John Valby

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The Beer Poem 02:11 Tools
Jingle Balls 01:36 Tools
Silent Night 01:05 Tools
Frosty 01:15 Tools
Winter Wonderland 01:33 Tools
Gang Bang 04:15 Tools
Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair 00:58 Tools
Ain't No Pussy 01:32 Tools
Who Gives a Fuck 05:42 Tools
Skeeter 03:09 Tools
Roll Your Leg Over 03:14 Tools
Rum-Pum-Pum 01:13 Tools
Sleigh Ride 01:08 Tools
Fa-La-La-La-La 02:25 Tools
Gangbang 03:58 Tools
It's Beginning to Look 01:21 Tools
Taliban Blues 02:15 Tools
Ya-Ya 04:49 Tools
Purple People Eater 01:12 Tools
Eat Bite 04:41 Tools
Hark the Herald 02:37 Tools
Niggers In The Night 01:22 Tools
O Come Emmanuel 00:47 Tools
puff the magic tampon 00:47 Tools
We Need a Little Pussy 01:27 Tools
Christmas Medley 03:11 Tools
Barnacle Bill 04:01 Tools
Supercalifragilistic 01:39 Tools
YMCA 01:04 Tools
My Sister Has A Vibrator 03:11 Tools
Always a Woman 02:27 Tools
Barnacle Bill the Sailor 03:53 Tools
White Christmas 01:22 Tools
Wonderful World 01:09 Tools
Rockin' Robin 01:51 Tools
Bippity Boppity 00:52 Tools
Santa's Whore 01:22 Tools
Leroy 01:26 Tools
Who Gives a Fuck? 00:50 Tools
End of the Month 02:15 Tools
Dyngus Day in Buffalo (feat. Those Idiots) 02:49 Tools
Candy Bar Poem 01:18 Tools
Bang Bang Lulu 02:42 Tools
Ya Ya 03:34 Tools
Hey Lade 06:19 Tools
I'll Be Stoned For Xmas 02:42 Tools
Santa is Coming to Town 01:11 Tools
Favorite Things 01:26 Tools
White Pussy 02:27 Tools
American Pie 01:18 Tools
Ob-la-Di 03:18 Tools
Menopause is Comin to Town 00:00 Tools
Latex Vagina 00:51 Tools
My Sister 03:18 Tools
The Rose 00:50 Tools
Wabash Cannonball 00:50 Tools
Chim-Chim-in-ee 00:50 Tools
Love Potion 01:25 Tools
Chestnuts 02:15 Tools
We Three Kings 03:17 Tools
Vice Presidents 02:05 Tools
Beauty and the Beast 02:23 Tools
Skeeter on my Peter 00:00 Tools
Who Gives a F**k 05:20 Tools
Mexicans 01:46 Tools
Greensleeves 01:46 Tools
Yank My Doodle 01:31 Tools
Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck 02:59 Tools
Joy To The World 01:11 Tools
I'm a Little Penis 05:20 Tools
Edmund Fitzgerald 01:44 Tools
This Old Man 01:36 Tools
Was It You 00:58 Tools
Brady Bunch 00:58 Tools
I'll Be Home For Xmas 00:52 Tools
Leroy The Big Lipped Nigger 01:27 Tools
50 Ways 01:59 Tools
We Wish You A Merry Christmas 01:46 Tools
Yo-Ho 02:25 Tools
Sailing 00:58 Tools
O Bin Laden 01:50 Tools
Kansas City 01:50 Tools
Rudolph's Races 01:05 Tools
12 Days Of Christmas 06:07 Tools
Jingle Bells 01:31 Tools
Leprosy 01:29 Tools
Don't Worry 01:33 Tools
Yo Ho 02:24 Tools
50 Ways To Eat Your Lover 05:07 Tools
Adult Knock Knock Jokes 00:00 Tools
Tears in Heaven 01:13 Tools
The First Noel 01:11 Tools
Re-Roll 01:49 Tools
Where Do I Begin 01:11 Tools
Backstreet Boys 01:02 Tools
Joy to the Girls 01:03 Tools
16 Tons 01:33 Tools
Writing Session 02:11 Tools
My Dick is Small/Yo Ho 01:39 Tools
Slow Down 01:18 Tools
Shithouse Blues 03:41 Tools
Blow Jobs and Hand Jobs 00:00 Tools
Notre Dame 02:11 Tools
Sarah Palin 00:48 Tools
Little Penis 01:30 Tools
12 Days of Xmas 06:07 Tools
Dead Whore 01:39 Tools
Buttfuck Bunch 01:04 Tools
Leroy The Big Lip Nigger 01:26 Tools
Delicious 01:14 Tools
You Say, I Say 01:33 Tools
Witch Doctor 01:58 Tools
When I'm 64 01:58 Tools
New President 00:00 Tools
Be My Guest 01:35 Tools
Letter 01:26 Tools
Life of a Sperm 01:33 Tools
Titanic 01:35 Tools
Those Were the Days 01:22 Tools
The New Addams Family 01:35 Tools
Fly Me to the Moon 01:33 Tools
50 Ways to Fuck Your Lover 05:07 Tools
Candle in the Wind 01:22 Tools
Something Good 01:05 Tools
Has Anybody Seen 00:00 Tools
Elton John 01:39 Tools
Torn Between Two Lovers 00:38 Tools
Something Stupid 00:38 Tools
Local Jokes 00:38 Tools
Saddam 01:19 Tools
Dick Survival 01:39 Tools
Just the Two of Us 01:12 Tools
Philosophical Bullshit 03:47 Tools
Like a Woman 00:51 Tools
Back Door 00:47 Tools
Big Ass Lil And Yukon Pete 00:00 Tools
Que Sera 00:51 Tools
I'll Be Stoned for Christmas 00:51 Tools
The Leader of the Pack 00:32 Tools
Church 01:18 Tools
Puff 03:16 Tools
American Poem 01:39 Tools
Godfather 01:18 Tools
Beverly Hillbillies 00:52 Tools
Three Blind Crabs 00:52 Tools
TV Stuff 00:50 Tools
It's Impossible 00:00 Tools
Aint No Pussy When Shes Gone 01:12 Tools
The Clinton Family 01:12 Tools
First 9-11-01 Song 01:39 Tools
Dagos, Jews, Krauts, Irishmen 00:45 Tools
Part-Time 02:50 Tools
Oh Bin Laden 03:16 Tools
Ayatollah Poem 01:37 Tools
Archie Bunker 01:39 Tools
Fuck You Madonna 00:00 Tools
Tipperary 00:37 Tools
Quickies 01:14 Tools
Original Who Gives A 01:39 Tools
Twinkle Twinkle 00:50 Tools
Mayberry 01:30 Tools
Can't Help 01:39 Tools
Rudolph The Deepthroat Reindeer 01:39 Tools
Madonna 01:43 Tools
Cunt Valley 01:39 Tools
K-Mart 02:50 Tools
Toast to Osama 01:39 Tools
Late in the Evening 01:43 Tools
Fucking USA 01:37 Tools
Granada 00:45 Tools
Blue Blue 01:11 Tools
Stand up and Cheer 01:11 Tools
Donald Trump 01:22 Tools
Tight Twat Tina 05:20 Tools
Yankees Suck 01:39 Tools
Beer Poem 02:50 Tools
Local 2 02:17 Tools
Bellvue 02:51 Tools
Chim-Chiminee 00:50 Tools
Robocock and Neutron Nelly 01:31 Tools
Eric Clapton 02:50 Tools
If You're Horny 05:33 Tools
Johnny B. Bad 02:50 Tools
The Vagina Song 00:45 Tools
Suck On My Cock 00:45 Tools
Somewhere 02:50 Tools
Eat-Bites 04:41 Tools
Carol of the Balls 01:56 Tools
Where Oh Where 02:50 Tools
Arf Rag 02:50 Tools
Ya-Ya (new) 04:52 Tools
Boston Poem 00:40 Tools
Intro 00:51 Tools
Wrestling With The Beast 00:51 Tools
Who Gives a Fuck 3 04:45 Tools
Lucy in the Sky 01:24 Tools
Supercalifragilistic 2 01:14 Tools
One Liners 02:23 Tools
In The Mood 02:43 Tools
Run Pum Pum 04:21 Tools
Brown Eyed 01:22 Tools
Whoa Whoa 01:24 Tools
If I Only 01:24 Tools
Vibrator 00:58 Tools
Eat-Bite 00:51 Tools
Sundown 01:14 Tools
I'll Be Seeing You 03:50 Tools
Glen Campbell 01:31 Tools
Hi Ho 01:13 Tools
Gangbang 6 02:43 Tools
Moose 01:31 Tools
Secret Agent Man 00:59 Tools
Moon River 01:20 Tools
YaYa 00:51 Tools
When I Slipped Out 02:43 Tools
Addams Family 01:24 Tools
Mikestand Problem 01:13 Tools
Spoken Limerick 00:51 Tools
It's Beginning / Menopause 01:55 Tools
Old Faithful 00:53 Tools
Carolina 00:36 Tools
John Valby - 12 Days Of Christ 01:24 Tools
Wind Beneath My Wings 01:58 Tools
Feel Her Boobies 01:24 Tools
Supercalifragillistic 00:44 Tools
I Am Pussy 02:43 Tools
Most Dysfunctional 02:30 Tools
Oh Suzanna 01:20 Tools
Fa-La-La 00:40 Tools
My Dick Is Small / Yo Ho 03:12 Tools
Dirty Woman Jokes 03:12 Tools
Sippin' Cider 01:58 Tools
Old Time Rock N Roll 00:44 Tools
Party Toast 01:20 Tools
O Little Town 01:33 Tools
Mexican Song 00:51 Tools
Jack Shit 01:16 Tools
Wide Open 01:31 Tools
My Dingaling 04:21 Tools
Frosty The Pervert 02:26 Tools
G. Lee's Groove 00:36 Tools
Foxhole 01:07 Tools
It's Beginning 00:50 Tools
End Poem 01:22 Tools
New Years Eve 1999 02:43 Tools
Mike Tyson 01:20 Tools
Don't Worry Be Horny 02:26 Tools
Ballgame 02:43 Tools
My Dick Is Small - Yo Ho 02:26 Tools
Indians 00:58 Tools
Midnight Clear 01:08 Tools
Rock n' Roll 01:33 Tools
12 Days 04:00 Tools
Big Nigger Dicks 02:43 Tools
Bridge Over Troubled Water 01:55 Tools
HILLARY & BARACK 01:33 Tools
Dick Cheney 01:33 Tools
Pinesol Poem 01:33 Tools
G******g 00:58 Tools
Itsy Bitsy 01:07 Tools
Margaritaville 02:30 Tools
Coming to Town 00:50 Tools
I Had a Dream - and It Was Good 00:49 Tools
Marines 01:20 Tools
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 00:49 Tools
Herpes Family 00:49 Tools
You Can't Say, You Can Say 01:33 Tools
Poems 01:38 Tools
Rock Around the Clock 02:57 Tools
Wonderland 2 01:56 Tools
12 Adult Days of Christmas 06:07 Tools
I'll be There 01:16 Tools
Bippity 01:33 Tools
Haul Out 03:18 Tools
Was it You? 01:22 Tools
Purple People 1/2 00:50 Tools
Candybar Poem 01:16 Tools
Call Me Caitlyn 01:08 Tools
Somebody Snitched 01:16 Tools
One Line 2 00:40 Tools
Dirty Christmas Songs - I Love To Choke My Chicken 02:57 Tools
John Valby - Oh Suzanna ( Adult) 02:57 Tools
Osama 1 & 2 01:08 Tools
Playing With My Rod 02:40 Tools
Here Comes Santa Claus 00:53 Tools
The Boob Song 02:57 Tools
I'm Dreaming of a White Pussy 02:57 Tools
Old Time Rock and Roll 01:22 Tools
Irish Assholes 03:43 Tools
Adeste Fideles 01:16 Tools
Scarborough 00:53 Tools
Over the River 03:18 Tools
3 Blind Crabs 01:38 Tools
Same Sex Marriage 03:43 Tools
Country Roads 00:54 Tools
Big Ass Lil & Yukon Pete 02:57 Tools
Impossible 01:56 Tools
Gas Today 02:40 Tools
No Pussy 01:08 Tools
I Left My Sperm In A Fag Named Cisco 01:16 Tools
The Most Famous Races 00:50 Tools
Handicap Song 00:50 Tools
I Love To Choke My Chicken 01:16 Tools
Dog Poem 00:50 Tools
3 Funny Dirty Christmas Songs - Adult 01:16 Tools
Suicide Is Painless 01:16 Tools
She's Got a Pickle to Ride 01:16 Tools
Ain't No Pussy When She's Gone 01:16 Tools
I'll Be Home For X-Mas 00:50 Tools
BALL GAME 02:40 Tools
Toast (Kim and Kanye) 01:38 Tools
Blue Bayou 00:50 Tools
Hi Ho Its Off To Bed We Go 00:50 Tools
Sit On A Happy Face 01:11 Tools
Sex in Kmart 00:50 Tools
Little Surfer 00:50 Tools
Dr Dirty John Valby - SuperJealousFragileMiss 00:50 Tools
Good King W. 00:35 Tools
Foxhold 01:08 Tools
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Syphillis 01:38 Tools
Here Comes Santa 01:11 Tools
Feeding Tube 02:15 Tools
John Valby - American Pie 01:08 Tools
Audio Enema 02:40 Tools
Where Do I Begin? 00:57 Tools
Comin' to Town 01:56 Tools
Grandma Got Dismembered By A Chainsaw 01:38 Tools
San Francisco 01:38 Tools
Jed and Kin 01:38 Tools
Osama bin Laden Poem 01:38 Tools
winter winterland 01:38 Tools
The Stripper 01:30 Tools
Big Ass Lil and Yokon Pete 02:40 Tools
Wetback Crossing 03:12 Tools
Backdoor 03:12 Tools
Brown Bean & Taco 03:12 Tools
Phil Bull 01:38 Tools
Came to Grand Rapids 01:06 Tools
KKK Song 01:06 Tools
Dr. Demento - John Valby - Wizard of Oz ADULT Parody 02:40 Tools
Just Like a Woman 01:38 Tools
Where O Where 01:03 Tools
I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus 02:38 Tools
say you say me 02:40 Tools
Cheers 01:38 Tools
Ay Yi Yi Yi 02:40 Tools
Find Every Virgin 01:56 Tools
Puff of Smoke 04:00 Tools
Sheep Pussy 03:12 Tools
Father Pedophilia 03:43 Tools
Best Shot 00:57 Tools
Supercal 03:12 Tools
12 Days Of X-Mas 01:30 Tools
Lake Effect Blues 02:15 Tools
Shower Spout 01:06 Tools
Somewhere Under Your Pubies 01:06 Tools
Masterbater (Macarana parody) 01:06 Tools
Flintstones (Jackson) 02:09 Tools
Glory, Glory 02:09 Tools
Beginning to Look Like Christmas 02:09 Tools
Everybody Hates Trump 03:24 Tools
We Need a Little Pussy [Mix] 01:06 Tools
My Sister Is A Fucking Slut 01:06 Tools
Penny Lane 01:38 Tools
God Loves Us 03:18 Tools
Sitting In A Stall (2) 03:18 Tools
Buffalo 03:24 Tools
The New Adams Family 03:18 Tools
After the Loving 01:38 Tools
Red Light Lounge 03:43 Tools
No Matter What 03:12 Tools
Gilligan 03:12 Tools
Pop Her Cherry 03:12 Tools
Slurpin Semen Penis Eater 03:12 Tools
Big Butt Boogie 01:11 Tools
Smurfs Castrate Mr Rogers 03:12 Tools
days of christmas 03:12 Tools
Cabaret 01:11 Tools
Iraqi Foxhole Song 03:12 Tools
Granada 2 02:09 Tools
SuperJealousFragileMiss 02:09 Tools
Love Potion No. 9 02:15 Tools
Last Night (Bus) 02:15 Tools
The End Of The Month 03:12 Tools
American Pie (Parody) 01:37 Tools
Santa 01:37 Tools
Tequila Interruption 02:15 Tools
I'll Be Home For Christmas 02:09 Tools
Shit House Blues 01:38 Tools
Dirty Sleigh Ride 01:38 Tools
Blue, Blue, My Balls Are Blue 01:38 Tools
Thank God I'm Pubic Hair 01:38 Tools
Help from My Friends 01:38 Tools
John Valby -- The Vagina song 01:38 Tools
Menopause Is Comin' 00:57 Tools
Downtown 01:38 Tools
Hillary & Bill 01:11 Tools
Small after All 01:11 Tools
Oh Suzanna ( Adult) 01:11 Tools
Pecker Tingling 01:11 Tools
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep 01:11 Tools
Eat Bite 2 01:11 Tools
Zip A Dee Doo Dah 01:11 Tools
Tit Fuck 01:11 Tools
Were you born an asshole 01:11 Tools
Adult 12 Days of Christmas 01:11 Tools
Dirty Sleigh Bells 02:15 Tools
If Your Horny And Ya Know It 02:09 Tools
Doo Wah Diddy 02:09 Tools
Hillary And Bill 02:09 Tools
XXX Titanic 02:09 Tools
Doo-Wah-Diddy 02:09 Tools
stroking off in silence 02:09 Tools
Revenge of Big Ass Lil 02:09 Tools
Chestnutes 02:15 Tools
Camel Toe Song 02:15 Tools
Smurfs - Hi Ho Its Off To Bed We Go 02:15 Tools
Ecstacy 02:15 Tools
John Valby-Rudolph the deepthroat reindeer 02:15 Tools
Unforgettable 02:15 Tools
Philosophical B******t 03:43 Tools
Eat Bite Fuck Suck 03:43 Tools
Taliban Blues Crowd 03:43 Tools
Barnacle Bill (the Sailor) 03:43 Tools
Country Roads (Again) 03:43 Tools
Robocock 03:43 Tools
Gangb**g 03:43 Tools
Osama Poem 03:43 Tools
Gal I Warn Ya 03:43 Tools
Under the Sea 03:43 Tools
The Cruel Ship's Captain 03:43 Tools
Niggers Jews Krauts Irish 03:43 Tools
Menopause Is Coming To Town 03:43 Tools
The 12 Days of Christmas 03:43 Tools
A/K/A 03:43 Tools
Potty 03:43 Tools
Stupid Poems 03:43 Tools
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John Valby (born 1945 in Rochester, New York) is a musician and comedian who plays in barrooms and college campuses across the east coast. Using an old-fashioned piano, he creates comedic parodies of classic songs. He can always be found performing in his classic white tails tuxedo and black derby hat. Valby lives up to his nickname "Dr. Dirty". His songs and shows focus mainly on sex and racial slurs, with a mix of current and historic people and events. However, his routine shows no favor and spares no target in pursuit of making his audiences laugh. From Hispanics to Irishmen, Polish to blacks, Arabs to rednecks, Republican and Democrats alike, no person and no group is safe from his jokes and his piano. Many of the songs sung by Valby are drinking songs like Ya, Ya, Ya (aka Limericks), Roll Your Leg Over, Barnacle Bill, etc. See Richard Reuss' master thesis and Ed Cray's Erotic Muse for further examples. While Valby is best known for his "Dr. Dirty" act, he has recorded and produced pop and rock albums for himself and other artists. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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