George Carlin

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Killer Carlin 02:46 Tools
The Sickest 01:53 Tools
War Pictures 03:41 Tools
Mothers Club 04:38 Tools
Capt. Jack & Jolly George 04:00 Tools
Person to Person 03:33 Tools
The Cool World 05:14 Tools
Airport Security 08:03 Tools
Angels 01:11 Tools
Fear of Germs 05:59 Tools
Religion 02:07 Tools
Harley Davidson 01:24 Tools
House of Blues 02:01 Tools
Guys Named Todd 01:30 Tools
Cigars 01:40 Tools
There Is No God 08:38 Tools
A Modern Man 03:53 Tools
American Bullshit 02:38 Tools
How's Everybody Doin' 00:54 Tools
Man Stuff 05:24 Tools
Parents Of Honor Students 02:16 Tools
The Suicide Guy 07:07 Tools
Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television 06:45 Tools
Motivation Seminars 01:05 Tools
Things You Never See 00:55 Tools
Some People Are Stupid 02:29 Tools
Answering Machines 00:52 Tools
Rape Can Be Funny 03:51 Tools
"My Daddy" 00:51 Tools
Telephone Mimes 01:09 Tools
Baby Slings 00:59 Tools
Opening 01:30 Tools
Hands-Free Telephone Headsets 00:38 Tools
Gun Enthusiasts 01:26 Tools
Euphemisms 03:53 Tools
Businessmen 01:26 Tools
Feminist Blowjob 04:06 Tools
Singers With One Name 00:41 Tools
Family Newsletters 01:23 Tools
Names 04:24 Tools
Kids and Parents 06:52 Tools
People Who Wear Visors 00:39 Tools
White Guys Who Shave Their Heads 00:48 Tools
Three Little Words 03:51 Tools
Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons 01:01 Tools
Music on Answering Machines 01:39 Tools
People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books 01:16 Tools
People Who Misuse Credit Cards 00:51 Tools
Extreme Human Behavior 13:41 Tools
Things You Never Hear 01:20 Tools
The Opening 09:22 Tools
Abortion 08:42 Tools
Advertising Lullabye 02:38 Tools
NASA-Holes 01:32 Tools
Dumb Americans 10:56 Tools
Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments 07:14 Tools
Offensive Language 04:47 Tools
Sanctity of Life 03:28 Tools
I Ain't Afraid of Cancer 01:59 Tools
Good Ideas 02:36 Tools
TV Tonight 03:53 Tools
Class Clown 16:08 Tools
Things You Don't Wanna Hear 02:19 Tools
Capital Punishment 08:40 Tools
Minority Language 02:12 Tools
The All-Suicide TV Channel 03:13 Tools
The Confessional 04:13 Tools
Autoerotic Asphyxia 04:54 Tools
Heavy Mysteries 01:59 Tools
Pyramid of the Hopeless 08:43 Tools
Life's Little Moments 03:59 Tools
They're Only Words 01:49 Tools
I Love My Dog 07:04 Tools
Don't Pull the Plug on Me 01:30 Tools
You & Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body) 10:39 Tools
Yeast Infection 04:38 Tools
Organ Donor Programs 01:18 Tools
I Used to Be Irish Catholic 02:57 Tools
State Prison Farms 08:13 Tools
Coast-To-Coast Emergency 06:51 Tools
Posthumous Female Transplants 03:34 Tools
Free-Floating Hostility 19:30 Tools
Familiar Expressions 09:14 Tools
Farting in Public 03:00 Tools
Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'! 06:17 Tools
Things We Say When People Die 02:36 Tools
Airline Announcements 16:44 Tools
Have a Nice Day 03:23 Tools
Rice Krispies 02:32 Tools
Shoot 05:55 Tools
Drugs 04:24 Tools
Old Fuck 03:45 Tools
He's Smiling Down 02:11 Tools
First Announcements 01:24 Tools
Sex in Commercials 05:21 Tools
The Hair Piece 02:54 Tools
Goin' Through My Address Book 02:52 Tools
Parents In Hell 01:08 Tools
Ice Box Man 06:17 Tools
Second Announcements 01:08 Tools
People Refuse To Be Realistic 01:10 Tools
Interview With Jesus 07:55 Tools
Little Things We Share 07:47 Tools
Welcome to My Job 03:02 Tools
The Planet Is Fine 13:36 Tools
Birth Control 05:09 Tools
Occupation: Foole 01:32 Tools
Join the Book Club 02:37 Tools
Today's Professional Parents 05:48 Tools
Golf Courses for the Homeless 11:13 Tools
A Couple Of Other Questions 01:04 Tools
Black Consciousness 02:38 Tools
A Place for My Stuff 04:35 Tools
White Harlem 04:45 Tools
Dead Parents Helping 03:59 Tools
Teenage Masturbation 04:50 Tools
Grass Swept the Neighborhood 01:25 Tools
The Hallway Groups 02:05 Tools
Third Announcements 01:14 Tools
New York Voices 07:06 Tools
Childhood Cliches 03:47 Tools
Fourth Announcements 00:48 Tools
Filthy Words 11:30 Tools
I Like People 00:51 Tools
Every Child Is Special 01:42 Tools
Cute Little Farts 05:08 Tools
Children Are Our Future 00:39 Tools
Raisin' A Child Is Not Difficult 00:42 Tools
The Self-Esteem Movement 01:16 Tools
Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf 07:35 Tools
Sports 09:40 Tools
Divorce Game 04:30 Tools
Sixth Announcements 01:07 Tools
Losing Things 07:59 Tools
Hello-Goodbye 04:13 Tools
Baseball-Football 01:59 Tools
Fussy Eater, Part 2 04:26 Tools
Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag 06:26 Tools
Groups and Charities 03:54 Tools
Stupid Bullshit 03:12 Tools
What A Phone Call Should Be 00:54 Tools
Proud To Be An American 01:47 Tools
In A Coma 00:49 Tools
Their Kids! 01:09 Tools
Son of Wino 06:30 Tools
They Want To Show You The Pictures 04:29 Tools
Let's Make a Deal 04:48 Tools
Raisin Rhetoric 02:04 Tools
Love and Regards 05:35 Tools
You Have No Rights 05:14 Tools
The 11 O'clock News 07:09 Tools
Takin' Off Yer Hat 03:04 Tools
Five Twos 02:01 Tools
God Bless America 02:59 Tools
No One Questions Things 02:55 Tools
Nursery Rhymes 04:15 Tools
Goofy Shit 03:59 Tools
You're Lost 01:40 Tools
Reagan's Gang, Church People, and American Values 11:10 Tools
Swearing On The Bible 04:23 Tools
Earrings 05:28 Tools
Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow 02:26 Tools
Just Enough Bullshit 01:33 Tools
Stupid Bullshit On The Phone 02:33 Tools
High on the Plane 04:29 Tools
Toledo Window Box 04:56 Tools
New News 04:17 Tools
The Metric System 02:09 Tools
Mental Hot Foots 02:51 Tools
People I Can Do Without 02:07 Tools
Things to Watch Out For 02:25 Tools
Battered Plants 03:44 Tools
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?) 05:16 Tools
Bodily Functions 05:41 Tools
Fussy Eater, Part 1 03:31 Tools
You're All Diseased 03:20 Tools
Some Werds 07:57 Tools
Missing 01:04 Tools
Water Sez 01:05 Tools
Muhammad Ali-America The Beautiful 04:35 Tools
On the Road 04:44 Tools
Flesh Colored Band-Aids 02:47 Tools
For Names' Sake 06:56 Tools
God 06:43 Tools
Good Sports 02:28 Tools
Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal 02:22 Tools
Religious Lift 03:28 Tools
Gay Lib 02:06 Tools
Radio Dial 01:49 Tools
Snot, the Original Rubber Cement 02:54 Tools
Unrelated Things 02:21 Tools
Wurds 00:58 Tools
Death and Dying 13:46 Tools
Rules, Rules, Rules! 02:31 Tools
Kids Are Too Small 03:11 Tools
A Few More Farts 05:55 Tools
Words We Leave Behind 01:53 Tools
Parents' Cliches and Children's Secret Answers 03:19 Tools
Monopoly 03:43 Tools
Keeping People Alert 11:11 Tools
Y'Ever 02:26 Tools
The Ten Commandments 06:16 Tools
Supermarkets 07:02 Tools
How's Your Dog? 05:03 Tools
Tattoos 03:11 Tools
How to Handle a Heckler 01:04 Tools
Clerks, Hankies and Emma 05:15 Tools
Lenny Bruce 02:17 Tools
Guacamole 00:43 Tools
First Time Funny 05:06 Tools
Headlines 04:20 Tools
New Sports 04:15 Tools
Nuts in Cake & Toenail Clippings 01:41 Tools
'A Place For My Stuff' 05:06 Tools
Early Influences 02:02 Tools
Values 05:15 Tools
7 Words You Can't Say On TV 07:02 Tools
Peas 05:57 Tools
I'm Musical 07:02 Tools
Baseball and Football 02:47 Tools
Favorite Period of Time 01:43 Tools
People Who Want to Know the Time 07:32 Tools
Tell Claus I Said, 'Hello' 07:02 Tools
List of People Who Ought to Be Killed 12:41 Tools
Burns & Carlin 04:54 Tools
Losing Your Place 06:15 Tools
Lost & Found 03:19 Tools
George's Disc Jockey Theme and Show Opening 00:58 Tools
Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell.... 03:41 Tools
Words 03:38 Tools
Standing Alone 05:53 Tools
The Vegas Incident 03:17 Tools
Asylums 05:03 Tools
Politics 02:13 Tools
The Writer 02:09 Tools
Little Moments 01:45 Tools
Hitchhiking 00:55 Tools
The Evening News 02:47 Tools
Carlin on Campus 47:53 Tools
Advice 00:51 Tools
The Big Change 05:17 Tools
Writing Techniques 04:52 Tools
Hitchhiking (Long Version) 01:47 Tools
The Newscast 07:36 Tools
Expressions 03:43 Tools
Sports Is Big Business 05:24 Tools
Icebox Man 06:09 Tools
The Laughter Reflex 02:40 Tools
Trying Stuff Out 02:26 Tools
Structuring the Act 02:10 Tools
Respect 01:31 Tools
Physical Carlin 02:06 Tools
Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread 03:41 Tools
Comedy and Pain 02:15 Tools
Regional Differences 05:47 Tools
Elmo's Song / Johnny Badcheck 01:10 Tools
Preface 04:12 Tools
More Stuff On Cars & Driving 00:00 Tools
Dogs Come in All Sizes 02:34 Tools
Point of View 01:38 Tools
The Business of Comedy 01:04 Tools
Comedy's Evolution 01:30 Tools
Airlines 08:41 Tools
Avant Garde Play 01:16 Tools
Falling Asleep 01:01 Tools
Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of 06:28 Tools
Just Before You Die 00:53 Tools
Dogs on TV 00:56 Tools
Meaning of Life 03:28 Tools
Telling Time 01:09 Tools
Timing & Delivery 01:41 Tools
Wasted Time 02:27 Tools
Food Terms 01:24 Tools
Snapper Lawn Mowers 02:34 Tools
Grandchildren 00:53 Tools
Ugly Singers 02:03 Tools
Prerequisites 02:30 Tools
Complaints and Grievances 56:16 Tools
Minority Language A-Happens to Be B-Openly C-Urban D-Girlfriend 00:00 Tools
Religious People 06:42 Tools
That's a Fine Howdoyado 03:59 Tools
Public Affairs 04:18 Tools
Secretary of Being in the Closet 02:46 Tools
No Brown in the Rainbow 03:02 Tools
The Indian Sergeant 05:21 Tools
400,000 American Musical Favorites 06:24 Tools
No Complaining About Politicians 03:05 Tools
My Dog 02:53 Tools
Rip-Offs 02:47 Tools
Wasted Time - Sharing A Swallow 02:28 Tools
Nice Days 02:33 Tools
20th Century Hostilities 04:24 Tools
Saying 'Hello' 02:30 Tools
Free Speech 03:05 Tools
Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace 08:01 Tools
Euphemistic Language 08:09 Tools
Death Penalty 00:41 Tools
RainDances 01:11 Tools
Closing 01:47 Tools
Retired People 01:05 Tools
Modern Man 03:10 Tools
Quicksand 02:11 Tools
Commercials 08:20 Tools
Latest Disaster 01:22 Tools
40 Years in Comedy 00:00 Tools
Fun You Can Have 02:06 Tools
Organ Donors 02:21 Tools
A Proposition 01:42 Tools
Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo 03:41 Tools
Daytime Television 09:37 Tools
A Name By Any Other Name 04:26 Tools
The Red Sox (Socks) 03:10 Tools
Appropriate Names 02:37 Tools
I Can't Recall 00:56 Tools
It's Bad For Ya 08:57 Tools
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Keeping People Alert (George Carlin) 11:11 Tools
People I Can Do Without (George Carlin) 03:47 Tools
It's Your Body-Fearless Fashions 08:04 Tools
The George Carlin Book Club Offer No.1-How To Titles 01:11 Tools
More Stuff on Cars and Driving 21:37 Tools
Fuck You, I Like These Kinds Of Jokes 01:48 Tools
Hi Mom! 01:04 Tools
Henry the VIII 00:33 Tools
Back In Town 01:11 Tools
The New Zodiac 01:14 Tools
Britain's Return of Hong Kong 00:57 Tools
Napalm And Silly Putty 03:20 Tools
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More Stuff On Cars & Driving (George Carlin) 21:36 Tools
Mental Brain Thoughts 03:48 Tools
Give A Hoot 00:42 Tools
Do, Take, Have, Give 01:22 Tools
You Are All Diseased 00:00 Tools
When I Was Young 01:08 Tools
Bumper Sticker 02:55 Tools
Let's Beat Them With Our Purses! 01:58 Tools
A Place For Your Stuff 09:55 Tools
Sports Roundup 01:58 Tools
Anything But The Present 05:34 Tools
What's My Motivation 00:45 Tools
Comitting the Perfect Double Murder 02:56 Tools
Traffic Accidents- Keep Movin'! 00:00 Tools
Religion is Bullshit 10:14 Tools
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Rats And Squealers 07:14 Tools
Wonderful WINO (Top-40 Disc Jockey) 05:51 Tools
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Special Dispensation 00:00 Tools
Saving The Planet 07:38 Tools
'Tippy' 00:00 Tools
George Carlin - 01 - Shoot 05:53 Tools
Jammin' In New York 00:00 Tools
muhammad ali 04:35 Tools
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The Fecal Differential 27:04 Tools
I Used To Be An Irish Catholic 02:57 Tools
Tired Of Songs 02:57 Tools
george carlin - 02 - the hair piece 02:57 Tools
Boston Rant 1957 00:00 Tools
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Parental Advisory 00:00 Tools
Herb Coolhouse 04:35 Tools
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Ed Sullivan Self-taught 03:26 Tools
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George Carlin - 04 - Drugs 05:20 Tools
George Carlin - 03 - Sex in Commercials 05:20 Tools
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Introduction 02:47 Tools
More Euphemisms 04:39 Tools
An Incomplete List Of Impolite Words 05:30 Tools
Stupid things we say 00:00 Tools
Uncle Dave 05:51 Tools
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The First Enema 02:45 Tools
Seven Dirty Words 03:53 Tools
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George Carlin - 05 - Birth Control 00:00 Tools
Stupid People 00:00 Tools
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We Control Your Lives 05:10 Tools
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Eye Blaster 04:59 Tools
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Hitchhiking (Short Version) 00:55 Tools
The Male Disease 07:54 Tools
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Action 6 News 03:55 Tools
George Carlin - 07 - Divorce Game 04:28 Tools
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THings that piss me off 01:40 Tools
george carlin - 06 - son of wino 00:00 Tools
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Another Problem for Women... 08:09 Tools
Fuck Mickey Mouse 00:00 Tools
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Ugly Women 04:31 Tools
Guys & Dolls, Part 1: Ladies First 02:27 Tools
George Carlin - 40 Years in Comedy 58:32 Tools
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Cars and Driving 00:00 Tools
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George Carlin - 09 - Let's Make a Deal 03:32 Tools
Fuck the Children 05:01 Tools
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George Carlin - 08 - Ed Sullivan Self Taught 03:26 Tools
Reality Shows 05:35 Tools
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Canadians 03:32 Tools
Short Jokes 03:33 Tools
Free Breast Examinations 04:02 Tools
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Airline Announements 05:06 Tools
Euphemisms 2 05:24 Tools
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More Shorties 05:03 Tools
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George Carlin - 10 - The 11 O'Clock News 03:34 Tools
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Mort Sahl 03:34 Tools
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The Original "Person to Person" 03:59 Tools
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First Leftfielders 01:49 Tools
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Reality Shows (Cont'd) 03:12 Tools
Airline Flight Attendants 05:07 Tools
Letter to a Friend 02:52 Tools
Drinking and Driving 05:23 Tools
Fat Jokes 05:23 Tools
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Child Worship 03:43 Tools
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War 02:46 Tools
The Prayer 04:52 Tools
Class Clown - Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squeamish 12:27 Tools
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Locations 04:15 Tools
Opening Sequence 01:49 Tools
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Usage of Fuck 02:30 Tools
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Landmines 04:45 Tools
A Moment Of Silence 00:00 Tools
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Fart jokes 00:00 Tools
Polically Incorrect 00:00 Tools
Zero Tolerance 06:21 Tools
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Al Gore's Actions 04:02 Tools
Traffic Accidents-Keep Movin’! 06:16 Tools
Second Leftfielders 00:00 Tools
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Schmucks 05:31 Tools
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Blind Girls 04:18 Tools
Politically Speaking 00:00 Tools
Racial Slurs 00:00 Tools
Comedy - George Carlin - Abortion 55:37 Tools
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Zones 06:19 Tools
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01-Wonderful WINO 05:51 Tools
Mr. Policeman 02:49 Tools
Early Boarding 04:05 Tools
Third Leftfielders 03:10 Tools
Breakfast, Wine And Who's Boss 06:40 Tools
Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell. Purgatory and Limbo 00:00 Tools
Restaurants 03:06 Tools
Irish Guys 04:47 Tools
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The Meaning of Fuck 04:05 Tools
Fourth Leftfielders 00:00 Tools
Debbie's Checkup 04:25 Tools
CD Track 01 03:53 Tools
Handicaps- I'm Tired 05:13 Tools
Muhammed Ali - America The Beautiful 04:35 Tools
Values: How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window? 00:00 Tools
Traffic Accidents–Keep Movin'! 00:00 Tools
Intro 00:32 Tools
Ebonics Lesson 05:13 Tools
More Stuff on Cars and Driving Medley 21:37 Tools
Casual on a Cell Phone 05:39 Tools
Life Is Worth Losing 13:14 Tools
People Are Boring 03:35 Tools
Confession 04:54 Tools
One More Thing You Don't Need 05:15 Tools
CD Track 02 03:51 Tools
Activists 05:25 Tools
Old Fashioned 06:31 Tools
Driving in Traffic 05:55 Tools
Arrogance of mankind 03:20 Tools
Politically Speaking Continued 05:38 Tools
People who oughta be killed 01:16 Tools
Store Clerks 05:22 Tools
Traffic 05:14 Tools
Colon Powell 05:33 Tools
CD Track 03 07:06 Tools
Domestic Terrorism 04:33 Tools
Dear Friend 04:58 Tools
09 - Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television 05:14 Tools
Baseball - Football 02:47 Tools
Opposed to Singing 05:43 Tools
Channel 7 Editorial 03:31 Tools
Left Wing Non-Sense 06:08 Tools
The American Dream 04:48 Tools
You & Me (Things That Come Off Your Body) 04:48 Tools
Wasted Time-Sharing a Swallow 02:27 Tools
Road Rage 05:02 Tools
Quotes and Stuff 05:02 Tools
Reporting a Bombing 04:26 Tools
Head Blew Up 03:53 Tools
CD Track 04 13:41 Tools
Fire Dept Tip 05:22 Tools
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?) / Shoot Is Shit ... 00:00 Tools
Instructions 04:46 Tools
Shitty Music 04:47 Tools
Short Exchanges 03:16 Tools
Usage 03:04 Tools
News Descriptions 06:36 Tools
Entertaining a Four Year Old 04:47 Tools
We like War 04:26 Tools
Old Time Radio Favorites 06:36 Tools
Silence 06:22 Tools
CD Track 05 03:13 Tools
Tumor Humor 04:13 Tools
Sex Facts From Thailand 03:41 Tools
Assholes 01:09 Tools
No More Old People 06:51 Tools
Football Cheers 04:42 Tools
TV Crap 03:00 Tools
Minority Language: Happens to Be / Openly / Urban / Girlfriend 00:00 Tools
02 - Wasted Time 04:13 Tools
Poor People 03:49 Tools
Body Curiosity 03:25 Tools
08 - Muhammad Ali 04:13 Tools
Be Well 05:58 Tools
04 - I Used To Be An Irish Catholic 00:00 Tools
Orchestra 04:17 Tools
List Of Impolite Words 05:29 Tools
Heroes Who Died for Their Country 05:24 Tools
Radio/TV Interviews 04:17 Tools
Retail 03:24 Tools
Minority Language: A-Happens to Be B-Openly C-Urban D-Girlfriend 02:12 Tools
Things NOT To say during sex 04:17 Tools
Birthday Party 07:14 Tools
Deceased 04:54 Tools
06 - Special Dispensation 05:58 Tools
CD Track 06 10:56 Tools
03 - Values 03:49 Tools
Hobos 06:21 Tools
George Carlin - Airport Security 04:17 Tools
Countryside Battles 03:35 Tools
Don't Say to a Comedian 06:31 Tools
Dealing With Homelessness 06:21 Tools
Pussy Fart, Dingleberry, Cornhole 03:51 Tools
Special Dispensation-Heaven, Hell, Purgatory And Limbo 00:00 Tools
Seven Words You Can Never Say 00:00 Tools
CD Track 09 03:34 Tools
Problems and Issues 03:48 Tools
Sacking a City 04:19 Tools
04 - Sports 02:12 Tools
CD Track 08 04:54 Tools
Things We Don't Want to Share 00:00 Tools
Scab 03:23 Tools
News Report Death of Humpty Dumpty 01:13 Tools
CD Track 07 06:21 Tools
Death 02:25 Tools
08 - Missing 06:21 Tools
02 - 1 - Opening 01:13 Tools
Safety Tips 03:58 Tools
Graceful Death 06:15 Tools
Traffic accidents 06:16 Tools
CD Track 10 04:38 Tools
Life is Worth Losing (HBO 11-6-05) 03:23 Tools
Answering Machine Messages 06:15 Tools
The Coney Island Recordings 08:39 Tools
Little David Years 50:17 Tools
Jammin' In New York (complete) 03:58 Tools
CD Track 11 06:51 Tools
advertising and bull shit 00:00 Tools
10 Commandments 07:14 Tools
06 - Wurds 04:26 Tools
Pro-Life is Anti-Woman 09:50 Tools
07 - God 00:00 Tools
3 - People I Can Do Without 00:00 Tools
Captain Jack & Jolly George 04:01 Tools
08 - Gay Lib 00:00 Tools
Religion is bullshit [HQ DVD-Rip] 00:30 Tools
Kids and Parents: Children Are Overrated/They're Not All Cute/ 06:51 Tools
Balance The Budget 04:02 Tools
Flamethrowers 01:37 Tools
Everyday Expressions 06:29 Tools
Muhammad Ali / America the Beautiful 04:35 Tools
13 - Y'Ever 00:00 Tools
Man Stuff: A--Slugfest B--Cut-Off Sleeves C--Barbed Wire Tattoo ... 05:23 Tools
The All Suicide TV Channel 03:13 Tools
4 - More Stuff on Cars and Driving Medley 01:49 Tools
Religion is bullshit. 03:35 Tools
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap In The Window) 05:15 Tools
4 Groups That Gotta Go 03:13 Tools
Advertising Lullaby 02:02 Tools
Seven Words You Can't Say On Television 04:35 Tools
Edward R. Murrow 03:47 Tools
English Language 04:09 Tools
1 - Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf 03:13 Tools
TV Tonight: A--Playboy Channel B--Jerry Springer C--Little House ... 03:53 Tools
Carlin at Carnegie Hall 05:15 Tools
The Save-A-Pussy Foundation 03:34 Tools
Regan's Gang, Church People And American Values 02:33 Tools
You and me 10:38 Tools
Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?) /Shoot Is Shit ... 05:15 Tools
My God's Dick Is Huge 04:52 Tools
Oxymorons 04:52 Tools
Class Clown [Explicit] 16:06 Tools
Doin' It Again 56:22 Tools
Stupid B******t 03:12 Tools
Rockets And Penisis In The Persian Gulf 00:00 Tools
Camp Grenada 00:00 Tools
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Pro Life, Abortion, And The Sanctity Of Life 08:59 Tools
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American B******t 00:00 Tools
What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 46:23 Tools
The 7 Dirty Words 07:14 Tools
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Fussy Eater 04:09 Tools
Stuff 04:09 Tools
Children 06:40 Tools
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Just Enough B******t 27:09 Tools
George's Best Stuff 27:04 Tools
Brain Droppings 27:09 Tools
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Wonderful WINO 05:51 Tools
Rants 04:32 Tools
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Rights and Privileges 09:29 Tools
Chris Rock Show 05:39 Tools
Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be Manners.................. 01:57 Tools
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Baseball -: Football 12:27 Tools
Minority Language A-Happens to Be B-Openly 02:27 Tools
food advertising 00:30 Tools
Cats & Dogs 02:27 Tools
Self Esteem Movement 01:16 Tools
Vagina Song 02:27 Tools
Napalm and Silly Putty (Unabridged) 02:27 Tools
(Full album) - 40 Years in Comedy 02:27 Tools
Why is Prostitution Illegal!? 00:42 Tools
Special Dispensation - Heaven, 02:27 Tools
Opening [Explicit] 01:13 Tools
Why Kids Love Farts 02:27 Tools
Goofy Boy Names 01:25 Tools
How language is used to mask truth and Israeli terrorism 02:14 Tools
Seven Words You Can't Say On TV 01:16 Tools
Sandwich 02:36 Tools
Old Fuck [Explicit] 03:45 Tools
Nascar 01:16 Tools
Things We Say When People Die [Explicit] 02:36 Tools
Terrorism 02:01 Tools
George on Dennis Miller Live! 00:00 Tools
Bullshit 02:14 Tools
Why I Don't Vote 03:18 Tools
He's Smiling Down [Explicit] 02:11 Tools
Social Situations 02:14 Tools
Dogs 03:32 Tools
Warm And Cold 02:14 Tools
Cars & Driving 07:14 Tools
Parents In Hell [Explicit] 01:09 Tools
People Refuse To Be Realistic [Explicit] 01:10 Tools
Goin' Through My Address Book [Explicit] 02:52 Tools
Observations 00:42 Tools
Who's The Boss 07:14 Tools
I Like People [Explicit] 00:51 Tools
Raisin' A Child Is Not Difficult [Explicit] 00:42 Tools
Beliefs 01:25 Tools
Pandas 00:42 Tools
Natural Disasters 05:00 Tools
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops - CD1Ch01 01:09 Tools
At It Again 02:14 Tools
Dead Parents Helping [Explicit] 00:51 Tools
Stupid Bullshit [Explicit] 03:12 Tools
Pissing off the Feminists 00:00 Tools
Every Child Is Special [Explicit] 03:12 Tools
The Self-Esteem Movement [Explicit] 01:16 Tools
Vitamins 03:12 Tools
Cookies 00:45 Tools
Proud To Be An American [Explicit] 01:47 Tools
Children Are Our Future [Explicit] 00:39 Tools
Jesus Christ 10:25 Tools
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Fart 00:45 Tools
A Couple of Other Questions [Explicit] 01:04 Tools
Their Kids! [Explicit] 02:59 Tools
Pussification 03:37 Tools
God Bless America [Explicit] 02:59 Tools
What A Phone Call Should Be [Explicit] 00:54 Tools
Playin With Your Head 01:16 Tools
The Planet Is Fine, The People Are Fucked 09:16 Tools
Rats and Squealers [Explicit] 00:39 Tools
Feminist B*****b 04:33 Tools
Today's Professional Parents [Explicit] 05:48 Tools
In A Coma [Explicit] 00:49 Tools
Class Clown: Bi-Labial Fricative/Attracting Attention/Squeamish 01:47 Tools
Boston Rant 1957 [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
Dumb Americans (Part 2) 04:55 Tools
pride 03:32 Tools
Just Enough Bullshit [Explicit] 01:33 Tools
They Want To Show You The Pictures [Explicit] 04:29 Tools
The All-Suicide TV Chanel 03:13 Tools
What would happen if we didn't have electricity 03:32 Tools
Takin' Off Yer Hat [Explicit] 03:04 Tools
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Wonderful Wino (Top-40 Disc Jockey) - Live 02:01 Tools
05 - We Control Your Lives 03:45 Tools
03 - Euphemisms 03:08 Tools
Question Everything 00:30 Tools
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (Unabridged) 03:08 Tools
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No One Questions Things [Explicit] 02:55 Tools
Stupid Bullshit On The Phone [Explicit] 02:33 Tools
Swearing On The Bible [Explicit] 04:23 Tools
15 Rules to Live By 04:07 Tools
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Time 01:47 Tools
Forward / Rice Krispies 02:33 Tools
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About God 00:50 Tools
Tired of Songs [Explicit] 00:30 Tools
The First Enema [Explicit] 00:30 Tools
Ebonics Language Lesson 02:33 Tools
You Have No Rights [Explicit] 05:14 Tools
Extreme Human Behavior (Part 1) 00:30 Tools
08 - Guys & Dolls, Part 1- Ladies First 01:47 Tools
The Fecal Differential [Explicit] 02:59 Tools
04 - Eye Blaster 1 03:37 Tools
Why You Are In Debt 03:14 Tools
Traffic Accidents: Keep Movin'! 06:20 Tools
Legal Advice 01:46 Tools
Blue Food 25:28 Tools
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Place to Keep My Stuff 01:46 Tools
Again 01:46 Tools
On Location 25:28 Tools
Camcorder 01:10 Tools
Just For Fun 01:57 Tools
Wishing Wells 00:57 Tools
09 - Another Problem For Women 08:09 Tools
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Moths 01:00 Tools
Supermarket 03:28 Tools
Hippy Dippy Weather man 01:57 Tools
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Uncle Dave [Explicit] 05:06 Tools
Commercials - Live 05:06 Tools
Sick 00:30 Tools
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Thoughts 02:59 Tools
Minority Language: Happens To Be/Openly/Urban/Girlfriend 01:10 Tools
Another Objection on Language 04:11 Tools
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People I Can Do Without. 09:29 Tools
Darth Vader Uses Ebonics 04:30 Tools
Watch Your Mouth 06:30 Tools
Popular Beliefs Rooted in Familiar Expressions 06:30 Tools
Television Announcers 07:24 Tools
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Peace on You 04:57 Tools
Jammin in New York 57:59 Tools
My Childhood 05:39 Tools
Reagan's Gang, Church People, And American Values (Part 2) 04:32 Tools
Dogs don't Care 02:51 Tools
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Being in a Coma 03:11 Tools
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Sex & Violence 02:51 Tools
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Niggas Vs. Blacks 02:50 Tools
First Time Human Sacrifice 12:27 Tools
Declare War 00:00 Tools
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Click 05:39 Tools
Things You Don't Want To Hear 07:24 Tools
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Form 05:39 Tools
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Rules - 1976 00:00 Tools
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Whoop 04:02 Tools
Woohoo 12:27 Tools
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Values (How Much Is That Dog C 05:39 Tools
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Deaths of Supercelebrities 02:45 Tools
Rockets and P***ses In the Persian Gulf 12:27 Tools
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Rain. Dances. 007 00:30 Tools
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Pussification Of The American Male 00:39 Tools
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7 dirty words 00:00 Tools
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George Carlin - Playin With Your Head 00:00 Tools
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops - CD1Ch06 06:38 Tools
AMAZING STAND-UP 06:38 Tools
Backa 00:00 Tools
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George Carlin Book Club 01:03 Tools
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Dogs & Forever 03:55 Tools
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Who Really Controls America 02:59 Tools
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Zoings 03:55 Tools
Yo 04:03 Tools
I Gave Up On My Species 00:00 Tools
George Carlin Oxymorons 00:00 Tools
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Pooh Goes Ape Shit 00:00 Tools
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops - CD1Ch11 04:03 Tools
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Clinton & JFK 04:32 Tools
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Little Things 03:32 Tools
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Seven Words You Can Never Sa.. 00:30 Tools
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Persian Gulf War 03:32 Tools
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People I Can Do With Out. 04:15 Tools
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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 23, 2008) was a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author. Carlin is especially noted for his irreverent attitude and his observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many taboo subjects. In fact, Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5-4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's right to regulate the public airwaves. George Carlin's latest stand up routines were primarily focused on attacking the flaws in modern-day America. He often took on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture. He is considered by many to have been a successor to the late Lenny Bruce and was ranked by Comedy Central as the second greatest stand-up comedian of all time behind Richard Pryor. Born in New York City, New York, George Carlin grew up on West 121st Street, in a neighborhood of Manhattan which he later said he and his friends called "White Harlem", because that sounded a lot tougher than its real name, "Morningside Heights". "General Grant was one of my neighbors," he would say later. He was raised by his mother, who left his father when Carlin was two years old. At age 14, Carlin dropped out of Cardinal Hayes High School and later joined the United States Air Force, training as a radar technician. He was stationed at Barksdale AFB in Bossier City, Louisiana. During this time he began working as a disc jockey on KJOE, a radio station based in the nearby city of Shreveport. He did not complete his Air Force enlistment. Labeled an "unproductive airman" by his superiors, Carlin was discharged on July 29, 1957. In 1959, Carlin and Jack Burns began as a comedy team when both were working for radio station KXOL in Fort Worth. After successful performances at Fort Worth's beat coffeehouse, The Cellar, the two headed for California in February 1960 and stayed together for two years as a team before moving on to individual pursuits. In the 1960s, Carlin began appearing on television variety shows, notably The Ed Sullivan Show. Eventually, Carlin changed both his routines and his appearance. He lost some TV bookings by dressing strangely for a comedian of the time, wearing faded jeans and sporting a beard and earrings at a time when clean-cut, well-dressed comedians were in vogue. Using his own persona as a springboard for his new comedy, he was presented by Ed Sullivan in a performance of "The Hair Piece," and quickly regained his popularity as the public caught on to his sense of style. In this period he also perfected what is perhaps his best-known routine, "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television", recorded on Class Clown, a routine which offended some. Carlin was arrested in 1972 at Milwaukee's Summerfest and charged with violating obscenity laws after performing this routine. In 1973, a man complained to the FCC that his son had heard a later, similar routine, "Filthy Words", from Occupation: Foole, broadcast one afternoon over WBAI, a Pacifica Foundation FM radio station in New York City. Pacifica received a citation from the FCC, which sought to fine Pacifica for allegedly violating FCC regulations which prohibited broadcasting "obscene" material. The U.S. Supreme Court upheld the FCC action, by a vote of 5 to 4, ruling that the routine was "indecent but not obscene", and the FCC had authority to prohibit such broadcasts during hours when children were likely to be among the audience. F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, 438 U.S. 726 (1978). The controversy only increased Carlin's fame (or notoriety). Carlin eventually expanded the dirty-words theme with a seemingly interminable end to a performance (ending with his voice fading out in one HBO version, and accompanying the credits in the Carlin at Carnegie special for the 1982-83 season), and a set of 49 web pages organized by subject and embracing his "Incomplete List Of Impolite Words". Ironically, the court documents contain a complete transcript of the routine, perhaps validating what Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. said: "You cannot define obscenity without being obscene." Carlin was the first-ever host of NBC's Saturday Night Live, debuting on October 11, 1975. (He also hosted SNL on November 10, 1984.) The following season, 1976-77, Carlin also appeared regularly on CBS Television's Tony Orlando & Dawn variety series. In the 1970s, Carlin became known for unpredictable performances. He would walk off if no one laughed, verbally insult the audience, or simply not appear. Carlin unexpectedly stopped performing regularly in 1976, when his career appeared to be at its height. For the next five years, he rarely appeared to perform stand-up, although it was at this time he began doing specials for HBO as part of its "On Location" series. His first two HBO specials aired in 1977 and 1978. It was later revealed that Carlin had suffered the first of his three heart attacks during this layoff period. In 1981, Carlin returned to the stage, releasing A Place For My Stuff, considered by many to be his best album since Class Clown, and making a triumphant return to HBO (and to his hometown) with the Carlin at Carnegie special videotaped at Carnegie Hall and airing during the 1982-83 season. Carlin continued doing HBO specials every year or every other year over the following decade and a half. All of Carlin's albums from this time forward are the HBO specials. By 1989, Carlin had become popular with a new generation of teens when he was cast as Rufus, the mentor of the titular characters in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and reprised his role in the film sequel Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey as well as the first season of the cartoon series. In 1991, he provided the narrative voice for the American version of the children's show Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, a role he continued until 1998. He played "Mr. Conductor" on the PBS children's show Shining Time Station which featured Thomas from 1991 to 1993. Also in 1991, Carlin had a major supporting role in the movie Prince of Tides along with Nick Nolte and Barbra Streisand. Carlin began a weekly sitcom, The George Carlin Show, cast as "George O'Grady", a New York City cab driver, for the Fox Network in 1993. He quickly included a variation of the "Seven Words" in the plot. The show lasted 27 episodes before being canceled in December 1995. In 1997, a day before Carlin's sixtieth birthday, his wife Brenda died of liver cancer. Also in 1997, his first book, entitled Brain Droppings, was released, which had sold over 750,000 copies as of 2001. In 1999, Carlin returned with an appearance in Kevin Smith's film Dogma as a greedy Roman Catholic cardinal. He worked with Smith again with a cameo appearance in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and in an unusual change, Carlin portrayed a prominent, serious role in Jersey Girl as the blue collar dad of Ben Affleck's character. In 2001, Carlin was given a Lifetime Achievement Award at the 15th Annual American Comedy Awards. In December 2003, California U.S. Representative Doug Ose introduced a bill (H.R. 3687) to outlaw the broadcast of Carlin's seven "dirty words", including "compound use (including hyphenated compounds) of such words and phrases with each other or with other words or phrases, and other grammatical forms of such words and phrases (including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive forms)". (The bill omits "tits", but includes "ass" and "asshole", which were not part of Carlin's original routine.) In December 2004, Carlin announced that he would be voluntarily entering a drug rehabilitation facility to receive treatment for his dependency on alcohol and painkillers. In 2004, George Carlin was ranked #2 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest standups of all time list, behind Richard Pryor. For years, Carlin performed regularly as a headliner in Las Vegas, but in the spring of 2006 decided to end his performing there. He began a tour through the first-half of 2006, and had a new HBO Special on November 5, 2005 entitled Life is Worth Losing, which was shown live from the Beacon Theatre in New York City. Topics covered included suicide, natural disasters (and the impulse to see them escalate in severity), cannibalism, genocide, human sacrifice, threats to civil liberties in America, and how an argument can be made that humans are inferior to animals. The tour's original title of "I Kinda Like it When a Lotta People Die" was changed because of the Hurricane Katrina disaster which occurred 2 months before the tour started. On February 1, 2006, Carlin mentioned to the crowd, during his Life is Worth Losing set at the Tachi Palace Casino in Lemoore, California, that he had been discharged from the hospital only six weeks previously for "heart failure" and "pneumonia", citing the appearance as his "first show back". Carlin provided the voice of Fillmore, a character in the Pixar animated feature Cars, which opened in theatres on June 9, 2006. The character Fillmore is a VW Microbus, whose front license plate reads "51237" — Carlin's birthday — and is also the zip code of a town in Iowa named George. Carlin has often denounced the idea of God in interviews and performances, most notably with his "Invisible Man in the Sky" and "There Is No God" routines. In mockery he invented the parody religion Frisbeetarianism for a newspaper contest. He defined it as the belief that when one dies "his soul gets flung onto a roof, and just stays there", and cannot be retrieved. Carlin has also facetiously stated he worships the Sun, because he can actually see it, but prays to Joe Pesci (his good friend in real life) because "he's a good actor", and "looks like a guy who can get things done!", and praying to him has approximately the same 50% success rate as praying to God. The extent to which Carlin is an atheist, however, may be somewhat questionable. In an interview on CNN's Larry King Live, Carlin described his religious beliefs as "acrostic," commenting that the intricate nature of spirituality is comparable to a puzzle and altogether confusing at times. Thus, even though he does not subscribe to organized religion, he also does not maintain those absolute views that can be found in his comedic act in his everyday life. When it comes to religion, Carlin notes that there are far more questions than answers. On June 18, 2008, it was announced that George Carlin would be awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts said that Carlin would be honoured for his 50-year career as a Grammy-winning standup comedian, writer, and actor. Carlin died of heart failure in Santa Monica, CA on June 22, 2008 at the age of 71. He had a history of cardiovascular issues, including several heart attacks. He was awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor posthumously becoming the award's eleventh recipient. Carlin has released 22 solo albums and three bestselling books. He starred in a variety of TV and movie roles and remains the only stand-up comedian whose act was at the center of a U.S. Supreme Court ruling. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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