a finely-tailored jitbag

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beg to differ 00:00 Tools
DuPont Ewoks 00:00 Tools
substitutes for understanding 00:00 Tools
the cicatrix redux on the dauphin's wallet (or green valise) 00:00 Tools
more than enough Hemmingway 00:00 Tools
porcine hangmen 00:00 Tools
it smells of curry without you (extended mix) 00:00 Tools
based on green beans 00:00 Tools
footage 00:00 Tools
children of the underground jazz scene 00:00 Tools
The Overdraft Mofo Tea Party Party Plan 00:00 Tools
Jane's predilection 00:00 Tools
ways to be present 00:00 Tools
al Qaeda getting 00:00 Tools
sgpd 00:00 Tools
if tomorrow's weather comes 00:00 Tools
no fair peeking 00:00 Tools
today's page 3 story 00:00 Tools
when youre pointless and the humidity is high 00:00 Tools
old Art Bell programs pass thru a series of clouds in space 00:00 Tools
complaining gains favor/crib sheets 00:00 Tools
popsicle of the blood covenant 00:00 Tools
interregnum 00:00 Tools
comedy, a hand-held device 00:00 Tools
they found his sexuality image on the side of a milk carton 00:00 Tools
door stopper 00:00 Tools
good things 00:00 Tools
Yeshua Hamashia and the bacon twist 00:00 Tools
our father who art in 00:00 Tools
apologies to the ear worm (touching potatoes mix) 00:00 Tools
we are being crucified 00:00 Tools
the arrival of the kitchen sounds in the pancreas (super extended remix) 00:00 Tools
because it's fun, part 2 00:00 Tools
apply directly to the forehead 00:00 Tools
tomorrow's actors come in eggs 00:00 Tools
dont ask 00:00 Tools
a nicer way to say it 00:00 Tools
how will my nose 00:00 Tools
how many guesses do I get 00:00 Tools
filibuster follies 00:00 Tools
the jains go door to door (2010 mix) 00:00 Tools
short story: August 12th 2004 (December 23rd 1985) 00:00 Tools
American women who listen too casually to classical music 00:00 Tools
America's toughest questions 00:00 Tools
always with the buts 00:00 Tools
do I need to put on a clown costume first? 00:00 Tools
the muffin man vs the black angus (pt 2) 00:00 Tools
identity boulevard 00:00 Tools
the bladder of god 00:00 Tools
the magic of green beans 00:00 Tools
chubby baby 00:00 Tools
the muffin man vs the black angus (pt 1) 00:00 Tools
it's all on the wrist 00:00 Tools
varieties of Hunter Thompson 00:00 Tools
for the American Cancer Society 00:00 Tools
I'm Jennifer 00:00 Tools
make sense 00:00 Tools
Winnie the Pooh grows a moustache 00:00 Tools
deluxe edition 00:00 Tools
marsh mallow Muammar 00:00 Tools
your pumpkin pie 00:00 Tools
cooperation 00:00 Tools
where does a guy hafta go to get some serious shit 00:00 Tools
Major Tom's control issues 00:00 Tools
star creep (anxiety mix) 00:00 Tools
not oregano 00:00 Tools
anything a recording can do 00:00 Tools
types of cognitive dissonance 00:00 Tools
as long as the hair in my food is my own hair 00:00 Tools
849 00:00 Tools
guy search 00:00 Tools
I statements you can use 00:00 Tools
a family recipe 00:00 Tools
me me me me and that pop'lar banana puddin' 00:00 Tools
antigravity fishionistas 00:00 Tools
celebrity password without the knives 00:00 Tools
collage mcnuggets 00:00 Tools
photographing chandeliers 2 00:00 Tools
douchemaster 00:00 Tools
maintenance thru decline 00:00 Tools
it smells of curry without you 00:00 Tools
words have sequences 00:00 Tools
say egg 00:00 Tools
hate gay (extended mix) 00:00 Tools
whose healthy neighborhood? 00:00 Tools
the bonus round 00:00 Tools
the card you've been hiding 00:00 Tools
the effects of amnesia on Zorro Jr. 00:00 Tools
848 00:00 Tools
Corey Feldman's Pepper Sauce theme song 00:00 Tools
low together 00:00 Tools
plucking Lady Gaga 00:00 Tools
fried for your convenience 00:00 Tools
analyzing time 00:00 Tools
installing a headache thru time 00:00 Tools
a new word with you 00:00 Tools
canned asshole (mix 2) 00:00 Tools
the least distinguished member 00:00 Tools
hurry and get in 00:00 Tools
too often Beth Anderson answers Beth Anderson too often 00:00 Tools
on marital sex 00:00 Tools
vulnerable divinity 00:00 Tools
subconscious authenticity (anxiety mix) 00:00 Tools
misuse of the word literally is literally 00:00 Tools
connect with the dots 00:00 Tools
God's memory is clouded 00:00 Tools
interrogate the willing 00:00 Tools
a discussion with Vegas security 00:00 Tools
smell my kiwi 00:00 Tools
prepositional phase 00:00 Tools
go to Hell 00:00 Tools
when in Zimbabwe 00:00 Tools
what do you make of this 00:00 Tools
Hal fixes windshields 00:00 Tools
nothing can happen 00:00 Tools
still on the floor 00:00 Tools
vraiment l'avant garde 00:00 Tools
the flabbergaster 00:00 Tools
we are being crucified (Wojciech Jaruzelski mix) 00:00 Tools
operation 00:00 Tools
action items 00:00 Tools
The Roman Polaski Story (as told by a Chicago Bear) 00:00 Tools
how dare you 00:00 Tools
vending to the barebacked boltcutter 00:00 Tools
when Xian girls dress for the Joy Division iPod concert 00:00 Tools
get out of the street 00:00 Tools
B movies with libertarian appeal 00:00 Tools
bedroom supervision 00:00 Tools
Moussa Koussa being verbally abused 00:00 Tools
wash me cleanse me 00:00 Tools
booty cooperative 00:00 Tools
not oregano (extended mix) 00:00 Tools
ratcomb (alt mix) 00:00 Tools
a questioning nature 00:00 Tools
door to the dinner party 00:00 Tools
flag extinguisher 00:00 Tools
words have no meaning 00:00 Tools
sure, I romp with Satan 00:00 Tools
why no rumors about potatoes 00:00 Tools
the impotence of minerals 00:00 Tools
practice 00:00 Tools
apologies to the ear worm 00:00 Tools
falling down for the last time 00:00 Tools
the natural tendency is to wallow 00:00 Tools
a number of scenarios 00:00 Tools
discombobulated but not a virgin 00:00 Tools
sowl 00:00 Tools
couch fort on Planet X 00:00 Tools
Captain and chenille 00:00 Tools
subliminobble meteors 00:00 Tools
intrusive 00:00 Tools
peanut clusters win approval 00:00 Tools
December 4th, 2007 00:00 Tools
poor man's toe 00:00 Tools
threatened by the members of Joy Division with a 10 foot Pole 00:00 Tools
that song and 7 others 00:00 Tools
a word with you 00:00 Tools
siding bitchers 00:00 Tools
bowl brushes are our enemies 00:00 Tools
after the big breakup (extended mix version 2) 00:00 Tools
hug 00:00 Tools
by request 00:00 Tools
buttons that do nothing 00:00 Tools
short story: February 3, 2006 00:00 Tools
door to the dinner party/side effects of World War III 00:00 Tools
the thought stalker 00:00 Tools
itch inserts from the former Soviet Union 00:00 Tools
daily functions 00:00 Tools
imperative presence 00:00 Tools
home canning project C 00:00 Tools
egg foo yung 00:00 Tools
casting for casseroles of death 00:00 Tools
eggs over uneasy 00:00 Tools
wave as you leave slowly (1) 00:00 Tools
the doing 00:00 Tools
free associations 00:00 Tools
military uh 00:00 Tools
the second couple 00:00 Tools
flavored water of the month 00:00 Tools
because it's fun, part 1 00:00 Tools
style 00:00 Tools
likened unto an actor who may disappear 00:00 Tools
invasive neurons 00:00 Tools
more enough 00:00 Tools
the mind of Clem Buck, depilatory Mormon 00:00 Tools
funeral for a nosecone, pt. 2 00:00 Tools
like babies with teeth 00:00 Tools
Mewt Gingrey 00:00 Tools
847 00:00 Tools
I brought a cheerleader with me when I lost my virginity 00:00 Tools
from the streets (like a squirrel) 00:00 Tools
margins 00:00 Tools
check the dole 00:00 Tools
keep your secrets (interesting) 00:00 Tools
983 00:00 Tools
dont I not know you (mix B) 00:00 Tools
featuring Jesus 00:00 Tools
witches wear bubbling zippers 00:00 Tools
money words cars (lastfm mix) 00:00 Tools
the history of turtle civil litigation pt 1 00:00 Tools
abandoned people 00:00 Tools
filed under indescribable 00:00 Tools
google fugue echo 00:00 Tools
Friday, March 13th 2009 00:00 Tools
Operation Chaos 00:00 Tools
a functioning melange 00:00 Tools
guarding against optimism 00:00 Tools
the September morning interrogation 00:00 Tools
radio is... 00:00 Tools
tune that name (extended mix) 00:00 Tools
what's that growing in the vegetable bin? 00:00 Tools
Marilyn Munson's fershizzle pants 00:00 Tools
believe in your reaction 00:00 Tools
our father who art in (postlude return) 00:00 Tools
do I need to put on a clown costume first? (2010 mix) 00:00 Tools
never more than enough satisfactional sofa space 00:00 Tools
the history of turtle civil litigation pt 3 00:00 Tools
grooving off to Florida 00:00 Tools
today's nose 00:00 Tools
the cracker that can be eaten with everything 00:00 Tools
Bachmann Freesound Overdrive 00:00 Tools
Sarah Jessica watches her starches 00:00 Tools
free at the table 00:00 Tools
stickier 00:00 Tools
strength in blankets 00:00 Tools
rubber baby buggy bumpers 00:00 Tools
between jazz solos I think 00:00 Tools
the failed toss to Jessica 00:00 Tools
unreunited 00:00 Tools
hungry gun 00:00 Tools
coded again 00:00 Tools
big green flying mock coffin 00:00 Tools
accounting tricks 19 00:00 Tools
liquids for a Chinese audience 00:00 Tools
saved 00:00 Tools
conspiracy to say nice things 00:00 Tools
daytrip to obtain sperm and embryos (feat. Louise Brown) 00:00 Tools
more than an earworm 00:00 Tools
like it used to be 00:00 Tools
Abe L on the mic 00:00 Tools
ratcomb 00:00 Tools
gastroparesis 00:00 Tools
matter does character 00:00 Tools
Stickles 2012 00:00 Tools
because words sound however 00:00 Tools
nobody on this side knows 00:00 Tools
side effects of World War III 00:00 Tools
candidate announces 00:00 Tools
the truth about Dracula 00:00 Tools
he does his behaving with his face 00:00 Tools
get out 00:00 Tools
playback shock (edit) 00:00 Tools
the bits of life (extended mix) 00:00 Tools
funeral for a nosecone, pt. 1 00:00 Tools
God has it covered 00:00 Tools
association of women 00:00 Tools
what mustard does close to the ear 00:00 Tools
the tradition and justice of facebook 00:00 Tools
there's a page torn out of God's diary it's from a Tuesday 00:00 Tools
a toast 00:00 Tools
you look gay in sunglasses 00:00 Tools
canned 00:00 Tools
barely lingual 00:00 Tools
the ins and outs of shelling peas 00:00 Tools
editing the name 00:00 Tools
intro 00:00 Tools
degenerates 00:00 Tools
home canning project B 00:00 Tools
Ron and Michele 00:00 Tools
how many guesses do I get (alt mix) 00:00 Tools
Angel of Deficit Reduction 00:00 Tools
laughing (preposition) you 00:00 Tools
how to conclude wow 00:00 Tools
setting her hair at the table 00:00 Tools
seek and detox 00:00 Tools
is my life bothering you? 00:00 Tools
the five dimensions of a lumpy bed 00:00 Tools
when you say fish to a horizon 00:00 Tools
eventually 00:00 Tools
Corey Feldman's Pepper Sauce theme song (anxiety mix) 00:00 Tools
I piece 00:00 Tools
cured in a parking lot by Allasane Outtara 00:00 Tools
genericide 00:00 Tools
spit or get out of the wind 00:00 Tools
the New World Order (with mustard) 00:00 Tools
the brick with the giant dance floor in its brain 00:00 Tools
elephant numbers 00:00 Tools
just plain no 00:00 Tools
pud 00:00 Tools
a number 1 song about tacos (mix B) 00:00 Tools
witch 00:00 Tools
someday buddy someday 00:00 Tools
hum 00:00 Tools
candidate announces (mix 4) 00:00 Tools
the contagion from radio 00:00 Tools
dance to the beat of the conundrum 00:00 Tools
roots of destruction (ideological mix) 00:00 Tools
booty cooperative/ the first couple 00:00 Tools
common folk 00:00 Tools
medical conditions based on geographic location 00:00 Tools
swine flu (was so disappointing) 00:00 Tools
after the big breakup 00:00 Tools
a new love 00:00 Tools
smellovision with crystals versus odor causing bacteria 00:00 Tools
like babies with teeth (extended mix) 00:00 Tools
takeover of the pious chinmen 00:00 Tools
Taco Buffalo Birddog and Murray Henderson 00:00 Tools
how to pop balloons, part 1 00:00 Tools
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A finely-tailored Jitbag is a not-for-profit organization seeking to refine your listening experience: in the Burger King bathroom, in elevators which still feature timely music which can get your mind off wanking, and during the bumper of the evening news radio broadcast. Listen to a finely-tailored Jitbag while cleaning your ears... while cleaning your hard drive... while listening to a finely-tailored Jitbag in another room. A finely-tailored Jitbag is a step up in underwear size. FTJ is the brightest star on the horizon, the party next door (or is it just the neighbor two down listening alone to her stereo at a party level?) and a container of mixed nuts which contains raisins which can sing and softshoe like they were from some mythical place called “Southside”. Only the raisins in the Jitbag choose not to, and that star on the horizon is actually an omen signifying the arrival of yet another televangelist on this Earth -- it’s also the planet little babies who weren’t baptized go to, and there they forever hold helium balloons while their mothers fret and fathers read the paper thinking all the while, “The child's got to learn sometime.” Oh, and the little babies spit up everywhere so it’s not a planet you would want to visit. At least not without a finely-tailored pair of galoshes. A finely-tailored Jitbag can reclaim the sounds which have been wiggled into your head. FTJ can redefine classic rock as the jellyrolls around your waistline redefine your life. FTJ can hold your hand and get it all sweaty and leave you worried that if you do not invest in bioenergy then the Kentucky National Guard will have built a wall around your house come morn. When sitting on your couch, in front of the brain drainer, just letting your dog bark at all the passerby traffic as they walk into the perverts basement and volunteer to have the void between their ears filled with the joyous wonders of a cesspool. Listen and do whatever. (Except don't play tracks #4 and #5 before midnight on your radio show ‘cause they say “fuck” in there somewhere.) Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.