The Macc Lads

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Sweaty Betty 02:28 Tools
Beer & Sex & Chips 'n' Gravy 02:15 Tools
Now He's a Poof 00:00 Tools
Miss Macclesfield 00:00 Tools
Julie the Schooly 00:00 Tools
No Sheep 'til Buxton 02:25 Tools
Fluffy Pup 00:00 Tools
Barrel's Round 00:00 Tools
Nagasaki Sauce 00:00 Tools
Blackpool 00:00 Tools
Guess Me Weight 00:00 Tools
Boddies 00:00 Tools
The Lads From Macc 02:23 Tools
Fat Bastard 00:00 Tools
Alcohol 02:10 Tools
Don't Fear the Sweeper 00:00 Tools
Do you love me? 00:00 Tools
Charlotte 00:00 Tools
God's Gift to Women 00:00 Tools
Twenty Pints 00:00 Tools
Dan's Underpant 00:00 Tools
Buenos Aires 00:00 Tools
My Pub 00:00 Tools
Saturday Night 00:00 Tools
Alton Towers 00:00 Tools
Ben Nevis 00:00 Tools
Get Weavin' 00:00 Tools
Made Of Ale 00:00 Tools
Knock Knock 00:00 Tools
Got To Be Gordon's 00:00 Tools
All Day Drinking 00:00 Tools
Germans 00:00 Tools
Buenos Aires '90 00:00 Tools
Torremolinos 00:00 Tools
Gordon's Revenge 00:00 Tools
Head Kicked In 00:00 Tools
Al O'Peesha 00:00 Tools
Jingle Bells 00:00 Tools
England's Glory 00:00 Tools
Failure With Girls 00:00 Tools
Man in the Boat 00:00 Tools
Geordie Girl 00:00 Tools
I Love Macc 00:00 Tools
Dead Cat 00:00 Tools
Pie Taster 00:00 Tools
Eh up! Let's Sup 00:00 Tools
Lucy Lastic 00:00 Tools
Newcy Brown 00:00 Tools
Lady Muck 00:00 Tools
Knutsford 00:00 Tools
Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy 00:00 Tools
Feed Your Face 03:00 Tools
Two Stroke Eddie 02:33 Tools
Dan's Big Log 00:00 Tools
Animal Testing 00:00 Tools
Desperate Dan 00:00 Tools
Piles 00:00 Tools
Baggy Anne 00:00 Tools
Bloik! 00:00 Tools
Back on the Pies Again 00:00 Tools
Poodles 00:00 Tools
Monkees 00:00 Tools
Manfred Macc 00:00 Tools
Dirty Glass 00:00 Tools
Village Idiot 00:00 Tools
Chester Zoo 00:00 Tools
Fellatio Nelson 00:00 Tools
Uncle Knobby 00:00 Tools
Apprentice Dentist 00:00 Tools
Fellatio Nell, Son 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lads Party 00:00 Tools
Uncle Nobby 03:09 Tools
That's Gay 01:45 Tools
Dan's Round Us Handbags 00:00 Tools
Maid Of Ale 00:00 Tools
Vigilante Shanty 00:00 Tools
Grease Stop 00:00 Tools
Do You Love Me 00:00 Tools
Mister Methane 00:00 Tools
McCavity 00:00 Tools
Alehouse Rock 00:00 Tools
Turtles Heads 00:00 Tools
Naughty Boy 00:00 Tools
Even Uglier Women 00:00 Tools
Tab After Tab 00:00 Tools
Doctor, Doctor 00:00 Tools
Stoppy Back 00:00 Tools
Frogbashing 00:00 Tools
Brevil Brevil 00:00 Tools
Prestbury Girls 00:00 Tools
Tart With The Heart 00:00 Tools
Gone Fishin' 00:00 Tools
Hen Night 00:00 Tools
Pietaster 00:00 Tools
Helen Of Fowey 00:00 Tools
Lads From Macc 00:00 Tools
Doctor Doctor 00:00 Tools
Gordons Revenge 00:00 Tools
Father's Day 00:00 Tools
Rockweilers 00:00 Tools
Thinking In The Dark 00:00 Tools
More Tea Vicar 00:00 Tools
Bloink! 00:00 Tools
Turtles' Heads 00:00 Tools
Ugly Woman 00:00 Tools
St George 00:00 Tools
(Don't Fear The) Sweeper 00:00 Tools
Beer Sex Chips N Gravy 00:00 Tools
Barrels Round 00:00 Tools
Alehouse 00:00 Tools
Ugly Women 00:00 Tools
Eh Up! ... Macc Lads 00:00 Tools
Noises 00:00 Tools
Barrel's Round '02 00:00 Tools
Beer and Sex and Chips and Gravy 00:00 Tools
Now, He's A Poof 00:00 Tools
Extra Dirty Glass 00:00 Tools
Buenos Aires 91 00:00 Tools
Buenos Airies 00:00 Tools
Somebody's gonna get their head kicked in tonight 00:00 Tools
Dan's Round Us 'Andbag 00:00 Tools
Fuck Cunt Wank Shit 00:00 Tools
Bloik 00:00 Tools
Dan's Round Us Andbag 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lads' Party 00:00 Tools
Fat Bastard 91 00:00 Tools
Doctor I think I've got AIDS 00:00 Tools
Now, Hes A Poof 00:00 Tools
No Sheep Till Buxton 00:00 Tools
Fellation Nell, Son 00:00 Tools
Tart With A Heart 00:00 Tools
Shit Piss Fuck Cunt 00:00 Tools
Failure Wirh Girls 00:00 Tools
Do You Love Me ? 00:00 Tools
Geordy Girl 00:00 Tools
Manfred Mac 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lad's Party 00:00 Tools
Baggy Ann 00:00 Tools
Lads from mac 00:00 Tools
Eh Up! ... Let's Sup 00:00 Tools
Nigger Jokes 00:00 Tools
Knutsford Scabby Women 00:00 Tools
Village Vigilante 00:00 Tools
Eh Up! Macc Lads 00:00 Tools
Dans' Underpant 00:00 Tools
Now Hes A Poof 00:00 Tools
Got To Be Gordons 00:00 Tools
Hen Knight 00:00 Tools
Eh up!...Macc Lads (Monkees) 02:10 Tools
Get Weavin 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 02 - Sweaty Betty 02:28 Tools
Noe He's A Poof 00:00 Tools
Sweeper 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 03 - Buenos Airies 91 00:00 Tools
Dans Round Us 'Andbag 00:00 Tools
There She Was 00:00 Tools
Fellatio Nell,Son 00:00 Tools
Beer & Sex & Chips 'n Gravy 00:00 Tools
Eh Up!...Macc Ladds 00:00 Tools
Barrels' Round 00:00 Tools
Buenos Aires 03 00:00 Tools
[Untitled Track] 00:00 Tools
Guess My Weight 00:00 Tools
Buenos03 00:00 Tools
Buenos Aries 91 00:00 Tools
Nagsaki Sauce 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads Party 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 04 - Beer & Sex & Chips N Gravy 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 01 - No Sheep 'til Buxton 00:00 Tools
Juile The Schooly 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 06 - Made Of Ale 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 16 - Fluffy Pup 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lads - Fuck Cunt Wank Shit 00:00 Tools
the macc lads - fluffy pup 00:00 Tools
FatBastard91 00:00 Tools
Fellatio Nell Son 00:00 Tools
Sweaty Betty [Explicit] 00:00 Tools
The Dog Came Running Home 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 10 - Knock Knock 00:00 Tools
dan's underpants (live) 00:00 Tools
Dans Round Us Handbags 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 05 - Guess Me Weight 00:00 Tools
the macc lads - sweaty betty 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lads - Eh Up! Lets Sup 00:00 Tools
Eh Up Lets Sup 00:00 Tools
Mewcy Brown 00:00 Tools
Barrel'sRd02 00:00 Tools
That's Gay - The Macc Lads 00:00 Tools
Thats Gay 00:00 Tools
Buenos Airies '91 00:00 Tools
Fellattio Nell, Son 00:00 Tools
Butter Fit Crack 00:00 Tools
Got The Be Gordons 00:00 Tools
Barrel's Round (EP version) 00:00 Tools
Knock Knock (Live) 00:00 Tools
Julie The Schoolie 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lads - Blackpool 00:00 Tools
The MACC Lads - Nagasaki Sauce 00:00 Tools
Dan's Underpant (live) 00:00 Tools
Fellatio Neil, Son 00:00 Tools
Bollocks To Christmas 00:00 Tools
Eh Up!...Macc Lads 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 11 - Gordons Revenge 00:00 Tools
Eh Up We're The Macc Lads 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 17 - Julie The Schooly 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lads - Beer & Sex & Chips N Gravy 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 13 - Charlotte 00:00 Tools
01 Head Kicked In 00:00 Tools
Somebodys Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 22 - Twenty Pints 00:00 Tools
No Sheep 'Till Buxton 00:00 Tools
Buenos Aires '91 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lads - Baggy Anne 00:00 Tools
All Day Drinking / Tab After Tab 00:00 Tools
Jingle Bells [*] 00:00 Tools
Twenty Pints [*] 00:00 Tools
Dans Underpants 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 07 - Ben Nevis 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 08 - Blackpool 00:00 Tools
That's Gay (Unedited Version) 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 19 - Miss Macclesfield 00:00 Tools
Frog Bashing 00:00 Tools
Jingle Bells / The Macc Lads 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 15 - Boddies 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 09 - Dans Underpant 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 21 - Barrels Round 00:00 Tools
03 Fat Bastard 00:00 Tools
Your a Twat 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lads - Now He's A Poof 00:00 Tools
Boddies and Sweaty Betty 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lads - Dan's Underpants 00:00 Tools
Do You Love Me- 00:00 Tools
11 - The Macc Lads - Nagasaki Sauce 00:00 Tools
Eh up! 00:00 Tools
Two Stroke Eddie [*] 00:00 Tools
Saturday Night [*] 00:00 Tools
Eh Up! ...Macc Lads (Monkees) [*] 00:00 Tools
Barrel's Round [*] 00:00 Tools
Bloik! [*] 00:00 Tools
Fallatio Nelson 00:00 Tools
06 Baggy Anne 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 18 - Lady Muck 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lads - Fat Bastard 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 20 - Nagasaki Sauce 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - 23 - Saturday Night 00:00 Tools
Bitter Fit Crack 00:00 Tools
The Macc Lads - Twenty Pints 00:00 Tools
02 Eh Up! Let's Sup 00:00 Tools
Beer & Sex & Chips ' 00:00 Tools
17.Macc Lads-Julie the Schooly 00:00 Tools
macc lads - Back on the Pies Again 00:00 Tools
05 Barrel's Round 00:00 Tools
My Pub / Dead Cat 00:00 Tools
Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy (Lyrics in Description) 00:00 Tools
Macc Lads - Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight 00:00 Tools
Gods Gift To A Woman 00:00 Tools
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The Macc Lads – the self proclaimed "rudest crudest lewdest drunkest band in Christendom" – formed in the late 1970s in Macclesfield, UK. Their career spanned the years 1981 to 1995 and they become notorious for their foul mouthed lyrics, political incorrectness, drinking, sexism and homophobia. They managed to offend a great many people and were repeatedly banned from venues and radio stations whilst retaining a die hard fan base. They are perhaps best described as the musical equivalent of the Viz comic, sharing many of the same themes. Song lyrics cover an array of subjects, including beer, sex, chips 'n' gravy, football, fighting, and bodily functions. "Newcy Brown" beer makes an appearance in one song, but Boddingtons is the beer of choice for a true Macc Lad. And according to the Lads' songs, forcing a gay man to drink several pints of Boddingtons will change his sexual orientation! Numerous synonyms for female genitalia, sexual intercourse, and homosexuals have been coined by the Macc Lads throughout the years, which is a great source of pride. However, 'Muttley McLad' – the lead singer/shouter of the band – is reported to have said that his proudest achievement is rhyming "George Michael" with "menstrual cycle". Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.