Small Arms Dealer

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Scumbagsville, CT 00:00 Tools
A Fire In The Mine 00:00 Tools
Perpendicular Cross-Talk 00:00 Tools
Pagansong 00:00 Tools
The Small Arms Psalms Dealer Suite 00:00 Tools
Fake Beard, Real Moustache 00:00 Tools
Who Farted? 00:00 Tools
Your Sister's A Werewolf 00:00 Tools
Small Arms Dealer Makes Baby Jesus Cry 03:13 Tools
My Headlocks Are (Crazy) 00:00 Tools
Venkman, Burn In Hell 00:00 Tools
Tonight... On A Very Special Episode 00:00 Tools
Baby's Too High To Drive Tonight 00:00 Tools
Ill Gotten Gains 00:00 Tools
What Would Bruce Campbell Do? 00:00 Tools
Things Explode For No Reason 00:00 Tools
Augie Doggie 00:00 Tools
Oh, My Stars And Martyrs! 00:00 Tools
Harry Houdini Says No And Proves It 00:00 Tools
Halved Dog Alive (For The Second Time) 00:00 Tools
Fuck You And The Cross You Rode In On 00:00 Tools
Is You Is Or Is You Ain't? 00:00 Tools
Auggie Doggie 00:00 Tools
Galactus: Devourer Of Worlds 00:00 Tools
Poltergeist! Poltergeist! 00:00 Tools
Today I Discovered The World 00:00 Tools
The Hot Knives Technique 00:00 Tools
Who?...Me? 00:00 Tools
Robotic Man Of The Future (Mini Robot 100%) 00:00 Tools
fake beard/real moustache 00:00 Tools
Pagansong (Acoustic) 00:00 Tools
poltergeist poltergeist 00:00 Tools
halved dog alive for the second time 00:00 Tools
Galactus: Devourer Of Worlds 00:00 Tools
Pagansong - Acoustic 00:00 Tools
03. Scumbagsville, CT 00:00 Tools
05. Who?...Me? 00:00 Tools
04. Robotic Man Of The Future (Mini Robot 100%) 00:00 Tools
"...Whole Company's Countin' On Ya" 00:00 Tools
Fake Beard 00:00 Tools
Whole Company's Countin' on Ya' 00:00 Tools
Robotic Man of The Future 00:00 Tools
Oh, My Stars and Martyrs' 00:00 Tools
F**k You and the Cross You Rode In On 00:00 Tools
Fake Beard. Real Moustache 00:00 Tools
Auggie Doggie - Small Arms Dealer 00:00 Tools
Oh My, Stars and Martyrs! 00:00 Tools
Baby's Too High To Drive Tonig 00:00 Tools
Album Preview: A Single Unifying Theory 00:00 Tools
What Would Bruce Campbell Do 00:00 Tools
Fire in the Mine 00:00 Tools
Who...Me 00:00 Tools
F*ck You And The Cross You Rode In On 00:00 Tools
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A fitting moniker if ever there was one, Long Island's Small Arms Dealer have concocted an impressive melodic punk Molotov with their debut, A Single Unifying Theory. Incendiary guitars collide with a steam train drum rumble as memorable, hook-doused refrains prepared in a style that's linked to Jawbox, Hot Water Music, and labelmates Latterman invade your consciousness. It's no coincidence that Phil Douglas of the aforementioned recorded, mixed, and mastered this winner of a disc. Gruff pipes courtesy of frontman Jason Lubrano give thick-riffed numbers like "Tonight... on a Very Special Episode," "Scumbagsville, CT," and "A Fire in the Mine" a persuasive touch. But straight-up punk aside, SAD do edgy, rock-based material just as convincingly, as evidenced by "Baby's Too High to Drive Tonight" and "Pagansong." Only the folksy "My Headlocks Are (Crazy)" is questionable, if only because Lubrano's gravelly voice is an ill fit for the strumming and affable female harmonies that engulf it. That aside, this is an explosive effort. ~ John D. Luerssen, All Music Guide Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.