman and Policeman and Miniature Golf Course Security Guard 00:00 Tools
Heist/ Monkey 00:00 Tools
14 - Do Not Tickle Me 00:00 Tools
Abducted / Are You Out Of Your Fuckin' Mind?! / Driveway Intruder 00:00 Tools
The Phone Zone 00:00 Tools
Hopped Up On The 00:00 Tools
B*A*M*F / Dream House 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Koolaid Man 00:00 Tools
21 Dane Cook - The Animal Channel 00:00 Tools
McDonald's Ebonics Commercial 00:00 Tools
Prank Chinese Phone Call 00:00 Tools
Dane cook - Jesus Jokes 00:00 Tools
B.A.M.F 00:00 Tools
Chicken Sangwich 00:00 Tools
Masturbation 00:00 Tools
Vernacular / Pissed Off 00:00 Tools
Insomniac Tour 05 00:00 Tools
06 Dane Cook - Drowning Sucks 00:00 Tools
Would You Rather.. 00:00 Tools
McDonalds 00:00 Tools
Exaggerating Girlfriend 00:00 Tools
Punkass/Are You Out Of Your Fu 00:00 Tools
Hopped Up On The Q / Not So Kool-Aid / Pick A Number Please! 00:00 Tools
04 - Tire In the Face 00:00 Tools
Teleporting/Time Machine 00:00 Tools
My Son Optimus Prime / Robe 00:00 Tools
Dont Tickle Me 00:00 Tools
Mouthing Off 00:00 Tools
slip and slide 00:00 Tools
Punkass/Are You Out Of Your Fuckin' Mind 00:00 Tools
Disc 1 00:00 Tools
Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Security Guard 00:00 Tools
Hopes N' Dreams 00:00 Tools
06 Dane Cook - Drown or Catch Fire 00:00 Tools
Retaliation 2 00:00 Tools
Fuk & The Finga 00:00 Tools
18 - dude, i just wanna dance 07:04 Tools
What's Up, Pop? 00:00 Tools
B.A.M.F. 00:00 Tools
Tickled 00:00 Tools
Pepsi vs. Coke 00:00 Tools
gay dreams 00:00 Tools
23 - not so kool-aid 00:00 Tools
21 - nightmare 00:00 Tools
Twat Swatters / Banter 1 / Mom & Pops 00:00 Tools
Punkass 00:00 Tools
War Gamer / Banter 2 / The C Word 00:00 Tools
Punkass/Are You Out Of Your Fucin' Mind?! 00:00 Tools
23 23 Dane Cook - Kool-aid Man 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - paper thingies 00:00 Tools
May 18, 2006 - First Gcast! 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Kool-Aid Man 00:00 Tools
Parking Structure / Umm, Helllllo? 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook- Umm, Helllllo 00:00 Tools
20 - the animal channel 00:00 Tools
Speak 'n' Spell / Monopoly / Don't Tickle Me 00:00 Tools
Retaliation [CD1] 00:00 Tools
Superbleeder / Legacy / Someone Shit On The Coats 00:00 Tools
15 00:00 Tools
Operation- Monopoly 00:00 Tools
One Night Stand / DJ Dibbles 00:00 Tools
Speak & Spell 00:00 Tools
Disc 2 00:00 Tools
Retaliation 1 00:00 Tools
Fuck Bees 00:00 Tools
Role Play / Hidden Gems 00:00 Tools
Retaliation [CD2] 00:00 Tools
Intro Riot 00:00 Tools
Love / Turn On's Slash Turn Off's / Bachelor 00:00 Tools
Track 18 00:00 Tools
The Friend Nobody Likes / Obey 00:00 Tools
Church, Christ Chex 00:00 Tools
Turn Ons/Turn Offs 00:00 Tools
20 - Head 00:00 Tools
Track 03 00:00 Tools
My 1 Regret / Painful Shits 00:00 Tools
Riot / Struck By A Vehicle 00:00 Tools
01 Intro 00:00 Tools
Marry Us 00:00 Tools
Dreams 00:00 Tools
Dane Cooke Stand-Up 00:00 Tools
Track 01 00:00 Tools
Retards' Rap 00:00 Tools
Monkey 00:00 Tools
Hopped Up On The -Q- 00:00 Tools
24 - pick a number please 00:00 Tools
Novel Ideas / Spiritual Comeback / Alt Ending Track / Banter 3 00:00 Tools
Turn on's / Turn off's 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Teach English (hilarious) 00:00 Tools
Dane Cooke - Jesus Jokes 00:00 Tools
You Have to Fucking Eat 00:00 Tools
Nestle Quick 00:00 Tools
Sneezing Atheist 00:00 Tools
Track 02 00:00 Tools
Track 06 00:00 Tools
No So Kool-Aid 00:00 Tools
Rough Around The Edges - Live From Madison Square Garden 00:00 Tools
hit by a car 00:00 Tools
I'LL NEVER BE YOU (EXPLICIT) 00:00 Tools
Ruthie Pig Face Draper 00:00 Tools
The Dane Train 00:00 Tools
Heist 00:00 Tools
Ball Busting 00:00 Tools
Track 22 00:00 Tools
Punkass/Are You Out of Your Fukin' Mind?! 00:00 Tools
Track 04 00:00 Tools
Track 13 00:00 Tools
Goodnights 00:00 Tools
15¢ 00:00 Tools
Punkass/Are You Out Of Your F**in' Mind?! 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Pillow Fight 00:00 Tools
Track 10 00:00 Tools
Punkass/Are You Out Of Your Fuckin' Mind? 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Tickling 00:00 Tools
Comedy Central Presents: Dane Cook 00:00 Tools
Track 12 00:00 Tools
Track 05 00:00 Tools
Track 14 00:00 Tools
Umm, Hellllllo 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Pooping 00:00 Tools
06 Would You Rather... 00:00 Tools
16 - Bathroom 00:00 Tools
22 - hopped up on the q 00:00 Tools
Track 11 00:00 Tools
Umm, Hello 00:00 Tools
Fireman & Policeman & Minitaur 00:00 Tools
Not So KoolAid 00:00 Tools
Track 07 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Drown or Catch Fire 00:00 Tools
Heist-Monkey 00:00 Tools
Creepy Guy 00:00 Tools
Track 09 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook: Vicious Circle 00:00 Tools
Koolaid 00:00 Tools
Intro/ Riot 00:00 Tools
21 - The Animal Channels 00:00 Tools
Bonus 00:00 Tools
Hopped Up On The Q/Not So Kool-Aid 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Pet names for a penis 00:00 Tools
ummm hellooooo 00:00 Tools
Would You Rather.... 00:00 Tools
Track 08 00:00 Tools
Don`t Tickle Me 00:00 Tools
Dane Cook - Street Fights 00:00 Tools
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Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972 in Cambridge, Massachusetts) is an American stand-up comedian and screen actor. Cook grew up in Arlington, Massachusetts and attended Arlington High School. He was raised Roman Catholic. His comic material is mostly observational humor. His recent routines include such diverse topics as car accident mayhem, Cook's time spent working at Burger King and assorted geek humor. Cook often refers to specific places or things using his own slang terms. For instance: Burger King is the "BK Lounge" (a phrase first used by De La Soul), Walgreens is "The Wall" , and a sandwich is a "sangwich". He also popularized the acronym BAMF, short for Bad Ass Mother Fucker, a slight variation on the more-common and widely-used "BMF", or "Bad Mother Fucker". Among Cook's numerous television credits are performances on Comedy Central Presents and Comedy Central Bar Mitzvah Bash. He is often referred to as 'the most popular guy on MySpace' (next to Tom Anderson, the creator of the service), because at one time he approved every friend request he received -- recently hitting one million. Career When he was a teenager, Dane discovered his comedic talent when his father, former radio personality George Cook, gave him a tape recorder and microphone. He was inspired by watching and listening to a variety of comedians, including Bill Cosby, Johnny Carson, George Carlin and even Red Skelton. In seventh grade he watched Saturday Night Live one night and saw Martin Short performing his character Ed Grimley. He suddenly realized a goal in life: to be on the show. He started performing stand-up comedy in 1990. By 1995, Cook was performing stand-up comedy every night, usually in Boston and, when he made it to Los Angeles, at The Laugh Factory. He stated in a 2005 interview with Entertainment Weekly that he "never walked toward a stage and felt heavy. Ever. Even in bad places, I always learned something." Also in 1995, Cook made his television debut as Kyle in five episodes of the short-lived ABC series Maybe This Time, starring Marie Osmond and Betty White. In 1999, he made his first (albeit brief) appearance in a major motion picture as "The Waffler" (a superhero who uses a waffle iron and "truth syrup" to fight crime) in Mystery Men. A year earlier, he was featured on Comedy Central's stand-up comedy showcase Premium Blend and, the following year, Comics Come Home. It would begin a partnership with the cable channel that would help launch Cook's career to new heights. He made his own half-hour feature segment on Comedy Central Presents in 2000. 1999 also saw Cook starring in the straight-to-video Dennis Rodman vehicle, Simon Sez. Often thought to be a sequel to the mildly successful Jean Claude Van Damme film, Simon Sez actually has nothing to do with Double Team. In the film Cook plays Rodman's partner, Nick Miranda. The film was directed by Kevin Elders, previously known as the screenwriter for Aces: Iron Eagle III. Two years later, Cook pooled $25,000 of his own money from savings and retirement accounts and launched DaneCook.com, his own interactive website to help further his career and help stay personally connected to his fans. Although other comics mocked him, his website, along with his MySpace account, turned out to be a success. In 2003, Cook released his first comedy album, Harmful If Swallowed, which also included a DVD of his appearances on Comedy Central. In 2003 Dane Cook also released the film 8 Guys, which he wrote, directed, and starred in. 2005 to present In 2005, Cook launched a nationwide tour dubbed "Tourgasm" (highlights from which aired as "Dane Cook's Tourgasm." It debuted on HBO June 11, 2006) as a follow up to his second album Retaliation, which debuted at #4 on Billboard magazine's Top Albums chart, the most successful comedy album debut since Steve Martin's A Wild and Crazy Guy in 1979. Cook wore a T-shirt depicting Steve Martin and "A Wild And Crazy Guy" at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards. The album's success launched a slew of public appearances and magazine articles that fall, including a three-minute routine on the MTV Video Music Awards on August 28. He also performed three sold-out shows in two nights at The Theater at Madison Square Garden, a 2,500 to 5,000 seat venue, in mid-September without any press but his own website. During a May 2005 appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Cook parodied Tom Cruise's "couch jumping" Oprah appearance and made a "tattoo" of Katie Holmes (actually a picture taped to his back), barging into the women's restroom to get her. During a October 2005 appearance on The Tonight Show, he kissed Charlize Theron's butt after she allowed him to do so. Cook was re-enacting a previous joke/act in which Charlize kissed Shirley MacLaine's butt at a Premiere magazine tribute to women in Hollywood. He also appeared and performed on Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour. He finished his own television pilot called Cooked, which he is writing and starring in, soon afterwards. On December 3, 2005, Cook finally realized his dream of hosting Saturday Night Live. His appearance was unique because he was one of the few stand-up comedians (as opposed to actors) to appear as guest host for the show. He performed the longest monologue in the show's history while using a handheld microphone, another rarity for SNL. The episode was one of the highest-rated SNLs of the season. On January 13, 2006, after months of keeping a "BIG secret" from his fans, he announced via his website an April 15 gig at Boston's TD Banknorth Garden where his first HBO special was eventually filmed. A documentary series and a scripted program are also in the works for HBO. In the week prior to the televised gig, he performed at the Mandalay Bay Resort in Las Vegas (April 8) and Allstate Arena in Chicago (April 13), the largest venues he's ever performed in those cities. Sadly, his mother, Donna Cook passed away after a long bout with cancer on July 3rd. Cook was in Santa Fe, New Mexico working on a movie called Employee of the Month, a comedy co-starring Jessica Simpson (who he's been linked to romantically by the tabloid press), Dax Shepard, Efren Ramirez and Harland Williams. He is also currently filming the psychological thriller Mr. Brooks in Shreveport, Louisiana with Kevin Costner. In 2006, he was named in Time magazine's list of the 100 most influential people of 2006. Cook plans on touring the country with other comedians including Steve Carell. While shooting a movie in Vancouver, Dane Cook made the local papers for his behavior in a comedy club. His actions were called "very immature". Dane Cook has yet to make comment on this event. The Super Finger The Super Finger or Su-Fi is a hand gesture. It was not created by Dane Cook, although he has adopted as such. It consists of raising the middle finger, ring finger, and thumb on the same hand while lowering (or curling) the index and pinky fingers. Cook's website explains his idea behind the Su-Fi: "One night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizzazz. I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUPERFINGER (or SU-FI)." Cook is considered to be double-jointed. In 2005, Cook started his own company to produce his albums and videos, which he named Superfinger Entertainment. Material controversy After the release of his immensely successful CD / DVD Retaliation, many fans of comedy took note of three bits on Cook's CD. On June 10, 1999, comedian Louis C.K. performed stand-up on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, one of the bits being about naming kids and wanting to name his kid with one letter repeated many times. On CK's debut CD, Louis CK: Live in Houston, which was released in 2000, CK had a bit called "Itchy Asshole". CK has also performed a routine on both his CD, Late Night, and other television programs called "Guy on a Bike", which was a routine about witnessing someone struck by a car and wondering how quickly to warn someone before the accident. In 2005, Dane Cook performed and released three similar routines on Retaliation. CK commented on the similarities, noting what he considered clear examples of cribbing material, but said that he did not intend to act on these findings. For his part, Cook has yet to respond. Vancouver Yuk-Yuk's On Saturday, July 22, 2006, Dane Cook was played off the stage at Yuk Yuk's comedy club in Vancouver. Cook was in town for six weeks shooting a film with Jessica Alba and his agent had requested a slot for him, after that night's headliner. When he arrived Cook wanted an earlier set, so he was given the slot before the headliner with the understanding that he do less time. He either could not see or ignored the red light so the club's manager cut his mic and tried to play him off with music. Cook was quite surprised by this but continued his act, until the manager cut his mic and tried to play him off again; this time it was successful, resulting in Cook dropping his mic in a fit of anger and walking off the stage. Read more on Last.fm. 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