Kunt and the Gang

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Have A Wank 01:53 Tools
Use My Arse As a Cunt 02:50 Tools
Carol Vorderman 01:55 Tools
Fucksticks 02:40 Tools
Gentleman's Wash 02:07 Tools
Perverts On the Internet 02:33 Tools
Jimmy Savile and the Sexy Kids 03:20 Tools
I Sucked Off A Bloke 02:52 Tools
Fred and Rose 02:21 Tools
Chips Or Tits 02:11 Tools
Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-girlfriend Who Died 01:55 Tools
For A Million Pounds 04:07 Tools
Men With Beards (what Are They Hiding?) 02:15 Tools
I'm Gonna Lick You Out 01:32 Tools
Let's Have a Wank For England 2010 02:27 Tools
I Shit my Pants 02:04 Tools
The Wrong Ian Watkins 02:19 Tools
Shaven Haven 02:23 Tools
Michael Jackson Tribute 02:07 Tools
Let's Send Nan To Dignitas 02:15 Tools
The Worst Thing in the World 02:11 Tools
That's My Erection 02:41 Tools
I Was Pissed Out of My Head 03:07 Tools
Wank the Dog 02:08 Tools
That's Why I'm Voting Ukip 02:46 Tools
A Semi-on With a Drop of Pre-cum 01:06 Tools
Wank Fantasy 03:04 Tools
Soapy Tit Wank 01:59 Tools
Bangers and Mash 02:20 Tools
Feminine Itch 02:36 Tools
Doctor Fox 01:52 Tools
just can't get enough 01:45 Tools
Detox My Cock 02:10 Tools
Young Girl 02:26 Tools
Nobody Sp*nks Up a C*nt Anymore 02:43 Tools
50 Things You Should Think About to Stop You Doing Your Beans 02:48 Tools
My Mum Found My Wankmags 02:10 Tools
The Bloke Up the Garage Fucked a Sheep 01:48 Tools
A Lonely Wank in a Travelodge 03:14 Tools
Paperboy 02:34 Tools
Wank Fantasy (single Edit) 02:49 Tools
Let's Go Commando 02:26 Tools
Cock In A Cunt 02:02 Tools
Paul Stephenson's Party 04:05 Tools
Make Sure That She's Rank 02:24 Tools
Women Love a Bastard 02:43 Tools
Arranged Bride 02:19 Tools
Heather Mills 02:07 Tools
Dee (The Oldest Groupie) 02:34 Tools
Jesus (Baby With A Beard) 03:14 Tools
Rachel Riley 02:44 Tools
Kunt Comfort 02:01 Tools
Air Hostess 02:06 Tools
Equal Opportunities Wank 02:12 Tools
Jesus Died of a Stranglew*nk 02:04 Tools
Sit Down Wee 01:56 Tools
Amy (It's a Terrible Shamey) 02:32 Tools
The Birds and the Bees 02:28 Tools
Let's Have A Wank For England 02:24 Tools
You're a Pervert 01:46 Tools
Female Referee 02:12 Tools
A Cup of Tea 02:46 Tools
Have a wank (acoustic) 01:42 Tools
The Illegal Download Song 02:11 Tools
There's a Child Molester Living In Grays 02:43 Tools
Ex-girlfriend 01:25 Tools
The Queen's Cunt 02:49 Tools
The Two Finger Test 01:58 Tools
shaven haven (acoustic) 02:20 Tools
Kunt and the Gang Megamix 07:51 Tools
Pubes 03:46 Tools
Kuntish Christmas 02:20 Tools
We're All Pink On the Inside 02:43 Tools
Use My Arseh*le As a C*nt (The Nick Clegg Story) 01:30 Tools
Simon Cowell (#dirtyprotest) 02:34 Tools
(Sh*tting On) a Picture of the Queen 02:06 Tools
Pippa Middleton 01:54 Tools
Use My Arseh*le As A C*nt (New Version) 02:51 Tools
Hurry up and Suck Me Off Before I Get Famous 02:20 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A C**t (New Version) 00:30 Tools
One Last Wank and One Last Cry 03:36 Tools
The Model 01:55 Tools
Deal Or No Deal 02:11 Tools
The Abortion Song 02:42 Tools
Princess Di (I'll Wank And I Will Cry) 02:43 Tools
You Brought a Paedo Along to 5 a Side 03:18 Tools
Michael Eavis and His Micro-Penis 02:08 Tools
Simon Cowell (Hashtag Dirtyprotest) 02:43 Tools
It's Just a Butterfly 02:06 Tools
Bras 01:30 Tools
My F*cking Mental Friend 02:20 Tools
I Think I Might Be Middle Class 02:42 Tools
Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-girlfriend Who Die 01:55 Tools
My Bumrape Place 02:55 Tools
A Little Baby with a Lady's C*nt 01:30 Tools
F*cksticks (Nearly New Version) 03:12 Tools
Penis Extension 01:18 Tools
The Cure for Depression 02:29 Tools
My Homeless Friend 04:15 Tools
Five People Died On the M25 02:55 Tools
Seedy Affair 02:39 Tools
Princess Di 02:42 Tools
My Nob is Bigger Than Your Nob 02:17 Tools
F*cksticks (Royal Wedding Souvenir Version) 01:30 Tools
Having a W*nk in Happyland 02:39 Tools
Period Pants 03:08 Tools
Santa's Sack 02:18 Tools
Use My A***hole As A C*nt (single Edit) [Explicit] 02:34 Tools
Lovely Jubbly 01:18 Tools
The F.G.M. Calypso 02:13 Tools
F*cksticks (Ska Version) (Feat. Tyrannosaurus Alan) 02:47 Tools
Use My Arsehole as a C*nt 02:34 Tools
You're Going to Die 03:01 Tools
What Do Dreams Mean? 03:23 Tools
I'm Gonna Think of You 02:29 Tools
Shannon Ain't Dead (She's Under My Bed) 02:39 Tools
Barry Didn't Do It 02:10 Tools
All I Want For Christmas is You (to Bring Me Off) 02:09 Tools
Craig Had Pubes When He Was Nine 02:39 Tools
Perverts On the Internet [Explicit] 02:34 Tools
What's the Point in Burlesque? 02:39 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A C**t (Nick Clegg Version) 00:30 Tools
You Horrible Man (You Killed A Kid At Christmas) 02:02 Tools
Back And Forth 01:17 Tools
The 12 Days of Christmas 03:31 Tools
Wank Rap 01:39 Tools
If in Doubt Get Your Corey Out 02:21 Tools
Men With Beards (what Are They Hiding?) [Explicit] 02:15 Tools
Carol Vorderman [Explicit] 01:55 Tools
Let's Send Nan To Dignitas [Explicit] 02:16 Tools
Gentleman's Wash [Explicit] 02:08 Tools
Come on Cliff, Admit You're Queer 02:08 Tools
Britain's Got Talent Shows 02:06 Tools
F*cksticks (feat. T Alan) 02:53 Tools
Chips Or Tits [Explicit] 02:12 Tools
Michael Jackson Tribute [Explicit] 02:08 Tools
It Can't Be Rape (It's Christmas) 02:46 Tools
When's It Ok to Have a Wank? 02:13 Tools
Whose Was That Pube? 02:55 Tools
pete townshend from the who 02:04 Tools
I Sucked Off A Bloke [Explicit] 02:53 Tools
Use My Arseh*le As a C*nt (Spanish Version) 01:30 Tools
Let's Fuck About With Fireworks 03:02 Tools
Political Correctness Gone Mad 02:06 Tools
That's Why I'm Voting Ukip (Live) 02:40 Tools
I'm Gonna Lick You Out [Explicit] 01:33 Tools
Fred and Rose [Explicit] 02:21 Tools
For A Million Pounds [Explicit] 04:08 Tools
Intro 1 (Live) 03:04 Tools
Use My Arseh*le As a C*nt (Clean Version) 01:30 Tools
I Want To Do A Poo At Paul's 01:00 Tools
Have A W*nk [Explicit] 01:54 Tools
Teach Your Kids to Smoke 03:05 Tools
Christmas Clearout (Yuletide Log) 03:56 Tools
Gary Did Do It 02:20 Tools
I Was Pissed Out of My Head [Explicit] 03:08 Tools
Fucksticks (live) 02:34 Tools
That's My Erection [Explicit] 02:42 Tools
This Christmas (I Want to Kiss You Under the Camel Toe) 02:58 Tools
Intro 4 (Live) 04:25 Tools
50 Things You Should Think About To Stop You Doing Your Beans (Live) 04:05 Tools
F*cksticks (One For the Kiddies Version) 02:43 Tools
W*nk Fantasy (single Edit) [Explicit] 02:50 Tools
Shaven Haven [Explicit] 02:23 Tools
Jimmy Savile and the Sexy Kids (Live) 03:31 Tools
posh girl 02:37 Tools
Paul Stephenson's Party (Live) 03:31 Tools
Chips or Tits (Live) 02:51 Tools
I've Had My Last Wank For England 02:29 Tools
F*cksticks [Explicit] 02:40 Tools
little kunt's csi theme medley 02:06 Tools
summer nights 03:38 Tools
Nobody Spunks Up a Cunt Anymore (Live) 03:04 Tools
Intro 2 (Live) 04:05 Tools
F*cksticks (Metal Version) (Feat. One Fell Down) 02:26 Tools
Pubic Hair 00:42 Tools
Tourettes Girlfriend 02:33 Tools
W*nking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-girlfriend Who Died [Explicit] 01:56 Tools
Intro 12 (Live) 02:34 Tools
A Lonely Wank in a Travelodge (Live) 02:47 Tools
Bangers and Mash (Live) 02:34 Tools
Intro 10 (Live) 03:31 Tools
Kuntdown Acapella Medley: Carol Vorderman / Rachel Riley (Live) 02:34 Tools
Use My A***hole As A C**t (Nick Clegg Version) [Explicit] 02:54 Tools
God's Stitches 03:04 Tools
Have You Seen My Snowman? 02:34 Tools
my mum found my mpegs 02:08 Tools
Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?) [Live] 03:31 Tools
Intro 6 (Live) 02:40 Tools
Deal or No Deal (Live) 02:40 Tools
The Wrong Ian Watkins (Live) 02:16 Tools
Use My Arsehole as a Cunt (Live) 03:31 Tools
Intro 5 (Live) 02:40 Tools
The Loveliest Lulu in Langdon Hills 03:19 Tools
Female Referee (Sexist Version) 00:30 Tools
Boo Hoo Houston 01:30 Tools
Intro 11 (Live) 02:40 Tools
I Sucked Off a Bloke (Live) 02:54 Tools
Bored of Tits 03:04 Tools
Intro 7 (Live) 02:34 Tools
Period Pants (Live) 03:19 Tools
Fucksticks ((Royal Wedding Souvenir Version)) [Explicit] 02:36 Tools
Intro 9 (Live) 03:19 Tools
Shannon's Theme 00:48 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Nick Clegg Version) [Explicit] 02:54 Tools
Paperboy (Live) 02:47 Tools
Women Love a Bastard (Live) 02:47 Tools
Meet the Matthews 02:39 Tools
Angry Birds Gave Me Piles 02:46 Tools
Intro 13 (Live) 03:31 Tools
I've Got A Plan (based on Maddie McCann) 02:40 Tools
Intro 15 (Live) 03:19 Tools
You're always on the web 02:39 Tools
Intro 8 (Live) 02:47 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (The Nick Clegg Story) 02:49 Tools
If You Don't Like This Song You're a Fucking Cunt 01:18 Tools
Different Dads 02:40 Tools
men with beards 02:13 Tools
Harry is Our Man 03:20 Tools
fucksticks (mother's cunt remix) 03:23 Tools
Intro 17 (Live) 03:19 Tools
Use My Arseh*le As a C*nt (Little Kunt's Version) 02:44 Tools
Craig Gets a Visit 02:13 Tools
Intro 19 (Live) 03:12 Tools
The Search for Shannon 03:23 Tools
F********s (Royal Wedding Souvenir Version) 02:36 Tools
Have a w**k 01:30 Tools
It Were Nothing To Do With Me 03:01 Tools
Shannon's Missing 02:36 Tools
Karen's Benefits 01:29 Tools
Michael's Skint 01:29 Tools
Shaven Haven (live) 01:30 Tools
I Sucked Off A Bloke, i didn`t like it 03:05 Tools
Two of a Kind 02:36 Tools
Love Letters 03:01 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (New Version) [Explicit] 03:31 Tools
Hurry Up and Suck Me Off Before I Get Famous (Perverts On the Internet Version) 01:30 Tools
Karen Calls the Maddie Hotline 03:01 Tools
You're A Paedophile 03:01 Tools
Karen's Got Talent 03:05 Tools
Karen Gets a Visit 03:05 Tools
Use My Arseh*le As a C*nt (Live In Sunderland) 02:58 Tools
Use My Arseh*le As A C*nt (Flesh Eating Foundation Remix) 02:46 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A C**t (Clean Version) 01:30 Tools
Use My Arseh*le As A C*nt (Mechanical Cabaret Remix) 04:25 Tools
Here's Shannon 03:01 Tools
Craig's Hat and Karen's Fanny 03:04 Tools
Michael's Trial 01:30 Tools
Is Michael Home? 01:30 Tools
Shannon, Shannon (Living in My Flat) 03:04 Tools
D.I. Radgitt Sums Up 03:04 Tools
F*cksticks (Live at Rebellion) 02:51 Tools
Use My Arse As a C**t 03:04 Tools
Fucksticks ((Ska Version Feat. T.Alan)) [Explicit] 02:47 Tools
You Horrible Man (You Killed a Kid At Christmas) (Perverts On the Internet Version) 02:04 Tools
Can't Work, Won't Work 04:05 Tools
Karen's Trial 04:05 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A C**t (single Edit) 02:46 Tools
Fucksticks ((One For the Kiddies Version)) [Explicit] 02:43 Tools
Fucksticks (Royal Wedding Souvenir Version) 02:36 Tools
Wank Fantasy (Launch Party E.P. Version) 03:07 Tools
I Was Pissed Out of My Head (Alternative Last Verse) 03:07 Tools
F*cksticks (Badloader Remix) 01:13 Tools
Fucksticks [Explicit] 02:40 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A C**t (Spanish Version) 02:40 Tools
Use My Arseh*le As A C*nt (The Andy K Show Remix) 01:49 Tools
If in doubt get your corey out (Perverts On The Internet version) 01:58 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (New Version) 03:31 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Spanish Version) [Explicit] 03:20 Tools
Heather Mills (Launch Party E.P. Version) 02:05 Tools
Men With Beards (Beardy Weirdy 12" Mix) 03:20 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Clean Version) 02:47 Tools
Shaven Haven (Video Version With MC Muffdiver) 02:04 Tools
Je me branle tout seul dans un Formule 1 02:04 Tools
F*cksticks (Here Comes Trouble Remix) 01:30 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (single Edit) [Explicit] 02:47 Tools
Use My A***hole As A C**t (Clean Version) 02:47 Tools
Carol Vorderman (The Volatile Gentlemen Remix) 03:06 Tools
Come On Cliff, Admit You’re Queer 02:49 Tools
If You Don’t Like This Song You’re a Fucking Cunt 01:49 Tools
P.O.P.U.L.A.R. 02:47 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Nick Clegg Version) 02:54 Tools
Forbidden love (Perverts On The Internet version) 04:00 Tools
This Christmas 03:19 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A C**t (Mechanical Cabaret Remix) 02:54 Tools
La chanson de l'avortement 02:54 Tools
Fucksticks ((Metal Version Feat. One Fell Down)) [Explicit] 02:16 Tools
My Mum Found My M-pegs 07:52 Tools
Thats Why I'm Voting UKIP 03:12 Tools
The Queens A Cunt 02:49 Tools
Men With Beards (Libel-Free Radio Edit) 02:16 Tools
D.I. Radgitt's Breakthrough 01:13 Tools
Fucksticks (Royal Wedding Version) 02:34 Tools
Men With Beards (Libel Free Radio Edit) 02:36 Tools
W**k Fantasy (single Edit) 01:30 Tools
Let’s Have a Wank for England 01:39 Tools
F********s (Ska Version) 01:30 Tools
The lovliest lulu in Langdon Hills 03:21 Tools
Fucksticks ((Nearly New Version)) [Explicit] 03:12 Tools
Barry Didn’t Do It 02:29 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Nick Clegg Story) 02:55 Tools
Shannon, Shannon (where can you be) 03:21 Tools
F********s (Metal Version) 03:12 Tools
Nobody Spunks Up a Cunt Anymore 03:12 Tools
Wank Fantasy (Mr Dogsh*t Remix) 02:08 Tools
Bourre Mon Cul Comme Ta Bourgoise 02:08 Tools
princess di (why did you have to die) 03:21 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (MC iPod Remix) 03:21 Tools
When Is it OK to Have A Wank 03:07 Tools
Euthanasie pour Mamie 03:07 Tools
Dépêche-toi et suce-moi bien avant qu'je sois quelqu'un 03:07 Tools
Posh Girl (Edit) 02:39 Tools
Use My A***hole As A C**t (New Version) [Explicit] 03:21 Tools
Shaven Haven [Acoustic] 03:21 Tools
Have a Wank [Acoustic] 03:21 Tools
Just Can’t Get Enough (feat. Andy Kunt) 07:52 Tools
Fucksticks (Mother’s Cunt Mix) 07:52 Tools
Shannon, Shannon (Where Can You Be?) 03:21 Tools
Have You Seen My Snowman 03:14 Tools
Pissed Out Of My Head 03:21 Tools
Can't Work Won't Work 02:47 Tools
Shaven Haven (featuring MC Muffdiver) 02:45 Tools
Britains Got Talent Shows 07:52 Tools
P.O.P.U.L.A.R 01:49 Tools
****sticks 02:42 Tools
Dee (La plus vielle des groupies) 02:42 Tools
Fucksticks ((Live Rebellion)) [Explicit] 03:14 Tools
You Brought A Pedo To 5 A Side 01:49 Tools
You Brought A Paedo Along To 5-A-Side 03:14 Tools
Santas Sack 03:14 Tools
Fucksticks (Feat. T.Alan) 02:47 Tools
Whats The Point In Burlesque 03:08 Tools
Craid Had Pubes When He Was Nine 02:47 Tools
Use My Arse as a **** 01:49 Tools
I’ve Had My Last Wank for England 02:29 Tools
D.I. Ragitt's Breakthrough 02:36 Tools
I Sucked Off a Bloke (i didn't like it...) 03:14 Tools
My Fucking Mental Friend 04:46 Tools
Lets Send Nan To Dignitas 02:16 Tools
Grandad (The Boys featuring Kunt) 03:47 Tools
Wank Fantasy (Album Launch Party EP Version) 03:02 Tools
Heather Mills (Album Launch Party EP Version) 02:05 Tools
I Was Pissed Out of My Head (Alternative Verse) 03:07 Tools
Une douche aux latrines 03:07 Tools
Use My A***hole As A C**t (Spanish Version) [Explicit] 02:36 Tools
Astiquer son gland sur un Polaroïd pornographique d'une ex décédée 02:36 Tools
Je vais te la lécher 02:36 Tools
There’s a Child Molester Living in Grays 02:36 Tools
Forbidden Love (Parts I And II) 04:00 Tools
Wank Fantasy (Mister Dogshit Remix) 02:10 Tools
Your Band Sucks (MC iPod - Kunt remix featuring Little Kunt) 02:09 Tools
F********s (One for the Kiddies Version) 02:04 Tools
Kunt and the Gang Megamix (Part 1) 07:52 Tools
Jesus Died of a Stranglewank 01:39 Tools
(Shitting On) A Picture of the Queen 02:05 Tools
C'est Mon Érection 02:05 Tools
The FGM Calypso 01:39 Tools
W**k Fantasy 07:52 Tools
I S**t My Pants 02:39 Tools
Fucksticks ((Badloader Remix)) [Explicit] 04:46 Tools
The Bloke Up the Garage ****ed A Sheep 04:46 Tools
Gods Stitches 04:46 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Mechanical Cabaret Remix) [Explicit] 02:36 Tools
Carol Vorderman (The Volatile Gentleman Remix) 03:08 Tools
50 things you should think about 02:08 Tools
Have A Wank [Explicit] 02:05 Tools
F********s (Nearly New Version) 02:05 Tools
Paul Stephenson’s Party 01:56 Tools
Bangers & Mash 01:39 Tools
W**k the Dog 02:05 Tools
Shannon Ain't Dead (She's Under My Bed) (Demo) 02:39 Tools
Jeune pompier 02:39 Tools
Forbidden Love (Parts 1 & 2) 02:39 Tools
Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?) [Libel-free Radio Edit] 02:39 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A C**t (Live In Sunderland) 02:39 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Live In Sunderland) [Explicit] 02:39 Tools
Shannon Ain't Dead (She's Under The Bed) (Demo) 02:40 Tools
It Can't Be Rape It's Christmas 02:27 Tools
Gentalmans wash 02:08 Tools
F********s (Badloader Remix) 02:08 Tools
Wanking over a pornograthic of an ex-girlfriend who died 01:56 Tools
Les meufs préfèrent les connards 01:56 Tools
Euro Failure Song 02:29 Tools
F********s (Live Rebellion) 01:56 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Spanish Version) 02:29 Tools
Men With Beards (Beardy Weirdy 12” Mix) 02:29 Tools
A Little Baby With a Lady's Cunt 02:29 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Live In Sunderland) 02:29 Tools
Fucksticks (Nearly New Version) 02:29 Tools
I **** My Pants 02:29 Tools
Use My A***hole As A C**t (Mechanical Cabaret Remix) [Explicit] 02:29 Tools
Jimmy Saville And The Sexy Kids 02:29 Tools
F********s 02:29 Tools
Have an acoustic wank 01:39 Tools
Having A Wank In Happyland 01:39 Tools
Gentlemen's Wash 01:39 Tools
Let’s Fuck About With Fireworks 01:39 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Little Kunt's Version) 01:39 Tools
I Want to Do a Poo at Paul’s 01:39 Tools
I’m Gonna Think of You 01:39 Tools
I Want to Do a Poo at Paul’s 01:39 Tools
I’m Gonna Think of You 01:39 Tools
Princess Di (I'll Wank And I'll Cry) 01:39 Tools
Use My Arsehole As a Cunt (Mechanical Cabaret Remix) 01:39 Tools
Vous allez Crever 01:39 Tools
The Queens Cunt 02:49 Tools
Fucksticks (One For the Kiddies Version) 02:49 Tools
Use My Arsehole As A Cunt (Blue Monday In Bas Vegas Remix) 02:49 Tools
Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid 02:49 Tools
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Kunt and the Gang is a UK band fronted by lead singer and keyboardist Kunt and featuring puppet sidekick, Little Kunt. They originate from Basildon, Essex, England (most famous for Depeche Mode, Yazoo and paedophiddlia). Kunt and the Gang 's songs take a light-hearted approach to many modern issues, with song titles such as 'Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died'. Performing since 2003, the debut LP, I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry, was released in 2004, the first part of a 'wanking and crying' trilogy of albums. A Greatest hits album and DVD Complete Kunt was released in 2010. The act has been compared, musically at least, to fellow UK comedy act John Shuttleworth as all the songs are performed on a cheap-sounding keyboard and simple drum machine. www.kuntandthegang.co.uk/ www.kunt.me.uk/ Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.